V Nebraska Advertiser W. W. SANDERS, Prop. NEMAHA, NEBRASKA "What 1h moro potent than tlio do! Inr?" Oh u few millions of I!. Mrs. Langtry is oO yearn old, but at a littlo (llstaitco you can Hcarcoly no tlco it. A wcBlcrn observer says that almost all tho Htreot railway companies now run "Pay-an-you-ontor" cars. Philadelphia boasts of a mngazlno devoted exclusively to aeronautics. One of those lly-by-nlght publishing concerns, eh? Tt Is claimed that the mound build ers wore iho first baseball players, but nobody has over discovered anything, to Indicate- (hat Ihey wero tho first uniplru tnaimers. Asbestos sheets are being Instituted under the mattresses of sleeping cars on somo of the railways of the United1 States to shut out the lieat from the radiators undernoalh. Tho elevator originated In central, I3uropo. Tho earliest mention of the' elevator Is made In a letter of Na poleon I. addressed to his wire, Arch duchess Maria Louise. Dr. mills thinks the millennium luut arrived. Tho man who needs M tons of hard coal and doesn't know whore he is going to got. tho money to pay for It Is probably convinced that a millennium doesn't amount to much, after all. A simplified spelling socloly in Eng land wants to have school children, taught to spell by ear. To show bow tastes differ, It Is a matter of common, complaint among business men hero that some of tho graduates of the com mon schools spell that way now. Can tho proposition that tho mini mum salary for an unmarried Episco palian clergyman In the diocese of Now York should bo $1,5200 and for a married clergyman $1,200 with a suit able place to live In, or $1,500 In monoy, bo taken as an official state ment of tho oxact cost of a wife? When the ollleers of the American battleships arrived al Tokyo last month they wero welcomed by crowds or school children, who sang "Hall Columbia" and other American songs In English. When have American school children ever welcomed foreign visitors by singing songs In their na tives tongue? . In view of tho fact that the prlco ot stock exchange scats in Now York has jumped recently from $70,000 to ,$75,000, It Is a littlo discouraging to learn that tho owner of a pow In fash !lonablo Grace church, on lower Broad way, which ho bought for $3,000, has been able to got only $1,100 bid for it, at auction. Cornotists standing in tho belfry ot tho Park Street, church In Boston played "America" at noon on October 21, in honor of tho ono hundrodth an nlvorsary of the birth of Row S. F, Smith, tho author of tho words sung to tho music In this country. "Amor lea" was llrat sung publicly iu this church, on July 4, 1832. About 250 buffalo, remnant of tho fa nious Pablo herd recently purchased by tho Dominion government, will bo takon from Montana nnd placed in tho now buffalo park on Baltic river, a thousand miles northwest of Winnl peg. Tho animals now aro being rounded up by Michael Pablo in Mon tana and will bo brought north in spe clal trains. Thero has recently been opened In ono of London's fashionablo streets a toilet club for dogs. Thero tho pets .of tho smart sot can have their hair dressed and their coats trimmed to Immaculate perfection. For threo shit lings they can bo bathed. If their teeth aro imperfect they can bo filled or extracted, and If their clawa pro- trudo too far thoy can be daintily maul cured. Germany in 20 years has increased its yearly mining product from 100,i 000,000 metric toiiB to 212.G09.000. metric tons, worth $139,080,200. Coal forms 85 per cent, of the output. Other mlnorals aro Bait, Iron oroB, copper, lead, alno, pyrites, gold, Bllvor, man gancso, arsenic, saltpeter, vitriol and alum. Tho workmen number about 700.000. and tho companies about 2,000. Dr. Norman Dltmnn Ihib receiver tho (Jlbbs prize of $20,000, offered by the Now York acadomy for tho best original research work on tho kidneys. Tho prize watt founded to create an Interest In tho study of Hrlght's ills ease, l)f, Dltmnu's InvoBtigatlmix tried to account for tho unnecessary two-thirds ot man's meat diet, and to iido It this had any clone connection with tho polHoiiH present in tho h'h teiu of ft person alllleted with Brlght'M UllUVANO, f AGAIN MIDDLE-WEIGHT CHAMPION Stanley Ketcbel, the Michigan flcjhter, who regained the middle-weight championship of the world by defeating Billy Papko in the eleventh round of their bout at Colma, Cal. FOREIGN SWIMMERS MUST RECKON WITH AMERICANS Achievements of Team at Olympic Games Show Yankees Rank with the Best. It cannot bo said truthfully that tho outdoor swimming season of 1008 was a brilliant or oven an unusually active ono, yet It will go down In history as a decidedly remarkable one. The achievements of our small team of swimmers at the Olympic games were passed over with hardly a word In tho heat, of controversy over sen sational disputes. Daniels' capture of tho 100 meter race had boon expected and nobody clso took a first, so what need or wasting time In comments? Nevertheless, our representatives won a great victory, for they proved that we are now at least on equal terms with other countries a. thing foreign ers have refused to admit, so far and that In future thoy will havo to reckon on us In all International swimming meets. Tho sprinting of Harry Hob nor of tho Illinois A. C. and Leslie Rich of tho Brookllno S. C. was an eye-opener to Britishers, who thought Daniels was our only good 100 yardor, and thoy wero not a littlo surprised at our relay quartette Daniels, Good win, Ilebner, Rich giving thorn a good rub for their monoy and finishing third, ahead of sovoral European teams considered their bettors. Then the fancy diving of Gcorgo Gnldzlk of the Chicago A. A. tho best of tho meet, despite his being given only third place took them complete ly off their feet. Marathon swimming again proved tho featuro of tho season. Tho Chi cago riier event was won In clover stylo by C. S. Jensen of tho Illinois A. C. In 11:11 2-5, and his clubmato, H. J. Handy, obtained a second leg on tho $1,000 Missouri A. C. cup, which Is competed for yearly over ten miles of tho Mississippi river, and which must bo won three times before be coming absoluto property of winner. In tho cast Bud Goodwin of tho New York A. C. took both tho big evonts flvo nnd 13 milo championships tho first in 2:10:25, tho second iu 4:30:00. His work was a revelation. IIo seemed to hold over these dis tances tho exact stroko, speed and all, that ho usos In milo swimming, nnd his tlmo was certainly wonderful. Besides these three, sovoral other very promising onduranco men wero developed. Jaeger, tho two Johnsons. Frlzollo, and Hall in tho west, and Wenck, tho Mauleys, Hennen, James, nnd Hydo In tho oast, showed hotter form and moro speed than tho host swimmers of tho provlous year. In sprinting there was not very much of an opportunity to Judge of rel ative merits, but It Is worth mention ing that Daniels wont an olllclnl 100 yards In a pool In 0:51.1-5, which, though not accoptcd an a record, may dispel tho fear, felt by Borne, that tho New Yorker Ib losing his speed. Apart from Daniels there are threo men who deservo to be mentioned In a class by themselves; Harry Mobnor of the Illi nois A. ('., Leslie Rich of the llrook llno H. C., and Curtla Sloan or Pitts burg. Thoy certainly ought to be heard from If their suirmor's work Is Any criterion of what they win do next winter. Will Try Crlis on Plrnt, CrlktK Ik to ho tried on II rat hiiHu by the Brown. If ho can muk good thw tram will khIii stonily Iu hlttintf power. FOOTBALL IS SHELVED; OTHER GAMES TO FORE Track Work, Basketball and Indoor Sports Will Now Receive At tention of Colleges. Now that tho football season has ended the athletes iu tho colleges and. universities aro turning their attention toward those games which, during tho winter months, go to make the calen dar or Intercollegiate sports complete. Haskotball, hockey, Indoor track, aquatics and gymnastics are all com ing in for their share or recognition alter being dormant for eight months. Tho track athletes have already donned their Indoor shoes, trunks and jerseys and sought the banked turns of the runways In the gyms. Nearly every artornoon those would-be Jlyers can be seen swinging around, develop ing both stride and wind under the watchful eyes of some captain, who Is anxiously looking over tho material for this winter's team. Tho dissolution of tho Intercollogl ato Haskotball association docs not ap pear to havo iu the least retarded In terest In this branch of athletics, and whllo It was feared at tho close of last season that tho discontinuance of this organization might materially -affect tho playing schedules of those colleges and universities connected with, it, it has evidently had an antithetic effect. It Is said that, as a rule, harder play ing lists aro being, or havo been, com piled for the big eastern teams than, ever before. If such is the case, then It Is evident that enthusiasm among1 basket balllsts Is on anything but tho wane. It Is rather on tho Increase., and long, hard schedules will undoubt edly tend to boost It still further. Yale has announced that its schedule is composed of just as many Important games as last season's. Further than, this, all tho teams that last winter mot in I. B. A. play are again given places among the playing dates. WINTER BASEBALL GOSSIP John J. McCloskey, for several years manager or tho St. Louis Na tional league team, and a ball player or tho old school, will manage the Mil waukee American association baseball team iu 1909. Ho succeeds Barry Mc Cormlck. "Kid" Nance, who played in tho American league tho first year of Its existence, Is wanted by both Fort Worth and Austin in tho Texas league. Nanco played groat ball for Waco last season. Little Rock again will bo tho train lug camp for tho Boston Red Sox next season. President Taylor has made arrangements with Managor Finn or the Arkansas Travelers for tho use or the grounds and has promised tho Lit tlo Rock club two pitchers as partial payment for tho park. Youngstown, 0., contains qulto a baseball colony In Manager McAloer or St. Louis, Outfielder Charlie Hemp hill of New York, Shortstop Starr of Pittsburg, lullelders Phyle and Whit ney of Buffalo and Curloy Blount, Jack Wood ami Jack MeAleer. Frank Klllen, once the great south paw of the big leagues, will 'umpire In the Central Ioukuo next sonnou, "Deacon" Phllllppe of tho Pirates Is on of the haitlHill players who ho llvvw In Having Mt money and not turning actor durliiK I ho off-Mvunon. Il ha Just ptirruuwMl a farm near llullor, Wis, tu paid $7,3UO cash down Kathleen, the By Alan (Copyright, Ford "Como In!" My olllco door opened very gently, and a llttlq face I knew well peeped round. In sheer astonishment I dropped my pen. "Kathleen!" I said. "How In tho world did you get down here? You're not by yourself, surely?" "Oh, no; course, nurslo's with me," and tho blue eyes smiled at mo so sweetly; "but she's gone shopping. I'm not to go till sho comes for me." "But what will mother and auntie say? They'll think you're lost." "I'm too growed-up to get lost," sho said, with a dignified littlo air. I could not help smiling. "Now, you littlo rogue," I said, "when I've helped you off with that pretty blue coat and hat I shall expect to bo told why you've honored mo with a visit to the city in business hours." Sho settled herself sedately In a chair opposite to me, qulto uncon scious of tho pretty picture she made with her mass of fair hair and sweet littlo face. "It's a most 'portant visit," sho said. "I'vo como to ask you to my party next Wo'n'sday." "Indeed? I shall be delighted to come. So that's what brought you down here, is It?" I had heard great talcs about this party, but not from Kathleen. This was evidently her surprise for me. "Shall I bo expected to do anything in particular?" I asked. "You'll havo to mako believe all tho time, like you always do at our house." Tills was certainly a candid state ment. I wondered If the rest or the family shared tho same view. I hoped not, because I was as a rule "Then Mummle Was Wrong," She Said Triumphantly. particularly serious after Kathleen had gono to bed. "Auntie Mcrva will bo thoro, of course," I ventured to suggest. "'Course sho will," replied Kath leen. Then sho mado a lour of tho room, came back and resumed her seat, and asked mo seriously: "Is this whore you play all by yourself In the day time?" "Well, yes, I suppose I do.'' "Do you keep your toys in those big tin boxes?" "Well, they're not toys like those in your nursery." "Do you sit hero all by yourself, then?" I nodded. "And never reel lonely?" "Sometimes," I said, smiling in spito or myseir at tho serious littlo race. "I heard mummic tell daddy ono day you wore a lonely man." "Oh!" I was certainly hearing some home truths. "But you won't bo lonely when you como to my party, will you?" "No, dear. 1 like to como as often as I can to your house," and I spoke tho truth. By this tlmo Kathleen's nurse had returned I expect bIiq had boon wnlt lug outside all the time and with strict Injunctions "not to forget tho party next Wo'n'sday," my little vis itor kissed mo good-by, nnd 1 tried to settle down to work again. But a pair or blue eyes would keep dancing In front of mo on my blotting pad. HomettmoH 1 thought thoy wero Kathleen's, and sometimes 1 thought thoy wero omo ono oIho'b. Kath Iocu'h oyoM and her Aunt Morva' wort) trnugly alike. I had notluud It be fore The tootit Mt'Mtid f)ltt rlurtw uov that Kim IimiI anno. Embassadress Sanders 1'ub. Co.) In tho Intervening days the post man left strango notes for me. Sometimes tho missives wero stuck together with Jujubes, but I had nq difficulty In deciphering tho signs. They read: "Don't, forgot tho party, next Wo'n'sday." As to tho crosses well, the most Ignorant person knows what those mean In a letter. "We'n'sday" came at last, and, o course, I went to Uio party. It was a great success. The houso was turned upside down by a merry crowd of lit tle folks who kept the fun going until long after they ought to havo been In bed? Kathleen queened It all very pret. tlly, and after the last littlo guest had. departed and tho bluo eyes could scarcely keep open, she persisted that she wasn't a little bit tired, "oa'y hungry." That was a subterfuge sho was always guilty of at bedtime. Next day I saw Kathleen In tho park, and wc discussed tho party. "You were a funny man," she said. I was glad to know that I had given satisfaction iu this direction. "Did you learn all those stories from pltsher books, or wero they just make believe?" "Both," I said. "And you didn't cry when you had to go homo like little Charllo did, did you?" I assured her that I was able to refrain from weeping. "And you liked me tho best of all tho little girls there?" "Of course, I did." "Quito sure?" she said, coaxingly. "Quite sure," I repeated. "Then mummio was wrong," Bho said, triumphantly. "How's that?" I asked. "Well when mummic and Aunt Merva came to say 'Good night,' I beard auntie say how fond you woro or me, and mummio said: 'Yes, and I know some one else bo's very fond of, too, or would be ir she'd let him,' and auntie went quite runny, and said: 'Don't bo ridiklus, Daisy Daisy's what daddy calls mummic but mummio only laughed and said: 'I don't think you're always kind to him.' " Kathleen stopped to take breath arter this long recital, and then went on: "So arter mummio went down stairs, and auntie brought mo a sweetie 'fore I foil 'sleep, I asked ir it was true if you liked somo littlo girl better'n me. Auntie said 'No,' and then I asked her IT sho wasn't alwaya kind to you. Auntie said: 'P'r'aps not, sometimes.' Then I said sho ought to love you like I did, 'cos you wero lonely and had no nice littlo girl of your own like my duddy had. Then sho stooped down to kiss me, and heij cheek was quite wet, just as if she'd been crying. I've never seen Anntiq Merva cry before." There was a serious look In Katht leen's bluo eyes. "What made Auntie Merva cry, da you think?" sho asked, quite dis tressed. "I think 1 can guess," I said, and, with a full heart I kissed tho little up turned face. Kathleen had told 'mo something I wanted to know something that I havo been grateful to her for telling; mo, all my life. Dryness of City Air. It might be supposed that tho heat, of large towns would hasten evapora tion nnd mako their air moister, but recent observations abroad Indicate, tho reverse. In northern Germany city air exceeds country air in relative humidity by six to nine per cent., ac-! cording to season. This diminution in' moisture is most marked In the eve ning and Is more evident in summer' than in winter, so that it can hardly, bo duo to fires or to the condensation by smoke or vapors. Tho primary, cause would appear to bo tho genoral drainage of tho ground in cities. In. the hot summer or 1901 country ami town moisture wero practically equal, a result probably duo to the excessive drying of tho soli in both city and country by tho long drought. Meant to Cheat the Dogs. In a certain part of Scotland, ac cording to Dean Ramsoy, tho shep herds used to take their collloa with thorn to church. The dogn bohavvrd well during tho sormon, but began lo be restless during the Inst psalm, and saluted tho final blessing with Joyful barks. In one church the congregation resolved to stop this unseemly dotal'; bo, when a strango minister waa about, to pronounce the blessing, all n-, malued seated Instead of rising an 1 o expected. IIo hesitated and pause 1, till an old shepherd cried: "Say awt. nlr; we're a' ulltln' to chant tho dowgs." A Cm ft I Jest. "Anyway." ruiurlutd Noah, as Iho Mrk hKMn to lloftt. "the folks that wore thrt'tUoiKMl by fot'Mit )r ought to ha thankful!"