Nebraska Advertiser
W. V. SANDERS, Prop.
NEMAHA,
NEBRASKA
When Rome people toll lis tliey did
tholr beat, wo wonder what tholr
worst is like.
Among tho prominent members of,
tho smart set present at Newport wus
tho chimpanzee.
Dcor put up In tublet form looks
Hko another wicked side door contriv
ance of tho enemy.
A man loves a woman bccaiiHO he
wants to. If ho marries her It Is bo
cause sho wants htm to.
Julia Ward Howo says the world le
growing better, but she Is 88, and
naturally can't go out much.
By tho way, did you ever notice what
your toes think when a fat woman
steps on them In the street car?
Anyhow, tho proposed society of the
Sponsors of tho United States nuvy
will include a lot of pretty girls.
It is said that Cleveland girls are
smoking clgarettos to ward off mos
quitoes. That Is not all they will ward
off.
Tho overproduction of French wlno,
genuine and bogus, is almost as
fraught with peril as overindulgence
of it.
A Georgia man shot the postmaster
because his mall was late. His de
fense will probably bo "tho unwritten
letter."
A Buffalo preacher says that hell Is
full of peek-a-boo waists, so man can't
dodge tho job of buttoning them even
uftor death.
"Are tho people apathetic?" asks the
Kansas City Times. We don't know
as to that, but wo can say that moat of
them are .perspiring.
Lot tho perpetual knocker bo sent
to the rock pllo where his hammer
may bo aptly employed making little
ones out of big ones.
The flea on tho tail of the dog of the
wife of tho wild man of Borneo will
doubtless be surprised to lind that
motor cars havo invaded tho island.
As a result of this anti-whlBkors
crusade, an Iowa man shaved off his
spinnakers and was thrown out of the
houso by Ills wife, who mistook him
for a tramp,
That dinosaur is variously reported
as having been found in Oregon, Wy
oming and Montana. But remember
hlB immense size, which probably ac
counts for It.
Automobiles are being sold In Bor
neo, and wo may supposo that tho
wild men ovor there will at onco join
In the march of civilization by apply
ing for jobs as chauffeurs.
Mmo. Emma Eames says sho doesn't
believe she will evor marry again.
However, sho has jimt started for Eu
ropo and thero aro many hard-up gen
tlemen with titles over there.
One way to get rid of a moBquito,
explains the Baltimore Sun, Is to firm
ly slap him in the face, and at tho
time exclaiming haughtily: "That for
you, sir," or madam, as tho case may
be.
Complaining about the quality of the
modern umbrella, Mr. Max Henry
Newman writes to a newspaper: "A
good umbrella Is somewhat like a good
poet,, hard to find." Why not buy one,
Max?
If two Moorish armies fight five or
six days with a total death list of 32,
both sides Included, how long could
all tho real and makc-bolieve soldiors
in Morocco stand up in front of a few
French regiments?
A lecturer on "Tho Philosophy ol
Art" at tho Harvard summer school
declared that beauty, which Is a func
tion or entelechy subsisting between
an organism and its object when the
adaptation of. ono to the other Is com
plete and harmonious with tho organ
Ism's . act of perception, is grounded
upon the pBycho-physlcal character of
the organism, which determines the
form of tho beautiful object. All of
which goes to confirm us in tho belief
that beauty is only skin deep after all.
Scientists In the bureau of ethnology
at Washington say men lira practical'
ly of the same stature and havo the
samo size of brain to-day as beforo the
dawn of history when tlioy were busy
hunting tho woolly rhinoceros in tho
Thames and Seine valleys. Tho scion
tists ought not to talk this way. Do
they expect any ono to bellovo that it
took as much brains to hunt a woolly
rhinoceros, inquires tho Indianapolis
Star, skeptically, as it does to chase
the festive baseball or pursue and cap
ture the fugitive dollar?
FOR 2-CENT RATE
KANSAS RAILROAD BOARD WILL
BE ASKED TO ACT.
COMPLIANCE DEEMED LIKELY
Road6 May Grant Concession Without
a Struggle Complaint Charges
That Kansas People Are Dis
criminated Against.
A Topeka, Kas., August 2G dispatch
ways: It may not he necessary ror
tho state board of railroad commis
sioners to take much time before or
dering an emergency passenger rate
of 12 cents per mile. George W. Kan
avel
jl, chairman of the board, said that
believed that it would not bo nee
....... . ....... .. i i....
he
efsary for tho board to have a hearing
at all. Ho thinks that all that will bo
necessary will lie for the members
tn meet and decldo on th'J advisability
of declaring an emergency and putting
tho 2-cent rate Into effect at once and
ordering tho railroads to charge not
moro than 2 cent per mile for hauling
passengers. If this position is ngnt
Kansas may have a '2-cent rate within
a few days. Tho board on Tuesday
will havo Its first regular mooting
since the governor gave out his letter
threatening to call a special session of
tho legislature to have a 2-cent law
enacted unless the board acted at
once.
Should the railroads decide not to
put the rate into effect, a legal fight
might be precipitated. Tho state of
ficials seem to believe that the rail
roads will not make a fight, as tho
public pressure Is too strong, and they
nre too much afraid of possible dras
tic action which might be taken by
the legislature should a special ses
sion be called.
Further developments tending to
show that the low rate will become ef
fective in Kansas at once appeared
Sunday and it now seems to bo gen
erally believed that the roads will
make the rate effective shortly after
tho order is issued by the board.
J. M. Council, general passenger
agent of the Atchison, Topeka & Santa
Fo, had a long talk with E. C. Shiner,
secretary of the board, and also with
Mr. Grattan, M. A. Low, general at
torney for tho Hock Island, and N. II.
Loomis, general attorney for tho
Union Pacific, held a secret meeting
yesterday ond it is said that the
whole matter was carefully consid-
oi ed. It is believed by many men in
I'opeka that tho railroads will make a
lard fight to prevent the hoard put
ting In the rate, but when the order
s once Issued tho fight will be purely
nominal and the rate will bo effective.
PREPARING FOR LONG TRIP.
Torpedo Flotilla Will Also Go to the
Pacific Coast.
Tho naval torpedo flotilla, which See
retary Loeb has announced would go
to tho Pacific coast In December at
the samo time as Admiral Evans' bat
tleship fleet, consists of eight vessels,
the Hull, Truxton, Whipple, Hopkins,
Word en, Stewart, Lawrenco and Mac-
Donough. Whether all these vessels
will bo in condition to make tho long
voyage then officials are not now pre
pared to say. Tho flotilla is com
manded by Lieutenant Commander
Anderson, but ho gives way October 1
to Lieutenant 11. L. Cono, who com
manded the Dale, which ncqomunicd
uio destroyers to uninu four years
ago.
WANT ASIATICS KEPT OUT.
Congress
Will Be Asked to
Pass
Stringent Laws.
Tho executive board of the Amer-
lean federation of labor, In session in
Norfolk, Va., requested all civic organ
lzatlons to co-operate with the federa
tion In an effort to havo the next con
gross enact somo stringent immigra
tion laws providing for tho exclusion
of Asiatic laborers of every descrip-
tlon. President Roosevelt and con-
gross were asKeu to investigate uio
cost or miying tho telegraph lines tor
government ownership. Tho miners
of the Transvaal asked llnanclnl aid
and tills will bo given as far as pos-
sible.
CUT DOWN THE CANAL FORCE.
Number of Men Employed at Panama
Lessened by a Thousand.
Tho number of men employed In
tho divisions of building, construction,
municipal work and engineering of
tho Panama canal has been reduced
b. 25 nor cent, becauso tho annronria
turn is less this year than last, and
also becauso the work in theso dlv-
lilmi Ik Inrunlv mmnlntflil. Thn vn.
auction affects about ono thousand
THE EDDY SUIT ENDS.
The "Next Friends" Decide That Little
Would Be Gained by Even a Fav
orable Decision.
Concord, N. 11. The famous
suit in equity brought on March
1, last, by George W. Glover, son of
Mrs. Mary Baker G. Eddy, and others
as "next friends" against Calvin S.
Fryo and others, for an accounting
of tho property of the aged head of
tho Christian Science church came
to an abrupt ond Wednesday. Imme
diately after the opening of court In
tho continued hearing regarding Mrs.
Eddy's competency belore Judge Ed
gar Aldrich and his co-masters, Wil
liam E. Chandler, senior counsel for
tho next friends announced having
filed a motion for dismissal of the
suit. Ho said that there were many
reasons for this action but the princi
pal ono was ":the unprofitableness of
any Immediate result of a decision In
our favor upon tho exnet Issue as
now framed, compared with the bur-
icn '"V1 "advantages to be endured
b,y "? both bt'fort m"1 nfter mlch a
decision.
Mr. Streeter .counsel for Mrs. Ed
dy, In her behalf, at once presented
a motion that the masters proceed
with tho hearing and determine her
competency to manage her business
affairs.
"We shall make a report to Judgo
Chamberlain containing all the evi
dence and the happenings of Wednes
day. In case we are In error in re
spect to tho effect of next friends
withdrawal, Judge Chamberlain can
direct us to resume the hearing.
"Without such an order wo do not
think we should be justified in going
forward with this hearing."
In reply 10 a question by Judge
Aldrich Mr. Stvocterfl said ho would
take exception to this ruling.
Gen. Palmer's Reunion.
Colorado Springs, Colo. A spe
cial train of ten Pullmans arrived In
Colorado Springs Tuesday bringing
250 members of the Fifteenth Pennsyl
vania volunteer cavalry. Largo
crowds applauded the old veterans as
they marched from the depot to the
various hotels. Wednesday they vis
ited the various scenic attractions
about Colorado Springs and Manltou
as tho guests of General William J.
Palmer.. General Palmer is paying
the complete eupenses of the veterans
from tho time -they left home until
they return.
Kansas City May Lose the Game.
Lawrence, Kansas. If Georgo
Tebeau holds out in his demand for
25 per cent of the gate receipts for
the use of Association park, and the
Kansas City "Athletic club refuses to
handle the game, there is a strong
probability that the annual Missouri-
Kansas Thanksgiving Day football
contest will bo played on McCook
field in Lawrence. Local men who
have been consulted in tho matter
aro anxious for the game here and
assure the football management that
5,000 Lawrence citizens will attorn
tho match.
Gov. Hoch Wants Action.
'I opeka, Kansas. in a letter sent
to tho state board of railway com
missloners Thursday afternoon Gov
ornor Hoch intimates that unions the
board puts a two cent fare into eP.'ect
In a very short time he will call a spe
clal session of tho legislature. Ho
says: "I request that you inform mo
immediately whether or not it is your
intention to put a straight two cent
faro in operation in this stato. that I
may know what further steps, If any
should be taken to secure this just re
suit."
Burton Buys a Paper.
Abilene, Kan. Former United
Sates Senator Joseph R. Burton of
Abilene, and L. C. Housel and J. H.
Yettor, the latter two connected with
tho business office of the Topeka Capi
tal, Friday purchased the Salina
(Kan.) Union. Tho paper will be
made a dally and Burton will take
editorial charge September 30. Mr.
Burton will continue to reside in Abi-
lono nn(1 to conduct the home rule pa
per here that he established after his
elease from Jail at Ironton, Mo.
Mrs. Ryan a Gountess.
Now York. Information has reach
ed here from Rome that Popo
PillR X linu llPKtnWPil tlio Htln nf
COUntess on Mrs. Thomas F. Rvan.
Wfo of tho well known financier, in
recognition of her charities and bene-
factions to the church. Mrs. Ryan's
gifts to the church and to charity, It
is stated, run into millions.
The Chicago and Alton Sold,
New York, Tho Toledo, St. Louis
and Western railroad company has ac
quired control of tho Chicago and Al-
ton, according to on announcement
made hero Friday. The acquisition of
tho road is subject to certain condl
tions which will not bo finally deter
mined lor ten days or two weeks
rrom tho present time.
A Kansas Pioneer Dead.
"He. nn. i-ionry i.utio, one of
11,0 COUllty S onrly Settlers, UllCle Of
.Co,on,01 M: C' Ui (Ued T""ly
juunuiig oi appendicitis.
ALL LIKED THE TEA
SPECIAL BREW LIVENED UP TEM.
PERANCE MEETING.
But There Would Be an Awful Rum-
pu6 If the Ladles Knew Just
What Made the Bever
age So Good.
The half dozen or more elderly worn
en who compose a select little temper
ance society met at the homo of an
East End member the other day foi
one of their semi-sooften discussions
of ways and means and such like.
It so happens that one of the mem
bers is rather feeble in consequence ol
her advanced years and is accustomed
to lie down every afternoon. She was
going to occupy a lounge whllo the
other blue-ribboned members went on
with their talk.
The hostess suggested that maybe a
cup of tea would help some, and acting
upon her own suggestion hustled out
and came back with the teapot steam
ing.
The woman who had planned to lie
down during the session brightened up
after taking the tea.
"That's certainly the best tea I ever
tasted," she said. "I don't believe I'll
lie down."
The others, too, agreed that the tea
came pretty near to being just the
thing. It braced them up so that their
meeting was the liveliest they had had
for these many weeks.
Now, a day or so before the temper
ance session, the head of the house
hold at which the meeting was hold,
and who may be known as John H.
Isnot, because that Isn't It, had been
advised by his physician to take a
certain kind of bitters in whisky.
He was ordinarily a total abstainer
from the drop of the hat, but he got
the bitters and a half pint of the
whisky. After he had fixed up enough
for a dose or two ho wondered what
to do with the bottle containing the
rest of the stuff, for he knew how his
wife stood on the temperance plank
and that no physician's recommenda
tion squared the rum thing with her.
Then he noticed an old teapot that
they seldom used.
A day or so after the meeting of the
temperance society husbands and
daughters of the members came to Mr.
Isnot's home one by one to learn how
he came by such excellent tea. "My
wife never has got through talking
about that tea she got over here," said
ono man. "She felt better for two or
three days."
"A friend of mine in tho tea busi
ness "gave me two or three pounds of
that," said Isnot. "I doubt if I can
get hold of any more of it."
"Mother'll give $3 a pound for it,"
said a young woman who had Just ar
rived. But Isnot is a conscientious man and
has thus far refused to take any of
their money. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Stage Money.
Representatives of the theater trust,
searching abroad for talent, chanced
upon a London dance hall singer.
"We will give you $50,000 a Aveek,
a ten years' contract, you need appeai
only 20 minutes each night and you
have an individual press agent," they
told her.
"But will you 'ire me a lawyer by
the year to hattend to me divorce haf
fairs?" she asked.
They agreed to this readily, and
the uplift of the stage was assured.
Food for the Israelites.
An irishman was recently showing
a friend an ash-receiver he had bought
at a church fair.
"An' phafs it made av, Billy?" ask
ed the other.
"Shure, it's lava, Dan," said Billy.
"An' phafs lava, Billy?"
"vny, vnn, don't ye know? It's
phat th' Lord fed the Israelites on
whin they wor 40 years in the desert
Judge.
Magnate's Rise to Riches.
From a small barefooted boy on a
tramp steamship to the owner of a
mansion on one of the handsomest
residence streets in the world Is tho
advancement made by James Corrigan
Cleveland, ore magnate. He went into
tho oil business and sold out to tho
Standard Oil company. He then went
to Austria and made a fortune in tho
refining Industry. Returning to this
couutry ho became interested In tho
ore and vessel business. Tho Corri
gnn-McKinney company, of which he
is president, is ono of the biggest
shipping concerns on tho lakes and
owns a big licet of boats.
No More Cotton Powder Cases.
louoii powuer cases aro to bo
abandoned by tho American navy to
guard against the possibility of igni
tion by a spark. This was 'the cause
oi mo recent latai accident on the
battleship Georgia. Powder cases
for eight and twelve-Inch guns will bo
made of silk. Tho fabric combines
remarkable strength with close warp
and woof and when Ignited it burns
with a feeble, reluctant blazo which
often goes out at the slightest breath.
It isn't because they are looking for
an excuse to applaud that the neigh
bors are induced to keep an eyo on
you.
It Cures While You Walk.
Allcn'H Foot-Knic is n certain cure for
lot. sweating, callous, and nuollen, acliiriK
feet. .Sold br ail Druttcints. Price 25c. Don't
ncccnt any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen ft. uunsted. lc Roy, JN. x,
Few Runaways in New York.
Although New York Is n "hitching
postless" city there aro fewer runa
way horses in Us streets than in the
average city of one-tenth of its popu
lation.
Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottlo of CASTORIA,
Bafo and euro remedy for infants and children.
end sco that It
Beam tho
BIgnaturo
In
Uec For Over 30 Yeare.
Tiio Kind Yoa Havo Always Bought.
Animal Intelligence in Massachusetts.
John Talbot of Rock Knolls, Mass.,
enjoys the distinction of having a
trained hen that will Jump over his
clasped hands, even if held quite high
from tho ground. Uncle John trained
the hen himself. A cat Is owned by
a Byfleld man that will eat raw green
corn, and will even strip down the
nisks in the field in an effort to get
tho corn.
Laundry work at homo would be
much more satisfactory if tho right
Starch were used. In order to get tho
desired stiffness, it is usually neces
sary to use so much starch that tho
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of tho goods. This trou
ble can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
er strength than other makes.
President Castro's Conceit.
Many stories have been told of
Cipriano Castro, president of Venezue
la, and of his monumental conceit.
During the Russo-Japanese war the
fall of Port Arthur was being ex
plained to him.
"Pshaw!" he exclaimed. "With 500
Venezuelans I could have taken it in
four days."
"With a thousand, in one day, your
excellency," said the diplomatic rep
resentative of a European power.
Castro was so pleased at what was
intended to be sarcasm that, it Is said,
the diplomat succeeded next day in se
curing satisfaction of a claim tnat his
government had been vainly pressing
for years.
Patron Saint of Lawyers.
This story is told at tho expense of
Francis H. T. Maxwell, a well-known
lawyer. The members of the Taunton,
Mass., Bar association thought they
ought to have a patron saint, but after
much wrangling they could not hit up
on any particular saint.
Finally a committee, of which Mr.
Maxwell was a member, was appoint
ed to make a selection. They made
a trip to New York, and there visited
a gallery where most of the saints were
carved in marble. It was decided to
leave the selection to Mr. Maxwell,
and after making the rounds lie placed
his hand on one in a group of two.
"This ono will do," he said. He had
his hand on tho devil, whom St. Mi
chael was driving before him.
It's a
Good
Time now
to see what a good "staying"
breakfast can be made without
high-priced
Meat
TRY
A Little Fruit,
A Dish of Grape-Nuts and Cream,
A Soft-Boiied Egg,
Some Nice, Crisp Toast,
Cup of Postum Food Coffee,
That's all, and all very easy of diges
tion and full to tho brim with
nourishment and strength.
REPEAT FOR LUNCHEON OR SUP
PER, and have a meat nnd vegetablo
dinner either at noon or evening,
as you prefer.
We predict for you an increase in
physical, and mental power.
There's a Reason."
(tend the "little health cIiihMc," "Thf Koud to
Wellvllle," in plg.
