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it I I II Nebraska Advertiser W. W. SANDhUS, 1'itoi' NEMAHA, NEBR. THLEQRAPHIC BRIEFS. Tho Oklnjioma constitutional con. j vontlon has ordered printed 75,00(1 copies of the now organic law. it A bns relief In bronzo of Andrew CnrneKlo la to bo put In each of the 20 publlo libraries of Brooklyn, o Mrs. Donald McLean of Now York hRB been re olected president of tho Daughters of tho Aniorlcun Itovolu tlon. it Mrs, Russell Suo holdn notou and socurltles amounting to $1S,000,000 on real oatato on Manhattan Island. This Is all ho will loan on that Island. Cr Tho law of Missouri provldeH that suicide clauses in lunurance pollclos are void, and the Supremo court of tho United States holds that the law is valid. tv Mrs. W. F. Taft, inothor of tho Sec retary of War, )rcrerB that her son bo appointed to a place on tho Supreme bench, rather than to run for presi dent. it A movement is on foot for the en actment of a law creating a federal denrtmnt of public health . The backers of the pure food law, are sup porting It. it Mrs. Agglo Myers of Kansas City, tho convicted murderess of her hus band, has commenced her life sen tence at Jefferson City, thankful that ho Is alive. f The average condition of wintor ryo on April 1 was 92, against 90.9 on April 1, 1900, 912.1 at tho correspond in date In 1005, and 89.2, tho mean of the April avorages of the Inst ten years. tt The Texas Press Association pro poses to ralso n fund to contest tho anti-pass law, recently passed by the legislature, claiming that transporta tion paid for in advertising is not free. The selection oAvilllam F. Will oughby as secretary of Porto Rico to auccccd Regis II. Post, who has been mado governor, is practically assurod. Mr. WHloughby is now troasurer of tho Island. it Tho Minnesota joint legislative commltteo on froo passes agreed to recommend a bill providing that all freo privileges on rallroadB, telegraph Md telephone lines Do prohibited af ter Docomber 31. Secretary Root says thero was nev er any danger of war with Japan on account of the""nction of tho school board of San Francisco excluding Jap mho from public schools attended by white children. A Edward F. Ollpatriolc, an ossified man, on exhibition at Watorbury, Conn., haB mado all arrangements for the Rift of his body at death to the Harvard Medical school for dissection, study and research. it As a sequel to tho recent Rouman ian uprising, peasant disorders have broken out at Chotln, district of Bes sarabia, on tho Roumanian frontier, whore Russian agitators have boon at work among tho discontented. H Tho first anniversary of tho burn ing of San Francisco was celebrated with displays of bunting and flags. The general opinion Is that the destruction of tho city was a blessing In disguise, barring the loss of life. it The lndopondont tobacco factory of W. R. Wilson, twelve miles west of Cadiz, Ky., was destroyed by flro early the other morning, tho torch bolng ap plied, It Is alleged, by a party of twenty-fire "night "riders" who fired sever al volleys. An anarchist plot to kill President Roosevelt 1b being investigated by the secret service. Tho plotters are said to be located at Hazleton, Penn sylvania, and tho assassin of Presi dent MoKlnley Is mid to have belong ed to them. He Couldn't Figure It. "1'vo been reading about them triifiU for five years past," said tho old farm er to tho lawyer who occupied a seat with him in tho smoking car," but I enn't figure out how they do it." "Why, thoy combine and raise prices," was explained. "But who do they combine with?" "With each other. Tho object is to get control of certain things, you sec." "But that don't mako It clear. For Instance, I own a hundred hens. I'm tho only mnn for five miles around who ban eggs to sell. That makes me a trust, don't It?" "Well, yes." "I Jump tho price of eggs from 10 to GO cents a dozen. That's the way a trust does, eh?" "Exactly." "I find I'm short on corn, and I go to Bill Smith and ask what he'll lake for 10 bUBhels. The price is 50 cents, but he Jumps it to 75 on me to meet the price on my eggs. I'm a trust, hut where dol grind down the people? Whore do 1 amass my riches. When am I to be plnted out as a magnato? Whore, sir where In thunder and lightning and blades do my durned old buns put me ahead of Bill Smith and his durned old corntleld? I've flggerod the blamed thing over and over 'till my head aches and I can't make it out. I guess eggs will drop back to the old price and I'll lay up riches In heaven instead of on earth." Joe Kerr. Greatest Living Man. It would really appear that the Har vard professors have rather little to do in their effort to llnd the "greatest liv ing American." One star dlffereth from another star In glory. Thero is tho light of tho sun, thero is the light of tho moon, not to speak of electric lights which flicker and sizzle when both sun and moon are around on the other side of the world. The "greatest living American" is not necessarily a graduate of Harvard; and there is no obvious reason why tho hunt of these wise men should be lim ited arbitrarily to tho territory lying eust of Buffalo, as they have decided. "Now It Is very likely that some woman west of Buffalo is now carry ing tho greatest living American around in her arms and feeding him on a nursing bottle. Perhaps she is doing It In St. Louis, in Qulncy, 111., Topeku, Kan., Dallas, Tex., Nashvill", Tonn., or at some postofflco not Im portant enough to put on tho map," says tho St. Louis Post-Dispatch. This Is quite truq. and it Is likewise true that, wherever he Is and wherover she is, she has enormous responsibilities In "raising him." Ho will need a sound stomach, a steady head, a good consci ence, to do his work. If she secures him In these at the stnrt, the greatest things are likely to como easy to him until the tlnlsh. "He will do great things. The great things already dono aro only a preparation for tho work that 1b cut out for him. Our Bdlsons, Marconls, Franklins, Washlngtons, Jeffersons, Lincolns and all the rest of them havo been cutting out his work for him. When ho has dono it, It is to be hoped that all the professors now In Harvard will be In a position to look down from above upon It and ap preciate It fully." Dallas News. Itoports aro contradictory as to tho exact character of the literary work Henry Watterson Is engaged on In Eu rope. While It Is known that ho went to tho old world this year avowedly ror the purpose of devoting nlmself to the sompletl.ou of nn Important pleco or work to be published In book form, It Is not known whether It is something new or the life of Abraham Lincoln he began several years ago. It is un derstood to be the Kentucklan's wish to make his life of Lincoln tho most therough, appreciative and authentic that has ever bson written. It Is Not Always this Way. Onco upon a tirno there was a man who fell In love with a woman. And they wero married. After n while tho bills came in and the man sat around and thought about them. Then ho went to his wife and said: "Dearie) can't you go a little slow?" And his wife replies: "AIus! I nev er learned how. I fear that I nm nat urally extravagant. I don't mean to be, but 1 am. Tell me chut you lovo me." "I lovo you," replied the man. After a while the stork paid a friend ly visit. When the excitement was over and things quieted sown, tho mnn took note of certain things that wero 'happening. Tho servunts wouldn't slay. The baby was either overfed or underfed. Tho spirit of Harmony had slipped out. And the man sat around and thought about it some more. Then he went to his wife and said: "Dearie, there's something wrong with out do mestic economy. Things ought to be different. Tho house isn't run right. Things nre not done calmly or-systematically. Can't you" His wife shook her hencr. "I don't know," she replied. "I never had much order. I can't help It, butdo you love me?" "I love you more and more," replied the man. And after another while the woman grow to bo an invalid, f.hc rcrusc.l to toke care of herself, and became mo rose, Irritable and incapable of doing much of anything. And ono day as the man sat and thought, she came to him and said' "Dearest, I have been a failure. I'm thoroughly incompetent. I haven't done what I should have dono. T havo been lamentably weak. Aren't yon, honestly now, sorry that you married me?" "No," said the man. "But, 1 am n failure. You ought to be sorry. Why aren't you sorry?" 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