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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 16, 1906)
$$s I qy DEBILITY SHOWS t DID NOT TALK POLITICS. A duuf mid dumb mnu who llvoil In Vil'Inlii Is lU'S'-rllieil in Mr. Wlso's oook, "Ut'follcct luiis of Tlilrtoon Presl Jents," lit connoctlon with a kind ai't f President Clevelniul. The man's annie was Turner. Ho was, In a way, romarkabk' character. J Its broke dogs with w whistle and by signs, and ttl Uwujrh he could not yell at them and onfuse them, as so many dog-breakers. Jo, Ids pupils were singularly well trained. He was a man of unusual In telligence, Interested in literature and In politics. After Harrison's election he was made postmaster at the little town where he lived. It was the place above nil others for which he was lltted. No Instruction or requirement of the tie partinent escaped him, and his olllco was u model In respect to reports, de tails and the observance of require meats, lie was the proudest man I ever saw. Obtaining that little olllce, and lludlng that ills work In It was so satisfactory, gave him a new "hope In life. When .Mr. Cleveland came back Into power, the Virginia Democratic (.'on gressmcn gave notice that "to the vic tors belong the spoils." Poor old Tnr uer wrote me doleful letters, saying that he would surely be turned out. One cold evening In the winter before Mr. Cleveland's inauguration 1 found myself standing by the side of Mr. Cleveland at the Itoctor Street station In New York. It was snowing. "Ah, Mr. President," 1 said, "this la an unexpected pleasure! Unless are so proud of your victory that yu will not speak to Itepubllcans." "Hello, Wise!" said lie. "Oh. no. Pio not so proud." "Mr. President." said I, "if any out had told me I should be holding up mj plate for soup to you some day I think I should have resented it, but here I am among the earliest to ask a favor.'1 I then told lilm about the deafniuk who was such a lint; dog trainer. Tluu Interested him. particularly the way -which the man used his whistle and made signs, with ills hands. I then told him the story of his appointment am the pride he felt in ids postotilce. 1 It listened attentively, and linaliy said: "Of course lie ought not to be turned out. If it was you, of course you'd have to go. P.tit robbing a poor fellow like that of the only thing he Is tit foi would not be politics, but petty mean ness. I cannot remember things like this, but when I name my Postmaster (Jeneral you see him, and if die doesn' help you, I will." Mr. Cleveland remembered His prom ise, and when Virginia Democrat! proved almost too strong for the Post- master-tioneral, the President inter fered, and insisted that the deaf am! dumb man should keep the olllce. Tup uer died in olllce after Mr. McKInlcy's election. 1'ritcMcul Politics. A young woman sociologist of Phila delphia, who took a handful of siual' boys to the park with her the other afternoon, had. in addition to an ample luncheon, a large and juicy orange, and by way of combining Instruct Ion with pleasure she decided to bestow It xipon the boy who could tell what po litical party he approved of most and give the best reasons for the faith that was in 111 in. None of the Ixi.vs hesi tated to enter the contest. "1 am f the City party." said one promptly, "I. cause it wauls to down the gnnf-c." "Not a very clear explanation," said the Judge: "I'm afraid you don't get the orange." The next boy was a Dem ocrat, "because all Uopubllcnns are tar ill' robbers;" the next a Slclallst, "lo cause Itockefeller lias raised the price of oil," and so on. but none of those declarations was satisfactory. Only the littlest boy remained to try for It, and he seemed to lie timid. "I am a re former," lie said at last, "because be cause 1 want, the orange." BOY'S HEAD ONE SOLID SOKE. Hair All Crimo Out Under Doctor Throe Months and No Bettor Cutlcurn Works Wonders. Mr. A. U. Uarnett, proprietor of a general store In Avard, Oklahoma, And Why Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Aro a Spcciflo for Dangerous Physical Declines. The svinptoms of goneral debility vary it . it . . . t according to mo cnuso out weakness 13 1 . , 4l - , , . , , - ulwavs present, n tendency to pcrspiro i 1 "JU and fatigue easily, ringing in the ears, t'uticura cured his son of a tor sometimes black spots passing boforo rlbll! uwoiiia: "My little boy had the eves, weak back, vertigo, wakeful- j I'ozL'nm. ills bead was one solid sore, nosscansed by inability to stop tliinking, I "H over his scalp; his hair all came and nnref resiling sleep. Tho cause of 't. "nd he suffered very much. 1 tho trouble may bo somo drain on tho bad a physician treat mm, nut at tno I'll wiin1o Snlos. "Don't Imagine," says an auctioneer, "that you can get any real bargains at a pawnshop sale. The pawnbroker knows Just what people think almul his stock, many or them having learn ed from experience that lie will pay next to nothing on tho best quallly ot jewelry and silverware, watches, etc., and they thus get it into their head that all the article fold at auction aro genuine goods. P.ut there's where they make a big mistake. The pawnbroker seldom sells any pledged articles at these auction sales. He uses them sim ply for a 'blind.' Articles taken in pawn are invariably sold at private sale." New York American. SmuttlN 1,IU. (iol)llr, (ioltlil-'" "At the mere mention of ids name 1 am always reminded of a turkej gobbler." "Oil. nonsense! He's the most mod est and unassuming man " "Of course; I admit that. Hut hU name Is 'W. V. Doubleday.' ' Catholic Standard and Times. The, Bvstcm or it may bo mental or physical overwork, soinotinies insufficient nutri tion duo to digostivo disturbance. Iu tho lattercasothoro is generally a loss of appetite and a coatod tongue as well as general lnnguor and debility. Miss Lulu M. Mctzgcr, u stenographer, livingatTl Mill street, Watortown, N."Y., suffered for over a year from general debility. "It was caused by overstudy," 3I10 says, "and I had no ambition, didn't want to go anywhere, my food didn't taste good, I was run down, lifeless and listless. I took medicines but they failed to help me. Finally friends recom mended Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to my mother and sho got some for me. I took thoin for somo timo and was ontirely cured and have had no return of tho trouble." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills euro debility becauso they actually make now, red, rich blood, and as tho blood carries nourishment to all tho organs and tissues of tho body, nerves as well as nitihclos, tho now blood stimulates tho organs to do tho work that, naturo expects of thorn and normal health follows. Not only is this treatment suilloient to 'euro de bility but manysevoro nervous disorders as well. Tho pills aro sold by all druggists, or will bo sont postpaid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes $2.50, by tho Dr. Williams Medicino Co., Schenec tady, N. Y. Send for free diet book. What bus become of the old-fashioned i)rsou who used to refer to chU dren as the trundle bed trash? It is estimated that about $1,000,000 in postal oiders arc sent from this country to Norway every yonr.Jmostly as gifts to relutives and friends. SlOO Howard, 8100. Tlio renders of this vapor will he plonsoil to learn thut thoro Is at least ouo dreaded disease that sclmieo hits been nhle to euro la all Its staL'os. and that U Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is tin,' only posltlvo euro now known to tho mod leal fraternity. Catarrh beluii a eonidltutlonat disease, requires a roustltiitloual treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, aotitiK directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces ot tho system, thereby destroying tho foundation of the disease, and giving tno patient strength by oulldhiK up the constitution and assisting naturo In dohiK Its work. Tho proprietors have so much faith In Its curative powers that thoy offer Ono Hundred Dollars for any case that It rails to cure. Send for list of Testimonials. Address. F. .1. CHUNKY &, CO., Toledo, O. Sold by DriiKclsts. 75c. Hall's Family 1'llls are the best. It is hard for a man to convince his wife that he really and truly loves her unless he offers to build the lires on cold winter mornings. And she expresses her confidence in him by refusing to let him build them. Automobiling wouldn't be half so much fun to girls if it didn't give them an excuse to add several more hats and wraps to their collection of wearing apparel. The use of snuff has again become popular in Paris. The excuse is made that a few pinches a day will prevent inllunza. end of three months he was no better. I remembered that the Cutlcurn Kerne dles hud cured me, and after giving him two bottles of Cutlcurn Resolv ent, according to directions, and URlng Cutlcura Soap and Ointment on him daily, 1ih eczema left lilm, ids hair grew again, and ho has never had any eczema since. Wo use the Cutlcura Soap and Ointment, and they keep our skin soft and healthy. I cheerfully recommend the Cutlcura Hemedles for all cases of eczema. A. C. Burnett, Mar. .10. 1003." Tho cheerful, happy person is tho ono who remains young tho longest. A coal company ut Abvrdare, South Wales, was lined recently for selling overweight cou'. Tho fact that tho error in the scales made the company lose money was not considered by the court in passing judgment. When a child's second teeth are making their appearance they should have the host euro and attention, for thobeauty or tho child's countenance depc ndstojio littlo extent, upon the regularity and condition of the teeth. That terrible crush that Mrs. Alico Jioosovclt Longworth got into at. Cincinnati a few days ago doubtless reminded her of her bargain counter dayB. i..ii.r.... it... ,. 1.. solution of two teaspoon fills of brandy to a cup of tea will cure in humed eyelids. If it is possible, open tho eyes once or twice while bathing thorn, letting tho solution into the eyes. PUBLIC DUTY. Moniicllor, O., Ainu I-'ccIn Ohm nellt-cl ( Tell 111m Kxin-r't-iicc. Joseph Wilgus. Montpeller. O.. snys: "I feel It my duty to tell others about noun's Kidney Pills. Exposure and driving brought kidney trouble on me, and I suffered much from Irregular passages of the kidney secretions. Sometimes there was retention and at other times pas sages were too frequent, especially at jilght. 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