Nemaha Advertiser
V. W- SANDERS, PuBUCHcn
ftwnaha,
Nebraska
ivittjco' is cheap because tin-- auppJy
so big. mid tlm demand ho small.
TTlron n man is pour ho is apt to
liaxe a lino uppotile that ho onnnot
-apjMrasf. When ho becomes rieh, if
lA!docH, ho generally dlaoovom that
Tshil ho Iiiih tho wherewithal to
Ituinor his appetite, ho Iiiih no ap
yttUc '
That innn livofl longest who iH rloh
ami has lot of poor relations wailing
Jnr him to diu
It w a fool drug store clerk tlint
altx?3jit know in which Hodu glass to
yui Me "'stick" when yon conic in
rijfj jour host girl nnd give him
Jkiu -wink.
You Cannot
;rilmfl;micd, ulcerated and catarrhal con
ditions o the mucous membrane such as
rausal catarrh , uteri nc catarrh caused
IfoYkmlnlno ills, sore throat, soro
unemtto or Inflamed cyea by simply
dor. in ft the stomach.
Butyoa surely can cure these stubborn
.affections by local treatment with
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic
wftfch destroys the disease germs.checks
&charges, stops pain, and heals the
inflammation and soreness.
2"tmc represents the most successful1
Acal treatment for feminine Ills ever
produced. Thousands of women testify
to tfttsact. 50 cents at druggists.
I Send for Free Trial Box
3tV PAXTON CO.. Boston, Mm,
Wo town will become u good buai
tsess center so long uh its businessmen'
arty ou a. few merchants to muko tho
ffffort to bring trado to town. loo
liten tho men in n few linos of trado
arc about Jtho only onus that reach
wut aftor custom. Other merchants
wait until those men induce tho
rjwjoplo to como to town nnd content
Uhcinuclvos with trndo thnt nnturully
drifts to thoir pluco. A publio
aniritod man should ask himself if
JLo is doing his pnrt to attract peoplo
o como to town to trade in helping
hhe entiro community nnd no town
Sfi n success unless all linos are work
liing to extend tho trade ns fur us pos
aaldo nnd trying to bring a larger
territory in tho circles in which thu
town, is tho business center.
oTCJACH PAINS
Williams' Pink Pills Brought Re.
Uof, and Cure for Splitting
' Headache as Well.
' Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, 11 remedy
which has been before tho American poo--jfocaKeaenUum,
is still accomplish
lfjCTntlflrful results as is evidenced by
'tbn following inturviow with Mrs. Ilu
efcutrl Gardner, of Wilsoy, Huns.
"It vrn very strange," hIio says, "1
surfer could toll what caused it and
'jWttitbor could anybody 1ko. For a long
. jtfmel had bad Hpells with my stomach.
Tfea pain wonld coniniouco about my
1 Vmrt and wns so deadly ngoniidng that I
,-wotdd have to sureain aloud. Sometimes
'ft -would last several hours and I would
Wo to take laudanum to stop it. Bo
aides this I liad a heuduoho almotifc con
jAnatly, day uud night, that nearly crazed
b, w you soo I suffered a great deal.
Atl when I think of tho agony I en
Uttnil it still makes mo shuddor.
" 'Doctors,' did you say? Thoir modi-
-ifm made me siokor. I couldn't take it
Mini I kent growiui worso until a friend
aflviuod me to take Dr. Williams' Piult
iKIls. and I did. I began to fool bottoi
jaad wns noon wholly couvortod to this
wonderful mediciuo. It did me moid
t iid than I had over hoped for. I kept
en with the pills and now I recommend
ihftin to alLwho suffer."
Dr. WilliamB Pink Pills havo cured
Mtore cases of indigestion, bloodlessnoss,
iSaHnenza, headaches, baokaohes, lum
Satfo. sciatica, neuralgia, nervousnosj
mod spinal weakness. Tho gonulno Dr.
'Williams' Pinlc Pills nro guaruntoed t
W. freo from opiates or any hanufu
s-ags and cannot injure the most dolicntc
srsfiu. At all druggists, or from the
$r .Williams Medicine Co., Schonectady,
K.Y.. postpaid on receipt of prico, CC
Mittt per aox, six Doxea iur gj.u.
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UNDER A LANDSLIDE.
The victims of
tho recent 1' reach
long days of agony,
lliiHtor suffered
wiillliiK for rescue in tnoir jiviiik imm.
Tho udvonturo of u cout-llmtor to Sci
ence lusted hut a minute, hut It inadr
up In Intensity of terror what It lacked
In duration of time. The writer tells
his own story :
in isss. wlille I was making re
fioiircho In 1111 excavation iictir Frank
fort, Ohio, the center wall of the
liKiuuil was undermined by the work
men, and I was struck by a muss of
falling earth. I hud Just stooped to
(Minilue u small hone which hud been
uncovered, when eurth, to the uinount
of several cnrMonds, dropped on me.
No one else whs In the e.vcuvntion. the
men having gone to the top of the
mound.
The fulling muss knocked me buck
ward, nnd 1 fell with my head nnd
shoulders on n sinull .heap of eurth.
The railing wall of eurth looked black
to mo, and I well remember tho rush
of wind If brought.
At first I felt little pain, only intense
pressure, which forced the buttons or
my costume partly Inside my lloh. My
wntch was pressed light against two
ribs whlcii were broken. The skin on
my forehead seemed cut, hut It was the
pressure of my hat, forcing the tlesh
between the straw. The knife In my
pocket seemed burning hot. Just under
the small of my buck whs u large clod
which gim me unendurable pulti, as If
my spine were slowly breaking; then
It stopped anil I felt nothing.
Thoughts rnced through my head
like lightning, thoughts of the pant,
present nud future. I "cmember try
ing In vain to move a bund or n linger.
I whs perfectly motionless. My chest
could not be Inflated, and the down
ward pressure hud forced the nlr out
of my lungs. I could move my chin and
i 1 t.
open ami sunt my mouth. I tried to
keep my mouth closed to prevent Its
being tilled, but It Instinet'vely opened
and the earth fell In. Then the assur
ance of strangling ounio to me, but I
did not much care.
It was Just sixty seconds, the sur
veyor suhl, before the men renched me,
and I felt the earth move slightly. A
shovel struck my scalp nnd cut me. It
felt like rod-hot Iron. When my head
was uncovered, the pressure of my body
was so great the blood whs forced to
my bend until my rescuers feared my
veins would burst.
I observed everything, but could not
move. The partial paralysis lusted sev
eral days. I have never wholly recov
ered from the effects of my adventure.
I cannot enter a cuve nor stund near n
name or earth without terrible
lions.
sensii-
CScttliiK' Hv-ii.
There was a radiant smile on Mrs.
Webber's face which nothing but n bar
gain or a new tooth lu the baby's mouth
ever culled forth.
"I've got tho best of the telegraph
company for once lu my life," she suld,
removing hut-pins with each hand. "I
didn't mind the hot. walk to the olllco
and buck or anything, when I'd thought
how I could pay them up for making
me rewrite that lust telegram to my
momer, jusi necause there were eleven
words and I only hud a quarter with
me, and it was mother's birthday, and
of course 1 wouldn't let her pay, and f.o
had to leave out a 'very' that Just
made It seem like her own duughter."
"it wns u shume," said Mr. Webber,
solemnly. "How did you get even'
"I sent a message to Cousin Mary
Wilcox, and etght of the ton words In
It were threo syllables long. I wish
you'd seen tho operator's expression,
Henry, but of course he couldn't say a
word." Airs. ebber elevated her
round chin and gazed triumphantly rd
her husband, "nnd I'm thinking up
one to send to your sister Francos with
three four-syllabled words In It!"
Their Verdict.
It was the first case ever tried In
Stony (luleh, and the Jury had sat for
hours, arguing and disputing over tt.
in tho bare little room at the rear of
the court room. At last they .struggled
buck to their places, and the foreman, a
tall mountaineer, voiced the general
opinion.
"We don't think he did It," he said,
slowly, "for we allow be wa'n't there;
but we think he would of bed had the
"ha nst." Youth's Companion.
Wherein hay the Inniill.
I.ongbeau lie Insulted me grossly.
Shorthorn What did ho say?
I.ongbeau lie suld, "I think Long-
beau really gets to believing some of
those yarns of his himself after ho'11
told them n while."
Shorthorn Why, I should say thai
Is an Insult. It's equivalent to calling
you a fool, Cleveland Loader.
Ileiititude.
If hopes of future bliss como true,
We'll tread a path of roses
Whore all tho things we wish to do
Are those which duty shows us.
-Detroit Free Press.
Anyway, the baldheaded man doesn'?
havo to squunder his money for hal?
ilyo.
HAY FEVER
"Having lifted I'n una for catarrh and
hay fci.rr, I can recommend it to all
vim arc ttuffniiif utth the above dl$'
rase, l am liapim to bo able to say it
bus helped mc vondet fully"
Maymo E. Smith.
M1M) MA YMX SMITH,
E, Mjtnul St. Columbus. Ohio
T-TAY FEVER is endemic catarrh
It is caused bv some irritating
substance in the atmosnhere durinp
the late summer months. It is
generally thought that, the pollen of
certain woods and llowers is tho
cause of it.
Change of locality seems to be the
only rational cure. The use of
1'eruna however. stimulates tho
nervous system to resist tho effect of
the poisonous emanations and some
time's carries tho victim through tho
huv f'v(r season without nn attack of
the disease.
A larg" number of noonle relv noon
Peruna for this purpose. Those whe
do not Hnd it convenient to chance
thoir location to avoid Hay Kovor,
would do well to give Perunu a trial.
it has proven of price loss value to
many people.
Adversity seldom kills, but proa-
perity often.
The sawdust of fine, hardwood
brings good prices. There are ubout
12 varieties of it, and each has its
appropriate use. Boxwood sawdust,
the most expensive of all, is used by
manufacturers to burnish silver plate
and jewelry. Sandalwood Is used for
scent bars and for tho preservation
of furs.
A westerner once wrote a letter to
the lute Mayor Princerstnting that he
was about to visit Boston, and asking
the mayor to tell him a good place to
stop at. T. he mayor replied? "Just
before the 'at. ' "
New York contains a bit of Paris.
a bit of Peking, a bit of Moscow, u
bit of Sicily and a bit of many other
places. including, according to
recent revelations a bit of Sodom and
(lomorruh.
Several kinds of birds enn fly more
than twice as fast as any living thing
can run on land. No land nnimal
can run twice as fast as many fishes
and marine mammals can swim.
A goat appears to be a pretty wise
animal after all. You wNl notice
that he merely eats tho cans and
never touches the stuff thnt has been
inside them.
You have seen the blooded race
horse pawing the ground, tugging at
the bit and chafing at the delny
which keeps him trom the race.
1 ou have seen tho same horse, when
loosened in tho raco, run madly for
a quarter of the stretch and bolt the
track! Occasionally we moot a man
who frets to be at his work as does
the horse in the race. He tears
madly down town begins his task in
a cyclone of energy, tells everybody
what he is going to do nnd bolts
the track! All cannot win the rnce,
but it is a foregone conclusion that
the quitter never will.
90,000,000 BUSHELS
Thai's Ihe
WHEAT CROP
IX
Western Canada
This Year
This with nearly 80,000,000 Bushels ot
Oats and 17,000,000 Bushels of Barley
means a conttnuatlou of good timet
tor die farmers of Western Canada
Free farms Big Crops
Low Taxes, Healthr Climate, sood
Churches and Schools, Splendid Rail
way Service)
The Canadian Government often 160 acres ot
land FREE to every settler willing and able to
comply with the Homestead Regulations Ad
vice and Information may be obtained free trom
Y. D.ScoH, BaprluUiUot of Imralgr4tlon,0ttaw,
HiiM'tit. nr b, V. U.unH, MJl Nw York Ufa liiillJlu J.
1 1U4IJ4. Ntb , Au!h.rUi Qorrnuat Aiil
411 j ribcm ;au tf thi r.il'trtWotuuiu.
ill
T0PJCS()F Til K TIMES.
A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER
ESTING ITEMS.
Common t nnd Criticism IhiHCd Unmt
tho lIiiiuiclilnjxH of the J)ay-IIIntorl-
cul nnd Ncwm Not cm.
Loves makes the parlor dark and tho
hoart light.
The older a man becomes the fewer
fool friends he bus.
ijit't expect an umbrella mender to
recover your lost umbrella.
Many a woman who doesn'l know her
avii mind gives her husband a piece
of It.
Of making books there Is no end
otherwise there would be fewer race
trucks. Spouklng of women, nttrnctlvo sim
pletons ure more popular with men
than Intellectual bores.
It's eusy to name the winner of an
argument In which a man's words aro
pitted against a woman's tours.
The man who contends Unit tho
.vorld Is growing worse always goes
ibout armed with a muck rake.
"What book has helped you mostV"
asks a Montreal paper. Tho check
book seems to bo the only answer.
There ure many people who never
get up early enough in the morning to
discover what a beautiful world they
live In.
A writer fays thnt not a good .word
win be suld J'or the insurance compan
ies.. Hero Is one. They gave uwuy line
calendars.
As a rule, the well-fed woman who
bus renched the age of forty will be
happier If she persuades herself that
a double chin Is beautiful.
Wizard lSurbank is said to have
evolved a stint-less bee. Some day Mr.
Burba nk may become bold enough to
try to produce a klcklesM mule.
Oklahoma's new star will be placed
In the lower right hand corner of tho
blue Held of the flag, but there Is no
use looking for It until after July 1,
1007.
A Philadelphia man and Ills wife
havo lived together for sixty years
without having a dispute. In every
place but Philadelphia the good die
young.
The way to by a good citizen of the
republic is to bo a good citizen of your
own community. Presldeut Uoosevelt
thus puts the Avhole question of practi
cal patriotism lu a nutshell.
The Declaration of Independence re
vised to date: When lu the course of
human events tt become. necessary to
put a trust in Jail It Is the undisputed
prerogative of a court to govern Itself
accordingly.
Secretary Wilson's "from pasture to
pnekage" Is the most comprehentlvo
definition yet given of the powers of
the new meat-inspection law. It Is to
bo hoped that the thoroughness of the
Inspection will bo as complete as the
dctlultion.
Humor or truth or allegory, as manu
factured in Texas, asserts that a hun
dred boys engaged In picking berries
struck because their employer tried to
muzzle them when they were at work.
No American boy lu the land of free
speech can brook being muzzled. When
he picks fruit he Is usually allowed to
eat all he wants, and soon cloys hla
appetite and becomes like the girl be
hind the candy counter, .who cannot
abide the taste of candy.
Bishop Potter goes In for long vaca
tions for the clergy, lie says there Is
a stress lu the dally life of the pastor
which wears him dorn more complete
ly than the label's of any of his parish
loners, whether men of affairs or pro
fessional men. And yet we fancy that
these latter need rest and recuperation
quite as much ns do the clergy. The
need Is general and particularly urgent
among those who follow Intellectual
pursuits. That eminent Boston lawyer
who said he could do his work In ton
months but not lu twelve put It Just
about right.
An Industrial journal correspondent
tells of seeing threo $S-a-woek-youn
fellows, all smoking cigars, all sitting
in a row lu a shoe-blacking place, each
getting a "shine" and all going thence
to a barber shop to be shaved. Then
figures out that neither of tho throe
things was a necessary of life. Smok
lng might wait ou better ability to pay
and each might "shine" his own shoes
and ahavo himself. Yet thoir practice
costs each 50 cents a week, at least, or
$20 a year, which Is more than 5 per
cent Interest on $500. True enough.
This la a fair Illustration of tho dlf
fereneo between Amorlcun wastefulness
and the thrift any one may bee la near
ly every civilized country on the globe
save ours alone.
One of the sources of suggestion
which Inspired the recent Investigation
of the meat-packing houses was a novel.
It Is by no menus the first time that
fiction has had a direct and powerful
Influence on public affairs. "Uncle
Pom's Cabin" played Its part In the
slavery question. The work of Dickons.
no doubt, was us strong a force In the
reform of Judicial procedure and ot
schools us ninny an essay and parlia
mentary debute. Charles Hondo ut-
taeked prison moth ids and trade-union
outrages with success. The historical
plays of Shakespeare and his contem
poraries, the product of the national
spirit of England, undoubtedly had
great Inlluence on the vigor and enter
prise of English arms. In general, how
ever, it may be suhl that great works
of liotlon do practical good by vlrtuo
of being great, and that the "novel
with a purpose" too often falls of Its
purposo and Is not a very good novel.
"If I should be asked what Is tho
greatest thing in the world 1 should
be Inclined to say It Is the saving grace
of knowing one's own business and
keeping to It. I hnve M'en a good deal
... - . . 1. a..
of life and I've rarely Known 11 u i"
that the man who can draw tho lino
between what concerns him and what
does not Is the great sulvator for most
of the evils the flesh Is heir to. If I
am ever guilty of asking a man to talk
to mo about himself I hope some of my
friends will take the cue and put me
out of harm's way." Public men are
always liable to be misquoted, either
by flat misrepresentation or by partial
suppressions, and It Is to be hoped that
the foregoing alleged report of some-
thing that Justice Harlan of the Uni
ted States Supreme Court said does
him Injustice, for If it l.s true tt cer
tainly does him no credit. Justice Har
lan Is not only a great lawyer and a
great Judge, but an eminent church
man and Christian. Minding your own
business and letting other people's busi
ness alone Is a purely worldly nnd
selfish maxim and wholly at variance
not only with Christian principles, but
with humaultarlaulsm. The very corner
stone of Chrlstlanltv i altruism. It
teaches not only that we shall do some
thing for the good of others, but that
wo shall sacrltlce our own Interests
and live entirely to do good to
other people. Christ himself set
the example of living and dying
for the good of others. Tho apos
tle Paul, who was probably more
like him than any other man that ever
lived, suffered the loss of all things
and lieeamo a homeless wanderer, to
the utter neglect of his own interests,
In order that he might attend to tho
business of other people. How many
millions of Christians have lived that
way It Is Impossible to say. Have they
all gone wrong? Multitudes of men
who made no pretensions to religion
have been so Intent on the general good
of humanity that they huve wholly sac
rificed their own business In the effort.
They huve perished In trying to rescue
people from the water or the flumes.
They have been persecuted and slain
for their scientific discoveries. They
have experimented with poison on
their own bodies and lost their lives In
trying to add to the sum of medical
knowledge. Every one of them deliber
ately turned his back on bis own busi
ness and devoted himself to the busi
ness of others. To this Justice Harlan
would ppbably say: "You have wholly
misunderstood me. I only meant to
condemn curious and offensive meddling
In the private affairs of other people."
If that was his meaning, of courso
every one will agree with him, but It
would be a little hard to put that con
struction on the words Imputed to him,
esiMK'Inlly when he Intimates thnt If
he should ever be fool enough to listen
to tho troubles of another man ho
hopes somebody will kill him. There
was innan once who when ho was asked
how ho made his money replied : "One
half of it .by attending to my own busi
ness and the other half by letting other
IMiople's business alone." Certainly
there is great worldly wisdom In such
a policy, but peoplo do not need to- bo
stimulated to It. Then Is selfishness
enough in tho world already, and tho
great need is more meu with public
spirit, broad sympathies and sclf-sacrl-flclng
philanthropy.
FumouM lint tin.
Marie Antoinette's bath, wjnieh was
prescribed by her doctor, was a com
pound of aromatic herbs mixed with a
handful of salt. She took It cold in
summer nnd tepid In winter.
Later on Mme. Tallleu had brought
every morning to her house twenty
pounds of struwberrles and two pounds
of raspberries, which were mashed in
her bath of warm milk and water. An
other preparation used by tho eastern
women Is composed of .barley, rice, lior
rage, thyme aud marjoram boiled to
gether and then thrown Into the water.
'Ninon do PEnclos took a bath ovcrj
night In whlcii thoro were salt, nod
and three pounds of honey mixed with
milk, all well beateu In tepid rain
wuter.
In polite society "wrapping" Is called
repartee,
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