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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (July 13, 1906)
Nemaha Advertiser Vi. W. SAN D' R S PuutiaHcn Nemaha, Nebraska Tilt Olijeellon. "If tlioy refuse to ii How us to harnciw fJlagiirn," said the groat trust promo lor, "wo ahull go out and harness Vo luvlua." "Grout craters!" exclaimed tlio iisslHt- ant. "Wlmt early uso could wo make out of Vesuvius?" "Why, we could run a plpu lino under the Atlantic, pump thy hot lava to America anil boat tho whole country, I'ho coal trust would ho a back mini tier." A tn Id Hie I'hIiiih. "Aren't you afraid of the Jungle?" aue cooed. "No, by Gcorgo!" exclaimed the sun burned explorer. "I've been In a good ileal more danger right In a dinky llttlo conservatory!" I Jet roll Free Press. Mrs. SweetEvery tlmo my husband Aiid I have a (juurrel ho gives mo a new' diamond by wuy of making peace. Miss Snur I have often admired four beautiful collection I Detroit Froo 1'reSB. I'cmiiiiiic Hope. "Hvery woman has ono hope as agu itdvanees upon her. "And that is?" "That she doesn't look H." Philadel phia Ledger. Not for lit nt . Druggist Hero Is a painkiller that I put up myself. If you uso It onco you will use no other. Stranger I'll bo glad to recommend It, but none of it for mo, thank you. Druggist lieg pardon, but I don't unite understand what Stranger (Interrupting) Oh, that's til right. I'm an undertaker. Oilier Wnj' Around. "t understand that Nocoync bad an! attack of heart troublo brought on by Uuancial dltlleultlos." "1'ou got It twisted. IIo bad an at tack of financial dllllculltcs brought on by heart troublo. Tho wealthy Miss Van ICox Jilted him, you know." Clevoland Leader. Won't .Shut Up. "I've been reading about an extinct volcano that still smokes. Queer, Isn't it?" "Yep. Reminds me of a woman. She jets mad and says she's never going to speak to you again, and then keep right on talking." i Not l'opnln I". ' That man seems to be successful enough, but nobody has any use for him. Wlint's tho matter?" "IHs only Implements of progress are i hammer and a muck rake." 111k ItW-ntity. uDoes anyone know this ioor fel low?" linked the good Samaritan, ad dressing tho crowd which had quickly gathered at the scene of the accident. "Ills mind seems to have become an ab solute blank, and " "Trust olllclal! Trust otllclal!" shouted the assemblage In ono voice. "Out of his head, and thinks lie's on thu witness stand." Watson's Magazine. Tin: I'roof In tlio Killing. Mother What do you say when you jet a piece of pie? Tommy It depends upon tho pie. KxplullMMl. "Now, Tommy," said the fond mother, "look at that little man over there, llti doesn't go around playing with bad 50.VH on the lots and lumber piles. Look hnw white and clean bis hands are. Tommy looked at the soft, mushroom- like hands of tlio lad on the corner and then Ids brow contracted In a frown. "Aw," he sneered, "that's one. of their kids that their mothers keep home and make them wash the dishes." NiM'ilN K.xr'lNi. Shifty What would you do for a iseak constitution? Thrifty Well, If 1 were In you ilace I'd go to work. Detroit Free Press. Itefulnir 111 iii On. Mr, Tlinlrt l er suppose your laughter has told you the er object my er visit to you or this even ing? Her Father les, young man, vad she told It bettor than you seem ible to do. hm loyuif t tunporary aiid per fiifUiftit wn foiu.d ltf y "ar by the rmlvntion army fur J5,fl:Jl. The .Salvation army has acventnen homes for former criminnlfi, forty- live hoinfi lor children, and llfl IihIiipI rial home? for women. Do not attempt to remove dut from tho Iiiok with cold water. Picking the cart with sharp pointed Instruments is a had thing to do, as if dulls the sense of hearing and in liable to online serious injury to tins eardrums For a severe hum tho following treatment will ho found very sooth ing and healing: Dip a pie.Hu of thin muslin in melted lard. Hpread thickly with tar, and apply with muslin next, to the burned surface. Then wrap another cloth over the tar and leave on for four days. When the hands are, soro and blistered wash them In fresh butler- milk and allow it to dry on tho skin, Us it aids in whitening it. Slices tt vw tLifMitiitint i. nf. tliff.tr tif.r.1 lofl y be bound sun burned lingers &t night ana un wontieriiii worK in restoring the natural color. An i xcollent mouth wash especially frlljt ammu, because of its good HfTeel. iiiuin llie tenth. !m Mine water Jo make it pour one quart of ooileu fcP distilled water over one, teaspoon- 'ul of slacked lime. Pout into a bottle and shake well every llfteen yinutOH ror tho first hour; then allow the liriio to settle and pour off the water, which should bo bottled for use. " " The Salvation Army accommodates over JI,U;h) people nightly in its institutions far assisting tho poor BLOATED WITH DROPSY. TIip Henri AViih Until ' AnVcti'il When IIm PntliMit I let nil CmIiik 1)oiiii'.-i KIiIik-.v I'lllx. .Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 41 r West Fourth St., Olynipla. Wash., suys: "For over three years I .suffered with a dropsical comu tloa without be lag aware that It was duo to kill ney trouble. The .early stages were :' nr nci nany nacit ache and bearing down pain, but I went along with out w o r r y 1 a g much until drop sy set In. My feet jnd ankles swelled up, my hands pun ed, and became .so tease I could hard ly close them. I had great diihculty In Wreathing, and my heart would Hut tor with the least exertion. 1 couiu not walk far without stopping again nnd agu In to rest. Since twins four boxes of Doan's Kidney Plus the bloat has gone down and the feelings of U1""rr. .w'w. ....... no iu oy an ueiwera. w ceius uuj. Foster Milburn Co., ItnO'alo, N. Y. Avoid undue exposure to the sun during tho heated part of tho day in tho summer months, but if obliged to be subjected avoid wearing any dark clothing and have your hat Jined with orange colored cloth. When obliged to go against a cold l cnief over the face. Since we nevor hnnr much of the "dude" these days it is reasonable to assume that bo baa gone the way of the impractical maiden. It takes a man to preach constancy pud a woman to preach consistency. tut neither practice either to any ionsiderable extent. When tho favorite daughter marries i preacher you may know that Papa had nothing whatever to do with it. Some neop'e are buying their tickets to glory on the installment plan, at the rate of a nickel a week Speaking of styles, etc. wonder how long it will be before divorces go out of style? lhoso who aver that a woman cannot shoot or throw straight have evidently never got in the way of an angry one's tongue or pen J lie proicssionai uresbinftKor is about tlio only woman in th world who is good at llgu-es. Girls often lose opportunities to makes lilts with thblr cornplexionb bv leavine them in their chamois i.!. , . j 6 is a noinoio laei tnai, among uowors tne samo species never show in perfection more, than two or three primary colors red, yellow and blue, re red and vprnon,.. ror instance, rosea are vollow. but never hluo . ,.i i.i.,.. i ii nnnuuiii nrp vol inu- i 'i r ' Horses are shod with sheep's skin In Icoland, while in the Soudan kind of sock mado of camel's skin is used for the purpose. Tho Jaoanose bride, .tlvna n hr wvddlne presents to her nnr,,u na KIU.!,t r,.nmnnan t. iu :.UlJ , i ....." . " . ' " -."b., uV. Ianf-1 ttil'iv, tl- 1 t t lr bratc d I !4'ln ca-'t itnriH-, was born in ( iiilca. in 1, r, At an early age he joined a company o' strolling players, but mmn left them and ap plied himself to art studies in London, Dually adopting caricature a his field, lie started with repub- ican sentiment., and meroile.ily ridiculed (Jeorge III, and his min isters ; but he sube(uuuly accepted an olTer whicli was made to him to cease his attacks on tiie king, the court, and Pit, and thenceforth directed his satire agaln-H r'ox and the opposition, and especially against Honaparo. (lilray engraved all his on plates; and for about thirty years stood at tlie head of bis profession as political caricaturist. Collections of his design have been frequently published and a descriptive account of them appeared in 1851. U I ray led an irregular life, became insane, and died in lulfi. When a Tartar invites a guest to eat and drink lie takes him by tho ear and leads him to the table. A tricky Scotchman wont to a race course in England and staked a sovereign. Tho horse be backed proved a winner and ho went to tho book-maker to claim his winnings. The sporting man begrudgingly handed him five sovereigns. The Scot looked at each one very care fully before placing them in his pocket. I" Well," said; tho book maker, with a snarl, "are you afraid they're bad?" "Oh, no," said the Scotchman; "but I was just looking to make sure tho bad one I gie'd yo wisna among them. " Oanberries are said to bo good for malaria. u To produce perfectly rounded chin place extended lingers across tho chin, press downward and incline tlte head backward ut tho same time. A slice of lemon dipped in sugar and sucked slowly after castor oil has bo(.n takvn removo UIiy which olincs to tho roof or sides of the inoittn. For a sore throat try a cloth wrung lout from cold water and put about the neck at. night. The chief adornment of the women of .Nmv uinen, or I'apua, is a necktie made of black anjts. Tho native girls Unit tho ants in tno garden, bite otT and sallow the lower, end. irow away tno neau anu string the thorax. It's a wise woman who knows that every new fashion is not becoming to her. DOCTOR'S SHIFT. IVoiv ;.-! Alonur Without It. A physician says: "Until last fall I used to eat meat for my breakfast and Mtlforod with indigotlon until the meat had passed from the stomach. Last fall I began the use of f J rape- Nuts for breakfast and very soon found 1 could do without meat, for my body got all the nourishment necessary from the IJrapo-N'uts, and since then I have not had any indigestion and am feeling better and have Increased In weight. 'Since tlmllng tho benefit I derived from Grape-Nuts 1 have prescribed tho food for all of my patients sufferlnii from Indigestion or over-feeding and also for those recovering from disease where I want a food easy to take and certain to digest, and which will not overtux the itomacli. . "I always find tho results I look for when I prescribe Grape-Nuts. For ethical reasons please omit my name." Nmn given by niall by Postuin Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Tho reason for the wonderful amount of nutrlinont and the easy digestion of 0rape.Nuts Is not hurd to find. j,, the m.st place, the starchy part of the whont and barley goes through various processes of cooking. tj per- fwtly change tho starch Into Dextrose r Sugar, In which state It 1) readv to be easily absorbed by tha ready to be easily absorbed by tha ' blood. The parts in the wheat and hin-Ior whl oh Nature eun mnko usn at fnr rebulldlnc brain ami nerve centers a are retained in this remarkable food. and thus tho human body Is supplied with the powerful strength producers so easily noticed after one has eaten Grape-Nuts each day for a week or te.- "There's U U'ftSOn." .Ooi tho little book, "Tho Itoad to WdUyllle," in pkgs. f TEACHING A LESSON. "Why Is It," asked a cnptnJn in the navy, "that people- will rerer to tiie Mil luted force of men as J icklea? Tli.it Is a lundsmnu'H term. Nobody in the navy ever iipviI It. It fa," be continued, for the benefit of a reporter to the New York Sun. "a term of patronizing and insufferable condeaeonslon. Men don't like to be called inline, and men in the navy are Just like those on shore." The captain pokc of the older men, the nwiochites of his boyhood, and de clared they were the llnest class of m.'Si In the world. "There wiik one," he said, "of whom I must speak, Donovan, William Dono van, chief gunner's mate, lie was the simplest nncsi man i ever saw; out William was deadly afraid of people jn shore. 'I have no Idea what he thought th y would do to him, but never did be go ashore If he could help It. He spent Ids leave on the ship, and I never saw i more miserable person than William ivas when he was forced to break" through his habit.' 'One' time we were at Mare Island, and there was a celebration of somo sort to be given. I determined that Donovan should go. To make sure, I took him along with me. The car was pretty full, but I ordered William to idop on. There was only Just room for two persons, and as William took his seat 1 noticed a young man, well dressed and apparently a gentleman, move away from him and wrap his coat about him for fear It might come In contact with my William Donovan, the tluest man that ever lived. 1 roared out so the whole car could hear : "Sit close, Donovan, sit close!' and I threw my arms about him as be obey ed my orders. 'If there's anything I love,' 1 said, 'It's to have a nian-o'-war's man sit close to me. I want to be near him.' 'The whole car by that time was looking at poor William, who was sim ply squirming In agony; but he sat close, and 1 went on, determined to glva that fellow a lesson that he would re member : ' '1 wish that every man, every cltl- '.en of the I'nlted States, felt as I do, that It Is an honor to have a blue Jacket at bis side, to grasp his hand, and to reall'.'.e that it Is due to him that his home and his family and he him self Is protected,' I said. 1 don't believe anybody In that cat ver edged away from a bluejacket agalu," he concluded. ON TRAIL OF SORCERY. Dim? llrullicr AvoiiNcs Another of AVorkliiK Spell on lllm. X strange sight was seen In Justice Joyce's court yesterday, says the Lon- ilon .Mirror. It was that of a staid, livyer-llke, elderly gentleman gravely Jeclarlng that he had been under the Intluence of "sorcery and controlled by a telepathic mesmeric Intluence which "caused hltn Intense pain at night." As Joseph William Thomas, who K orlngiug an action with regard to trans actions which took place when he was In an asylum, made these accusations against his brother, Sir Alfred Thomas, M. P., he emphasized his points with a plnce-nc, which ho carried In his hand. "Are you still under the Influence?" asked .Mr. Lsaacs, K. C. "It has not ceased absolutely and probably nevor will," replied Mr. Thomas, raising his pince-nez. lie added that distance made no dif ference to the "Influence," which was conveyed at night. The "Intluence might be exercised by his brother's igcnts. In adjourning the case the Judge ex pressed au opinion that the matter in dispute ought to be settled out of court. Why Shu SulL-cil. Lovey (on waking In the morning) Dovey, 1 dreamed that I wasn't mar ried to you. Do you ever dream Dovey, that oo hhlent married to me? Dovey (sleepily) No-o-ol It's been years ami years since 1 had a really pleasant dream. And Dovey wondered why Lovey didn't speak to him again that day. Judge. AfrlouN Stock of Ivory. A large proportion of the Ivory sup ply comes from Africa, but this Is ob tained mainly rrom the vast stores which have been laid up for generations past by native chiefs. The natives a 1st U,,mv 11,0 '"Hed elephant com l'u,,,,',s -lor Plinnts always go tc ,",,la1'1 t,lams to i and there the; tiud great numbers of tusks. Vomi'lty, Angler -Do the fish bite around hero? Native Itlte? Say, stranger, wo have to niuzle 'em so they won't chaw up the Irnerivnt bystander. Now York Sun. livery ytoud.has'a silver lining, but th trouble Is thul. the majority of us uro on tho ulliui; side of tho cloud, ' OPERATION AVOIDED EXPERIEHCEOFMISS MERKLEY Bho Whb Told That an Operation Wo liiovunDio now una Eacapod It. When a physician tells n. woman suf fering with serious feminine trouble that an operation is neeesarv. the verv thought of the knife and the operating table strikes terror to her heart, and our hospitals are full of women coming ioi just sucii operations. Thero are cases where an operation is the only resource, but when one con siders the great number of cases of menacing female troubles cured by Lydiu ii. I'lnkhams Vegetable Com pound after physicians have advised operations, no woman should submit to ono without tlrst trying the Vegetable Compound and writing Mrs. Pinkbam, Lynn, .Mass., for advice, which is free. Miss Margret Merltley, of 275 Third Street, Milwaukee, Wis., writes: Denr Mrs. Pinkhniu: " Loss of streneth. extreme) nervousness shooting pains through tho elvh organs. In'iirlng down pains and cramps compelled mo to seek medical advice. Tho doctor, aftr making an ctamhmtinti, wild I had a fumulo trouble ami uu-eratlon anil ndvisf-d an opera tion. To this I Rtroimlv olifccttfi nnd di-cidi'il to try Lydiu K. Phikliains Vietablo Com poiind. Tho ulceration qui.'kly healed, all tho bad symptoms disappeared and I am onco moro strong, vigorous and well." Female troubles are steadily on tho increase among women. If the month ly periods uro very painful, or too fre quent and excessive if you have pain or swelling low down in the left side, bearing-down pains, don't neglectyour- Belt: try Lvuia K. I'luUham s Vegetable Compound. To taper the lingers clasp the tip ol each finger between the thumb and forellnger of the free hand and stroke the lingers backward from the tips as when putting on kid gloves, MOTHER GRAY'S $ SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, "i r wjS I'ounllpittlonf It p nl uc W lili.a. Tv(liln Mother Oray. Nurse In Child- ru' Homo. NiwYotlcClU. iimumorit, taa ucniro Wnrnti. Thar Ilronk tin Uiili in 34 tiourl. li , ; 1 .1 i,kv . j l At ail i.-rucet. 30C A. S. OLMSTED. Le Hoy. N Every young girl who makes a formal debut into society bus to listen to a long string of advice Ly s lot of wall-flowers. POTTED MEAT NOT PRESERVED. IHniiiifni-l tirei's' Axiociii t inn mill Snn-Itni-jr Inspector So Ili-port. The following extracts from reports of the National .Manufacturers' Asso ciation and Inspector Iledrlck, Sanltarj Inspector of the City of Chicago, refuH the sensational charges made against the canned meat packer: Our investigation of tho Canned and Potied Meat part of the packing imhistrj nhov.'cil that the methods used make tha use of preservatives unnecessary, and in dicated that no preservatives or anil'n-ial coloring is now used by the Canned .Meal packer. The meat is first partially cooke 1 in large kettles, then the fat and bone Ii trimmed off and the meat packed into tins. The air is then withdrawn with vacuum pumps ami the cans sealed in vacuum. Next they are put into largs cookers, where the cooking process is fin ished. In the packing of some products It Is necessary that the cans be reopened and the steam allowed to escape, the vent hide being immediately re-xmled wh.le the goods are hot, so as to retain the vacuum. The entire process is quite similar to that used by the family cook wlvn put'itu up fruits anil vegetables, exceu iat meats are sealed in tin cans Instead of being put in glass jars. We found that the solder in making the cans and in sealing them is all placed on the outside of the can and does not come in contact with the contents. We were Informed that much of tha cause for complaint in canned meats was because of the mistaken idea that tho poods would keep in perfect condition af ter they had been opened. This would ho the fact if they were preserved with chemicals, but as they arc only kept in condition because of being sealed in vac uum tins they wpoil Just as readily as fresh meats do after they have been. rmniii.il nnrl ovtwioil fn thn nil- lint WUl . l -.1 - ..... ,1. .1.. , . .. k ...ll Keep iiKieniiuei y n me can is not jmhi tared. It is also a well-known scien tific fact that decaying meat generates a gas which will explode any package which is hermetically sealed. Sanitary Inspector Iledrlck submitted to Commissioner Wlialen Ids analysis o( conditions in the Libhy, McNeill & Lihby plant. He found "with reference to gen rral conditions, that the lloon, halls, stairs, tables, etc., are kupt clein," and "that tho entire dHprtmnt viewed from our standpoint was in a satisfactory con dition. All workrooms are light, and iuvo food ventilation." CO 7