Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. SAND'RS, PuniiBHCn
Nemaha,
Nebraska
The parole law should not lift mado
a license system for young criminals.
Man't blame tluj weather bureau. It
can't liolp It if tlio seasons become
tangled.
Already It Is prncllculy settled Hint
lnnd stealing mm a business will bav
to bi dropped.
Cornering Hie tomato supply will not
af necessity have any effect on the sup
ply of vivid red catsup.
Man can got all kinds of climate
in this country, but the trouble Ih he
cauiiilt' always take his choice.
If Hie ranaina people will dig into
tiie isthmus as hard as they have into
Plgelow, they may do something to
ward a canal.
Gold is getting too cheap, says n con
temporary. Tlio Individual experience
of tlio citizen scarcely bears out that
statement.
The revelations in regard to certain
applicants for the Carnegjo hero medal
would seem to prove that once a ljero,
not always a hero.
As arrests multiply In Kusslu Prem
ier Witto becomes more and more cer
tain to bo enrolled In history as the
Friend of Liberty.
CJeronlino, the Apacho warrior, has
Just been married for the eighth time.
Hu evidently enjoys a tight us much as
he did In ills younger days.
The world lost one of Its bravest.
knlghtllest souls and the United States
one of its most patriotic citizens when
Fighting Joe Wheeler went out.
A girl at Sernnton, Pu., who wan de
ported at the altar by her prospective
hushaiiil promptly married another
num. She Is a wlso bride-elect who
keeps a list of alternates.
Five American peeresses will have to
give up the management of court func
tions because they are torles und their
party has been driven out of power.
Hut they still remain peeresses.
"When a man goes on the witness
Land, says young Mr. Rockefeller,
Ito swears to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. It is
Ids duly to answer every question
truthfully." Put if ho dodges the olll
ecr who has the subpoena and goes to
Florida he has violated no duty, of
course, and his conscience Is clear.
Out of 4,217 arrivals of all classes
of vessols from foreign ports at New
York last year the American flag flew
orer only 700 ships. According fd
figures given out at the barge olllce re
rcntly 47S of the 700 vessels were steam
powered, and thoro were tlvo ships,
twenty-five barks, six brigs and 21(5
schooners among the sailing vessels. In
lids time there were 12,8-t-l steamships
under foreign flags entered at the cus
tom-house, of which 1,!155 were British
and fi'Jl German.
A eommoh charge brought against
newspaper reporters is mat tney are
Jieartless, that they revel In laying be
fore tho world tho closely guarded
necrots of Individuals. It constantly
liaijpens that a reporter must do un
pleasant things because others have
liccn guilty of those violations of cus
tom, law or convention that make news.
Tlio opprobrium that belongs to tho
real offender Is not Infrequently heaped
upon tho innocent nowsgatherer. Thoro
Li no work a reporter detests so much
as that Involving a social scandal and
there Is no story that a largo percent
age of readers will devour more eager
ly.
The name of Edward A MacDowell
Is not wldoly known savo among musi
cal people. MacDowell was known by
litem as ono of tho greatest modern
eomnosers. lie had produced more
than a hundred and thirty pieces or
music of high quality. Ills admirers
ranked him with Grieg and Brahms.
The past tense has been used horo be
causo ho will produce no more music.
It was announced a few weeks ago
that ho had broken down from over
work at tho ago of forty-three. Ills
physic' ans explain his condition by say
lug that ho crowded forty years of
work 'nto twenty. Ills cessation from
labor lo worthy of note because ho Is
ono of the men who In recent years
Iiavo proved that America can produce
groat artistic works.
There has been much chaffing com
ment of late on tho fact that Goorgo
Westlnghouso, Jr., of Pittsburg, lias
gono Into his father's great shops In
that city at a wago rate of IS cents
per hour, carrying a lunch-box and
' wearing tho regulation overalls of tho
shop. Why anybody should aulff at tlio
heir of n groat fori line for thus trying
to understand tlio business that made
the fortune, from the inside passes all
eoininon sense to see. In the course of
tintum he must ono day sueeeed to its
management, but unless ho understand!
It ho will not long have any luminous
to manage. He laid the foundation ot
his edueatlon by graduating from Yale
anil now sensibly proposes to llnlsli it
by graduating from the shop. He seeiiH
as fortunate In his Rood sense as In
his heirship.
Nathan Meyer Khalkowll. Phonier Is
not a name familiar to most Americans,
yet It is the name of the man who at
the time of his denth, a few weeks ago,
was probably Hie best-beloved writer in
Atnerl'Mi. He was a ltusslan .lew. who
wrote poems, ulays, novels and essays
In Yiddish for the Hast Side .lews of
New York City. Ills first work was
In Hebrew, and ills plays were produc
ed in Odessa in the language of the
Old Testament. When Hie theater was
closed there, he went to New York, and
to reach his people adopted the dialect
that most of them understood. Thows
anils followed his hearse, and the rain
bis we.it to the doors of the synagogues
and paid the tribute of respect as the
procession passed. He was careless ot
money, and sold for a few dollars copy
rights that brought thousands to tlio
buyers; but he wrote for ills people,
and won such affection and grntltudo
as have not been expressed In America
for any other writer since Dickens was
welcomed In New York.
.losoph Wheeler was not the great
cavalry general of Hie confederacy.
That title belongs to Forrest. Next
to him came "Job" Stuart. Hut (Jen.
Wheeler was so capable and daring a
commander that he gave Gen. Sherman
some anxious hours. Tho military serv
ices of Gen. Wheeler to the confederacy
were not so noteworthy as tho fact that
he died a United States army olllcer.
When hi; threw up his commission at
the outbreak of the Civil War to light
for the South ho would have been
either angered or much amused by a
statement that before ho died he would
again wear the blue and serve under a
Yankee general Ho would have scoffed
at the statement If it had been mado
immediately after the oloso of the war.
Neither ho nor any other man could
Imagine that the day would come when
a president who had fought for tho
union would glvo high military posi
tions to men who had resigned from
Hie army to fight against the union.
Nevertheless, when the war with Spain
broke out and an army was sent to
Cuba, Gen. Wheeler found himself com
manding United States troops and quite
as much In his element, apparently, as
If leading confederate troopers. He did
not havo an opportunity to distinguish
himself during the brief campaign, but
that was not an Important matter. .Man
ifestly the wounds of the Civil War had
been healed and the bitterness engend
ered by It had gone when the ex -army
oflieer and ex-confederate general was
put back In the army. It would bo
hard to find a parallel In the annals of
any other country.
Any great outdoor spectacle, like a
college football game, gives excellent
opportunity to study crowds of fairly
well-to-do people the class which rep
resents the best that American life has
attained. No ono can watch such a
crowd pouring forth from tho gates
without being Impressed by the lino
physical appearance of the individuals.
Young men of six feet or more, even,
are so common that they hardly attract
notice by their stature. Most sons aro
taller than their fathers. Among young
women the change Is oven more notice
uble. The number of strong, healthy
looking girls Is constantly Increasing,
nor Is the gain In the average height
of American women ono of appearance
only. Kecords of tho physical measure
incuts of college girls and of the pa
trons of gymnasiums for women show
that thoro has been a steady advanco
during the past quarter-century. Tho
reason lies undoubtedly in the greater
Interest In outdoor sports and exercise.
Hotter food and more knowledge of
diet, moro sensible clothing, and nbovo
nil, systematic and well-regulated oxer
else In tho gymnasiums, havo contrlbut
od to the better physique of American
women for a fashion of being strong
and healthy has become established,
and that, by creating a motive, has sent
shop-girls and other working women to
elassco which they would never havo
entered had It not been for the deslro
to emulate their college sisters. As a
nation tho Americans aro not deteri
orating physically ; they ore improving.
Tho advanco Is move noticeable In tho
cities than In tlio country, but there Is
nowhere any need of a commission Ilka
that which Great Britain found neces
sary after tho Poor War, to investigate
the causo of tho physical deterioration
of the race.
Temporary Uomentlii.
"Don't you ever have moments when
you feel like doing something absolute
ly ridiculous?"
"Oh, yes. For Instance, when you
proposed to mo tho other day thoro
was a minute when I had an Insano 1m
pulse to accept you." Cleveland Leader.
The camel is the only animal that
cannot swim. It is an extraordinary
fact that, the moment it looses its
footing in a stream, it turns on its
side, and makes no effort to Have
itself from drowning.
A monkey in the zoological gardens
if Hreslau was operated on for
cataract. In about u month, the
iperntion having proved a success,
the animal was iitted witli a pa i r of
pcctaolos, and regularly wears them.
The term free thinker is applied
o tiie opponents of Christianity and
its teachings. It has been ho applied
for two or th" centuries.
The prairie wolf is the coyote of
the Mexicans, and is the American
representative of the Old World
jackal. It is thirty-six to forty
inches long, with a tail measuring
jixteen to eighteen inches in length.
Tlio color is usually a dull yellowish-
j?rey on the back and sides, with
slack cloudings. The under parts
mil inside of the limbs are of a
'iirtv-whito tint. Tho voice is a sort
,)f snapping bark, and for this reason
alio animal is known as tho barking
wolf. It is found on tho Western
olains extending from Mexico to
latitude fifty-live degrees north. Itj
lives and breeds in burrows, and has
its young in April, often ten at a
time. It hunts in packs, ana is very
fleet.
A COLD BROUGHT IT ON.
Severe
Ooniff-.-illoii
Cured !'
of Hie
I) on n 'n
ICItlneya
Soon
Kidney
Pill.
Richard M.
Peurce. a prominent
business man.
street, Nowa i;
of li.",l South Orange
N. J., says: "Work
ing nights during
bad weather brought
on a heuvy cold, ach
ing of the limbs and
pain In the back and
kidneys. Severe con
gestion of the kid
neys followed. He-
sides the terrific ach
ing there were whirl
ing headaches, and I
became exceedingly
weak. My doctor con id not help me,
and I turned to Doan's Kidney Pills,
with the result tnat the Kidney con-
ostion disappeared, and. with It all
the other symptoms. What Is more.
the cure has lasted for eight years."
Sold by all dealers. fiO cents a box.
Foster-Milbnrn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Under the auspices of the ITniYcr-
mty ot I'rieburg. bwitzeriana, a
business academy for women only
lias been opened in that city.
Marriage licenses aro required in
all states and territories except New
Mexico, New Jersey, Now York,
North Dakota, Oklahoma, and South
Dakota.
The only time all of a man's good
qualities aro put on exhibition is
whon he dies or marries a prominent I
woman.
After placing his slippers before
the lire and laying tho evening paper
where ho will no sure to una it, a
woman will complain if her husband
Joes not spend tho evening talking
to her.
A certain gentleman on being
asked to subscribe toward sending
out a missionary to ono ot the cannibal
islands of tho Pacilic, is roported to
havo answered in tlio most dis-
sournging manner : "Certainly not.
am a vegetarian. "
Tho Caspain Soa is tlio lowest body
of water on tho globo. Its level has
been growing gradually lower for
jonturios, and now it is eighty-five
foot below tho lovol of tho neighbor
ng Black Sea.
Some ovens aro
now made with
onnblo tho cooks
without opening
glass doors. Thoy
to watcli tiio food
5ho doors.
The greatest depth at which gold
has been excavated from tho earth is
(,200 feet about threo-fourths of a
mile at tho Now Chums Mine,
Australia.
I ho seven wonaors ot Amorica aro
Niagara Falls; Yollowstono Park;
Mammoth Oavo of Kentucky ; tho
Danons, and Gardens of tho Gods,
Colorado; tho Giant Trees, Cali
ornia; tho Natural Bridgs, Virginia;
the Yosoimto Yallcy.
.Most new wrinkles are caused by
worrying over thoso we already have.
How's This?
Wp offer One Ilnndrrd Dollars llcwnrd for
anj ('flit; of CntMrrh tbnn cannot be cured
by HiU'g Catarrh Cure.
V. J. CUKNKY ,V CO., Toledo, O.
Wo. tin undiM-fllKned. More known I J.
Cheney for tho lnt 15 years, nd liollere
hi oi perfectly honorable In all ImslneA
transactions and flnnnclnlly able to carry
out niiy nbllintloim made by his linn.
WALIMNU. KINNAN fc MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Intrrnslly,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
turfiicen of the system. Testimonials sunt
free. Trice 73c per bottle. Sold by nil
Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Three pairs of twins"iigured
j prominently at a double wedding
which recently took place in Paris.
Alphonse and Gabriacl Cliautcaud
twin brothers, married twin sisters,
and the groomsmen were also twins,
cousins of the bridegrooms.
Sme women imagine that they are
paying their husbands great compli
ments when tiiey say they are not as
mean as they used to be.
Worth Knowing:
thnt Allcock's nre the original and
only genuine porous plnsters; all othnr
so-called porous plasters are Imitations.
It isn 't woman's rights that some
women are constantly clamoring for;
it's all the rigiits.
Auk Yonr Denier for Allen'n Foot-Enno
A powdor to shake Into your sbocs. It rests
the feet, Cure-i Corns, Bunions, Swollen,
Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet
und Ingrowing Nails. AIIoii'h Koot-Cano
tnakea new or tight shoes ensy. Sold by all
Druggists and Shoe Stores. 25c. Snraple
mailed PUKE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Lo Itoy, N. Y.
Canada has enacted a law provid
ing for the payment of a salary to the
leader of the opposition in parlia
ment. The difference between plain and
fancy sewing is exhibited in the
button holes which a woman works
in their husband's shirts and in her
own shirtwaists.
The women who "just dearly love"
grey hair are the ones who spend
their spare change for lack hair
dyes.
Some men nre always on the olTen-
sive and others always on the fence,
A plain Welsh-rabbit is thus made:
Grate or cut a half-pound sofe, mild
American cheese; grease tho dish in
which the rabbit is to be mado witli
a Hi tic butter, then put in the cheese
ana set over tho blaze u in a
chafing-dish, or on top of tho stove
if to be cooked on tho range. As it
melts, keep stirring from tlio bottom,
widening the circle of tlio spoon and
adding little by little from throe to
live tablespoonfuls of beer, ale or
milk; when the cheese is creamy
pour it on toast or crackers. It is
claimed that those who sulTer from
indigestion after eating rabbit could
have avoided it had thoy used a half
salt spoonful of bicarbonate of soda
in making it. The acid acts upon
tho cheese to light it and break it up.
If it strings, the soda will restore
it to its creamy condition.
"COFFEE JAGS."
The Doctor 'nm-il Them Correctly
Some one said "Coffee never hurts
any one." ISnquire of your friends anu
note their experiences.
A Philadelphia woman says:
"During tho last '2 or 3 years I be
came subject to what the doctor called
'coffee Jags' and felt like I have heard
men say they feel who have drank too
much rum. It nauseated me, and I felt
as though there was nothing but coffee
flowing through my veins.
"Coffee agreed well enough for a
time, but for a number of years I
have known that It was doing me great
harm, but, like the rum toper, I thought
I could not get along without It. It
made me nervous, disordered my diges
tion, destroyed my sleep and brought on
frequent ami very distressing head
aches. "When I got what the doctor called
a 'coffee Jag' on, I would give up drink
ing It for a few days till my stomach
regained a little strength, but I was
always fretful and worried and ner
vous till I was able to resume the use
of the drug.
"About a year ago I was persuaded
to try rostuin, but as I got it In res
taurants it was nothing but a sloppy
mess, sometimes cold, and always weak,
and of course I didn't like It. Finally
I prepared some myself, at homo, fol
lowing the directions carefully, and
found It delicious. I porceverod in its
use, quitting the old coffee entirely, and
feeling better and better each day, till
I found at last, to my great Joy, that
my ailments had all disappeared anil
my longing for coffee had come to an
end.
"I hato heretofore suffered Intensely
from utter eihaustlon, benldcfl the other
ailments and troubles, but this summer,
using Postam, I hare felt fine." Name
given by Postuin Co., Battle Creek,
Mich.
Thore's a reason
Rostaurant cookB rarely prepare Pos
'turn Coffea properly. They do not lot
it boll long enough.
Treating Wrong Disease,
Many tltnea women call on their famlh
physicians, suffering, as thoy imaging
ono from dyspepsia, anothor from hear!
disease, anothor from liver or kiilnej
dlsenso, another from nervous exhaustion
or prostration, another with pain hero ami
thcro, and In this way they all present
allko to themselves and their easy-going
and Indifferent, or over-busy doctor, sep
arate and distinct diseaars, for which he.
assuming them to bo such, prescribes hli
pills and potions. In reality, thoy aro all
only xymploms caused by somo uterine
disease. Thn physician. Ignorant of tha
cause of suffering, encourages this prac
tice until largo bills aro made. The suf
fering patient gets no better, but probably
worse, by reason of tho delay, wrong
treatment and consequent complications.
A proper medicine like Dr. Pierce's Fa
vorite Prescription, directed to the cause
wuld havo entirely removed tho disease,
thereby dispelling all thoso distressing
symptoms, and Instituting comfort fn-i
stead of prolonged misery. It has been
well said, that "a dlsoaso known Is half
cured." I
Dr. Pierce's Favorite PrpRcrlntlnn Is a.
scientific medicine, carofully devised by
nn cxnoriencoa ana siciinui pnysician,
and adautcd to woman's delicate svstpm.
It is made of native medicinal roots and
Is porfectly harmless In Its effects in anu
condition of the system.
As a powerful Invigorating tonic "Fa
vorite Prescription " Imparts strength to
the whole system and to tho organs dis
tinctly feminine in tmrtlcular. For over
worked, "worn-out," "run-down," debili
tated teachors, milliners, dressmakers,
BPumRtrcase3, "shop girls," house-kcopors,
nurslnc mothers, ana fonhlo women gen
erally, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
Is tho greatest earthly boon, being un
cqualcd as an appotlzing cordial and re
storative tonic. i
As a soothing and strengthening nerv
ine "Favorite Prescription " Is unequaled
and is invaluable in nllnvl tier nral mih-
dulng nervous excitability, Irritability,
nervous uxmuMuon, nervous prostration,
neuralgia, hysteria, spasms, choroa, St.
vitus's danco, and other distressing, nerv
ous symptoms commonly attondant upon
luucbionni mm organic aiseaso oi tlio
uterus. It Induces rofrashlntr slnnn anil
relieves mental anxloty aad despondency.
ur. x-ierce s ricasam relicts invigorate
the stomach, liver and bowels. Ono to
thrco a dose. Easy to tako as candy-
It only takes a few minutes' con
versation with a woman to develop
the fact that her friends are not as
perfect as tkey should bo.
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
A OftrUln Core for FevcrlntitiFia,
UanntlpiUloti, II on duetto,
.Htoimicb Troubles, TcuUiIiik
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NOtncr uray.
NnrMinCJMlil-
tan's Uoqii,
Kon VotkOltr.
The joke that tlio average womac
can see the quickest is tho ono thai
isn't a "oke at all.
TEKHEBLE SCALP HUMOR.
Badly Affected with Sores and Crust
Extended Down Behind the Ears
Another Cure by Cutlcura.
"About ten years ago my scalp be
came badly affected with sore and itch
ing humors, crusts, etc., and extended
down behind the ears. My hair came
out in places, also. I was greatly
troubled; understood it "was eczema,
Tried various remedies, so called, with
out effect. Saw your Cutlcura adver
tisement, and got the Cutlcura Rem
edies at once. Applied them as to db
rections, etc., and after two weeks, 1
think, of use, was clear as a whistle.
I have to state also that late last fall,
October and November, '1004, I was
suddenly afflicted with a bad eruption,
painful and Itching pustules over th
lower part of the body. I suffered
dreadfully. In two months, under th
skillful treatment of my doctor, con
joined with Cutlcura Soap and Cutl
cura Ointment, I found myself cured.
H. M. V. Weiss, Kosenioud, Christian
Co., 111.. Aug. ai, 1905."
All women, who suffer
from the diseases peculiar to
their sex, and endure the
miserable, periodical pains,
headache, backache, side and
waist pains, falling: feelings,
weakness, irritability, and
other symptoms of disordered
functions, should do as Mrs.
S. J. Chrisman, of Manns
villc, N. Y., did, and take
WINE
OF
WOMAN'S RELIEF
to relieve their misery. She
writes t "For five years I
suffered untold misery from
serious female diseases. My
doctor said no medicine could
cure me. Finally I took
Cardui and now I do not
have these bad feelings as
formerly. It has done me
so much good that I recom
mend it to all sick women."
At all Druggists, $1.00
C5
Sick Women
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