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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 9, 1906)
it Iff h 4- 1 Largo sums of money are beinp piiit by Franco in hnving inapt made for her possessions in Wesl Africa. The army department has fust issued one map in seventeot parts and surveys are being made for a larger one., in ?ixty parts. In tin crop of potatoes raised las) fall by Stephen Bowers, of Palouse, iVash., were ten which in the aggre jate weighed twenty-live pounds Due of the ten weighed a little ovei Ihree pounds. If the. young men would devoto nuoh of their time to money-making is they do to.lovc-making there would e more Rockefellers in the world." Whatever happens, it all happen 43 it should ; thou wilt find this true) though shouldst watch narrowly. As for life, it is a battle, and a lojourning in a strange land; but tho iune that comes after is oblivion. The pleasantest tilings in the world ire pleasant thoughts, and th greatest art in life is to have as nany of them as possible. Most girls believe that they will lever succeed in love unless they ireate the impression that several Men are in love with them. LOST 72 POUNDS. Wan Kant DrlfiHiij; Into (lie Fntnl .Stit'.ri'n if IClilnoy SlolciiouH. Dr. Melvin M. Page, Page Optical Co.. Brie. Pa., writes: "Taking too Bany iced drinks In New York in 180 sent me home with a terrible attack of kidney trouble. I had acute conges tion, sharp pain in the back, headache) 5" and attacks of diz ziness. My e y e a gave out, and with the languor and sleeplessness of thd of the disease upon ie I wasted from 194 to 122 pounds, M the time I started using Doan'sjvhl be.v Pills an abscess was forming on my right kidney. The trouble watf Siiiclcly checked, 'however, and tha treatment cured me, so that I havd been well since 189U and weigh 1SJ pounds." Sold by all dealers. f0 cents a box Poster-Mllburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y. To be polite is to have a kino legard for the feelings and rights U ithers. Wo use Piso's Cure for Consumption in preference to any other cough medicine. -Mrs. S. B. Borden. 442 P street, Wash ttigton, D. Cm May 25. 1901. A firkin of butter weighs 58 pounds. A p!ltlve CATARRH w w Elv's Cream Balm heal3 and protects Iko diseased mem- brano. It cures Ca tarrh and drives ivay a Cold in the tlead quickly. Eo itores tho Sonses of hay mm taste nnd Smell. Full size GO cts., at Drag gists or by mail ; Trial Size 10 cts. by mail. Ely Brothors, CO Warren Street. Now York. That Delightful Aid to Health Toilet Antiseptic Whitens the teeth purifies mouth and breath cures nasal catarrh, sore throat, sore eyes, and by direct application cures all inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal conditions caused by feminine ills. Paxtine possesses extraordinary cleansing, healing: and germi cidal qualities unlike anything else. At all druggists. 50 cents large trial package free v. Partoa Co., Boston, Mass. It is not discourteous to refuse to lo wrong. The universe is change; our life is rhat our thoughts make it. UU U14-0, YORK, NEBR BUMS WHHI All Utt ffAILS. feS Boat Couth Hyrup, . -rune ueoo. dm m la Mas. s. noic 4 by driucM- I 'I Ill'I'hJhi ii 1 I SHE HAD AMBITION. $ o Some people think that woman la "emancipated," but it may be that tho world has had only u hint of what is to be expected when tho fair sex is really set free. Some children were recently ovor heard discussing that interesting mut ter of "what we'll do when wo get big." One, a very small boy from u Western village, outlined his dream of future power by stating that ho should be a milkman, tide round in a wagon and ting a bell for folks to come out for their milk. The second, a boy a little older, ex plained how he wanted to be the man to ride on the freight cars and "make the round things go like this" illus trating with his hands the brakeman's action. The third, also a boy, still older than the others laughing a little at their childish notions stated that he could not decide whether to be a minister or a grocer. In the place where they were all spending the summer tho gro cer has candy to sell, and 11 young clergyman was the object of much feminine devotion. The fourth child, a girl of eleven, was seen to smile enigmatically. Sho did not care to toll what she would do, she said. "Aw, yur," contemptuously crledt hi for whom the ministry and confection Dry had equal attraction. "Yur want (o get married!" he said, with the tra ditional blindness of his sex. When the boys with these lgnoblo aims had run oil' to play ball, the gj-l'a ambition came out, conlidcd to her fa vorite aunt. "I wouldn't tell before them," sho said, scornfully. "They couldn't un derstand. But, aunty, I want to bo a justice of the Supreme Court, and" her voice became solemn "beyond human control." "Why SnnliM Do Nol Multiply. In the dialect of the .Maine Indians, the word which stands for November contains eight o's and six i's, and its meaning is "the-month-in-whlch snakes-connnlt-suUide." So far as In dian observation goes, there is no crea ture which prej'.s upon snakes from preference. A few small hawks will eat snakes when very hungry, but all other creatures of prey reject them. As the female snake lays from sixty to eighty eggs every year, all of which hatch, tho prospects of having tho woods and iields overrun with snakes would be excellent, the Indians say, were It not for a suicidal habit, which takes them Just before it is time for them to crawl away and spend tho winter in sleep. In remote meadows and lots the lean snakes climb Into crabapple trees and hawthorn bushes, whore they pierce their own bodies with the sharp spines and remain dan gllng until they are dead. In tho country towns the snakes crawl into tho wheel tracks and are run over. The Indians account for this by suy- lug that none but the fattest and most vigorous snakes can withstand the cold of the Northern winters, and that tho feeble members of the race prefer sui cide to a lingering death. Washing ton Post. Monitor with Gun. One of our public school teachers relates a very amusing incident that occurred recently in one of our well known schools in the center of tho city. It seems that for several days the pupils had been unusually prompt In returning after recess. No boy was late or tardy, and, in fact, the boys were as good as though Christmas n-ere only a few days oil'. Tho princi pal was congratulating herself upon Having the best school in the city, ' when one day the mother of one of I the scholars complained to the princi pal that the monitor of the class was terrorizing the pupils with a pistol and frightening them nearly to death. The principal thereupon investigated the matter and found that the moni tor had gained possession of his fa ther's revolver, and, In true Western style, "hold up" the boys and com polled them to fall In line and do as he commanded. While ho did it with good Intent and with a sincere deslro to help his teacher, yet she was sor rowfully compelled to censure the boy and discipline him for his conduct. Chicago inter Ocean. Ili-Mvt-cn Fi-iciuln. Bva I hate men! I dislike for a man to be two feet away from me. Katharine lint you seemed quits pleased when Jack called last even lug? Bva Oh, ho wasn't two feet away from me. He was less than one. Ilorrlhli'. "Are there any labor troubles south f the canal strip V" "No It's wrong to strike below tho oelt." Cleveland Leader. Give a boy a compliment when his Bisters are around, and they will de corate his life with It in such a way that ho would rather be deud thxc have another one paid him. WINTER WEAKNESS Or. Williams' Pink Pills the Tonlo That Most People Need for Blood and Nervoi. In winter tho air of the oIomo rooms in which wo spend so much of thu time does not furnish enough oxygon to tho lungs to burn out tho fonl matter in tho blood. In the cold season wo do not oxer- ciso as much and the skin nnd kidneys do not throw off the wosto matter as freely as usual. Tho system becomos overloaded with poisonous matter, and too feoblo to throw it off Relief can ho had only through tho ubo of 11 remedy that, will promptly and thoroughly purify nnd strengthen tho blood, nnd tho ouu best adapted for this purposo is the grout blood tonio known aa Dr.Willltunn' Pink Pills. "They acted liko mngio in my cnoo," said Mrs. Clam L. Wlldo, of No. 377 Farnsworth avenue, Dotroit, Mich. " I was weak nnd thin nud could not sleep. My stomach and norvos wero out of or der. I can't describe' how miserable I really wis. I dragged through six months of focbleneisn, growing weaker all tho timo until I finally hndn'strcngth enough to lonvo my, bed. "Theu a glad tiny camo, the day when I began to tako Dr.Williams' Pink Pills. They mndo mo feol Ktrong right away. My uppotito came back, I took on flesh nnd tho color voturned to my cheeks. Pooplo wondorod that theso pills did for mo whnt the doctors oouldn 't do. I took only six boxes nnd thou I was perfectly well. If I had not found this woudorful romody I surely think that I must have wasted to death. Believing firmly that theso pills saved my life by tho strength which they gnvo mo at u critical mo ment, I unhesitatingly recommend thum to others." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain no stimulant but give strength that lasts. They may bo obtained at any drug Btoro. Tho first iron steamship was" built in 18S0. How's Tills? W offer Ouu Hundred Dollars' rien-nra for uuy ensi! of Cnturrh that cannot bo cured by Hull's Cntnrrh Cure. l- J. CIII3NKY & CO., Toledo, O. Wp, the undcralcnod. hove knowu V. .T. C'ltcucv for the Inst 15 yenra, mid belli-v-lihu perfectly honorable In nil busiiies tt'RURnctlonB Had Unnnciully nlile to carry nut uuy obllsntlona made by his (lrm. WALDING, KINXAN & MAHVIN, Wholesale Dniyclnts. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and tnueouN surfaces of the system. Testimonial sent fre. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by nil Drm'gUt. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. An elevated railroad is about to be constructed in Athens, Greece. Western Cnnndn'n Mnrvulotin Crop IteturiiM. The Increase In the crop returns of the Canadian West, in the past seven years, has approached the marvelous, and there Is no reason to believe that a corresponding increase will not re Btilt for many years to come. The in crease has been particularly noticeable In what was formerly known as the Northwest Territories, but which, on Sept. 1, 1005, became the provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan. From the official returns we Hud tho following results In the acreage sown to wheat, oats and barley, in the years mention ed, aud a more favorable Hhowlng can not be pointed to In any other country during a like period. Wheat. Onts. Hurley. 38i)S 307,580 10.-j.077 17,082 1890 33,r2.' i:i4,9.H8 14,127(J 1900 412,S(M 17fi,4:i9 17,0 M 1001 50-1,007 220,430 24,702 1002 025,758 .S10.:Jt7 30,44.1 1903 837,234. 440,602 08,074 1004 065,549 523,034 08,151 The yield has been uniformly good every year except 1000, when there ap pears to have been a slump all alon the line. This, however, was more than compensated for In the following year, when tho bumper crop in wheat, oats and barley put the returns of all previ ous years completely in the shade, and gave an Impetus to settlement In tho West which has prevailed to tho pres ent, as the following table by bushels will show: Wheat. Oats. ' Parley. 1S9S.. 5,542,478 3,040.307 440,5111 1809.. 0,015,023 4,0S(i.030 337.521 1000.. 4,028,294 4,220,152 353,211 1001. .12,808,447 11,113.00(5 795,101) 1902.. 13,050,850 10.0iil.295 070,417 1003.. 10,020,149 14,170.700 l..S-12,f2l 1904..tG,875,537 10,3:12.551 2,205,131 It will bo seen that the number ot aero3 sown to wheat, oats and barley In 1898 wan 420,740, anil that this had Increased in 1004 to 1,587,337. Tho to tal crop In tho cereals mentioned wan 0,033,297 bushels in 1S!)8, and In 1001 It had grown to tho magnificent total of 35,413,522. In tho year Just closed the "forward movement" In the agrlculturo of the West has been the wonder nnd envy of the world. New sections of the country have been placed under tribute to tho plow and harrow, and tho grain area has been largely Increased. This Is particularly the case where It baa been demonstrated that "Alberta Red" winter wheat may he successfully grown, and along the lluus of the now railways towards tho center of tho .ountry, who.ro mixed farming prevails. Tho future of the. Canadian West Is assured, and for years to come It In bound to be the laud of promise to tho agriculturist of every nation and of every clime, aud the laud of opportu nity to every Bottler within itn boundB. Fullest Information can bo secured from any Canadian Government Agent. Tumors Conquered Unqualified Success of Vegetable Compound and Miss Adams. Ono of tho greatest triumphs of Lydia R. Pinklmm's Vegetnblo Compound is tho conquering of woman's dread ennny, 'lumor. So-called wandering palna" may comu from its early stages, or tho pres ence of danger may be mado manifest by excessive monthly periods accom panied by unusual pain extending from the abdomen through tho groin and thighs. if you have mysterious pains, if there are iudicntlonsof inflammation, ulcera tion or displacement, don't wait for time to confirm your fears and go through the horrors of 11 hospital opera tion; secure Lydia K. Piukham's Vege table Compound at once and begin Its use and write Mrs. Pinkhnm of Lynn, Mass., for advice. Head these strong letters from grate ful women who have been cured: Dear Mrs. Pinkhnm: (First Letter.) "In looking over year book I see that your medicine cures Ttimora. 1 have been to a doctor and ho lolls mo I have n tumor. I will bo more thun grateful if you can help me, as I do no dread tin operntion." Kaimto 1). Fox, Bradford, Pa. Doar Mrs. Pinkhnm: (Second Letter.) "1 tako tho liberty to congratulnUi you 011 tho success 1 have had with your wonderful medicine. " Kightcon inonfli3 ago my periods stopped. Shortly nf ter I folt so badly i Mib mitted to a thorough examination by a phy sician, nnd was told that I hnd a tumor and would hnvo to undergo an operntion. "lsoon after road one of your udvurtfoo mcnts and decided to give Lydia E. Pink ham' s Vegetable Compound a trial. After taking llvo bottlos as directed, the tumor is entirely gone. I hnvo ngntn been examined Lydia E. Pinklmm's Vegetable. Compound There are 2,754 languages. "Worth Knowing: that Allcock's are tho original and only genuine porous plasters; all other so-called porous plasters are imitations- The man who does not work today the best he can. and lives only one day at a time, is the man who is best conserving his (iod-givon energies. THIS COUPON IS GOOD Upon receipt of your Address COOD FOR ONE DOLLAR PURCHASE READ Druggist's Name. Hia Address And ioc in stamps or silvrr to pay pontage we will mail you a samplo free, if you hnvo never used Mull's Grapo Tonic, and will also mail you a cor tificata good for one dollar toward tha purchase of moro Tonic from your druggist. Address MULL'S GRAPE TONIC CO., -21 Third Avo., Rock Island, 111. YOU WRONG Y0UKSELF TO SUFFER from Constipation nnd Btomach Trouble Why suBeror taku needless chnccoi with constlpntlon or etomaob troablas when thcro U a perfect, harmless, natural, positive ov.ro trtitlii yuurruacb ; CONSTIPATION AND STOMACH TROUBLE oansn blood jiolaon. U1n rtUeai.oj.Jick liondnclio, bllloustirts, typhoid forcr. appotidleKli. piles nnd erory hi ml ot fom.ilo troubl'j ui woll an rnunr othors. Tour own phjulclan will UiU you Uiut nil this Utruo. Hut don't druc or phyiilo yourself. Uso MULX'S ' GRAPE- TONIC J tho natJiral.rtrtiictUcnlns. harmless remedy tint builds np tho Uhsum of your dleeitlyo organs W andtiutyonrwboloiystc:n In rpivndld oondlttnn toororoouo nil uiiuckt. Itiirory ploatonS'- fix totalis. Tli'tcuUdren ltWn itnnd ltdooi them Kroat pood. Kj Ucont. U)oentandfl.OObnt.Ueatalldrusi;tau:. Tho CI OOboUlo contains about Blxtlrnri ft I much cs the 2b cent bott lo nnd atxmt thrco time savlus in Dtiying tno OIJJ'J Uio. MULL'S GRAPE TONIC PRICE, 25 Cts 0 CURE THE GRIP .IN ONE DAY r MPINF IbAli I Hi Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year. THE FAMILY'S CANDY CATHARTIC 10c. 25c 50c. BEST FOR Without Operations Lydia E. PinKham'a in Cases of Mrs. Fox by tho physician and ho says I hnvo no sign of a tumor now. It haa alo brought my period around onco moro; nud I am entirely well. Ishall never bo without a bottle-of Lydia Pinkluim's Voirotnlilo Com)H)unil in tho house." Fnunlo I). For, Bradford, Pa. Another Case of Tumor Cured by l-ydla E. Pinklmm's Vejjottt Llo Compound. Dcnr Mrs. Pinkhnm: " AlKMit three years ngo I hnd intense pain in my stomach, with cramps nud raging, hondnehoH. The doctor proscribed for mo, but finding that I did not get any hotter ho examined mo and, to my surprise, declared I had 11 tumor. "I felt sure that it meant my death warrant, and wan very dlshenrtoiiod. I spent hundreds of dollars in doctoring, but thu tumor kept growing, till tho doctor wild tlmt nothing hut an oH)iation would rnvvo me. Fortunately I eorreopoded with my aunt In one of tho Now F.imluud 'Stated, who advised 1110 to try Lydia H.Phikhnm's Vegetable Compound boforeBub mitting to tin nneratton, nnd I at onco started taking a regular treatment, finding to my great relief that my gonoral health began to Improve, and after thrco months I noticed that the tumor had reduced in sire. 1 kept on taking tho Comouud, nnd In ten months it hnd entirely disappeared without an oper ation, nud using 110 medicine ht Lvdla E. Piukham's Vegetnblo Compound, and words fall to express how grateful I am for tho good it has done mo." Mifw 1 .nulla Adams, Colon nade Hotel, Seattle, Wash. Such unquestionable testimony proves the value of Lydia 13. Piukham's Vegetnblo Compound, nnd should glvo conlldunco uud hope to every sick woman. Mrs. Pinkhnm invites all ailing women to wrlto to her at Lynn, Mosb., for advice. 5 a Woman's Remedy for Women's Ills. I A man should "be" upright, nol "kept" upright. ! A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES. ItcliliiK, Illlml, Bleeding Protruding Piles. Druggists are nutliorzed to refund money If J'A.O OINTMENT full to cure In 0 to U days. GOc. Do not bluntly contradict anyone. Telescopes wore invented in 1500. 130- 21 FOR $1.00 ON PURCHASE name aa much aa th W cent boiuo. Theiolsuifiottt, CO., 21 Third Avo., Rock IiLnd. M. RiPINE IS GUARANTEED TO CURE GRIP, BAD GOLD, HEADACHE: AND NEURALGIA. I -won't asll Anll-Orliilnn to a denier -who won't Gnarnntae It, C1I for your JIONKY JIAC1C IP IT DOESN'T CUKK. X". W,Dlemer, 31.1)., Manufacturer, Springfield, Mm FAVORITE MEDJG1HE An DnmUts THE BOWELS