Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. CANDCnS. PuLtoHn
Nemaha, - Nebraska
At .If i'if wt j n l who ut two ferry
famine In Now York rerpnlly, rUhxI m
pollca vehicle, hncUcil ngiiliiht the
curb awaiting lln lont. Walking 1Ih
urely In the cpntor of Hip pushing, rac
ing mob from a lauding ferry-bouf was
r ttnrnp, nil rags but. placid of man
nor. At bin Hldi! walked a bluocont
who IpiI him to tlio waiting patrol wag
on. An tho trump wan about to on tor
ho bethought hlmm.-lf, nml slntullng
n tho wagon ntop.s, lio leaned far out
to one Hide, and to tho driver he called
In the drawling voice of a bored boulo
vnrrilcr: "Home, J it men 1"
Lady Holland wna once taken down
to dinner by Mr. Ilnbbngo, the Invent
or of tho calculating machine. Home
thing wiih Hiild abottt. "HqiHirlng
words." "What docn that mean?" ask
ed Lady Holland. "I will tell you,"
nnwered Mr. Ilnbbage; "you fako a
word, for example, like, horse. That
contains Hlx letters " "Six!" c-
clalmed Lady Holland, Involuntarily
Hdon't you mean flveV" "No, no," Mr.
Ilabbago rejoined, "there are olx let
tern In horse." "Surely not," persisted
Idtdy Holland, and apclled tho word.
"An," remarked the groat man, "I
never could count. That Is why I in
Tented tho calculating machine."
s Nat Goodwin, tho comedian, tells of
young woman, well known for her
tmnteur work, who had been given an
'opportunity to provo her claim to
availability on tho professional ulno.
Bho was billed to render a aong, tho
refrain of which wiih, "The autumn
yiaya have come, ten thousand leaves
'iro falling." Tho aspirant for profes
sional honors was In bo extreme a
Into of excitement that she took too
dgh a key. "Ten thou-oii-wind "
ho ncreamod, and then stopped abort,
or want of breath. At tlil- .HMrii
Juncture somo Irresponsible 'god" In
tho gallery, perhaps an auctioneer by
Calling, shouted In a stentorian tone:
"Start it at five thousand, old girl!
Bhirt it ut five thousand!"
I In lio itoa oil - tilmt h .
' "Whither away, little boy?" Inquired
Wio well-meaning strango.1.
"I go to swim, sir," replied tho spec
tacled Infant
"And wnoro do you swim?" persist
ed the stranger.
"I swim, sir," the Infnnt made an
wcr, "In tho sliallower purlieus of ox-bf-HBlvo
dampnejis." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
1 The ViHlr.
Stay awhile, then toure o-stnrtin'
Kinn o' welcome, then tho tear;
Thlnkln' alius o' the partin'
( Boon'n tho bhuuud trala bilugs 'cc
here.
Comcdmcs wIhIi that thfy no longer
.Ooino nt all, horniiKe the pnln
Of tho partin's fnr more stronger
; Than tho mretin' at the train!
Dotiolt Tribune.
Cinched.
"Do you think her father will give
ihia consent V"
i "Surol I'vo been playing poker with
mlm ouco a week for tho last six
Jsnonths and letting him win. He'll
HTf.nl llp h has been offered a pension
When I ask him." Houston Pont
It Isn't every man who Is competent
to enjoy u competency.
. L-. Douclas I
31? ?3 SHO ES
. L. Douglas $4.00 Cllt Edgo Line
cannot no oqunuoci ainny pnez.
M A
iJ Ju'YMSTO.
. tAt i nnnl m o KMttrr'S AMI KF I s
. manner furnif r- io art tmntrji YUAN
ANY OTHER MANUFACTURED.
Mfl nfin HEWARO toanyo towhocan
$ I U,UUU disprove this statement.
W. I.. nniiRlii $3.50 shoes linve by tticlr c
cetttnt style, ensy flttlnu, unit superior wt-nrlno
tilt loi.ucltlc veil the larccst fnleof nny SJ.5C
shoo In tho world. They arc Just ns pooil tu
Itione thot cost yon $5.00 to $7.00--the onl)
dllfereiico Is the price. If 1 could take you fntc
tny dietary nt Urockton, Muss., the larpcst In
the world under one rool uiaklntf nien'B tlr
idioes, nnd show you the cure with which everj
pair ol Douztits hoes In innde, you would rcnllzi
wky V. I.. Don lot $3,50 shoes uro tho bed
hoes produce I In the world.
If I coulj show vou tho difference between tht
aitees male hi my factory and those of olhei
takes, you would underMund why Douplnj
5J.5eC)hoescot more to make, why they hole
tbclr tnapc. fit better, weur lonKer. nnd nre cM
Miter Intrinsic value than any other $3.5f
oi on the market to-day.
W. I- Doufffrnm Strong Matte Shoes far
Ms. $9.BO, S2.DO. Bays' achopI S
CAUTION. Insist upon having AV.Ii.Doup
Jaa sIiooh. Take no substltuto. Nono zcn
Without his imnio find price stampott on bottom.
WANTKD. A shoo dealer Inovcry town wherj
W. I. DourUs Shoes aro not sold. I'ull liny
mples sout frco for Inspoctlnu uon rwiucst 1
ff finln, Futltta used! thU will not WtOT blVB. a.
Illti View of It.
Tho Monk It miri) does beat nl
how the womou do rjkj U3. Just loolf
at that turbani
Menn 'I'liliic
"My wedding present wero spien
did," tho brldo was Baying, "partleu
larly tho sliver aervlco from tho Astor
bllta. Wasn't It good of them?"
"Ycfl," replied Minn Spelt?.; "but
then, you know, they wero always
charitable." Philadelphia Ledtfor.
Pcrnued It To:ether,
Family Friend Well, how an
things
Young Preacher Fine. Tho congre
gation actually raised my salary thii
month.
Family Frieud How much was Ut
Increase?
Young Preacher There was uo In
orouws. They merely raised It, thai'
nil. Houaton Chronicle,
Ouo on Pa.
"Par'
"Well, what la It now 7"
"My toacher ouya I'm a natural
born fool."
"Your toacher In a senslblo woman,
and that's what I'vo always said. I
auppone cho had to explain to yon
what a natural-born fool wag?"
"Yea, pa. She mild it woo fiorod
ltary." Cleveland Leader.
Once Upon a Time.
"Tell me tho truth, doctor," nnld
Methusaleh, who was quite IU. "Dc
you think I'll recover? Speak right
out"
"Why, of course," said tho physician
cheerfully. "With your excellent con
Atltution and your exemplary hablti
there'll no reason why you flhouldn i
live two or three hundred years more
"That'o good," nald the patriarch
brightening perceptibly. "When I get
on my root ngaln I'll organize a thou
sand-year club." Puck.
Bctt'ng Him Riiiht,
3ald He Are you quite anre you
tiro uot Qshlug for a compliment?
Said She uf course I am. On
would be foollnh to tlsh In auch a ahal
low pondl
NlKAt In MortnanTttle.
"Did you put out the catfish?" asked
tfrs. Merman.
"Yes," replied Mr. Merman; "bat If
hat dogfish doesn't Btop baying at the
uoouflab. I'll never got any sleep."-
fudjfa.
To Get Acquainted.
The Boarder la this riarriet Simp
clnn really ao pretty aa people oay
iho la?
Farmer Stubble You'd think so If
rou knew how many of tho city fel
era alius manago to have their ottos
jreak down right smack la front o'
SImpkius' house an' go an' borrow
nonkey wrenches an' thins. New Or
cans Times-Democrat
Bnlted HI in.
Mr. Beefwar Do you consider
twelve men about Oto right number
for a Jury?
Mr. Ollroll Yes, I think ho. Among
that number you're tolerably certain
to atrlko ono who Is either Ignorant or
pigheaded, or both. Philadelphia Bul
letin. Pecnrlty.
Rocfrman Bay, Shortman, as lonn
an you need a hundred ao badly, I have
dacldcd to inako tho loan.
Shortman (In surprise) Upon my
word I
Hockman Oh, no; upon your note.
MldnlKhtFlyerrt.
"What you reading, sour' queried
the old farmer.
"Book on aerial navigation," replied
tho Bon, who will ruturn to college Id
September.
"Gosh! On alrahlps?"
"No; it tells how mosquitoes fly."
Not n I'lniuicler.
Clarence I hope you told your fa
ther that I had a few dollars In my
own right?
Edna I did, dear, and he says hi
U going to Investigate you.
Clarence Investigate mo? Good
ness, does ho think I am rich enough
to be Investigated?
Now He 1st Thrtvin.
"You are looking well. Harker"
"Yes; the doctor started to dlot me.
Toia me to read a list of all the dishes
l could eat."
"And you read ttr
"Yes, and then started eatlny every
eUsfe that was sot on lt,M
A FMalbla Nm4.
"I luive a hw eeheme la tiU bum
aaoe ll&.M
"What 1 Itr
Tel erfialM a aaity to Ibmhi
taswrasvc
l v ( .viiiUUUi .it illtJlii:ii U'l t li
fidvlco (ftbo beard of llcaltn his
haued an order for the ually die
lufuctlon of confo3slonal3 In all tiu
cbiirclies of Wic cup Ml. Prl s r
nighctlng tho oitl?r aic BtibJtoD t
tine aud Iu)pii30hincnt.
The skin should bo perf b'y cla"
be f ic the n a saving f tuu face 1b
begun. Use the complexion bms
wlili warm water and pure s ap.
Whet rubbing In u creum u1ah)s
have ail tho motions upward and
outward. Send tne ilattei eo palms
from cliio up to tin ear3 Muvr
tne litigor tips ubnut In little
tlrcles. prpsstnit lnsvrd ncoUy ant
bing careful n jt to pusti tiio llcsh up
InL't tiny lines. Do tnls niwavs at
nlgbt, and oveiy im rtil' g btthn the
face rtltli co'd unter, diln with
i;cntlo pats with an old towel.
Good News for All.
Bradford. Tenn., Oct 23. (Specl.-.l.
Scli'titltlc rese.ireh shows Kldne.-.
1'rouble to be the father of no man.
uleni's that news of a discovery o'
a Mire cure for It cannot fail to b
welcomed all o.er the country. And
nccorJmg to Mr. J. A. Davis of thi
place Just fitich a cure Is found In
Uod d'x Kidney Tt is. Mr. Davis says
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are all that I
l.iltned for them. They have doii'
me moro good than anything I have
over tiken. I had Kidney Trouble
very bad and after taking a few hose
of Do Id' Kidney I'llls I am com
ple:ely cured. I cannot praise then)
too much."
Kidney Complaint develops Into
Brlglit's DlsPiiHe, Dropsy, Diabetes
Uheiimnt'sin and otner painful an.!
'a till dlKeasc. The ;i fcginird li to
nre your kidneys with Dodd's KMnpy
Hills when tiioy show the tirst symp
torn of disease.
A little salt dUuded In warm
VfitT, ab nit one tudsponnful o one-
"hair cup tf water, will n move in-
llimmiiliti from eyill.s, te-Kieno I
ny the wind.
lr Iiul Kotin-.lyS K vtrltn tinry
urt'il Hi' of llriKht'r IDx-hvo ami OinTrl. Aliln D''7
m Uii f.ili-J iit. LI'MUonr liuriftiitl, O., I botlta
vlrt Wlnlow ItOOTlltNQ SYltOr ft chll
'ti tcntlilnr, eo.'tnus thn e". f1atM iaO
, itmii, M!ji )ln, orea ohotto. Prlivj
Inr s-icHen lioarmmc-ts try a lump
if botax, L.ie sl.o of a paa, dlasolvcti
in tho mouth.
At N'arriha'is n, S-xonv, thn au
f.'imliies tuiTC forbldd n thou o ol
r.no sireo'S b i any pi rsi n wearing at'
iliulu of dttSH Uut sweeps tue pavo
im nl.
A n Infi'c.binns disease Is mnro II tide
li ho titknn alter a h arty meal
nsi qiieiiily, ir ono Is ao g to s a a
f iiiiid mile I: g frmn un I i i g of i.nt
Icnr) it H a good Idea to far. a Rih
starclal meal tliKt. One bboul
never uo tito an in'eotpd area wi en
I 'i o.i'nsfiiiiHif.o ofovoilo.a log; the
pores aic all open of the body.
STRENGTHENTHE STOMACH
Dr. Wllllamii' Pink Pills Rcnlly Curo
Indlgoition Instead of Mo rely
Piollovlna Symptoms.
There aro plenty of romfdioHhywliir.il
yon can ri'lirtvo for tho time heartburn,
pain and gas on tlio Rtomacli and can
smother nervous souRulious and induce
arlilloial sleep. You can humor your
stomach by giving it prodigostod food.
Hut when 3011 take your next meal nil
yonr trouble begins nfrosh.
There is only ono sensible thing (o do.
Strengthen the Rtomacli nnd do awa
with tho necessity for drugs and urti
dotal foods. Tho best reined) over font;'
for this purposo is the ono (hat was uso
by E. K. Strong, of Caplovillo, tiholln
county, 'ftsnn.
"For years," ho Rtutos, "I BiifTonv"
gretily Irom indigestion. I tried nunr
dilTerent romeduM mul somo of tliei
would reluivo inn for a time, but ti
trouble always canin back. About si.
months ago 1 hud un liiiitsually bovu
attack, and while I tried everything
Dad ever heard of, I found that nono
tho ordinary remedies would roach tin
ditlioulty this timo.
"Ono day I n-ad in a Memphis paper
how Dr. Williams' Pink Pills had cured u
Michigan woman, a sufferer from chroni.
dyspepsia of a most stubborn typo. I
then tried tho wimo remedy "nnd it
proved just ns successful iuiuycuso. I
took only threo boxes, and was cured. I
havo not had tlio slightest fcyniptoma of
indigestion since. "
Tlio tonic treatment has a sound prin
ciple ns its basis, and abundant Htu:ce.N in
actual nso. Multitutlesof cases that Und
defied all other remedies havo been cured
by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Tho pilln
nerunlly make new blood and striken! tho
root of all diseases caused by bad blood.
They contain uo harmful stimulants or
opiates. Every dyspeptic should read,
wimi ro i!iir anil How to Kat. Write
the Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Sdieneo-1
tady, N.Y., for a frco copy, J
HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS
who goes straight to vork
to curo
Hurts, Sprains, Bruises
by th uzo of
nri i ik t
l r tt . r t
raarve unnaDDv nomes-
Both Husband and Children Mow Thousands
of Mothers Have Been Saved From Nervou
Prostration and Made Strong and Well.
A nervous, irritable mother, often on
tho vergo of hysterics, is unfit to care
for children t it ruins a child's disposi
tion and reacto upon herself. Tho
trouble between children and their
mothers too often la duo to tho fnct
that tho mother has some female weak
ness, and she is entirely unfit to bear
tho strain upon her nerves that govern
ing children involves; it Is impossible
for her to do anything' calmly.
The ills of women actliko a firebrand
upon tho nerves, consequently ninc
tenths of the nervous 'prostration, ner
vous despondency, "the blues," sleep
lessness, nnd nervous irritability of
women ariso from somo derauiremcnt
I of thn female or(aniMn.
' T"k ! J! 1 J
I Ml you UXpuni'IlUU llio MI IU-JIIC3MUI1
with restlessness, alternating with
extreme irritability? Are your npirils
easily affected, so that one ininuto 3011
laugh, mid tho next mluuta yon feel
like crying ?
Do yon feel something lileo nball ris
ing in your throat nnd threatening to
choke vou ; all tho senses perverted,
morbidly sensitive to light und sound ;
pain in tho ovaries, and especially
between tho shoulders; bearing down
pains; nervous dyspepsia, nnd almost
continually cross and snappy?
If so, your nerves aro in a shattered
condition, and 3011 are threatened with
nervous prostration.
Proof is monumental that nothing In
the world is better for nervous prostra
tion than Lydia ID. Pinkhain'H Vego
table Compound ; thousands und thou
sands of ivoinpii testify to thin fact.
Ask Krs. Plnklmra's Advice A Woman Bsst Un-Jcrstands a Wam;
'iiH-m ate 8 5.r tie's in tlio strut-ts
of Paris, and tlify rooresent a oust of
about thirty-live d liars eat h.
$:00 Reward, $100.
The renders of this paper will lie plrtiaed
to leant (lint there Is nt least one ureailed
(llfieaKo tlmt Hcletire has lien nhle to ctiro In
nil Ith stit(.'eH. nntl that Is ('ntnrrh. Hall's
ntnrrh Cure Is tne only positive care now
litiown to the medlenl frnternlty. ('ntnrrh
lelns t roiifUltntlonnl dUeme. rcoulreH a
'onatltuthinnl treatment. Hull's Calurrh
t'nrc U taken Internally, acting directly
upon the Mood nnd niueouj Btirrnees of the
system, thereby destroylns the foundation
ft the disease, nnd clvlni; the patient
tren;:th by building up the constitution mid
as-dating iinttre In ilolnj: Ita work. The
proprietors have so much faith la Its cura
tive powers tlint they offer One Hundred
Mollnra for any case that II rail to cure
Send for list of testimonials.
AddrcM F. J. CHUNKY A CO., Toledo. O
Sold by Urucfc'Ir'ts. ific.
Take Hall's Family Tills for constipation.
The eyps slioi-l I never be net rilessl
xn'sd to dust or living pa'tii oh of
nv kind.
I find PIho'b Cure for Consumption the
beat inedii ino for eroapy children. Mrs.
l' Callahitn, 111 Hull street, Parkwra
burg, W- Va., April Id, 1001.
Tho b'9t rest comes from goon
tiind sleop Of two men ur wonun
t her wise equ d. dm one who sleeps
ho more s tis aotntllv w li be the
mto li a'bh'ul, moral and elllclent
'ep 111 do much to cure irrtta
ill v of temper, peevishness ami
nnapplnrs.
18.00 AN AOKE
ur
Western
Canada
Is the amount that many
Inrmera will realize in nt
their wheat crop tills y cir
25 Bushels io the Acre
will be (he avcragv yield of when!
The land that this was grown on cost many of
the farmers absolutely nothing, while those wl o
wished to add to the 160 acres the Government
rrnuts, can buy laud adjoining at I'ltOM SO
TO $10 AN ACRE. Climate splendid, bchools
convenient, railways close at hand, taxes low,
I'"or 20tts Century Cnnnda" pam
phlet and lull particulars rcfardinif rates, etc,
A)ily for Inloiromloii to Siiporun nJtut of ImmUra
Hu.Utluwa, muiiuh.ui ti Vi V. lluuiiHlt,iiil Muw k nrk
Life UuUUiuu, Otunh, Ntb , Auth rnd Qunwntusut
riLM u; whr 70a tbli sdTtrtlivmtnt.
St.
1 Jf 7 '
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ineir oonaitiori iiruaiea
Mrs. Chester Curry, Leader of the
Lndies' Symphony Orchestra, 43 Sara
toga Street, East Boston, Muss., writes!
Dear lire. Plnklmni:
"For eight years I was troubled withe
tromo nervousness und hystorin, brought on by
irrogulai itlea. I could neither enjoy lifo noij
sleep nights: I was very irritable, norvouf
and despondent.
"Lydia B. Phikhnm's Vcgetblo Compound
was rocommcruicu rum proved 10 do Uio only
remedy tnac noiixMi ma 1 nave ami
hnnroved in health until I am now stro:
and well, and all nervousness has disa
nearcd."
Mrs. Charles P. Brown, Vice-Prcsl
dent of tho Mothers' Club, 21 Ccda
Terrace. Hot Springs, Ark., writes :
Dear Mrs. Pinkhnm:
" I dragged through nlno years of misernbla
existence, worn out with pain and itcrroua
ncss, until it seemed ns though I should fly,
I Uien noticed a statement of a woman trots
bled aa I was. nnd tho wonderful results cli
irriv.-u irom ij.ydia u. riniaioina vegetama
Compound. I decided to try it. I did so. and
t 1 .1 ,...n. . T .llir,
woman, my norvousnes3 was an cone. 1 .vn
...
no lontror irrltauio, unu my uusuanu reU la
lovo with mo all over again."
Women should remember that Lydia
F3. Piukham's Vegetable Compound U
tho medicine that holds the record for
the greatest number of actual cures of
female ills, and take no substitute.
Frt'o Advice to Women.
Mrs. Pinkhain. Lynn, Mass., invitee
all sick women to write to her for ad vice,
Mrs. Pinklmms vast experience with
femulo troubles enables hor to tell
you just what is best for you, anJ
she will charge you nothing for he
advice.
ills.
CASTOR I A-
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Biguuturo of
THE BEST COUGH CURE I
Couch Bvmns are nil cbean 3!
eiKiuh, but il; you should get a 4
4P rvnlli.n ef nmlivti ?.v.tn f I . . 4- i n i- V
X :nre for tho nrico of a small hnttln 2
V ot
ttr .
tho lcst courIi curo, you wouiw
hitvo ntntlc n bad barealn for ohm&
fintall bottle of Kemp's Balsam mayL
top the worst cough and save a
1 i fe, whereas t he cough. 'cure' ' thnt
docs not curo is worse than useless.
Sold by nil dealers nt 35c. and 50c.
FOR WOMEN
troubled with Ills Mcnllar to
cssslul. "tboroujlilycleanMS, kills disease esrms,
stops dlacUAiges, aels Uaatamatioit ma loci
torenoss,
Putins It in powder form to bn diiiolrcd lo purt
water, and Is tr mors cleansing, healing, enai:w.y
aud economical uun nquia auiuepiici mr u
TOILGT AND WOMEN'S SPECIAL OtJE
For ult at druggiito, CO cents a box.
Trial Box and Boole of Instruction! Prr.
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CURU WHtkt All Uil I All..
UiMl Oouutt Sjtub. TuU. Uou4. U
Id time. Huld ttr sriutct.u
N. II WW 4t. VnliK .NliH
1 f 1 11 rf hTLiaManikaA I lift lllOf
a m M .
1 liiiiiiiLMiii a i in IK11UI
Jacobs Oil
and saves lima, motto an4
got oul of mlaary qttlckJy.
Prto. 25. sut 5.