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Nemaha Advertiser
W. W. SANDERS, PuaiUHvn
'Nemaha,
Nebraska
Muyho Admiral Togo's clothes don't
Qt him. . IJut IiIh Jdl) docs.
Some of Iho walking delegate now
fc&va automobiles. 11'h a wonderful
Freckled girls nro Hnld to bo tlio
most arnlnblo. Not If they nro rod
'bended.
It 1b charged ngnlnut (ho 17ycnr lo
cust that It noiiiolltncH goU 11h dates
eulxed and cornea out ahead of tlmo.
Suo thoo Impudent literary peoplo
for slander, Mr. Rockefeller. Mukc
Ujcm prove It.
Mr. Rockefeller Is lounilng what tho
colleges think of tho man behind the
'ljundlo.
Dowlo Iuih been preaching to his fol
lowers on "Graft." What Dowlo nay
n that subject Is worth hearing. IIu'h
an authority.
When tho wlfo la too fond of dry
goods and tho husbnnd of wet goods,
tho financial finish of that family Is
oat hard to forecast.
Dr. Washington Gladden has recent
1y been discussing "new Bins." Has
somobody been revising sin in order to
'havo It moro up-to-dato?
Would that two-hoarted man, who
offers hla romalns for salo as an ana
tomical froak, bo guilty of bigamy If
lie gave a heart each to two women?
A. Topoka bank has failed, with do
lioaltB of $1,500,000. Tho man who is
reaponslblo muy as well got ready to
do bookkcoplng for five or lr yoars,
It has about reached tho point whore
sorao collogo wjll have to faco tho mil-
alo and show ita apreclatlon by con
ferring a dogrco on John D, Ttockc-
. teller.
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flLcttuco Is a healthful food. It Is
"oVoa good when used oxlornally. A
boy fell from a fifth-story window Into
a barrel of tho tender greens and es
caped Injury.
A dispatch from New York says the
Kquitablo fight cost Jlmmto Hydo $,
000,000. Still, ho needn't feol bad
about It Most of it was other poo
plo'g money, anyway.
There comes n story to the effect
rthat n young woman committed sul
elde bocauso she feared tho man she
was to mnrry was too good for her.
flho must have boon talking to his
mother.
Down lu Now Hampshire rccontly a
rman swam a mile for tho purposo of
Ifoeing on tlmo at his wedding. Even at
that ho probably had to wait for tho
forlda to put tho finishing touches on
her primping.
How truo Is tho stntomont wo know
not, but It Is no doubt well sustained
that $30,000,000 go overy month Into
Wall street from people of the cities
-and villages of tho entire country who
aro anxious to got somothlnc for noth
ing In Btock speculations, 00 per cent
or wuicu goes to. tho coiTcra of tho
brokers and their 25.000 omnloves
many of whom llvo In homes, of lux
ury. In ono building alone nro 7,r00
men dependent upon stock gambling
Ono soothing and amusing effect of
the public laundering of tho Equltablo
-dirty linen Is to show Uiat tho high
financiers tho men who buy n rail
road, system as tho rest of us buy a
pair of shoos are as human as wo
ure.. Tho spectaclo of theso mag
nates Jumping up and down, daring
each other to stop out in tho hall and
vociferating "Wow-wowmvowI" shows
that the exponent of haute finance Is
still swayed by carnal passions. Ills
money la only an Incident. Ho him
self Is very much n man, and when
hls toes aro trodden upon ho forgets
finance in an earnest desire to smlto
his enemy on tho nose.
As a contribution to tho 'tnlntct
monoy" controversy, that nindo by
Mrs. William Council Is so valuable
that It Bhould, or at least well might,
rovlvo Interest In that waning or
wanod Bonsatlon. Mrs. Oonncll, when
asked In a Brooklyn court why she
wouldn't llvo with hor husbnnd nni
wanted to deprlvo hlra of tho society
-of her children nnd his, presented uquo
. of tho usual wlfejy grievances. She
dld not chargo unfaithfulness, cruelty
or failure to support. , She only Insist
ed that tho money with which her
husband tried to supply hor In goner
ous quantltle3 was not good enough
for her or her children to llvo upon
because It was "earned" on tho raco
track. Sho callod It not "tainted," but
"dishonest," monoy, though we do no
understand, from tho reports of tho
-hearing, that its acquirement was at
11 dishonest, according to the stand
urdn of race tracks and those who fre
quent them.
fJ'o say that an educational associa
tion Is In Hcsstdu auy.whcrc or at any
tlmo, with distinguished laymen as
mrtlrlimnt.s In tho discussion, Is to
prepare one for another airing of tho
hrco U'H vomiis "fads" controversy.
The recent session of tho National Ifld
ucatlonal Association at Asbury Park
was marked by an "assault" on tho
so-called fads and a gallant defense of
the tin mo. Tho assailant was Mayor
McClollan of New York, tho defender
Dr. Harper, the eminent educator,
rorhaps there Is a real difference of
opinion between these gentlemen; If so,
neither succeeded In bringing It out.
There Is nothing irreconcilable be
tweon their respective views as report
ed. What Is true of tills debato is
rue of tho average threo It's debato
there Is more misapprehension than
actual divergence disclosed. Dr. Ilnr-
;or, we arc told, maintained that somo
thing moro Avas needed than that ev
ery child should acquire the threo It'fl
and then go to work, since wo stand
for equal opportunity and do not pro
pose to create a peasant class. Two,
perfectly true; but Dr. Draper certain
ly would not teach the so-called fads
and frills at tho expense of tho essen
tials. What tho "conservatives" as
sert Is that Ignorance of the three It's
is worse, more dangerous to tho Amer
ican ideal, than neglect of the orna
mental studies. Who will deny thls7
Tho chief purpose of public educa
tion, said Mayor McOIcllau, is to make
good citizens. This means that edu
cation must be moral as well as Intel
lectual. Isn't this precisely tho conten
tion of the progressives V The Now
York Mayor Is opposed to get-wlso-qulck
methods; does any rational edu
cator favor them? So all through tho
discussion. Neither side really attack
ed what tho other would care to up
hold. It is .Impossible to deny that
the essentials are essential. It Is Im
possible to deny that If, without sac
rificing tho threo It's, other useful and
refining things can bo taught In tho
schools, theso things should he added
unto tho rising generation. Tho ques
tion Is really ono of fact-whether or
not tho "fads" havo to any Injurious
extent displaced the essentials.
gA PERSIAN HEADACHE CURE.
Of- tho progress of medical sclenco
tho Persian people know Utile. They
divide diseases Into two classes, hot
and cold. A cold remedy Is applied
to a "hot" disease, and a hot remedy
to a "cold" ono. In "With tho Pil
grims to Mecca" tho author tells hlsi
exporlonco with ono of their pilgrims:
The evening beforo I loft Mecca for
JIddah I was suffering from a rack
ing hoadacho, nnd my friends advised
mo to consult a certain Arab physician.
In tho East they never break tho
Ice of sllonco with a remark on tha
weather. Tho customary opening is
to Inquire If you are In health. I told
tho doctor, In answer to his question,
that I had a bad headache, and had
corao to him to bo cured. He asked
mo on which side the head ached. I
touched tho spot, whereupon ho fell
to rubbing It vigorously with tho palm
of his right hand, calling out tho while
to tho urchin to fetch tho necessary
apparatus for tho forthcoming opera
Hon. Tho boy disappeared. In a few
minutes ho camo back bearing in both
hands u round, hollow plate of clay
lu which were a few lumps of burning
charcoal.
Tho next things ho brought in werfl
a couplo of Iron rods about twlco tha
length of an ordinary pencil, togethei
with a cup filled with a black liquid,
composed, If I mlstnko not, of starch
and tho soot of an oil lamp. Tho doc
tor thrust tho rods In tho glowing char.
coal. Tho fear of being branded bath-
ed my brow in sweat. The doctor as
sured mo I had no cause to bo afraid,
Tho tips of tho rods by this time
wero red-hot. Having dipped them In
tho cup of ink, ho closed his eyes, and
thou raised his voice In an Incantation
that lasted several minutes. Not a
slnglo word could I understand. When
It was over ho opened his eyes, and
"snylng tho word "Blsmlllah," proceed'
cd to draw with ono of tho rods, now
cool, on my right temple, llvo perpoa
dlcular lines crossed by flvo horlzonta
ones, thus forming sixteen tiny
squares. Several magic hieroglyphic!
besides wore Inscribed In the sara
manner behind my ears and on th
napo of my neck.
After every operation tho good doc'
tor would pause to asu mo, "Is the
pain gono now?" Four times did I tol
the truth; then, fearing further tattoo
ing, I assured tho persevering little
man that I thought I was bettor.
Ills Joy knew no bounds. Ho said
tho secret was left to him as an hi'
herltanco from his father, and that on
no account must I wash off tho sign
until tho next day, or tho pain would
return.
It Is terribly hard for a man wltt
a dog and u woman with a baby to
make peoplo bellovo the dog and thi
t . j ii . . , .
uauy unow uair as mucu na tnoy reai
ly do.
What an InsigniUcont Milug a pin
(9 1 Yet the aggregate dally output
of them n unit era nilllllons. In ono
factory in Birmingham, England,
.'17,000,000 of pins are made over?
working day.
A girl in Sedollu, Mo., who is
taking slnglm: lessons askod her
teacher; "Do you think I can ever
di unytblng vltu my voice?" Tho
professor very cautiously replied:
"Well, it may con e in handy in caso
ot fire. '
A rather Un'gh Ihh Btoiy is told by
a gentleman in Yorkshire, England,
und ho Is wiMitJK to lake his a ill -
davit Hint It b Hue While he was
sitting by the River Lovcn u pike
Jumped from the water, bit him se-
voioly on the foot and Jumped back
again.
Six Doctors Fulled.
South Bend. Ind.. Sent. 23.-(Sne-
clal.) After suffering from Kidney
Disease for three years, after taking
treatment from six different doctors
without getting relief, Mr. J. O. Laude
man of this place found not only relief
but a npeedy and complete cure In
Dodd'B Kidney Pills. Speaking of hla
cure, Mr. Laudeman says:
"Yes, I suffered from Kidney Trou
)lo for three years and tried six doc
tors to no good. Then 1 took Just two
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills and they
not only cured my kidneys, but gave
mo better health lu general. Of course
I recommended Dodd's Kidney Pills to
others and I know a number now who
are using them with good results."
Mr. Lnudeinun a case Is not an ex
ception. Thousands give similar expe
riences. For there never yet was a
case of Kidney Trouble from Backache
to Brlght's Disease that Dodd's Kid
ney Pills could not cure. They are the
only remedy that ever cured Brlght's
Disease.
SCRAPS.
Tho attendnncc at the Lewis and
JJIark oxposilion, wnlcli has beer
jood from tho first, is Increasing
steadily.
To maintain a steady and un
ireken mind, amid all the shocks o)
udtcrsity, forms the highest hunoi
of man.
There are moro cases cf Brlgbt'f
disease, in proportion to the popu
lation, in Washington than in aoji
other city in the United States.
The cause is attlbuted to excessive
loastiog and drinking.
In the anthills of Soutb Africa
suspension bridges formed of a deli
cate fiber liko a spiders web, have
been found passing from one gallery
to another, and spanning a space
moro than tlx inches wide.
Before securing a marriage llcorse
In California, the young couple must
swear that they are not insane. If
the parents of the principals were
consulted perhaps diversity of opin
ion would be expressed.
A Loudon physician declares that
lu many cases appendicitis results
from bad teeth. He asserts that
peoplo with good teeth rarely have It.
M'n (1 mini ( r t rl r Alnrml InAnn -
the teeth, he recommends a dally
booth brush drill In the schools.
Wo can only give what we have.
Happiness, grief, ayoty, sadness are
by natu'o contuglous. Bring your
hcaah and your strength to the
weak und sickly, and so you will be
cf use to them. Give them, not ynui
weakness, but your energy so you
will ievlvo and lifb them up.
GET POWER.
Tho Supply Co in cm from Food.
If we get power from food, why not
strive to get all the power wo can.
That Is only possible by use of skil
fully selected food that exactly fits the
requirements of the body.
Poor fuel makes n poor fire and a
poor lire Is not a good steam producer.
"Krom not knowing how to select
tho right food to fit my needs, I suf
fered grievously for a long tlmo from
stomach troubles," writes a lndy from
a little town in Missouri.
"It seemed as if 1 would never bo
able to find out the sort of food that
was best for me. Hardly anything that
I could eat would stay on my stomach.
Every attempt gave me hoart-burn and
filled my stomach with gas. I got
thinner and thinner until I literally
became a living skeleton and In tlmo
was compelled to keep to my bed.
"A few months ago I was persuaded
to try Grape-Nuts food, and it had
such good effect from tho very begin
ning that I havo kept up its use over
since. I was surprised at tho case with
which I digested it. It proved to bq
Just what 1 needed. All my unpleasant
symptoms, the heart-burn, the Infiated
feeling which gavo me so much pain
disappeared. My weight gradually In
creased from 03 to 11(1 pounds, my fig
ure rounded ont.vny strength came
back, and I am now able to do my
housework and enjoy It. The Grano-
Nuts food did It." Name given 'by
rcstum uo., iiniue urccK, Mien.
A ten days' trial will show anyone
somo rncts auouc ioou.
"Thore's a reason." . .
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RIOUS HUMORISTS.
IMcnnunt Jncidciitn Occur rluir the
World Over Buyl-iK that Are Cheer
ful to Old or VoiniK Ktintiy tielectloui
that You Will Kiijoy.
Tho stranger within the gates wus
watching a gang of men rcpnlrlug tho
streets.
"How do you pay those rammers?"
ho asked of tho contractor.
"By the day," was tho reply.
"Of course It's none of my business,'1
continued the other, "but If they wero
paid by tho pound they would proba
bly pound much oftener."
, Told lu Confidence.
Stranger now long have you been
farming in this section of the coun
try? Native Nigh onter forty years.
Stranger You must know the na
ture of the soil pretty well.
Native I reckon I do, stranger.
Stranger What do you find Is the
most dlfilcult thing to raise on your
farm?
Native Th money to run It.
What Aunty Lucked.
"Children, when I was your age 1
would not have laughed as you do at
my old nuuty."
"But aunty, maybe you didn't havo
an old aunty that was as funny as
ours." Omaha Bee.
' lu Honor Itound.
"I ain't dirty by choice, ma'am," tho
hobo explained. "I'm bound by honor.
I wrote a testimonial fur a soapmakei
once nn' promised ter use no other.' "
"Well, why don't you use that?" de
manded Mrs. Goodley.
"Because, ma'am, dat firm failed in
1 SS7." Philadelphia Ledger.
Not Worth It.
"Is that man you introduced me to
worth a million?"
"No he's got It, that's all." Dctroll
Free Press.
No Curve lu It.
Miss Sllmm Ho said I had "a first
class figure," didn't ho?
Miss Pepproy Not exactly. Ho said
your flguro looked llko a 1. Philadel
phia Press.
When the Mud Flew.
McFlub I see thbse baths at Baden
Baden are considered quite the thing.
Did you over take a mud bath?
Sleeth Well, yes, an Involuntary
ono. I ran for office onco. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Too Much to PnBH.
McSosh Can you direct me to the
principal hotel in town?
Policeman Yes, sir. Go two blocks
east and turn north. Then you go past
a restaurant; a cigar store, nnd four
saloons
McSosh nold on, I can't do that!
Whore's another good hotel? Clove
land Leader.
Alma Muter 8o Dear.
Farmer Jason Want a Job, hoy1
Aro ye a good, steady worker?
Bypath Blake Well. no. now you
speak of It. I havo to lake four months
olr overy year to go an' coach me old
college foot-ball team. Puck.
Kcceut Discovery hi Involution, 1005.
One Miiii'h Hcnoou.
The Maid Why don't you marry V
The Bachelor Cna't afford it.
Tho Maid But your lncorao Is sure
ly sufficient to support a wlfo.
The Bachelor Oh, yes; but it isn't
sufficient to support tho three or foui
servants sho wonld require to wait on
her. '
Cause and KUect.
Smlthkins Why don't you speak ta
Green any more? Has hoJbccn tolling
Ilea about you?
Browning No; tho measly sinner
has been tolling the truth about mo.
Green Apple.
"Why do you take the city census In
July?"
"Wo wait for the green npplo sea
son." "Why?"
"Bocauso much of our population hj
the suburbs will tljen.be doubled up."
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
IN THE BEST Of HEALTH
SINCE TAKING PE-RU-NA
IN POOR. HEALTH.
PAINS IN SACK.
SICK tlEADACtt?.S.
PE-RU-NA CUREft
Mrs. Lna Smith, N. Chorry street
cor. Line, Nashvillo, Tenn., -writes:
"I havo had poor health for the past
four years, pains In tho back and groins,
and dull, sick hcudnche, with bearing
down pains.
"A friend, who was very enthuslastU
about Pcruna insisted that I try it.
"I took it for ten days and was sup
pricd to find that I hud so little pain.
"I therefore continued to use it and a
the end of two months my pains had
totally disappeared.
" have been in tho best of henltt
since and feel ten years youngex- I
ant very grateful to you."
Catarrh of the internal organs gradu
ally saps away tho strength, under
mines the vitality nnd causes ucrvou
ness. Pcruna is the remedy.
An Austrian train thief, arrestee
it the Lyons station wearing stolen
alothes oalmy declared that he was i
:ollector of articles, mislaid in rail
way carriages.
Kemp's Balsam
Will stop any cough that
can be stopped by any
medicine and cure coughs
that cannot be cured by any
other medicine.
It Is always the best
cough cure. You cannot
afford to fake chances on
any other kind.
KEMP'S BALSAM cures
coughs, colds, bronchitis.
grip, asthma and consump
tion In first stages.
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