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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1905)
' wjil'juj u biwjiujuwjlh mm vat .Nemaha Advertiser W. V. SANDERS, PumTsMBn Nemaha, Nebraska When the licad'of the house sayi "we must economise nij dear,' It moans that his wife must d( without now things in order thnt he can afford tho usual number ol cigars. liaolc at Work1 Again. Buffalo, N. Y., May 22. (Spoclnl.) Crlpplcd by Kidney Dlsenfio till b could not stand on hln feet for tho hours required at his trade, V. II. Mc Lean, 00 East Ferry St., this city, had to quit work entirely. Now he's unci at jwork iiguin and he docs not hesltatf to gly'6 tho credit to Dodd's Kidnoj pins. "Yes," Mr. McLean nays, "I wns too bad, I had to quit. I could not stand on my feet for the nccassnry hours. It wan Kidney Disease I had, and a frlond advised mo to try Dodd's Kid ney l'lllo. I did so and after using six boxes am completely cured and am working as steadily as before I was lck." I recommend Dodd's Pills to any one afflicted with Kidney trouble" There is no form of Kidney Dlseas Dodd's Kidney Pills will not cure, They always euro Brlght's Disease tb most advanced and deadly Btago of Kidney Disease. Some fellows aro sucb scrapper! that they will pick a quarrel bofori it Is ripe. Hoit'h Till! 'Wo offer Qno Hundred Dollars Howard foi any csuso ot Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Hall. Catarrh Cure. 'If. J. OHIiNKV & CO.r l'rops.. Toledo, O. Wo the undorxlpnod Iihto known P. J. Clienoj for tho last 15 yours, and holloro him porfoctl) honor.ibla in nil uuslnoM trausuctlons anil nnari' daily nhlo to carry out any obligation made bj Uiolr firm. "WKstf&TitUAx.WlioIosiile Druggist, Toledo, 0, Waloimo. KiNifAX & MAiiviit, Wholesale Drugclsts. Toledo. O. Hull's Catarrh Curo Is taken Intornally. actlnt directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces ol tho KyHtem. lTlco 7So. per bottlo. Bold by all DriiRKlstJ. TotrtlmonlnW freo. Hall's family nils are the best. . DELICATELY PUT. Advance Agent Be sure to give our show plenty of good notices. By the way, have a cigar? ' Critic (lightinglt) Um-er phew Say Mr, Puffem pardon ray cuj iosity. CcrUloly. What is it? Why do you crIot your wife select your cigars? NOT IN THE SV?1M Mr. De Style-rWhy don't you in vite Mrs. Flrstflatt to your recopfr ion? Mrs.-Do Style-1 do not associate with such vulgar people. Vulgar? I should say so. She wears com monplace homo-grown teeth that never mat. nor a cent. GREAT CHANGE from Change in Ifnml. The brain depends mnch more on the stomach than we are apt to sup pose, until wo take thought In ,tho matter. Feed the stomach on proper food easy to digest and containing the proper, amount, of, phosphates, and thu healthy brain will respond to all do maud. A notable housewife in Buf falo writes: "The doctor diagnosed my trouble as n 'nervous affection of the stomach.' I waa actually so norvous that I could not sit still for five minutes to read tho newspaper, and to attend to my household duties was simply teipiwU. ble. I doctored all the time with rem edies, but medicine did no good. "My physician put me on all sorts of diet, and I tried many kinds of cereal foods, but nono of them agreed with me. I was almost discouraged, and when I tried Grape-Nuts I did so with many misgivings I bad no faith that it would succeed where rvcry thing else had failed. "But it did succeed, and you don't know how glad I am that I tried It I feel like a new person, I have gaiucd in weight, and I don't havo that terrible burning sensation in my stomach any moro. I feel so strong ogaln that I am surprised at myself. Tho street noises that used to irrluto mo so, I never notice now, and my mind is so clear that my household duties are n real pleasure." Name given by Postum Co., Battl. Craek, Mich. There's a reason. Now why was this groat change' made In this woman? The stomach and the brain had not been supplied with the right kind of food,, to. rgbuild. and strengthen tho serve centers in these organs. It is v absolute folly to try to do this with medicine. Tbero is but one sure way, and that hi to quit the old food that has failed and take on Grape-Nuts food which is mora than half digest Ml in the process of manufacture and is rick in the phophate of potash con tained la Cat natural grain, which unite with albumen and water th nty. three substance that will make i up the. soft gray filling in the thou eaa4a of delicate nerve center in th brain and body. Grape-Nuts food ii sure road back to hMttb to all sucD "WhcnfGrecJt Jfteiii Greek. Tho Lady' (to applicant) Why did ou leave your laut place?., a Tho Maid Why did your last maid teovo you? Tru In Bt Cnaca. Littlo Willie Say, pa, -what Is a bakerH dozen. Pa I hollevo it 1b thlrtoen ounces to l pound, my son. VUlble Proof. Smith They sny Enpeck'a wlfo mica him with a rod of iron. Jones I guess Hint's right. I saw. bor chasing him with a poker the1 ther day. Torrent. It happened on tho car platform. Tho margin the white tie had bocnl pilplng down the fumes of tho nofari-j us cigar held between tho teeth off tho lanky man for aomo time. Sudden ly ho turned and growled: "Say, what kind of n back-lot weed Is that, anyway?" "Sir," retorted tho lanky man, In In lured tones, "that Is a gcnulno 'por- fecto.' That moans it is perfect." "Does, ch? Well, I ngrco that it Is pcrfoct" "Glad you hnve some sense." "Yes, It is n perfect nuisance." Kucnurneed. Poarl All of their friends ndvlsed fhom to elope instead of being mnrricd fca tho regular way. Ruby I don't see why their friends thould care. Pearl Oh, yes. Elopers never ex poet wedding peracnts. Appropriate. "Lcvermon hno a now automobile. OaJla tho 'Jiu-Jitsu.' " "What on earth does he call it that for?" "Because it throws you off your feet so quick and is liable to break your" bones." "BrldR TVhLt Mrs. Lakeside I shall never plajr, another game of cards. I hav just thrown the deck In the Btovc. . Mrs. Thorp Ah, burning your bridge behind you, eh? Con Anybody Tell TVlj? A man always thinks ho looks like this when his picture Is being taken in a gallery. (And ho generally does look llko that) Indianapolis Sun. l-'alr Thirty. Gunner I don't, see you with that fall. brunette any more. Guyer No, I'vo given her up for fair. Gunner For fair, eh? Are you go ing to marry a blondo? Utac. , , Ida Yes, she used to be an old "flame" of Jack's. May And did she take it hard When Jack married? Ida Yee, then she was n bluo "flame." Band. Patron Say, thlB strawberry short cake is the limit; but I'm going to cat it if it kills me. Walter That's what I call grit. Patron Grit nothing. These straw- berries nrc full of pebbles. Bnnkocd, She The author of tills novel saya there should always be plenty of con fidence in love. no Quite right Love Is nothing but a confidence game. Btire Blun. Jack I declare Helon Is getting prettier every day. Dick You only think that becausd every time she comes out sho has aii uglier bulldog. JllfKHllUII. Mrs. McFlub Your husband seems 1 1. itl -. a. io uc yuriu verauuie. lias no ever In finest lines of midnight excuses yon v.v. llv-mrw i T mil.. ..Ill l i I'olltencflB Annreclnteil. Young Lady (tailor made) Take ray seat, plea. Old Lfldy (ncar-slght(d, but grate ful) Thank you, air. You nre tho only gcntleroan in the car. London Tit Bits. A RegnUr Critic. "Doe her husband know mucii ol tniuric?" "Yea, m aoon as she Is going- to play 1m &m out" Brooklyn Life. " y ' MILDRED : z . x KELLER. RESTORED TO HEALTH. THANKS TO PE-RU-WA. Friends Were Alarmed Advised Change of Climate. Miss Mildred Keller, 718 13th street N. W., Washington, D. C, write: "I esin safely recommend Pcrtmn for catarrh. I hnd it for years and it vronld rwpond to no kind of treatment or If it did It was only temporary, and on the slijjlitftM proToention the trouble would come back. " wns la Bitch a state that my friends were alarmed about me, and I was advised to leave this climate. Then I tried Peraaa, and to my great (oy found It helped me from the first dose I took, and a few bottles cured me. "It built up my constitution, I re gained my appetite, and I feel that I am perfectly well and strong." Mildred Keller. We haYc on file many thousand testi monials like the above. We enn give our renders only a slight gliinpfl of the vast array of unsolicited endorsements Dr. Ilartiuan i receiving. To boil tlsh place the bird iu a kettle of cold water and let it boil so gently that the water will remain about as warm as a June day. By ho doing the Qsn can. swim about in tho ketilc and come to the table along with the other guests in a nob overheated condition. It will tako about eight minutes to cook a one pound tisl). Angel Cake Chop up green apples, raisins and bananas iu quantities to suit. Stick tbetn in dough. Feed to the children and tho angel part will materialize. ANOTHER LIFE SAVED. Mrs. G. W. Fooks, of Salisbury, Md.. wife of G. W. Fooks, Sheriff of Wico mico uounty, says: "I suf fered with kid- nei' comnlalnl for eight year. ii cume on ma gradually. I felt tired and weak, was short of breath and was ,tror bled with bloating aftef eating, and my limbs wen badly swollen. One doctor tnlri mn it would tlnally turn to Brlght'B Disease. I was laid up at one time for three wecfcB. I had not taken Doan's Kid ney Pills more than three days when the distressing aching across my back uiaiiiipcarea, auu i was soon entirely cured." For sale by all dealers. Price BO cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. UNITED STATES IMPORTIHB CANADA WHEAT IS NOW A FACT CJKT A. VUr.t, JIOMESTE4.D TN WESTERN CAJ4AUA rbuTion t tin in - '"' "n.";r' wiu"t .w!t Tff mt RCelfKLB TO THE ACItfC Th. d UtUf .t.p wlU alio JUM aM. lult tllatta, tied oohi.li it wuickl,icll.nl iaukiUn NtlllllM Ayplr ttr Inform. 1p o Buporjntmdont ef Jt(ira; Uta'BatldlBC, Omba, Nob ,'Au'tfcoriiad.' Ootornnioal rioao ir whoro a " Ut ailTortiioraoit. i PLEASANT THU NEXT MOKNINS t FICL BRIGHT AHO NSW AND MY COMPLEXION IS 1STTIR, LANE'S FAMILY MEDICINE All dniHliU IjUUafbriaaUH oto. aBdUaU. Bo, li te Mr daotar ajt H aoli otl cb th ojmtili. IUw Ud kldaoM d U ploaaaal laiaklro. TkU driak la ata4afroa kataa, d U praBtred for aa aaillj aa HTJliTOE OP TBI WEEK- TORIEO TOLD BY FUNNY MENj OF THE PRESS. Od, ChHobs and I.askabU Pfaa ttfj Uatatan Ketnr Oraphlcalljr Tartray 4 tr JJClnrat Word Artlata f Our Ovrn Dwy A liadgat f Tnm. They had been engaged for thrft wcokot "And am I tho first man you evor kissed?" he asked. "Well," she replied, "you are the first man that failed to ask mo tho question immediately after we had os culated for the first time. It has taken you nearly a month to got around' to it." Had Done Mm H.t. "To think," said the aggrioved wife, "that after having been married for forty years, I should catch you in a lie! I thought you were a model hus band." "But, my dear," paid the repentant husband, ' haven't I mado a pretty good record in keeping you in. the dartc fer forty years?" Superior fVex. "Man," remarked the boarder who reads the scientific pages of patent medicine almanacs, "can stand a heat of 300 degrees." "True," replied tho young man who floorwalkn in a dry goods emporium between meals, "but some women get madder thnn that" Uotireen Friende. The Plain Girl Mamma advised mo to maijry the first man who proposes. Whnt do you think of that? Tho Pretty Girl Oh, I suppose your mamma means well, but I couldn't conscientiously advise you to wait that long. Wlulted to Be Accurate. The oldest inhabitant still possessed a little wit. "Have you lived in the village long?" asked the stronger witliin the gates. "Nnw," answered the aged man, "only sense I'wtns bom." Sentimental. "She was a woman," said the poet ical boarder, "whose beauty turned men's hearts to fire." "And their necks to rubber, I sup pose," ndded tho prosy old bachelor. Beating; the Bachelor Tax. we srts up to m to sDt'Srrjo rftr Tax coMrrswM St. Louis Chronicle. Called th Tnrn. TJb elderly maiden recently inher ited a 640-acre farm, Later a young man from an adjoin, tag village appeared upon the scene. "Will yea he my wife?" he skd, "I love you with my whole heart" "Tfov tho land's sake I" exclaimed ta iAd oM girl ASrSK JJOrtMT ONLY flE Nftjfa CUTICURA, THE SET, 1.00. 1 Complete Treatment for Kvory Hu mor, from liuiloa Ut Bcrofnlu, from Infancy to Aro A Set Oftn Cure. Cutlcura Treatment is local and con itltutlonal complete and perfect, pure, swei't and wholesome. Bathe tho affected surfaces with Cutlcura Soap and hot water to cleanse the skin of crusts and ncalos and soften tho thickened cuticle, dry without hard rubbing, and apply Cutlcura Ointment freely to aliay itching, irritation and Inllammatlon, and soothe .and heal, md lastly take Cutlcura Resolvent Pills to cool and cleanse tho blood, and put every function In a state of healthy , activity. More great cures of simple,1 scrofulous and hereditary humors ore' aauy made by Outlcura remedies than oy all other blood nnd skin remedies, i rtutlronrin nnd Progress fn his testimony before the Senato Committee on Interstate Commerce at Washington on May dth, Prof. Hugo It. Meyer of Chicago University, an ox pert on railroad management, mado this statement: "Let us look at what might hnvo happened if we had heeded tho pro tests of the farmers of New York und Ohio and Pennsylvania (In tho seven ties when grain from thu west began pouring to the Atlantic seaboard) and acted upon the doctrine which the In terstate Commerce Commission has enunciated time and again, that no man may be deprived of the advant ages accruing to him by virtue of his geographical position. Wo could not have- west of the Mississippi a popula tion of millions of people who aro prosrHiroHs and are great consumers. We never should have seen the years when we built 10,000 and 12,000 miles of railway, for there wonld have been no farmers west of the Mississippi Riv er who could hnve used1 the laud thut would have been opened up by tho building of tlwse railways. And if wo had not seen the years when we could build 10,000 and 12,000 miles of rail way a year, we should not have to-day cast of the Mississippi a steel and Iron producing center which is at once tho marvel and the despair of Europe, be cause we could not have built up a steel and Iron industry if there bad been no market for its product "We could not have in Now England a groat boot nnd shoo industry; wo could not have in New England a great cotton milling Industry; we could, not have spread throughout New York and Pennsylvania and Ohio manufacturing industries of the most diversified kinds, because those industries would have no market among the farmers west of tho Mississippi Illver. "And while the progress of this coun try, while the development of the agri cultural west of this country, did mean the impairment of the agricultural value east of the Mississippi River that ran up into hundreds of millions of dollars, it meant incidentally the building up of great manufacturing In dustries that added to the value of this land by thousands of millions of dollars. And, gentlemen, those thingB were not foreseen in the seventies. Tho statesmen and the public men of thl country did not see what part the agri cultural development of the West was going to play in the industrial develop ment of the East And you may read tho decisions of the Interstate Com merce Commission from the first to the last and what iu one of the greatest characteristics of those decisions? The continued inability to see the question in this large way. "The Interstate Commerce Commis sion never cm sec anything more than that the farm land of some farmer hi decreasing in value, or that some raaa who has a Hour mill with a production of 50 barrels a day Is being crowded out. It nover can see that the destruc tion or impairment of farm values In this place means the building up of farm values In that place, and that that shifting of values Is a necessary, .incident to tie industrial and manu facturing development of this country. (And If wo shall give to tho Interstate Commerce Commission power to regu late rates, w elnll no longer have our rates regulated on the statesmanlike basis on which they have been regu lated In the past by the railway men, who really have been groat statesmen, who really havo been great builders ot empirets, who have had an Imagination that rivals the Imagination of the great cat poet and ot the greatent inventor, and wuo nave operated with a courage and daring that rivals the courage and daring the greatest military general. But wo shall have our rates regulated by a body of civil servants, bureau crats, whose besrttlng sin the world over Is that they never can grasp a sit uation in a large way and with the grasp of the statesman; that they nev er can ee the fact that' they are con fronted with a small ovil; that that evil Is relatively small, and that it cannot be corrected except by the creation of evils and abuses which are infinitely greater than the one that is to he corrected." a rati