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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 31, 1905)
Medical Skill Mnil Almost Kxhntuted Ttnolf lu Vuln Attempt In Hollrvu Her A JtemnrUithlo JUMilt. Tho rocovorjr of Miss Gortrnile L, Brill to of tfrcat intercut to tho medical world. A vory bud cottgh followed a novoro rtfc mok of pneumonia Itncomod impoflsi lo to break it up or to restore hor troiifth, which hud boon imdljr nndor tiitiud. In h.,i!u of tho best efforts of Iho dootors iiiid tho uho of euvoral ndvor liscd modes of treatment hor condition iuily grow moro serious. Sho finally ilncontinuod nil mcdiciuo and gavo her Kilf up to despair. " What wna your condition at thin rimo?" nho was asked. My fitomnch was so wank I conld not k;ep food down. I suffered from con itiiut nutiKea. My kidnoys woro in ter riblo coudi tion. My foot and ankles wore iwollon so badly that it pained mo ovon to stand on them. I wan very bilious. My heart was in bad. hapo no I could ot ko up nod down stairs or stand any BxorMon orBloopina natural position." " It iiooniB a wondor that you should evrr lmvo rocovored. How did it ' You may VA.I1 tall it a nmrvoi, but Dr. "Williams' Pink Tills wrought it. Nouo of my friends thouiht I could livo many mouths lougor. My parents had no hopo. Just then a pamphlet adver ting Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Cooplo was thrown in our door. It was grout ovont for mo. Theso pills saved tno from t lio gravo. Within a week from tho timo I began to tako thorn I folt bot tor, and in threo mouths 1 was entirely woll. I cannot praiso Dr. Williams' I ink Pills too highly and I dearly hopo mat my experience may bring good to lomo other sufferers." Miss Bull, who was so remarkably tared, resides at Union Grovo, Illinois, U.Vill.j,..B' Pink Pills not immediately n tho blood, purifying and enriching it. lu all debilitating diseases, such as king troubles, grip, fevers, and in nil mmm hi which tho pvstem is thoroughly Eindows, these p'.ll.s perform wonders, hey are sold by nil druggets through tat tho world. A valuable booklet on liseasosof tho blood, will bo sent freo lo any ono who applies for it to Dr. Wil liams Modiolus Co., tfcLouectady, N. Y. Manx Bchool Children Are Sickly. Mother Orsy't SwmI Powder for Children, lied hy Mother Grey, a urie In Children's Home, Now York, 11 reek up Coldi In U bonri, care Cos Ill iUon, Fererlihnets, Heedeohe, Stomsoa 1'roublei, TeethUe Disorders, more end regulate Um bowels end Destroy Worms. Bold by ell IruatrUU or by well, Xa Bern pie welled VRML iddreie Alum S. Oimtie, Le Boy, N. Y. There 1b ncthlng cheap in life un less It 1 bought wlth.tbe cash. K 400-ACRE FARM YIELDS 20 PER. CENT PROFIT IN A YEAR. Vliut a Mercer County (Ohio) Fnrmer Itccoivcd from Oue Year's Crop. Kxtructa from an Interesting letter from P. II. Rynhard, of Starbuck, Haultobn, Oanada, gives an excellent Ideu of the prosperity of those who Have gone from the Unltod States to Oauadn. He saya: "I bought, August, 1003, 480 acres t land, paying $12,000 for It We threshed 2,078 bushels of wheat and between 1,200 and 1,800 bushels of oats wid barley from 200 acres. But part X the wheat went down before tilling and was not harvested excopt for hay. iTlic crop was worth at threshing Uma 13,000. Besides 120 acres laying idle except a timothy meadow which Is not tecludod In this estimate. Counting U value of the product and the in crease of value of land will pay me or thaa 36 per eent ea the lnveet amesit Two brothers In the mom aelgh fjornood bought 100 acre each six fmm ago. They hay not done a sin 0to thing to this land except to fence It and break and cultivate about on fcair of k. Harvested last year 28 twuhela wht per acr. This year 27 fjuaaala per acre. They can get any 4my 135 per acre. Ths are only a few of many hundreds of such cbanoes. It looks like boasting, but truth U dastlflable and the world ought; t etaow It, especially the homo-seaker. M Irnnw nt nnlf a tnvr furnir that have made fortunes in from 10 to 20 years, retired with from $20,000 to inn nnn Writing concerning another district in the Oauudlan West, S. L. Short sayst "Dear Sir I have to inform you eltnt T linvA 1unr rwtlirnnd from thl iTarrnh rlror rmmrrv t.i Saskatchewan wnero 1 located land of tho very flneai . ... . I i . r proud of, and will move in the spring Tr.i t.t Ann nn otlll TtlnwtllC llOr A mlia cllmato and beautiful country U aVUil U 1 tie ViV L kiu iui . m wv m A. .1 CS n mm III MIIIIT. w 1 M A u ta SB. m. w vr v n e . i 1 . A. t 1. i- ll.u. OO .Aette fPlw onntrv excewlea my expectuuona t . Im iiftnlr rlilnlrnr nn tilt UuBlratlons sent out in descrlptlvi nmphlets, I have uoen in many veai ru States, but the soil oxcels any UrtM 3(1 t " t il an iv The Canadian Government Agent, t different points report that tho In utrlcs for literature and rallroat lea. eiC. 10 VL3ieiH UUWiUU UIB Ul! l . i nr.. rlnti i.ln .rk .111 inp-t in tho history of their worli. Odd, Cnrlotm ntid LntiRhnblc IMineea of Ilumnti Nature Orniihlcnlly I'ortrny d by Kmltieilt "Word ArtlHte of Our Ovrn Day A Huduct of Fun. He (ut broakfaBt) Do you remem ber Wuggsby, who bombarded us with rice whon wc wore married? Sho Yes. What of him? Ho Oh, nothing, only I've Invited him to tako dinner with us to-morrow, and I want you to make some of your famous biscuit A Double Coitipnrlnon. "My love for you," said tho widow er, with the bald pnto, "is like a ring, because there Is no end to It." "And my lovo for you is also llko n ring," rejoined the Biimmor girl, "bo cnusc It h'iK no beginning." TIIh Idea-A Cinch. W5 Iirst Trump Say, Itngsy, do you fenr deatli? Second Tramp Naw; I once heard n preacher say that death was ono long-continued sleep. PIny7nKHnfe. Mrs. Youngwcd The cook left this morning, and I will havo to got tho fllnnor myaclf. What would you llko for mo to cook, dear? Mr. Youngwcd Oh, any old thing that you know I don't like. Ilia Little Scheme. Pcckem My wife novor pays any at tention to what I soy. Enpcck 'Mlno does at times. Pcckem How do you manage it? Bnpcck I talk in my sloop. INFORMATION Uncle JoshBe yew th' feller what answers qucshtions? Clerk Yes. What would yon Ilka to know? Undo Josh Heow much do yew git a week? Flattering Beaux. Girls, bowaro of flattering beaux, for while as friends thoy nlwnys peaux, they often turn out to be foaux; thoy flatter your oyos, mouth and noaux, and praiso your makeup from head to teaux. Thoy tako you to balls, par ties and shoaux thoy say a good deal, but it seldom geaux; sickly smiles oft conceal their weaux, for thoy are as flcklo as the wind that bleaur. Should Try the Cab. "Hoy, there, cabby, do you think that horso can curry us both to tho station?" "I dunno. Why don't yo rldo in th' cub, nnnyhow?" So Saya "Uncle Snin." "You will havo to pay extra for this," said tho customs olllcer to the returning tourist. "Why should I pny extra?" asked tho traveler. "llecuuso," replied tho obdurate ofll-j ciat, "It's ju;;- -i)t;.' j "IJt'cnusc it is dangerous," sho re plied. "I read about n man who turn od tho rub so low that tho lack of prossuro extinguished tho spark and lio wna asphyxiated." "Don't you bo alarmed, darling," ho said encouragingly, ns he Boated him self by hor side on tho sofa. "Just feel tho muscle of this strong right arm; there isn't going to bo hny lack of pressure about this spark, and don't you forgot it." And It came to pnss Just as ho pro phesied. Modern Enterprise. Homer Snnders, tho grocer, Is ths most enterprising chap I over met. Nixon Whnt's tho answer? Homer lio advertises to give away a parachuto with each gallon of koro scno ho sells. Nixon Slashcm, the barber, ia equally ns enterprising. Homer What's his scheme? Nixon He has a card In his window offering a packugo of court plaster froa with each shavo. Sho Didn't Mind It. Mistress 'Nora, you shouldn't use kerosene to light the fire with. It's dangerous. Norah 01 alius used it at me last place, mum. Mistress And you never got blown up Norah Sure, an' 01 did, mum 'moat lvery day, by th' missus. The Real Thing. "What is tact, mamma?" asked small Floramay. "Tact, my dear," replied the know ing mother, "Is a woman's ability to mako her husband bellevo ho is hav ing his own way." Now He's Pnzzled. "My dear," said Mrs. Growells to hor husband, "don't yon think it would bo a good idea to have your life in sured?" "No, I don't," he snapped. "If I were to do that It would Just be my fool luck to live forever." "Oh, well, then," replied Mrs. G.f "if there's any likelohood of that, don'i do It." WANTED. Canae and Effect. Jnyeon I wonder what caused the advance In the price of whout? Payton rrobnbly thnt Chicago jrir' who won a millionaire husband through her ability to mako broad l responsible for It. Jayson Why, how's that? Payton Moro than likely every girl In tho country who heard of the alYnh Is now practicing the brend-maklns act, and the result Is an increase In the demand for Hour. Seo? The Secret Out. She I wondor what makes the wid ow Gray so popular with the men? H Oh, she always shuts up and listens when a man wunts to talk. Mniiiiiin Wuh Shocked. "Mr. llugglns asked mo to murrj him last night," said tho blushing damsel. "And what did you sny?" asked hei mother. "Why," replied tho fair maid, "I told him to ask you." "Ask me!" exclaimed tho astonished parent. Why, my dear, you surely wouldn't want your poor old mothe: to commit bigamy, would you?" Lifted. City Cousin Now, you farmen don't have the trouble of houso hunt lug llko city folks. Kansas Uncle Don't, oh? Well, I'vi been hunting for a holism thut tho cy clone curried awny for two yturs and I . i ,-. i i) ... . . .... V . . t . Unqualified Success Vegetable Compound in Cases of Mrs. Fdai and Miss Adams. Ono of tho greatest triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkhnm's Vegetable Compound is the conquering ox woman's dread enomy, Tumor. So-called "wandering pains' may come from its early stages, or tho pres ence of danger may bo mode manifest by excessive menstruntion accompanied by unusual pain extending from tho ovarlos down tho groin and thighs. If you have mysterious pains, if thoro ar& indications of inflammation ulcera tion or displacement, don't wait for time to confirm your fours and go through tho horrors of a hospital opera tion; secure Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound right away and begin Its uso and write Mrs. Pinkham of Lynn, Mass., for advice. Bead theso strong lottoro from grate ful women who havo been cured: Dear Mrs. Pinkham: (Firefc Lottor.) "In looking over your book I roe that your mediclno cures Tumor of tha Uterus. I havo beonto a doctor and bo tolls mo I havo a tu mor. I will ba more than grateful if yon con help ma,M I do w dread an operation." Fannlo D. Fox, 7 Chestnut St ,Bradf ord,Pa. Dear Ifrs . Pinkham : (Second Letter.) " I take the liberty to congratulate you on tba eucceasl have had with your wonderful medicine. "Eighteen months ago my monthlies stopped. Shortly after I felt so badlyl sub mitted to a thorough examination by a phy sician, and was told that I had a tumor on the uterus and would have to undergo an opuration. " I soon after read one of your advertise ments and decided to give Lydia E. Pink ham' b Vegetable Compound a trial. After taking five bottles as directed, the tumor is entirely gone. I have again been examined lYdIa E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound PHONOGBAPBS IN THK FU- XUKHi. Mother "Whab in tho world sbal "re do? Our son cannot afford to narry, yet he Is determined on it." Father-' I'll fix him. The very lext night he comes In late, I'll tart that old phonograph to screeoh ug out some of your midnight talks io me." At a dinner glvon by an EnRllsb jobleman an old gentleman rose to jroposo a toast, and, though his )penlng sentence wasenthuslustiealjy ippauded, it was evidently not quite hnt ha hnd intended it should be 'I feel." said he, "that for a vorv 3'aln country squire like myself to tddress tbls learned company as in leed tocastpearls boforeswlna." It flras some time beforo ho understood vhy his hearers laughed so uproar ously. HAD SOME EFFEOT. Housekeeper-"So you are located it DalryvilleV That's where oar nllkman comes froa." Rural Pastor-" Yes, he Is a regular tttendant at our ohurcb, and always vppears deeply Impressed during the lervlces." nousekcoPer-"YesI I've noticed that his milk is always richer on Mondays than on other days." The Easier Wa7-Travers-"I hoar rou are lecturing on the strenuous life," Palavers-"Yes, I R0 tired' of ausflng, and it'so s much easier to fcH other people what to do than It s to do things one's solf l"-Detrolt ?rco Press. THAT BEAUTIFUL COMPLEX ION. irSnfcf"?!83 De RoBO tel,s me ine n or ted her beautiful complei- on from her pranrlmoiher. " Worth A ThiMiMinil Tim Its Cost TniS IS NO OBDINA Ft Y OFFER. Send 10 cents, today, before you torRet it. Wo will mall you, postpaid, the handsomest and Jiost valunblo Uoolclet ever pub 'ished. Its monds nnd It may Hunt your path to dches Yon without one-money refunded if not nrt P it 1.. i f m . I'linruLiy suusrxciory. STAN DA II n TUAnrwp. n..ir if 1 & X 4.1 VI VJU III PA NY 80 WEST 21st ST. NEW rORK (H'PY, of Lydia PinKham by tho physician and he says 1 havo no dim of a tumor now. Ifc has also brought mf monthlies around onco moro; and I an entirely woll . I shall novor bo without a bot tlo of Lydia Pinkbatn's Vcgetablo Compoasf in tho houso." Faunio D. Fox, Bradford, Pe Another Case of Tumor Gnre4 by Lydia E. Plnkliam't Veget bio Compound. Doar Mrs. Pinkham: " About threo years ago I had Intense pass in my axonmcn, witn cramps ana ragir neauacnes. muo uoctor proscnooa lor nt but finding that I did not get any better 1 examinea me ana, to my surpruo, I had a tumor in the uterus. "I felt euro that it meant mv death i and was very disheartened. I spent hundr of dollars in doctoring, but tho tumor ke growing, till the doctor said that nothing 1 an operation would savo me. Fortunatehn corresponded with my aunt in the New En and States, who advised me to try Lydia a. nnitnam's vogetabie compound beiora sab mitting to an operation, and I at onco starteJ taking a regular treatment, finding to zap great rellof that my general health began M improve, and after three months I notice) that the tumor bad reduced in ska. I kept on taking the Compound, and in ten months it had entirely disappeared without an oper ation, and using no modicino but Lydia & Pinkham's Vegotablo Compound, ana words foil to express now grateful I am for tho pool it ha done me." Miss Luella Adams, Colos nade Hotel, Seattle, Wash. Such unquestionable testimony proves the value of Lydia E. Pinkhamv vegetable Compound, and should giv confidence and hope to every siek woman. Mrs. Pinkham inritet nil milhsg women to write to her at Lynn, Maou for advice. Undo $3.50 SHOES Mod. y. Ti. DoorIhr mmketi and seUs ntpr Men's S3.no shoes than nnr other manufacturtir In tha world. SlO.OOO uhjuui w anj one woo tu auproT vmt Mi TV. Im Donslas S3.B0 shoes are th arratet sellers la Una world became of their exoellont tyle, easy lit tins; aad inperlor wenrlng: qnalitles. Ther mrm utt an Kood as tliose that cost rroaa 10.00 to 117:00. The ONlr dlfferene l tha price. XV. L. Doaxclas 93.SO sasea port more to ak, bold their aaap better, wear longer, and are of a-reaUar value than nay othertVJ.no shoe on th market to-day. "W. JL. Boosjlas iw. antnes thlr TaJne hy Btaapiar hlsr una and price on the bottom mf aaefet shoe. Iaok tat It. Take bo sabstltiita. W. T. Doas;las S3.S9 shoes ara soM thro ash hUown retail stores In theprla Isal cities, and by shoe dealers evenu where. Mttsuatter where yon lira, W. tm Doaflas shoes ara within yonr reashu EQUAL 0M.OO SHOE. Jlmve ttern W. I. Pugat f3M fpr Vtart, and mntiiirr tktm rqnal lo any ISM to now on the market. Thtv .have own tntir tatitjetum." Win. If. Awlirfn, Rud SttaU Agent, Kenui City, lit. Boys wear W. L Doajslas S3.S0 aad 92,99 shoes becans tksy fit better, hold their sbspe and wear longer than otber auk. W, L. DugtatjUM Ctrona OolttUn in hit ti.S0 iHati. Cortna Cflt u eoncrdtd to I Ike Jtntit pattnt leather produced. PtLxi Color Bytleim will not wear Brntiy. TV. L. Oonclsa hu the lariattihoe mftllimfftr bastntM In Uie world. No trouble to not tit br mall, at eentii estrs prepsr delivery. pars delivery, urination, urxttftr ir yon aeiire lurmsr inionnauon, i Ulwitrattd Catalogue of Spring tilvlee. .jf pics. Drockloo, Msii. MT. L. UOUOLAS. Tho uely woman who acts as Judge at a beauty show seems a little out of place, to say the least of It. Perhaps you wouldn't notice the 11) rasinoers of others so much if you would pay more attention to youi own. BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh oi the stomach. The aroaa of tbo principal cities ol tho Uolted States are: New York, 209,218 ncres; (Jhlcngo, 122,008 acres; Philadelphia, 82.993 acres Boston, 27,251 acres; St. Louis, 30,277 acros Clpvnlnnd 20 880 ncrps. curls wtiti mj. Use iuis. Ej In iim. V.M !irtrnl(IK. I"' In time. So'd br draiitrtt. ism N W. U. SflO -13 YQKlLxNEll f