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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 31, 1905)
What is Castoria. QASTOBIA is a harmless substitute for Oastor Oil, Paregorio, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilatos the Food, rogulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. . The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of Ohas. H. Fletoher, and has been made under his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment, Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. ii iDr F' 1G,cr"ld Dlnttnor, of Buffalo, N. Y., says : "Your Cnstoria la rood for children nnd 1 frequently prescribe It, always obtaining tho desired results." n..tP,: SVA. "onsrneher, of St. Tnul, Minn., says : "'I have ued your --n-L'V ri' ?1ted,f Ju m7 Practlco with Rood results, nnd can recommend It as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." 1 i AVcBclablcPrcparalionfor As similating the rood and Res u la ting the S tomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digcslion.Checrful nessandRest.Contalns neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. ot Narcotic. lttap arOtdBrSAMVELPmmR Pumpkin SteL jilx.Smmi St til hfirrmint -Ol Cart anatt Sol fSnnSted -Ctflrifat Silcrtr . Apcrfect Remedy for Constipa tion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. I I- l ! .111 Facsimile Signature of NEW "YORK. urn (ACT COPY OF WRAPPER. fl ,Df" F J DennlB of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I ltavo used and prescrlbd yonr Castoria In my snnltnrlum and outside practice for a number of years and find It to be tin excellent remedy for children." Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: results from lm use, the case of my own baby and find It pleasant to toko, and have obtained excellent res ii it ft from itn tio " m Dr. J. K. Simpson, of Chicago, III., saya : "I hare nsed your Castoria la cases of colic In children and hare found It the beat modlclne of Its kind on tho market" Dr. K, K. Esklldson, of Omaha, Neb., says: "I find your Caatorla to bo a standard family remedy. It la the bot thine for Infants and children I bare ever known and 1 recommend it" Dr. L. R, Robinson, of Kansas City. Mo says: "Your Castoria certainly has merit. Ib not Ita aire. Its continued use by mothers thronjh all these years, and the many attempts to Imitate It, sufficient recommendation t What can a physician add? Leave It to the mothers." Dr. Albert J. Weston, of Cleveland, O., saya: "I have used your Castoria la my practice for the past eighteen years with the staaoat success." Dr. Edwin V. Pardee, of New Tork City, saya: "For several years I have recommended your Caatorla and shall always continue to do so, aa it has invariably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. 15. Slzer, of Brooklyn, N. T., says : "I objoct to what are called patent medicines, where maker alone know whnt Ingredients arc pnt in them, but I know the formula of your Caatorla and advise ita use." GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of GOOD il Short Q tofies i The Kind You HaYe Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. tTlC OCRVAUR SSHNRY, TT MURRAY ST, NKW VRRK OtTT. After all, it's the man who knows low to dress well who compels nd ilratlon at home and abroad. And t8he knows how to dress economl ally the admiration Is doubled at omo. The women who failed Co marry oumz car doubtless find much con olatlon in a careful study of the tome life of her married neighbors. The soil of Ouba Is extremely fruitful. Cabbages there are so large that heads weighing twenty pounds each are common. All radishes do well. Radishes may he eaten from fourteen to eighteen days after sow ing, lettuce in Ave weeks after sow ing, while corn produces three crops per year. Sweet potatoes grow all the year. I There are Many Imitations of I Baker's Cocoa and aker's Chocolate Dorft bv misled by them ! Our trade-mark is on every package of genuine goods. Under the decisions of several United States Courts, no other chocolate or cocoa than i Walter Baker & Co.'s is en titled to be sold as "Baker's uokfo.u.uTr.dc.Muk Cocoa" or "Baker's Chocolate Our handsomely illustrated recipe book sent free. Walter Baker & Co. Ltd. Established 1780 Dorchester, Massachusetts ; 45 Highest Awards in Europe and America m, urn aj.isrii 1 SPH939KSHMHHH What kind of a fish Is that, old man? inquired Dr. Greenfe. Dey oalls It de Baptist fish, replied the fisherman, as be tossed it awus In deep disgust. Why do they call It the Baptist II at asked the minister. Because dev ppoil so toon after dej cornea outen de water, anwserad the fisherman. Arcnaut. TDoto are now eleven Jews in the) British House of Commons, more than ever before. Ass's Oars tvt Ooaseaapttoa eared1 sss f a tssislaui snd persistent cough. Wh. H. Barriaon, 227 W. Wlat reet New Issk. Mate 26. 1001. Women UsfOuld.be economical of the compliments to other women's hus bands unless they are anxious to curtal their list of visitors. GUARANTEED CURE FOR FIIiKB. Honing, Wind, Uleedtn or Protrudla PUea. Yourdnnrels. will refund money U PAZO OINT WENT toil to Mirtt yon in 6 to It 4&- 60. Somebody once anld to George Ado that some pretty bright people como from tho West. "Yes," Ado is Kiild to havo replied, "nnd tho brighter they are Uio quicker they come." A little girl, whon n lesson was be ing jrlvon on snow, volunteered tho in-, formation thnt tho snow was swept out of heaven. "But how does It Kot Into heaven?" asked the master. "PleaBO, sir, the angels scratch it oil their wings." I An American colored gentlomnn, by some hocuspoetiB had got Into a poker game In a London Club. Ills vls-avls,, an Hngllshmcnt, picked up three kings and a pnlr of deuces and cnld: "I raise the pot one pound." Tho colored gentleman picked up four aces. His eyes nlmost popped from his head. Ho said, stnmmorlngly: "I don' know much nhout de system of weighs an' measures In dls henh country, but I'bo agwlno to ralso you a ton!" A woman called at the Philadelphia morgue, the other day, and ventured tho opinion thnt her husband, who had not boon homo all night, wis probably dead and In the mortuary. "What kind of a looking mail was he?" Inquired tho keeper. "He was of medium height, had red lialr and blue eyes, nnd weighed about 190 pounds," replied tho woman. "Is that tho only de scription you can give me?" continued tho keeper. "Oh," replied the woman, "I forgot, no 1b very hard of hear ing." Dr. L. B. Wilson, a wealthy young Baltimore physician, was awakened one stormy night Inst wcelc by a man who declared tho doctor's services wore wanted three miles out In the country. Just before tho doctor called up tho stable for his horse, tho visitor asked what the chargo would bo. "Three dollars," was tho reply. Whon tho house containing the supposed pa tient was reached, tho man alighted first, and, handing the doctor $8, re marked: "That will bo all, doctor. I couldn't find a hackman who would do it for less than $G." At one of the recent lectures by Professor George Kirchwey, dean of Columbia Law College, New York, tho students Avero unoasy. Thcro was Bomothlng wrong In the air. Books were dropped, chairs -were pushed along the lloor. There wero various interruptions. 'Tho nerves of all were on edge. Tho members of the class kept their eyes on the clock and await ed the conclusion of the hour of the lecture. The clock boat Professor Kirchwey by perhaps a minnte, but at the expiration of tho schedule time, the students started to their feet, and prepared to leave. "Walt a minute," objected Professor Kirchwey; "dou'l go Just yet. I have a few more pearls to oast." SKIN PURIFICATION. Whon London Is Silent. When a very dense fog settled ovei the Thames valley a few Sundays ago and most densely over London it im posed a complete silence on animal Ufa London was itself as silent as the grave, for all traffic was stopped, and, us on Sunday traffic of any kind is re duced to a minimum, the great city was almost as still as a country village at midnight The streets and evon the river were almost without a sound, foi not a single tug was moving 6n tho Thames. In the country no bird ut tered a sound. They all aat still, silent and moping. There is a suspicion that modern friendship Is fou ded on the olo homily, "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours." And each Is waiting for the other to scratch tlrst. f Wife: My dear, I need a little more of this stuff, and some trim ming to match. I wish you would drop Into Bigg, Sale and Co'sand get It." Husband (a smart fellow): Letou M$e. Oh, I kuow. That's the shot whore they have bo many pretty girls, isn't It?" "Y-e-s." "Yes, I remember. That blondi girl at the trimming counter knowi your tastes and will doubtless selec Just tno sort of trimming you want 1 mean tho girl with the golden hair alabaster skin, blue eyes, and Bwee little" "There are a number of things want down town Never mind, dear I'll go and get tbem mysolf." Forestry Rosorvnn. The first forestry reserves were made for tho general object of preserving tho forest and without specific relation to the great problem for which latef they wero to provide the only solution Now they are seen to stand at the cen ter of public laud policy of tho nation, for out of them come the wood and the water and the grnsa which are Indis pensable for the founding of homes. Gifford Plnchot. 'ulTliompson'sEyBWat' Timo Ho Found Out. "There Is only one renson," he said, "why I have never asked you to bo my wife." "What Is that?" she asked. "I have always been half afraid you might refuse." "Well," sh.j whispered, after a long silence, "I should havo thought you'd havo curiosity enough to want to find out whether your suspi cion was well founded or not!" Hrutul Troatmoiit of a Wife. Husband Don't you think that you are rather unreasonable lo expect me to take you to a ball, stay awake until 4 o'clock and then get up at 8 to go to my work? Wife I may be a Utile unreason able, but it's perfectly brutal of you to mention it New York Weekly. The fOxcoptlonuI Case. "You say you are thankful you havo a cold!" "Yes," was tho cheerful re ply. "A cold Is one of the few ail ments that a doctor will undertake to cure nowadays without a surgical operation." Cntlcnra Soap, Ointment mnA Mil Cleanse the Skin and Blood of Ten-tnt-1ns Humors Complete TrsstmeMt 91.00. Tlie agonising Itching and barnlng ftf tho nkln, as In eczema; the fright ful scaling, as In psoriasis; the loss of hair and crusting of ncnlp, as h icalled head: the facial disfigurement, rb In pimples and ling worm; the aw ful suffering of Infants, and anxiety of trorn-out parents, ns In milk cniRt, tettor nnd aalt rheum all demand a remedy of almost nupcrhumnn virtuo to successfully cope with them. Thnt Outlcura Soap, Ointment and Plila ire such stands proven by the testi mony of the civilized world. Burliest Green Onions. The John A. Salier Seed Co., Ls Crosse, Wis., always have something new, some thing valuable Thta year they offe among their new money making vege tables, an Earliest Green Entinp Onion, it is a winner, Jir. Farmer and Gardenerl' JUST HF.N'n TIMH NOTIP1P A V II 1 Kti md they will send you their big plant sad iced catalog, toKctliur with enough sd to grow 1,000 fine, Bolid Cabbages, 2,000 rirh, juicy Turnips, 2,000 lilauchiiig, nutty Celery, 2,000 rich, buttery Lettuco. 1,000 splendid OniunH, 1,000 rare, luscioua Kadmhes, 1,000 gloriously brilliant Flower. In nil over 10,000 plautu this great offer, Is ni II lilt tn iritt. vmi n )! !...;. ufnn.n4 rcgetablo seeds and AtL fon nuT iCa post-auk. providing you wiV return this notice, and if you will Rend Uioin 20c iu postnoo, they will add to tho above a big nuckage of Salrer'n Jourth of July Swcot Corn the1 ftatliist rr itnol It 1 f . ....1. il iasivi w.i vaiur- iv uuv UeUUUr 1 11 ft n, Dory. Peep o'Day.Firatof All.uto. TCN. U.b Tho great Carmillo wrote. "Decell Is tho gamo played only by smalt mlnna"ii rtrnt-hv cniiHninnf twit u icntlment only in this swift century. York L.ht Send stamps for cutnlogun describ ing over 100 swift, Bteady sellers. Splendid prodts. II. Anrirae fiOll Monroo Ave. Uhicagn. There is quite a difference between aervc and nerves, tsomo havo one whllo othorB merely havo the other, but occasionally we meet a person who has both. "Dr. Pld Kennedy'! Karurlto Itemrdy, Itonilouk N. Y cuied my larloui kidney trouhlo. I guinea si poumlt." n. Wat-doll, llutnitlUe, N.J. Bottle II. Tho person who has never had troublo has also nover had .roat Juj for one cannot be appreciated with out tho other. 50c Pair nickel plated scissors; I papers needles and handsome (Jafea luguo postpaid 20o. Great Kastari Go. 232 Martenso, Brooklyn N. Y. TO COBB A COLD IN OMR HAT Tab Laxanre Brosoo Qainlne Tablets. AM Arufftate refund the nosey U It falls to eaWa K. W. Orero'a stows isae mi ea eaea bast, fia Every person lnherlu a crop of vice, and the one who can separata tho grain from tho chaff Is the otu who will succeed In life. Don't always be poor and ihabb) when you can make from 960 to IMf per month. Good, clean, houorabh business. Flan explaining fully cH 82.00. Japanese Fuzule and ' louue only 10c. Tho Porry Co. West SomcrvilleMabs. ONLY A TEMPORARY M ATTAR. New Yorker--"Are the alTOrcml women in Chicago called wldowa?" Way back "Not for any lentyh oj time." Tho Southern States have 27,0M saloons, whllto New York has 34,000. Happiness Is founded on friend ship, hence a solid foundation Is tbi first essential of a substantial super structure. Mm. Wlnslows SOOT1IINO SYKOl' tor tbl dreu loathing, lotlenn Ui gums, rt-ducas lnfli matiou, allays paln.uure collo. Price 2Co bottlo. SKLF-ItBSPECT. Mistress ( reprovingly ) "1 saw yoo throwing slop out of the buck dooi today." New Girl (with dlynity) "1 would' t live with a family wol thrcwed 'eui out ID Hon.. dour, mum" ( a tMeoa UJS. lm. ii.iNiiiif-a aoxt iuutioes,a.a Ami Uit.SL ui) luiiu will conaider il i cum pi 1 men t to be calico a "gay den,'," but will become furkus if dubbed a puppy. In the H,iw,iiim, Ijlunds tiday there are iju,0''0 acrrs uf n.esqulto troes, which have been propiated irom a single send imported trum iho Suuthwest in 1SH7 and planted in Hoik lulu. Found Gold in Nebraska. Inventor in .Ntfiir, Km rffiii i:ut will tlnd this trui. ,ov i ((, tiui to j!ct in mi tb Krountl door -IV , U.t uih uhnlu Invfttinentu, Wrlf. im for rurtl-r u foMinninu SrhumnLii?i i.mv. r!ri;H8. Nuh