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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1905)
7t 9 . caiiii,i!rai?Tliifiiiir,fflwiiiinmiiiii!iiriiwlii UHIH1I lilt i I 1 ESi).x. jwm; :mv AVEJetable Prcpnrfltionfor As similating UicFoodandKcguIa ling UteSlDinachs andBowsls of Promotes Digcslion.Chcerful--ness and nest.Conlains neither Onium.Morphinc normierai. OTAltCOTIC. Jketpe afOUJfrSAHUELPirCIIW fmfJiin Seed1" sttx.Sauui liceMU ,UtS yfnite Sfftt HlfTJtSefiel' CsftAed Stiair if ntetyrrtu nam: Anerfecl Remedy for Constipa tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fevensh- ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature or NEW YORK. CASTORA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. I Bears the Signature f Aw X Use For Over Thirty Years THK OKWTAUR COMPANY. NEW OH OITT. i Brown Why don't you go to that Jdoctor who advertises to heal by touch? ureen I did. ! Brown Did he do you uny good? Green 01), yes, he did me, and ho Idld me uo"d. He touched me for .twenty-live d liars, and thereby teeled himself. Ohlcaco News. Do you think, that your boy Josh will mane a lawyer? Well, answered Farmer Horntossol. II he can be as persuasive with a jury as he is with mo when he wants ruoro money thero will be no beiting him. Washington btar. ws Tri "Wlion buying loose'eoffeo or auythiug your grooor happens to havo in hia bin, how do you know what you are getting ? Somo queer stories about coffeo that is sold in bulk, could bo told, if the people who handle it (grocers), cared to speak out. Could any amount of mo.ro talk have persuaded millions of housekeepers to use Lion Cotffee, the leader of all package coffees for over a quartor of a contury, if they had not found it superior to all other brands in Purity, Strength, Flavor and Uniformity? This popular success ol 1,1 ON COFFEE can be due only to Inherent merit. There Is no stronger proof ol merit than con tinued and increasing popularity. U the verdict of MILLIONS OF HOUSEKEEPERS does not convince you of the merits of LION COFFEE, It costs you but a trifle to buy a package. It is the easiest way to convince yourself, and to make you a PERMANENT PURCHASER. LION COPFKK la sold only In 1 lb. scaled puckaees. and rcacheu you as puro and clean an when It loft our factory. f Vaml sin rtX'Avtf YC1 tr a rrn I im Save tUcfO Lion-heads for valtinblo premiums. (Cl&T EVERYWHERE WOOLSON SPIOE 00., ado, Ohio. IW. L. GLAS MADE. $3 JS & 3M SHOES HEM. XV. I.. Ifoiiclim (Hll.no nhop tiro llio ci,'i'"t ellera In the worltl becnuaauf their excel lent ntyle, ointy fitting uhiI upc-rloi-wc-urlnu nimlltle. Tliry urn Jimt iim mxnl u tlioie that rout n-iim S...OO ti81,00. iho oHly illll'oi-t-iicu U the price. XV. Ii. JoiiiIun Hil. Hit shoe cnat morn to mulie, holil ttmlr ahiipw lioftr', wm.r limuer, mill arunt'ui'uittvr value ttmu uny ulilirr $:!..? shue tin tltu nutrket to.duy. V. I.. Ilouitlua ituiir. uuters their value ly luiiiiiluic 111 iiume nl price on the Iiottom fifracli lino. Look lor ll. '1'itlte no ImlUiita. W.I.. IlofiBlaalHlU.SU almes are aolil thnuiijli III oxtii retail store In the irlnclMil cltlra, anil ly he ilea lor every where. Wo mat, tr where yta II ve, iV.I.liouulu Ih- are wlthiu your reach, BETTER Til A If OTHER MAKES AT ANY PRWE. "forthelatt tfrrtftitart fhapetrarn Y,Lft(ualitt3J0 thnmnd found it not enlv at gonrt. but better than any nwe that I rirfat l.rnitfllitt ofprlet." Chau !.. farretl. Ant. I'aihitr The tfijutaf Xalionul Vank, Indianapiht, Ind. Boys woar T7. L. Douglas $2.50 and $2.00 shoas baoauso they lit better, hold thoir shapo, and woar lonor than other makoa. W.LOOUGLAS $4.00 SHOES CAHNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PH.ICE. W. L. Dtftolnt nm Corona t'olltltnm hh tSM thoei. Corona Colt ii tomidered to be the Jineit patent Uatfor produced. JPsJSX COLO It K YELETS W1I.I. NOT WEAK IIKANNY W. L. I)on ctai has the Ifiriteit ilioe mall order hnlnM In Iha world. Ho Iroulile to Kt n nt by mall. 2Ji'. extM nrei iy! delivery. If you rtelra nrlhw Informutlon. write for Iltuttrattit Catalogue of Spring Stvltt. W.L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year. THK FAMILY'S FAVOB1TC UMWM CANDY CATHARTIC BEST FOR THE BOWELS Itnlinn Production. She Do you go to tho opera much? lie Never. "But I understood your wife to say fou wore pnsslonately fond of Italian roductlouB?" "So I nin. I love nmcnronll" Yon tors Stntcsman. Inipiirtlal. Ycnat You say the quartet got four sncoresV Crlnisonbcnk Yes; you seo the nu llence wanted to bo perfectly impar tial, so they gave one for each num. Youkers Statesman. ltcut DcHpot. "Aly fighting uncle Is here from tho West. Asked mo to take him out and show hlin some chap that Eastern people were afraid of." "You took him down In the tough district, I suppose?" "No, I simply showed him our janitor." ItotiilmruMicnt. Stubb I read that tho auclcnt BUlt Drs of Egypt used to lnscrlbo their love letters on bricks. Ponn Goodness, supposo the girl got angry and returned all tho letters by throwing them! A Comprehensive Slip. "Why don't you put something on tho front steps, George? They arc dreadfully slippery." "Well, I don't seo what else you ;ould expect me to put .on them." "What have you put ou them, George?" "I just flung myself all over them." Cleveland Plain Dealer. THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home For Catarrhal Diseases. JCHWANtffi Her Discovery. "Did your wife glvo you tho usual box of cigars?" "No; she didn't. She found out thai jho could buy them cheaper by the aunch than the box." Cleveland Plalr. Dealer. Geutlo Warning "Whoro are yez goln, Pathrlck?" asked Mrs. Casey after supper. "01 am going down to tli' cloob," re plied Mr. Casoy, slipping on his tall oat, "awn whin 01 return 01 will look vc full In tli' eyes." "All right, Pathrlck, but mark ye well thot ye don't look me In th' oyes full." Appropriate, "Play that beautiful song entitled Love,' " said tho tall man in black suspenders. N "All right," responded tho girl with burnt orange hair, "I'll try a few sharps." "No, ploy it in flat. Love goes bet ter in a flat" Winter In Ulrdvlllo. Willie Bird Want the snow shov eled off your sidewalk, ma'am? Suspense. "Why do yo' luk so worried, Lucln- fla?" "Huh I Mistah Jackson sed bo wo going to bring his cuttnh around." "What ob dat?" "Ah doau know wheddch he moan, a sleigh or a razah." JH0.aAIKM.SON, .Independence, rto. Remarkable Cures Effected By I'e-ni-iio. DnJcr date of Jauunrv 10. 1807. Dr. Ilnrtman received tho followiuR k'ttcr: "My Wife hna buen a sutTorur from a complication of diseases for the past twenty-live years. Her case has ballled the skill of Home of the moat noted nli.v- ficlaiiR. One of her worst troubles was chronic constipation of uevornl years' Mainline, siiu was also pansinK through that most critical period In tho Ufa of a woman chance of life. "In June. 1SD5. 1 wrote to you about her case. You udvlsed a course of rcrunn anil Manalin. which we at oncu coininencad, and have to say It com pletely cured her. "About, the name time I wrote you about my own case of catarrh, which Had been of twenty-nve years' HtnmilnK. At times I will almost dust coing. I commenced to use Poruna according to your instructions, and continued Its use for about a year, and It has com pletely cured me." John O. Atkinson. In a letter dated January 1, 1000, Mr. Atkinson Bays, nftor Are years' oxperi" euce with Poruna: k ' will ever continue to speskngood word tor Pcruna. I am still cured ot catarrh." John O. Atkinson, Inde pendence, Mo., Box 272. Mrs. Alia Schwandt, Sanborn, Minn., writes: have been troubled with, rheuma tism and catarrh or twenty-five years. Could not Bleep day or night. After having used Peruna I can sleep and nothing bothers me now. If I ever am affected with any kind of sickness,, Peruna will bo tho medicine I shall use. My son was cured of catarrh of, the larynx by Peruna. Mrs. Alls Schwandt. Wlu'ii old ufc'o comes, catarrhal din cases come also. Systemic catarrh Is almost universal In old people. Address Dr. S. B. Hurtinau, President of Tho Ilnrtman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio, who will be pleased to jdvo yoa the benefit of his medical advice gratis. It 11 not only grato ovldunce ov happiness, but of virtew, to bo satls li d with what wo huv got. 1 huv seen plentv ov dos that yu ouldn't (Litter, bub I don't think 1 evoi sec ti man who wouldn't tuko a mile ov It kindly. Az old npo creeps on both our vices ni d 0'ir virtews ro weak untl do crep d. Tho Mother So you and Jack nnv quarreled, havo you? Younis Bride Yes, m-marama, aod ho c-callcd me hard n-nuiuen? The Mother (tryinn to Kootlio hex) Never mind, dear. Ho didn't mean It. r You or Bride Y-yes, bo did lit s-sald I was a ieg-rcgulur icicle Chicago Tribune. HeaHfy of American Women A Subject Much Discussed at Women's Clubs Tine Future of a Country Depends on the Health of Its Women. Corinthian. "Monkeys are not very intelligent, aro they?" "Oh, 1 don't know. I sow one to day that ought to make a good book keeper." "What was it doing?" "Itunning up a column." Houston, Post. Another View of It. Littlo Willie Say, pa, what is a brain-worker? Pa A brain-worker, my son, is a man who spends all ho makes tryinfl to live up to the position ho holds. Scttlntt Him KIsHt, "Matchmaking," said the young wid ow, "Is one of woman's rights." "So?" sneered the old bachelor. "1 always thought It was one of hei weaknesses." Her Confession. Wife (during the spat) I man-led you only to splto Tom Brown. Husband I'm glad to know it 1 was under tho impression It was be cause you had a grudge against mo. Canae and 15 (Tec t. Mifkins Wasn't Benedict's death rather sudden and unexpected? BIfkins Well, it was midden, bul not necessarily unexpected. His wif had just graduated from a cooking school. Strong. Soubrerte Yes, the understudy sayi he used to have a very strong part or the stage. Comedian So he did. Ho used tti bo a scene shifter and lift the moun tains and castles. At tho Now York State Assembly of Mothers, a prominent New York doctor told the COO women present thathealthy American women were so rare as to be rimost extinct. This seems to bo a sweeping state ment of tho condition of American women. Yet how many do you know who aro perfectly well and do not havo somo trouble arising from tv derange ment of tho femalo organUm which munifests itself in headaches, back aches, nervousness, that bearing-down 'eoling, painful or irregular menstrua tion, leucorrhoea, displacement of tho uterus, ovarian trouble, indigestion or sleeplessness ? Thero is a tried and true remedy for all these ailments. Lydla E. Pinkhara's Vegetable Com pound has restored more American women to health than all other reme dies in tho world. It regulates, strengthens and oil res diseases of the femalo organism as nothing else can. For thirty years it has been curing tho worst forms of female complaints. Such testimony aa the following should be convincing. Mrs. T. 0. Willadsen, of Manning, la , writes: Dnnr Mm. Plnlrham- "1 enn truly eay that you havesnved ay llfo and I cannot express my gratitude to you In -words. For two veara I spout lots of money in doctoring without any benefit for men strual irregularities ana t naa given up im hopes of over being well again, but I was persuaded to try Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vegi tablo Compound and three bottles havo re stored mo to perfect, health. Hud it not been for you I would havo been in ioj grat- to-uny." Miss Mattie Henrv. Vice-President of Danville Art Club, 429 Green St., Dan ville, Va., writes: Dear Mrs. Plnkham: 'ilanyyoars'suner tag with fomaloweaknoss, inflammation and a broken down sysUsm made mo moro an- ioiiHtodlethantollvo,biitLydlaiil'ltinnaiir VocrotabloComDOund has : jatored my health and 1 am so (rrateful for it that I wunt every rufTorhuT woman to know wbut,Lydlal3.Plnk- ham's Vegetable Compound wm uo lor ner." When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful mea Btruatlon, weakness, leucorrhoea, dis placement or ulceration of tho womb, that bearing-down feeling, inflamma tion of tho ovaries, backache, bloating, (or flatulency), general debility, indi gestion, and nervous prostration, or ar beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri tability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, "all-gone" and "want-to-bu-lcft-alouo" feelings, blues, and hope lessness, they should remember thera is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. No other medicine in the world has received such unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. Refuse to buy any other saedicine, for you need the best. A lightheart, a cheerful countenance, and all tho charms of grace and beauty jre dependent upon proper action of the bodily organs You eimnm ); well unlesr. yon fd well. Mrs. I'mkhnm unites n!: frk-U women to write lu-r 1i i.lvV- l! r .I'lvtcc and ineri'.i'imt have r'; i'd itniNuud to hoiiltli A dii I.ii?'. .". Lydia E. Pinkham's