aiwiM.' u'uwui iiim.hu unwtumiiJMiini.'inu.i'.ii.jwwim'w NEMAHA ADVERTISER. 1 W. W. SANDBHS, PubllsliC ' NEMAUA, NEBRASKA ! All women are bom reformers and i they want to begin on Homo man. Men who go to law nro suro to get satisfaction If they are lawyers. A woman's favorite writer Is a hus band who Is capable of writing checks. A man may be as honest as the day Is long and still huvo a bad record at night An Irishman soys that being an an cient must havo been a healthful, occupation. All' married women aro good listen ers when their husbands talk in their sleep. Henry Wattrrson's duel against tho "pert paragraph" threatens to result In a draw., ' v Tho lay of the average poet would bo more valuable If he could exchange It for the lay of a hen. John Kondrlck Hangs, humorist, has beau made editor, and generul nianayor of Puck, and that's no Joko at nil. Aunt Hetty Green denies that she has glv.cn away the sum of ?r($,0OO. Dim denial is perfectly superfluous. In a recent decision tho Unltod Statu Supreme Court splits two Inllnl tlves; but this will make no split In the ranks of the purists. Russell Sago's life soenis ' to havo been one long vacation, from tho view point of the man5 who has never been able to make both ends moot. However, it Is doubtful If Rockefel ler could hold a crowd on a street cor ner if he had no money and depended solely on his ability as an orator. According to the Progressive Health Club, "If a man loves his wife he will eat her cooking." Hut he will do tho same thing If ho Is afraid of her. Now that we know what Hov. Georgo W. Ilrownback thinks of his now wife, 'it might bo highly entertain, jug to be told after a tlmo what she thinks of him. 'Anl that aro fierce" enemies of the Uoll ' weevil are 'being brought' tolhls country from South America. In a few years there will be wild appeals for somebody to discover how we may get rid of the ants. "Tho grout sphere of woman Is the home," says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. 'The great sphere of woman is tho big ro'und world, and she Is going to have Just as much of It to move around in as she wants. Don't try to fence In woman and her activities, un less yau,'rov hunting trouble. f, London and Manchester are still dis puting us to whlcl .ls the greater Eu ropean center ottpopiilatloh. Most peo ple would suppose thhl London dWns tho title boyoifd peradventure. Even t .one draws a circle with a radius of thirty' miles about Charing Cross sta tion one gets u population of more than .(1,000,01)0, , as against n.iiOU.OOO within a similar dls'tHnco"' from the Manchester exchange. Hut protract ing a elrclo with a forty-mile radius 6no f geffi a .greater Muno.lie.sj qc Uia t shows a population of more than 8,000,000, as against a greater London of only about T.OOO.OOO;' i fi "Leprosy Is as curablo as typhoid or the physician In charge of the lepers' homo in Louisiana, and ouo of the most distinguished leprosy experts In tho world. Hoforo tho last Herlln con ference on leprosy, which Dr. Dyer attended, a .few cases of tho disease were known to havo been cured. That there were no more Is duo, In tho opinion of tho Louisiana expert, to tho lack of proper treatment, which consists In taking tho case early and following it persistently and unremit tingly for years. During the last two years every caso In tho Louisiana homo, except thoso in tko last stages, lias boon Improved, and three patients will soon bo discharged as cured. A more or less careful scrutiny of tho references to tho insolvent Georgia banker who shot himself a while ago in order that his llfo Insurance money might bo used to pay his debts, show ' that tho general trend of tho commont is that his ending was rather praise worthy than otherwise. He is shown to havo carried something over $1,000, 000 Insurance and tho idea that; tho companies were not undeservedly "stuck" seems to prevail. Thoro is nothing yot to show that his holrs havo any notion of using tho windfall to mako good his defalcations and It may well be asked why their standard of honor should bo any higher than his orn. It la claimed ho killed himself, with n scora at probable years yet to Hvo and pay premiums, In order that tho money of his follow mombors In tho insurutico organizations might bo used to equaro his liabilities. Why should his heirs bo expected to glvo up tho million, thus dropped Into their laps, or any part of It, for that pur poso? This whole Idea that a man may mako way with himself with Inn punlty If ho only has a flno lino of llfo Insurance is coming to bo viewed with a strango tolerance. Tho fellow in surants of tho suicide, they who work right along under trials Just as groat as thoso of tho weakling who kills. himself, and whoso payments must help make up tho untimely demand for the amount of his policies, arc tho real sufferers. They continue to llvo, work and contribute their premiums In order that his heirs may thrive, and maybo some of his debts bo paid, after ho has snurfed out his cowardly life. To com--mend him, directly or indirectly, by word, thought or Implication, is dan gerous and anything but moral. Tlicro' Is nothing meritorious in suicide oven, if the perpetrator does add tho robbery of an Insurance company to the crlrao of self-murder. John Kennedy was starving, no struck Now York hoping to got workj on tho subway, and, found that men wcro being discharged by tho hun dreds as that great project ncared. completion. So he walked tho streets; and slept In tho park and thought' about sulcldo and was a despcrato. man. Finally ho stole a packago out' of an express wagon, and tho law im mediately took notice, and John soon found himself behind the bars. So far this seems very commonplace. Miles' away In Philadelphia a loving wifo road of her husband's arrest. Thero were two babies in tho Kennedy homo,( and no money. Mrs. Kennedy started) for Now York on foot, carrying a baby on each arm. She didn't know what fcho could do In that groat city. Sho simply realized that tho father of hor children was in trouble, and was suro that his wife should bo at his sldo. So sho trudged along the railroad track.. Sometimes she sat under a tree and' hushed tho cries of a child. Most of the time she was walking. She foundi kind people along the route who gavtr. hor food and wished her godspeed on her mission. Onco she had a rldo of( soveral miles, and llnally, foptsore but undismayed, she found tho court where her husband was on trial andj entered the room, still carrying her babies. Sho told her story to tho' Judge and pleaded for her husband. He was starving and Just couldn't hell)," she said. "I wanted to savoi htm, so I took tho babies and Avalked." "Carver," said the Judge to the court constable, "pass tho hat," and tho trial ended with a lino contribution to Mrs. John Kennedy. That was a mis carriage of Justice. If the law Is to be administered Impartially there should have been a conviction, for John Kennedy was a thief. Hut let's be thankful that, there Is a humanity and a senno of appreciation even great er than more statutes: thnt men's hearts aro so molded that love and de votion and self-sa,rllk-e touch the ten der spot' In thoir breasts and make them kind. The love of a woman Is as wide as tho worjkl and as deep ss tho oco,aii. MANY MEN DIE YOUNG. MoHt.Irrcunlar, Intemperate, JrrltuMc ami Hard Working of AmIiiihIh. It has been said that few men die of old ago and that almost all persons dio of disappointment, personal, men tal or bodily toll, or accident, say3 Health Culture. Tho passions kill men sometimes, even suddenly. The cpmnion expres sion, "choked with rage," has little ex aggeration In It, for, even though not suddenly fatal, strong passions shorten life. Strong-bodied men often die young, weak men live longer than tho strong, for the strong use their strength and the weak huvo none to use tho latter take care of themselves, tho former do not. As It is with tho body, so It Is with tho mind and tho tompcr; tho strong nro apt to break, or, llko tho candle, run tho weak burn out. Tho Inferior animals, which llvo tcm perato lives, have generally their pro scribed term of years. Thus tho horse 25 years, tho ox 15 or 20, tho lion about 20, tho hog 10 or 12, the rabbit S, tho guinea pig G or 7. Tho numbers all boar proportion to tho tlmo tho animal takes to grow its lull size. Hut man, of all animals, Is ono that seldom comes up to tho aver ago. Ho ought to live 100 years, ac cording to tho physiological law, for live times twenty are 100; but Instead of that ho scarcely reaches an average of four times tho growing period. Tho reason is obvious man Is not only tho most irregular and most intomporato, but tho most laborious and hard work lug of all animals. ITo Is always tho most irritable, and thero is reason to believe, though wo cannot toll what an animal secretly fools, that moro than any other animal man cherishes wrath to keep It warm and consumes himself with tho llro of his own reflections. I N W 1 .' I 1 HU.IHJJJI wiinii ii mi mi i ii nrrr-i DISHRAGS FROM THE SOIL. Women who work, whether in the house,; store, office or factory, very rarely have the ability to stand the strain. The case of Miss Frankie Orser, of Boston, Mass., is interesting to all women, and adds further proof that woman's great friend in need is Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound "De.ii Mns. Pin'kham: I suffered misery for several years. My back ached and I had bearing down pains, nnd frequent headaches. I would often wako from a restful sleep in such pain and misery that it would bo hours beforo I could closo my eyes again. I dreaded the long nights and weary days. I could do no work. I consulted different physicians hopinrr to got relief, but, finding that their medicines did not euro mc, I tried Lydia JE. Pinkham's Vopotablo Compound, as it was highly recoraended to mc. I am glad that I did so, for I soon found that it was the medicine for my case. Very 60on I was rid of -ry ache and pain and restored to perfect health. I feel splendid, havo a nno appetite, and have gained in weight a lot." Miss Fhankie Onsen, 14 Warrontou St., lioston, Mass. Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, sick and discouraged, and exhausted with each day's work. Soino derangement of the feininino organs is rcponsiblo for tliis exhaustion, following any kind of work or effort. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will help you just as it has thousands of other women. The case of Hrs. Lennox, which follows, proves this. " Dear Mns. Pinkham : Last winter I broke down suddenly and had to seel: tho advice of a doctor. I felt sore all over, with a pounding in my bead, and a dizziness which I had never experienced before. I had a miserable appetite, nothing tasted good, nnd gradually my health broke down completely. The doctor said I had female weakness, but, although I took his medicine faithfully, I found no relief. " After two months I decided to try what acbange would do for me, and as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was strongly recommended to me I decided to try it. Within three days I felt better, my appetite returned, and I could sleep. In another week I was able to sit up part of the day, and in ten days moro I was well. Tl v sf rpnrrtli linrl rf nrnril. T rrninofl fourteen V pounds, and felt better and stronger than I bad for years. I gratefully acknowledge its merits. Very sincerely yours, Mns. HRivr E. Lennox, 120 Kast 4th St., Dixon, 111." FORFEIT If wo cannot forthwith produco the orlclnal lottflrs and slgnatureR of ubovo testimonial!), which will prove thoir absolute genuineness. Lviilu ii. rlukliam 31ud. Co., Lynu, Masa. for bruises titid spntlns take the wnlte or an cgt- and mix to a paste Mill common silt Apply liberally fi tho all'ectiri pirh linn snnip 'i""'.,",i'nifi mmi, (nntin( i. . . For piematiiio yray hair massage sh aild be given: such a condition shows lack or vitality and nourish luetit fyf tho scalp A SKIN OP DCAtJTV IS A JOY FORnVHR. DM. T. lTKiax OOUKA.UIVS OK UINTA X OllISAM, OH MAGICAL ltEACTIFUIU lumoTM Tan. I'lmpK's.r rwlsloa AlfttM mfnli.i. I..t. r- . ill i-.n i., ..mil, UUU BK .q Ultcws, ami tivtry MciJ S .on lemin. mil lltfles'lftectlia::. .1 lias Hum! Ih.i ),! rof CO j-mrs, ni.il ii ft liar id toss vi I'SIU u CO 1)0 su.t UMjTo;ierlyin.Mla Acoptnorouuttn Mt of fitmilai namo. Dr. I.. A a.ivro said to i Iwljr of Uio lmut iion (a piuiml) 'A you 1 Ail I oi will uo Iham. I r e o o m m e u J 'Gturaud's Crmm js the least harmful of Ml the fcltln preparations.' Kor Mia hjr nil Driicclrli anil l'aiicy OooU 1umi In tho U.S.. rkiw.isa. anil r.nrope. FEIID. T. HOPKINS, Prep'r, 37 Great Jona St., N. I ailiforulnlnrtuBtry With Odd Ventures Ib In n FlourlshliiK Condition. In California tho houscwifo is not compelled to use her old towels for. liBh rags. Sho simply goes to tho gro' ccr's nnd buys as mnny as sho needs purely vegetable dish rags they aro, But ndmlrably suited for her purposes. Tho raising of thoso necessary arti cles is being exploited by a number of southern California horticulturists, who received tho inspiration for tho scheme from Chnrlcs Richardson, whoso gardens in Pasadena aro becom jng famous for their remnrkablo pro iluctlons. Mr. Richardson has success fully raised many growths new to American soil, and this year is exceed ing all his previous triumphs by rais ing thousands of dish rags. Last ycftt Mr. Richardson's string beans, which measured forty-thrco 'inches In length, created n stir, but dish rag vines, which, with their pen dant dish rags twine about orango trees, palms, evergreens and . poach trees, and peek In at the top story win dows, bid fair to win tho championship from tho beans. Thcao dish rags, or vegetable sponges, as they aro sometimes called, are Indigenous to Africa, but now It has been demonstrated that they will thrive in this country they are bound to become a popular production. Tho graceful, well folinged vinos nro not only ornamental, but they boar in profusion a fibrous sponge that Is emi nently useful for bathing, ns well as for scouring pane and kettles. Imnglno picking dish rags in ono's garden Just as ono would pick blackberries or im agine having vines all laden with dish rags clambering over ono's kitchen windows, so that all ono needs to do in to stretch out an arm and pull ono in. Such nn arrangement would be much easica than going to tho ragbag or buy ing dish rags at stores. Thoso curious vegetables assume tlio form and appearance of cucumbers, nnd hang on tho vines until their green coats become brown and dry like parch ment. At this stage they are ready to harvest. After they aro picked tho brown coat is removed and an extreme ly strong and compact llbrous spougo is revealed. Through the center of this spongo, In three lengthwise com partments, are many black seeds which shako out easily. In tho Pasadena gar den these sponges havo avoragcid eight Inches in length. WANT COLORED SILKS SPUN. Free to Twenty-Five Ladies. 'Iho Deliance Starch Co. will lv 2f ladies a round trip ticket to tut Sc. Louis Exposition, to live ladlei In each of Hie fnllowlnu stater, Tlllniiis, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri who will send In the :r,c number of trade marks cut from a ten cent, 10 ounce pticku'o Df Dc liance cold water laundry starch This means from your own home( anywhere in the above named statesi Thoso trade marks must bo mailed to and received by the Dcllanci Starch Co., Omaha, Nehr., heford September 1st, 1004. October and November will be the best month? to visit tho Exposition. Kotnerubei that Deliance Is tho only starch pi: up 10 oz. (a tull Donnd) to the pack ae. You cb one-third mote starc'i for the same nionov than of an1' other kind, and Defiance never stick, to tho Iron. The tickets to Uk Exposition will be sent by registered mall September 5th. Starch or sale by all dealers. Experimenters Try Their Haud a Urecdliitr Vuricgutcd Cuterplllura. Some audacious experimenters have been endeavoring to make tho silk worm spin colored silks. Primarily they were endeavoring to ascertain if the green color of some natural silks is produced In any way by tho leavea Upon which the worms feed, but tho work suggests the possibility of secur ing beautifully tinted raw silks. Several lots of caterpillars wero fed from their birth upon leaves Impreg nated with a red dye. They ate their livid meals without any show of re pugnance, and soon began to take on a reddish tint throughout the body. When allowed to spin on freshly col lected natural branches these worms produced a red-tinted silk, the wholo cocoon presenting a beautiful red col oration. Certain colors, notably blue, wero not so apparent In their effects and tho worms did not seem to-relish tho blue leaves as well as the red ones. Ono of the questions that, naturally presents Itself to the inquiring mind is whether selective breeding of such ar tillclally stained caterpillars would not result in a race in which tho colora tion became permanent. The fact is clearly established that the dlgestlvo tube has a marked influence on tho Silk. As a French writer declares In green silks it Is tho cholorphyl of tho leaves that wo observe, and In yellow ish silks tho pigment comes directly from the mulberry leaves, with which it is identical. Sale r-i THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE 10c 25c, 50c. All Droczlsts Egotists haven't much to boost of. BEST FOR THE BOWELS fiibniariiio lloiuity. ' Tho old theory scarcely holds water In thoso days that only those objects In nature and those creatures aro beautiful which aro Intended to glad ion the eyes of man. Some of tho most beautiful objects in the wbolo range of miniated nature aro found amid tho mud of the ocean bottom. Professor, Arnnldo Lang, of Zurich, gives it as als opllnon that nearly every creature .nhabltlng tho bed of tho sea is beau tiful. In color especially they aro gor geous. The reason which hp assigns ror this Is singular. It is that crea tures of tho ocean bed aro sedentary uul havo some of the characteristics )f plants. In short, they "vegotato" In mid and become beautiful. Turning Him Down. Ernestine Yes, I think it best that I should discourage him from calling jo oftetj. Edna But ho says lie is wearing lis heart away. Ernestine Well, that is bettor than rearing mamma's sofa away. Too many men scorn to havo forgot on that thoir wives wore onco their iwcothoarts. Never Judge the cook In tlio kitchen )y th cookbook In the library.