r Y M Ik r; PLNALTY FOR DOING DUTY. 'i Cancer I'rnetlcc followed 'by Ambtt lance SurttcoiiM In vNcw York City. The nmhulancc came into the hospital yard at a reckless rate of speed. Tho surgeon on it was shouting for stretch ers before, the ambulance stopped at the hospital doUr. Two orderlies seized the wounded man, Jiurriertly put him into a stretcher and lifted him within reach of two house physicians who came hustling down the steps with stethoscopes in their hands. They ap plied the instruments to the breast of the injured man and said "all right." The orderlies carried him into the hos pital r.eeeption room and there the phy slclans again applied the stefhoscopes. This time they pronounced him dead. "Well," said the ambulance surgeon, "that wns a narrow escape, and I couldn't afford it this weejc, either." Asked to explain his strange renlark, the surgeon said: "There is a penalty for any ambulance surgeon bringing a dead man or a drunken man to the Iiospltnl. It doesn't make any differ ence if he has died on the way here. or how badly he was hurt. He must be examined with the stethoscope before he can come into the hospital, and if the doctors pronounce him dead, why the ambulance surgeon is stuck. It costs him drinks and the cigars for all the other doctors, in (he hospital. "Take this casi," he continued. "That man was sure to die. 1 knew it the minute 1 saw him. But common decency demanded that he should not be allowed to die in the streets. Yet J. knew that I was taking a risk in get ting him in the ambulance and bringing him here. If we had been delayed for even a minute on the road, I would have had to spend about eight dollars for the fun of the rest of the doctors. I'mcklly, we had clear streets and we made rec ord time. "This is the custom in every hospital in tlie city. If it was only the fatally injured to whom the rule applied, it would not be so bad. But the surgeon who brings in a plain drunk gets it harder than in the other case. That's the reason so many men are allowed to stay in the station hous'e cells with fractured skulls. It is not the easiest thing in the world to make a sidewalk diagnosis and decide whether a man is merely unconscious from liquor or whether he has a fractured skull. So the surgeons usually take no clianccs and allow the man to stay in the cell until the symptoms nre developed enough to show whether or not the skull is really fractured. "I know it's wrong, but we young- Htcrs can't upset all the time-honored customs of such did institutions." N. Y. Sun. Don't "Worry the Composer. A musical organization, intending to give a performance of an oratorio, be gan to be alarmed about the probable cost of the production. Accordingly the director of tho chorus said to the luadiM of the or chestra, who wa a professional mu sician: "We've got to keep down our ex penses, nnd I thought I might get you to leave out the trombones. You know, they have only four measures in the entire oratorio, and if we leave them out we can save at least $15, and no one will be any the wiser." The leader of the orchestra was ex tremely shocked. Assuming a tragic at titude, he exclaimed: "Thnt would le an insult to the com poser!" The chorus director reflected a mo ment, nnd then said, cheerfully: "OJi, never mind him; he's dead!" Collier's Weekly. THE GENERAL "MARKETS. Kansas City", Mo., Oct. 3. CATTLi: Host bcuvui 4 :n do .' i Stoelturs, S 40 4 75 Native cuw.s 2 00 & .1 rV HOGS Choice to heavy II GJ SHKKP-Kulr to choice 2 J5 3 W) "WHEAT-.No. 3 red Gil ft 71 No. 2 Imul 0l i 07 COKN-Xo. .; mixed 'Mi& '- OATS-No ' mixed. il'Mfo J KYK-No.S lit 0 h0 l-'J-OUU-Paiuut. Ir bbl...;... n C nHI Kancy coo an a - IIAY-Choko timothy 7!5 (ft H (M Fancy prairie 6 75 . 7 1J BRAN (sucked) WyTd f'J BUTTKU--Choice creamery.... ID (ft -'1 C1IKR.MJ Kiill cream 11 (ft H'i EC1QS- holeo IIHfft 15 POTATO-US Id & :w ST. LOO IS. CATTnr.-Natlvoaudsnippliii?. 4 f0 (fi 0 M Tcxhiis U 15 4 41) ItOaS-licavv 4 to (it 4 75 SHEKP-Fnlr to choice ail 6b 1 U PJ.OUK-Chtilco a n f6 3 ill WHKAT-Nij a red 7-'K 7.J COKN-No !! mixed 31 do :W OATS-No, a mixed at SIVJ KYE-No. 2 E8 ft M) UUTTEU-Creammy ll (6 M I.AItl) -Western inoii 5 3714 ft M POit.v a :w us, oo CHICAGO. CATTM: -Common to in imo. . . 1 4 ) 0 7.1 HOOS -Packing and hhlnuliiK.. 4 4D I l SHEEP Rlix to clioiuf 2 75 4 25 VLOUK Winter wheat 8 Ml 3 00 AVHKAT-No.il red: 7J 71 COKN-No. 2 ." 3i' 31f OATS No. 2. :. 11V8t 23 HYIJ : MOM HUTTEK-Orcumery ... 10 ,ia I.AKI) 5 42VJ-a 5 5 POKlv 8 12H0 8 25 NEW YOKIC CATTLE Nattvo steers 4 45 C 05 HOGS-Gopn to choice . l,li 5 10 SHIHU'-Conunon tocholccw. 2 7 4 lS'tj AVHKAT-No. -i led 7.' 73 COKN-No. 2 j3J 3( Oats-no. a..1 ...... m-j m k UUTTEIt... '..... 1 4 , 17 23 Dewey CdclirnMon. Americans are quick to appreciate merit. The Dcwev celebration prove that, nnd it is again forcibly demonstrated in the praise and confidence which is accorded to llos.tet tor's Stomach Hitters, one of the most mer itorious remedies ever compounded for in digestion) constipntion, dyspepsia, bilious, ncss, liver or l.ulucy disease or any titfnble arising from a wpaic stomach. If you have a weak stomach don't fail totry it. l'olhlclnn'n Point "of View. First Little Girl My pa. says business is going to boom right along now,. Second Little Girl My pa says business is going to be awful dull. "I guess my pa known,' for he'j? a polytikan, an' he's jus' got a nomniynation!"- "1 (lues's mv na knows best, for he's a noly- tutan tionl' it. . ....' - - , too, an' lie's just lost ' Baltimore Times. a nommyna- Sli01ul"K iy sin"; Tlm.Tnlm M. Smvth Co. of Chienco arc dc voting a gieat deal of attention to developing trade throughout the West una bourn uy mad. The concern is one of the hugest nl the City of Chicago, aud has been well and favorably known throughout .that city and the North and Went for many years. 'I hey are now reudy to mail to any ictulcy of this paper on receipt of 10c, to paitly pay postj age or espionage and as evidence pt good faith, their mammoth catalogue, which con tains illustrated descriptions and prices of every conceivable article and necessity need ed in the home or on the farm. The ten cents naiil for the mailing of the catalogue is al lowed on the lii bt purchase amounting to $1.00 or above. Everyone sending for the catalogue will also leccive their monthly grocery price list free every month. People living outside of lnigc cities should send tor the John M. Smyth Co. catalogue and com pare prices quoted in this catalogue Tor all articles of home consumption, hardware, dry goods, grocery, notions, clothing, etc., with prices which tliey nre paying. Benders who send to John M. Smyth Co., 150 to 100 W. Madison St., Chicago, for their cata logue should not fail to mention this paper. llrlllliint. Cora TJiec electric lights are so hard on the complexion. Dora Yes; one can see to well by them. Tuck. Try Crnln-OI Try Grnln-O! Ask your grocer to-day to show you n package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the plute ot coH'ce. The children may drink it without injury as Well as the adult. All who try it like it. GRAIN-0 litis that rich seal brown of iloclia or .lava, but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomachs receive it without distress. 1-4 the price of coffee. 15 cts. and 25 cts. per paeknuo. Sold by all grocers. "No. ir." said a nasenner on a steam ship to the captain. "1 am not tensiek, but I am disgusted with the motion of the ves sel." Ohio btate .Journal. Do Your Kcet Actio it nil Hurn f Shako into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, n powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bun ions, Swollen, Smarting, Hot, Callous, Sore, and Sweating Feet. All DtuggiMs and Shoe Sloi-es, soil it. 25c. Snmnle sent l'REI: :d- dress, Allen S. Olmstiu, Le Boy, X. Y. The patient has a fighting chance for his life when doctors disagree. Chicago Daily News. Don't Neglect a Cough. Take Some Hale's Honey of llorcliound and Tar instanter. Pike's Toothache Diops Cine in one minute. No matter how timid a man may be he is never hackwnid nhout leminding you of a promise. Chicago Daily News. Each package of PUTNAM FADELESS DYES colors cither Huk, Wool or Cotton perfectly. Sold by all druggists. Worthlecsncss is one of the most costly things m the world. Barn's Horn. Hull' Cntiirrli Cure Is a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c. T t tf unimm Ijrl ry 1 The Great Catarrh Cure JOE WHKKLKIt'S CIIAUGU AT RAN JUAN HILL. Major General Joseph Wheeler, couv mnndine; tho cavalry forc.vs in front of Santiago and the author of " The Snn tin(ro Campai,'ii," in hpeakliif,' of tlus great catarrh ri'inedj', Pc-ru-na, says: "I johi with Souutors Sullivan, Koaoh uud McEnory in their good opinion of Pc-ru-na. It is recommended to 1110 by thoso who have used it 11s au excellent tonic and particularly ofi'ectivo ns n euro for cnlwrh." Unitod States Senator MoEnory, Hon. S. D. McKnery, United States Scrjntor from Ijoiii-siiinn, .sfiy the fol lowing in regard io Pe-ru-ns: ' Po-ni,-n!i l.s nn Excellent tonic. I have uswl it hiltlleitutjy to tfiy that I believe it to be all that you claim for it. S. D, McEiiory, vw Orleans, Louisi B m m lii t Is your breath baur" then your best, friends turn their heads aside. A bad breath means a bad liver. Ayer's Pills arc liver pills. They cure constipation, biliousness, dyspepsia, sick headache. 25c. Ail druggists. HI IIMWII I 11 IMM I "I 'HI' Want your mouMuclio or board a bouutllul brown or rich Mark? Then mso BUCKINGHAM'S DYE tfni&s 60 CM or p.iKlAJtTK, n R. P Hmi. A Co Nmih, n m. Grand Truiik AdiN Now DIiiIiik CnrH. The Grand Trunk Railway has added two additional (hnuigcars toitsuiptipiueiit. 'i hey ate models of artistic buuty and materially add to tho pleastue of traveling over this popular system. Willi uiipioved nrsieiass coaches nnd the finest sleeping-ears that are run on any thiough trains in America, it wns cshcntial to have the finest Hint could he got in the wny of dining cats. The management, therefore, placed tiicse two new dining ta lons on the middle and western divitoolm, running between Suspension Bridge and Chi cago. The general exterior appearance of the cars is similar to the new standard day coaches which are run on the tint ml Trunk System. The windows aie glncd with heavy plate Bias.1), nil nre double, being dust nroof when shut. The dining room is large, and will scat thirty persons comfottably. The chnirs nre of oak, upholstered in leather. The windows are decorated with costly dra peries, and the openings into the dining room arc provided v itfi ornninentnl poi tiercs. The floors nre carpeted with hnndhomqlv de Kigned Wilton" throughout the whole length of Hie car, and the vcstihulcd floois aie cov ered Willi runner tiling. A very handsome and beautifully designed sideboard is placed at otic cud of the dining room. China and linen closets, waidrohes nnd white mctnltwashsinds nie in evidence in nccoi dance with modern practice. The carsarc heated with hot water coils in com ncction with htciini from the engine and lighted by Acme lamps, and the tiimmings throughout are of solid bronze, most beauti fully designed. Altogether they are superb creations of skilled workmanship nnd greatly admiicd by all who scettipin. Jiitt A'tel. "Johnny, did you take yotir cough medicine regularly in t.chool, as I told you?" "No'nr, Tommy liudds liked it, an' he gimme an apple for it." Stray Stories. Tin- Host Pri'Norlntloii for Chills and I'Vvcr is u tiottlo of Guiivr.N Tastiuxss Cuii.i.To.s'ic. It. s blmplyirnniiiidiiiiniiiuin ulaslelusslonn. No euro no nay. Priitc.rjOu. There is nothing more discouraging to a cirl than to icturn home from a um town with a new wiinklc in style and find that it has preceded her. Atchison Globe. To Cure i Cold In Ono liuy Take Laxative Hromo Quinine Tablets. All diuggisls refund money if it fails to cure. 25o. When a rich banker sigiH notes tliey may seldom be piotcsted, but it m.ly Ito dillcieut if he singH them. Pliiladelplua Itccoid. We think Piso's Cute for Consumption is the only medicine for Coughs. Jennie Pinckard, Springfield, 111., Oct. 1, ISfll. It is said there is no fool like nn old fool but theic me some young ones that run a close second. Chicago Daily News. The man who eontrols hi temper governs his worst enemy. Chicago Daily News. United States Senator Sullivan, " 1 desire to Miy 1 have been tulciiitf Pe-ru-na for somo time for catarrh, and luivo found it an excellent medicine, (riving me more relief than any thing I lime ever taken. W. V. Sullivan, Ox ford, liss." United States Senator Koacli, " Persuaded by u friend I Jmvu used Pt'-rn-nu as 11 tonic, and nui glad to testify that it bus greatly helped mo in strength, Vigcjr and appetite. I Imvo been advised by friends that i is ru uinrkably efllcaeloufl n.s u cure for tho alni'ist universal complaint of witarrh. W. N. Iloach, Larimore, North Da ko.ta."; '. . A free book on catarrh hent to any nddrVss by Tim lV-ru-iia Drug M'f'jj Cdl, Columbus, Ohio. . jf& H1B H 1 wmif A . O n rams mv - - " With Shampoos of and light dressings of CUTICURA, purest of emollient skin cures. This treatment at once stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales and dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roois with energy and nourishment, and makes the hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp when all else fails. ITTlT? ATV"& QWFFP and freo from ovory blomlsh Is tho skin, scalp UiAU i.n JLF O UIJX uml ,,lir cicaiiHcd. purified, nnd boautlfleil by CUTICURA SOAP. It removes tho c.iuso of disfiguring eruptions, loss of hair, nnd h.iby blemlshci, viz.: Tho clogged, hrltatcd, inflamed, or sluggish condition ot tho PORES. CUTICURA SOAP combines delicato emollient properties dorived from CUTICURA) tho great skin euro, with tho purest of cleansing Ingredients' nnd most re fresh lute of flower odors. No othor medicated hoap ever compounded 1' to bo compared with it for preserving, purifying, and beautifying tho skin, scalp, hafr, and bands. No other foreign or domestic soap, howovor oxpunslvo, Is to bo compared with it for all tho purposes of tho toilet, h.ith, and nursery. Thus ft com bines in ONE SOAP at ONE PRICE namely, iW CENTS tho bast skin and complexion hoap, and tho best toilet and baby soap, in tho world. Spoody Curo Troatmont for Itching, Burning, Scaly Humors. not baths with CUTICURA SOA V to cleans tho skin, gentle anointings with CUTICURA OINTMKNT to lical tho rUn, and mild doses of CUTICURA RKSOLV1JST to cool tho blood. Sold throughout tliowoild. Piicc.TIIH SKT,1 M; or SOAI'i 'ilc; OINTMKNT, Kta.; KKSOI.VKXT (I1.1U ble), 60c. I'OTTKR DIRJO .t CIIKM. COIlI'., Jolo i-rops., Boatou. Scud for "Ilowto llavo lieautlftil llnir.natidu, und 8I.I11," nmlled free. CHICAGO. kvans-Mfliiier-Diio in IL23 Live Slock Commission Agent FOR THE PURCIIACE AND SALE OF CAPITAL, -GURPL.U5, - S200.0CO.OO. CGOO.OOO.OO. Aitdress Us-cw L'MON STOCK YAKhS, ChlcoRn, Ills. NATIONAL SIQCK YARUi, Ills. UNION STOCK YARbS, tuutli Dmali.i, Nch. KANSAS CITY S1CCK YARDS, Kmi&m C.ty, Ab.vavs jimparrd to (urnisli i-uttlo on t'rno to rcsponsililo ferders of stock, und on mos favoral-lf t' nns. Inlorwritlon blanks hciil ( 11 icnucst. .ll niiplleailniis should bo uddicssed to llio conip-nv u'. luii!as C.ty .Stcull Yards. WE OPPCR YOU UNEQUALr.D SEUVICIi AND ACSOLUTE SAFETY-. IT ALWAYS PAYS TO PATRO$U!ZE THE EEST. iWELLDRLLNG7 'WACHiWEnY'i''':': 'Jil iiL'l KnchniOH mo rorli lo. i"i3 i SiirVSpH dull mw dopta botti t,v Btn.M kiiy.?J!P & l '"id liolHoiiowor 'I'wm.yiu! 't-. h u 1 jtcil LAtaloicuo AdJroi: KELLY fc 'lAr.'l-YIIII.L, Waterloo, Iowa tti (JUIIrb inUil ALL tLbt rA Lh. i'j .... ; . :r..t- . .rt ..- .. r .- I 73 iiubi iuuii 7rup. 'i alius icxrii. uru i rl In limn. Sold lir drni.'i;l.tn. f!firmmy?MFWm R&J 'J. fct'-S&WcWiJ ril rf -JWi rl'& m KANSAS CITY. 5ATTL UOQi Mo. AND- lp3MaMTM v riJM1UM3ClilJdAAi321i SITIISIMIC You drnv our(lf pleasure and comfort if youdon't Ubo 1U A. JJ. K.-I) 1781 oryiAMA. f. ai WIIi:.V WICITl.NO.TO AI)Vi:KTl'sr.K.Ni iilfiikt Klatu 14it you ;aw tliu AUvcrtlie uKnt in tlita uer. , . f " t A '-'fefl 'rtkii