SCENE OF FESTIVITY AT ..NEWPORT IN HARD LUCK. ONE ON THE OLD GENTLEMAN Absolute Fact Destroyed Forco of Well.Meant Argument for Temperance. On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Gorman and Mb youngest sob were seated In tho village Inn. Tho father had partaken liberally of tho homo-browed bocr, and was warning hla son against tho evils of intem perance. "Never drink too much, my Bon, A gentlemen stops when ho liaa enough. To bo drunk la a dls. grace." ' "Yes, father, but how can I tell when I havo enough or am drunk?" Tho old roan pointed with his fin ger. "Do you Bee those two men sit ting In tho corner? If you should boo four mon thcro. you would ho umnK, Tho boy looked long and earnestly. "Yes, father, but but there is only one -man In that corner." Llppln cott'B. .t i-1. New Penal System for Ontario. Tho Ontario government has recent ly abolished tho system of prison la bor contracts in that province. In fix ture -the majority of tho prisoners In tho penal institutions of Ontario will be employed upon farms and tho mak lhg .of roads in tho newly opened dis tricts. There will, however, bo a per centage of tho prisoners whoso health or other circumstances prevent them from Joining In this open air work. Theso men will manufacture hospital BUpplles beds, blankets and co forth Laundry work at homo would ho much moro satisfactory if tho right Starch wore used. Jn order to got tho desired stiffness, it is usually nocus nary to uso so much starch that tho beauty and fineness of tho fabric la hidden behind a paste ot varying thickness, which not only destroys tho nppcaranco, but also affects the wear ing quality of tho goods. JThis- trou blo can bo cntlroly overcome- by using Dcflanco Starch, as It can bo applied much moro thinly because of Its great' cr strength than othor makes. Athletes Who Made Good. Walter Barnes of Boston, who keeps a close, watch on things athletic in New England,, says: "Burr, Fish, Wlthlngton and Flshor, tho Bticcesslvo Harvard football cap tains, havo been notable examples ot tho scholar in athletics at Harvard. Hamilton Fish's appointment ns an in structor In government at Harvard Is ail index of his mental caliber." DISTEMPER In all iU forms among nil ages of hone, an well as dogs, cured nnd others in amo U1lc prevented from having tho disease with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE. Every hottlo guaranteed. Over 600.000 bottles told lAit year 8.50 and $1.00. Any good druggist,' or send to manufacturers. ApfEtn wanted. Snohn Medical Co.,'Spcc: Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind. A Crime. '. "What do you think of the plotT .nBkcd tho theater manqgor. "That Isn't a plot," replied tho man who had paid two dollars to seo tho show. "'That's a conspiracy. Cole'o Carbollsalvo quickly relieves and ' cures burning, Itching- nnd torturing skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain of burns. Cures without scars. 23c and COc ly druggists. For froo sample wrtlo to J. W. Colo & Co., Black Itlvor Falls, Wis. There nro but few sufo things In this old world. Ono of thorn is the uncertainty of a woman's age. Smol;ern like Lewis' Single Binder cigat for its rich mellow quality. You can't tell tho ugo of a saw by looking at Its teeth. If You Want To Win , Back Your Health TRY HOSTETTERS STOMACH BITTERS It is a great help in cases of Stom ach and Bowel Ills or Malarial Disor ders. Try it today, The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly be overcome oy - CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vegetable act surely ana genu on uie liver, t-ure Biliousness, Head ache, nizzl. ness, and Indigestbrt. They do their duty. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature "iXSlrJSI TkMVSM's Eyi Walar HUARTERS jamr iiver iKm 1 n nil I c N-CWPOItT, It. I. Mrs. "Stele Frouch Vundorblll gnvo the largest and moil brillliuit daiieu of tho season re cently nt her homo, "Harbor View." Tho function was In the nnttlro of u houso warming to mark tho opening of tho now ballroom of the mansion. Tho decorations nnd tho furalturo of tho room nro In pure whtto throughout. The guests wero many and soclatly preeminent, and tho function In general was notable In tho nu nala of Newport festivities. LOTS OF WILD GAME Southwest Coast of Minrioro Is Paradise-for Hunters. Tamarao, Fierce Animal Resembling American Buffsllo, Found Only Here Plenty of Carabao, . oar and Deer. Manila, P. 1. "A paradise for hunt- era, is tho way juago uiuueu uo scribes tho country In tho vicinity of his home and plantation on tho south east const ot Mtndoro. Ono game Mlndoro excelB in Is, tho tamarao rarest of anlranls, and ono which Is found only In Mlndoro. This Herce animal, much Uko an American buf falo, Is bold in universal dread """toy every native on tho Island, who looks on him as, a far more, formidable, crea ture than tho maddest of wild cura baos. Tho tamarao Ib seldom seen In clear- Ings because ho sticks to his nntivo Wilds. When ho does come near a clearing tho natives in that vicinity mako for tho nearest shelter, for the tamarao does not wait to. attack. Ho takoa tho Initiative himself, charg ing every one and everything In sight Mrs. Llddell. wife of Judgo nation, is. perhaps, tho only whito woman who has ever seen a tamarao. A few wooks ago ono camo within flftoon feet ot tho window of tho Llddell kitchen, whero sho was Instructing tho cook, and peered In. Tho natives In tho neighborhood took to tneir hcolB and then tho' tnmarao quietly walked, off. - UUt II WlO laranruo m me pn-va uu reslstanco among tho gamo ot llir doro It Is not tho only gamo to ba. found on tho Island, There aro myriads of deor, wild chickens nnd gamo girds or ail sorts, mere aro also nlenty of wild boars on the is land, somo of them" of extraordinary stzo and none ot Uicm noted for their docility. Judgo Llddell has oue tusk fully eighteen Inches long. T1iIb camo from n monBter boar, wlilcb charged tho huntors ropeatedly beforo he was shot down. Wild carabao bunting Is another pastime of the Mlndoro planters and ono that Is not destined to soothe tho nerves of weak-hearted men. These big animals aro at all times dangerous, and wnon onco wounded .or angered Mice in, Cancer Research Foreign Anlmala Resist Attacks of Disease Until They Are Ac climated 360 From Japan. London. Throo hundred and sixty walUlng mice hnvo Just arrived on the Japanese steamer Tango" Mnru, en route for tho National Cancer no soarea fund. Tho mice were sent to Prof. E. F. Basnford. th director of tho fund, by Professor lllguchl of To. klo, who recently completed a course ot rcnenrch work tn.tho rund's labora tories on tho Embankment. Tho mice Will be used In research work" To deterralno tho effects that ac climatization and dieting havo In In creasing or decreasing tho suscepti bility of raouso tissues to -mouse can cer. "Wo hnvo already proved," It was explained at tho fund's laboratories tho othor day, "that ir wo Implant living cancer tissues rom English mice t-n to tho newly imported for eign m'co there is a cortain amount of resistance to the growth. Only a small percentago or the inoculated mlco will develop tumors. After a time, however, this degree of protec tion wears off andJinally tho foreign mtco become as readily susceptible to Implanted tumors as our homo mice. "The mice sent to us from Japan will chnrgo tholr hunters with all the ferocity of an ' frlcan buffalo. James Llddoll, a son or tho Judge, hnd an cxperienco with ono of them recently that will not be forgotten In a hurry. He was hunting and. shot tho Mg fellow, knocking hlrr off his feet. As tho carabao lay still ho ap proached him and when not n foot away tho carabao leaped to his feet and charged. Thoro was no ttmo for a shot, so young Llddoll did tho only thing open to him grappled with tho Infuriated beaut. Three times tho animal gored him and finally tho boy made bis es cape What tho Filipinos In his pnrty regarded as them frnculous feature of tho accident was tho fact that tho carabao had permitted him to escape. Porpoise Scares Bathers. Now "York. There was n wVld, scramble at the Fourth avenue grounds at Asbtiry Park,- N. j., when a porpolso appeared among the 2,000 bathers. Tho crowd, thinking It was n shark, mndo e rush for shore, tho men lending tho women, The por poise, undisturbed by tho clnmor, swam leisurely around and then made his way northward, but It was some time beforo tho bathers again got Into tho wator. t Hobble Skirt Mars Game of Smuggling Across Line From Detroit to Windsor Wom en Moro Clever Than Men. Detroit. Mich. Hobblo sklrta nnd small crowned hats, now very much In vogue, nro having a depressing cf foct on the Windsor export trade Tho walking skirt Is made to fit the form rathor closely and ft numbor of De troit womon havo found that when tho tubular aymmetry of tho hobble fa disturbed by a few bulky bargains, tho Bharpoyed customs officers urii very quick to criticize. It would ttf rash nnd desperate venture for n hob;, blo-sklrlted trnvolor to attempt tty smuggle over a woolen blaukot, for in stnuco Only the othor day tho cus toms officers at tho foot of Woodward avenue stopped a woman and Inter it was discovered that sho concealed a aro an example of tho International free trndo existing among research workors on cancor. At tlmos of mouse fnmlno Vn other countries wo have Bent English mlco to our fellow workers in those countries, ilecnuse of this International exchnngu In European mice It Is not easy at tho present tlmo to gpt from Oormnpy or other near countries mfco winch one. can be certnln nre purebred loreign' stock. Theso Japanese mice will be ot groat value to us. because we know that we havo In them nn entirely new Mold ror research. Our object, broad ly, will be to boo whether thoso mlco will become moro susceptiblo to Eng lish cancer as they beepmo nctlltiM; tizud to English conditions nnd ac customed to English rood." Work Month for Dime. , Plalnfleld, N. J. Aftor n month of work, Hrat by nn...expert in the Farm ers' State bank of Tulsn, Okln,, and. later by other experts In tho big safe frttory here, a strong box supposed to contain $25,000 wub opened In this city, A lono dime was all tho steel chest contained. Tho safe waa used by L. It. Tub ner, cashier of the Tutau bank, Tub ner killed himself recently in Florida. DYE HAIR TO MATCH MOTORS Lawsuit Reveals Peculiar Ways of So ciety Women of .East Photog rapher Wins HI Case. Now York. That society women 1c Now York are dyolng their hnlr, not only to match the Interior fittings l their motor cars but even to match tin changes of tho seasons, was tho state ment modo by William P. 8. Eurio, Mr. IJarlo was delighted over win nlng a suit for $60 broueh by hlir against Mrs, Louls Unlfour In pay ment for coloring a photograph mndi for the defendant. Mrs. Unlfour ti said to bo a rolatlvo of tho llrltlsr premlor. Tho photographic artist had colored tho picture to show brown hair. Mrs, nalfour wanted her hair Titian In the picture "I told her," said Enrle. "that her hair was brown, but alio Insisted on Titian. . ' "Then I charged her for tho work and sho would not pay. "Tho hair among tho women of the 'four hundred' changes with tho sea sons. When I tinted tho plcturo oi Mrs. Unlfour her hnlr was brown. When nhe sued her hnlr was Titian. Formerly tho women of socloty wore willing to lot It go nt matching their hnlr to suit their gowns, but now they must match their Hair to suit tho lit tings of their limousines." , Is Hindrance half dozen napkins under her skirt "Tho unfortunato Indv doublad ana of tho napkins twlco and I couldn't help but notlco It," said tho ofllcor who spied her. Catching female smugglers Is dif ficult work, Tho wtimen scorn to bo cloveror jha,n tb men at smuggling and tbJ' vjM t'JiWoi .IpiSRor chances. Wn Xl'joy arrt slsuKht thy Weep and Srt; Into hysterics; rah, tuo womon aro eWttelnly th filvjver Bmufsglesrs." DAM Wss Daisy jKuckriegel. who Is stationed at the Woodward avenue dock U watch the wttujon who eo back and forth on the ferries. Eight ycarH' xjwlenco has ,tp(Jlft Alias KUckrlegci np export at nptuilnft istnuBElorot "Hbw d I P0t smugglersj", "Well, there nro several ways. For Instnnco, I watch" the peopli? ijolng over tho river and I generally re member ibem when they return, If (hoy Htturnpt to amugglo anything over It Is nn easy matter to cotch them. Then wo nro 'amlllar with tho tnvorlte methods employed by smug glers and we know Just whero to look. Whon two womon got off tho boat, oatlng candy with much gusto, I ask thorn to stop Into tho office without any preliminaries. Tho chances nro 100 to 1 that stuff will bo found con cealed about their persons." "What do thoy Bmugglo?" "Why, tho Bmugglo anything thnt Is movable lllatike b, linen goods, hardware, laces, buttor. egg and .'owl aro brought over by women under tholr skirts." Danish Hard-Tack. New York. Word coiucb to mill tary circles here from Washington thnt nnrd-tack has been banished in favor of u now ration to bo known ns ."Held bread." Hard-tack will bo (mod In the futuro only whon nn organiza tion Is cut off from a supply train or Is on a forced mnrch. The new field bread is composed or Hour, water, sail anil ycasi. Stole Collection Plates. Hartford, Conn The Socloty of the rum uougrcgaiionai cburch of thla city Is looking for the person who stole all but two of the collection plates. The loss was discovered when coiiecuon was auout to be taken. First Tramp So Weary AVIllto suffering from brnln fag, Is ho? Second tramp Sure flng. Ho dasn't nslc for work no moro cnuso ho hain't got brains enough ter think up somo excuse for not taking It It ho gets It. BABY'S HAIRJM.L CAME OUT "When my first baby was six months old he broke out on hla head with llttla Lumps. They would dry up nnd leave n scalo. Then It would break out ngnln nnd It spread nil over his head. All the hair camo out and hla hond wna ccnly nil over. Then his faco broke out alt over In rod bumps and It kept spreading until It was on his hands nnd' arms. I bought Bcvcral boxes ot ointment, gavo him blood medicine, and had two doctors to treat him, but he got worse nil tho time, lie hnd It about six mouths when a frlond told tno about Cutloura, 1 tout and got n hottlo of Cutloum Insolvent, h enko nl Cutlcura Bonp nnd n box ot Cuttcura Ointment In three dayn aftor using them ho began to Im prove Ho began to tnko long naps and la stop scratching his hoad. After taking two "bottles ot Resolvent, two boxos ot Ointment and throo cakos of Soap ho waa sound nnd well, and hover had any breaking out of nay kind. Ills hair camo out In littlo curls all over his head. I don't think anything olso would havo cured him oxcopt Cutl cura. "I havo bought Cutlcura Ointment nnd Cutlcura Soap Bovoral times since to uso for cuts and Boros nnd have sever known them to fall to cure what I put them on. Cutlcura Soap la tho beat thnt I havo ever used for toilet purposes." (Slgnod) Mra, F. 13, Har mon, It. F. D. 2, Atoka, Tonn., Sept 10, 1010. Although Cutlcura Soap and Ointment aro sold everywhere, a sam plo ot each, with 32-pago book, will ho mailed froo on application to "CuU cura," Dept. 16 L, Boston. Moro pcopio would succeed If more would try. ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT AVetJc table Preparation Tor As similnting ilie Food and Ucgula ting ritcSlomachs and Dowels of Promotes Digestion,Cltccrful ncssanclRcsl.Contolns neither Opium.Norphinc norMincrfll Not "Narcotic jfHipf foti Drs.iffuanmsR Jtmpm Sti4 Jnui SuJt hvtmint -JfilhrinattSHUi Him Snl - Winltrfntf FtYtr. Apcrfccl Remedy forConsllpa lion . 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