WO R K t You delude yourself trying to make ' ORRY I yurse believe your headaches are only a temporary ailment when you know not ASTE what they may lead to. You orcnot putting your right energy in your work, and are not accomplishing what you should. You may ho criticised hy your employer for not attending to your work properly, whereas you are trying to do the host you can, but you are not feeling just right Nine out of ten cases such as yours come from the eyes why may not yours be one of the nine? Let our graduate optician examine them free of charge, and if it's not your eyes he will truthfully tell you, and you can seek relief elsewhere. Don't delay attending to yourself, you will accomplish so much more. CLINTON, Jeweler and Optician. Phone 338. Wc want your repair work. DR. H. C. BROCK, 1 H Over First DENTIST. First National. Phone 148 mm ' it The Pan Hellenic Club will meet with Mrs. W. F. Crook tomorrow afternoon. For Sale Alfalf hoy. Phono Fremont Watts, E 504. Will Hatfield, who haa been employed atShorldan, Wyo., la in town visiting relatives and friends. Miss Kato Seyferth will bo hostess at the scision of the Young Ladies Bridge Club Monday evening. TheJD. of II. Social club will meet on Tueiday, Feb. 7, with Mrs. W. T. Green. C15 East 2nd St, For Kent Five room house on west Seventh; Inquire at 521 west Third or Phone 229. r About the usual number people attended the dancing Masonic hall last avoning. Mrs. Wallncr, of Dunbar, Neb., is SCHILLER & CO., Prescription Druggists First Ooor North of Klrnt National Hank Members of the Club Ncvita were pleasantly entertained Wednesday afternoon by Mra. A. S. Coates. For Rent Two furnished room steam hatcd with bath. Will rent single or together. Mns. V. Lucas. All members of the W. R. C. nro re quested tomcotat thcK. P. hall at2:30 p. m. Saturday. At 3:30 a ten cent nodal will bo held to which the public Gerrard-Hufihei Wedding. Gcorgo 13. Gerrard nnd Miss Etaio Pearl Hughes were united in marriago Wednesday evening at the homo of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Web Hughes in tho Third ward, in the prcs- enco of about twenty-five relatives nnd invited guests, Rev. C. F. Chapman performing tho ceremony. The rooms were nicely decorated with carnations, ferns and vith white bells. At tho appointed hour the wedding party took their places in the archway, the bride being attended by her cousin Miss Hazel Smith, of Garfield, and the groom by Fred Jackson. Tho bride wore n pretty gown of white mousscline silk nnd carrid white carnations, tho maid was gowned in pink silk and carried pink carnations. Following the ceremony congratula- ions wcro extended nnd later an elabor ate wadding supper was served. Many beautiful wedding presents were received, including a cut glass water service from employes of the round honse. Th bride has spent her life in North Platte and has a largo circle of ac quaintances who hold her In hieh esteem. The groom is an excellent young man who hasmad North Platte his home for a year or so, and is em ployed as machinist hy tho Union Pacific. File Article of Incorporation. Articles of incorporation of the North Platte Co-opcrativo Association have been filed with the county clerk. The nature of tho business is the owning and operating of a general store, with a capital stock of $25,000, divided into ten dollar shnres. Five thousand dol- ars shall be paid in before tho com mencement of business. The indebted ness of tho association shall not exceed two-thirds of tho paid up stock. The incorporators are W H LeDoyt, R. O. Chamberlain, F. T. Redmond, E. W. Munn and William Otton. of young party nt visiting her daughter, Miss Irene Wull ner, who has been sick for a week. returned last night S. D. Parr, who had been in Omaha for several months, returned to North Platte this week and will re-enter the service here as operator. The 500 Club will bo cntortninod by Mrs. II. C. Brock nnd Mrs. A. F. Streitz next Tuesday evening at the home of the former. Secretary McAbee announces that at the men's meeting nt tho Y. M. C. A. rooms Sunday afternoon a number of the laymen will give five-minuto talks on gambling for merchandise, The precipitation in January which was almost entirely from snow, was less than normal and tho most of it fell in one storm on the 20th and 21st. Total amount 0.28 inch. Total enow fall five inches. Conductor Charley Weir wont to Lin coin Tuesday night and will probably remain there for some time looking after the Interests of bills in which rail road men are interested. Tho gist of several of these bills were published in these columns a wcok ago. The state treasurer of Nebraska has purchaseQ tho bonds issued by the city of Kearney for $125,000 to pur chase the waterworks. Tho bonds. which boar interest at 4i percent, sold at par. $25,000 of the $125,000 will bo paid on or about the first of March, Judge Grimes has called a grand fury for Keith County, tho first one, wo are informed that ovor met in the county. We understand that several matters will be taken up among which nro the illegal booze sales and for perjury. Some witnesses think nothing of going on the otnnd and testifying falsely. A conviction or two along these lines would have good result. It will novor stop until some one serves a term for the crime. Ogalalla Nowb. The Senior class had a "skip doy" yesterday. They went to Hershey on the DiaO a, m. train and returned at 6:30 In tke evening. Whllo at; Horshoy they indulged in a dance, having rented me nauior mat purpose, nna also or dered a special dinner. They report u very enjoyable, duy, This morning they made a "peaco offering" td Supt Tout and the faculty but it was not ac cepted and the class was1 "expolled' until tho meeting of tho board of education next Monday evening. Farmers In tho Platte and Republican River valleys are said to bo showing more or less uneasiness ovor tho pros pecta for winterwheat, according to an expert who haa traveled considerably in both territories. "Quito a little wheat is raised in thoao sections,'' says this expert, "and while it Is n little too early to tell how the crop will como out the opinion is protty general that tho dry weather during tho fall nnd winter has injured the grain to some extent. A few, however, hold that very little damage has been dono as yot, and with a normal amount of moisture from now en, either snow or rain, the crop should turn out well, Both these valleys are Recognized as the best alfalfa growing districts in the state, and the dry weather has not affected this crop. Grand Island Independent. i invited. Charley Boguo from a trip to St Louis and Kansas City, having attended a union meeting of tho officials of the railroad orders at the latter place. L. N. Hitc and MissOrlena Dicner, well known young people living in Plant precinct, were united in marriage Wed ncsday at the Lutheran parsonage by Rov. Harman. For Sale A pure bred Poland China male pig. W. W. Bihge Tho dato of tho Elks' dedication has been changed from April 21st to April 20th. The former dnto occurred on Friday nnd thorofore not satisfactory to members of tho order who are Catholics. Today is tho birth anniversary of T. C. Patterson and also Bishop Bcocher, and as a fitting obcervanco of the milestones attained, Mr, Patterson will entertain a number of Gentlemen friends this evening with Bishop Beechor as the favored guest. Tho state sonata in committee of the whole Wednesday approved Bartlingd Sunday baso ball bill. Tho bill allows tho playing of lawn tennis, base ball or golf between the hours of one and six p. m., but docs not prevent towns, or cities from prohibiting playing baso ball within the corporate limits. In a report made public Wednesday by tho Pennsylvania railroad announce mcnt is made that during 1910 more than $2,250,000 in benefits wore distri buted from tho relief fund among em ployes of tho, compnny orthoir families. Sinco tho relief fund was established twenty-five years ago $29,703,430.50 has been disbursed. 'Honeymoon Trail" Tho nverago person who goes to th thentro goes to lnuch. Ho wishes to be entertained. In that respect the average theatregoer resembles "the tired busi ness man" of whom we henr so much "Honeymoon Trail;" the big LaSalle thentro (Chicago) musical comedy sue cess, which cornea to the Keith Thurs doy, Feby 9th, wa8 constructed "for laughingpurposcs only," nnd well serves its mission. Its dialogue, music and comedy situations are all of the bright est kind. There is not a dull moment from the rise of tho first to tho fall of the final curtain. And it Is clean, clever comedy. Slap-sticks, "squirtguns" and other venerable and questionable mcth ods!of "gettinglaughs" nro not resort cd to. Thore are no lines in tho dialogue which are intended to provoke "gallery Iaugns" at tho expense of disgusting orchestra and balcony patrons. It is real unctious, clever American humor the kind that Bonds the auditor out of the thentro refreshed and pleased. "Honey moon .Trail" this season has a notable cast, an extraordinarily Inrge and hand soma chorus, and a maBsivo and beau tiful scenic production. It is one of the truly noteworthy attractions of tho cur rent season. For Sale 3 residence Properties Original Town North Platto. Lot 4 Block 95 Lot 1 Block 123 Lot 2 Block 123 Also Vacant Lots 2 and 3, Block 91; North Platto Seo G. S. Huffman. r DR. W. F. CROOK, DENTIST, Graduate Northwestern University. Ofllco over McDonald State Bank Services at the Episcopal Church j Bishop Beecher will bo in tho pulpit , and chancel of the church for the first time sinco his consecration, Sunday next, Feb. 6th. The rector urgently requests all communicants and mem bers to bo present nt the services on that day. A special offering for the Bishop's Purse will bo taken at tho lato service, 10:45 a. m. The services will be as follows for tho day: Celebration of the Holy Com munion 8:00 a. m., Sunday School 9:30 n. m., Holy Communion nnd Sermon 10:45 a. m., Sunday School at St. Paul's, Chapel 3:00 p. m., Evening Prayor and sermon 7:30. ino uisnop win be the celobrant at the Communion Services at 8:0() and 10:45 and will preach both morning and evening. Noli ICC of Election of Suburban Irrigation District. For Sale Sweat Cream and Milk. Whipping Cream n specialty. Phono D 75. Endorse Their Pastor's Stand. Tho official board of the Christian church meet at the church Tuesday even ing and orgunized for tho present year by selecting H. L. Greeson as chairman and Carl McGrcw as clerk. In addition to other business transacted, thov se eded J. tl Van Cleave to represent the church on tho joint committee from nil the churches and other religious bodies in accordanco with Mr. Johnson's public appeal. They also endorsed tho position that ho had taken In regard to tho violation of law In our community. Notice to Bidders. Sealed bids will be received by the trustees of the First Baptist church of North Platto, Neb., till noon February 27th. for tho salo of tho parsonage just west of tho po8tofilce. The trustees reserve tho rfcrht in rn- - . . , , ... " . jecL any or an dius. ah olds to bo re eelved by tho undersigned.' tl. II. MCMICHAEL, Sec. of Trustees. Notice is hereby given that on the 7th day of February, 1911, between the hours of 8 a. m. and 6 p. m. an election will be held in and for the Suburban Irrigation District in the County of Lincoln, Stato of No braska, and at such election there will be elected a treasurer, for director dis tricts numbers 1, 2, and 3, from . i . ... inunK mo directors elected, tho one receiving tho highest number of votes shall hold for the term of three years and the one receiving the noxt highest number of votes, for a term of two years and the one receiving tho next highest number of votes for a term of ono year, The polling places for director dis trict No. 1 shall be at J. G. Beeler's rcsidenco; For director district No. 2 at C. A, Wyman'B residence; For director district No. 3 at Thos. Kelly's residence; and the polls shall be open from the hour of 8 o'clock a. m to o o'ciock p. m. J. G. Beelek. Secretary. The Big Sale Last Chattce To Get A Good Hewestead Hog prices at South Omaha rofuso to ascend to the price current at this season last year, the range being nenrly one dollar less than Fob. lst,1910, However, tho supply cuts a little figure. For tho first three dnyB of this week tho receipts were 28,000 as compared with 17,000 for tho same period . last year. "Ned Wayburn's Dancing Brownies tho ten little dancing broilers who do such an extremoly clevor production number and dance In the musical comedy success, "Honeymoon Trail are undoubtedly the highest salaried chorus girls on tho American stage to day. This number is one of the pot numbers of that wizard of stagecraft. Ned Wnyburn, nnd is a distinct novolty. The glrla aro required to do the fastest and most difficult forms of dancing, nnd they have created nothing less than a sensation everywhere they have appeared. "Honeymoon Trail" is ".the attraction at tho Keith on Thursday evening of noxt week. Wanted Girl for goncrnl housowork. Apply nt G07 West Fifth, Mrs. T. F. Henley. At Grand Island Wednesday a hobo held a passenger train for twenty min utos. Tho train was carrying an empty palace stock express car oast, Itappoars that a lone hobo had locked himself In the car at Cheyonno nnd was making fine time across tho country, union Pacific officials thore were advised that tho car was in tho possession of a gang and ofllcors were detailed to rid tho car of its lllict passenger traffic. The sup posed occupants rofused to open the car and a window and door had first to be broken lu. Finally tho lono monarch of all ho survoyed was yanked out and will be tried under the Scuddcr nnU hobo law. Card of Thanks. To tho neighbors, friends, fraternal orders and social societies, who bv their many nets of kindness, express ions of sympathy, and in other ways aided and comforted us in tho loss of our dear ono and for tho beautiful floral tributes presented, -wo extend our sincere and heartfelt thanks. They will ovor be remembered by us and cherish ed with tho memory of her who is gone. r. ii. auuivnn nnu mrniiy. John Monroe and daughter. "Tli Tho Roal Thlnn. his," snlrt tho young benedict who wns Just realizing tlmt ho hud caught a tnrtnr, "is what I call real mnrried life." "I'm glad yon'ro satisfied with some thing," Hho Hiinpped. "Oh, I'm not! I merely meant to In form you that It la not Ideal." Phila delphia Ledger. His Good Action. A llttlo Canadian boy wont to bed nnd then HUddonly recollected that ho hadn't dono ono good notion that day. His conselonuo was guuwtng at him. Ho henrd a llttlo squeal In tho corner of his room, ami ho got up nnd re leased n mouse that had been cnught In tho trap. Ttfen ho gave It to tho cnt. Expensive Flotlon. that picture really a work of "Is art?" "I don't know,1 "but tho story about It Buroly Star. replied Mr. Cumrox, tho dealer told mo wna." Washington Enough Said. "Thrifty, Is sho?" "Thrifty! I won't go into n long discourse. I merely toll you that sho bnuks money lu December." Wash ington Herald. . His Dilemma. "For $200 I'll fix your teoth so yon can chow without dluVulty." "If I was to glvo yon $200 I couldn't get anything to chew on." Life, R. E. LOUDON AUCTIONEER r i wenty years experience means food results for thrift For Sale , Block 3 South Park Addition to North T!.. it.-. .n..il...nl. til r Fort Berthold Indian Resorvatlon in- -., ' ri0 ' ,nn 9 io of who have my services. RyuV.N.D., WlIl1'n8oC0afC.,n 8eC"0n t13!1 Phono J nrWc ' iurniBn vou lniormaiion reirum ne thaii'or nrico unu terms auress ii. Hi. i - . .... opening of same. Nichols, Sterling, Col. North Platte, me at r Will continue for one week owing to the great success during January. This sale ivill absolutelg dose, and prices be re stored, on Monday, February 6th. Until then we will continue to sell any Suit or Overcoat in the house at one-fourth off regular price. Underiuear one-fifth off. Hats one-fifth off. . Shoes one-fifth off. And a proportionate reduction on everythmg in the house. No such money saving sale ever inaugurated in the city on high-class merchandise. You must see these values to realize them. We are making this reduction on the celebrated "'Princeton" Clothing to reduce our stock, We need the money and you need the clothing. Let's exchange. For One Week Only. Drebert Clothing Co., NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA. LUDGunIG i'Kiilj . LAW By 11 QUAD f opright, 1010, by Associated Lit erary Press. THE First National;! Bank, of North Platte, Nebraska. UNITED STATES DEPOSITARY. Capital and Surplus $140,000, ARTHUR McNAMARA, President. E. F. SEEBERGER, Vice-President, VI. KEITH NEVILLE, Vice-President, F. L. NOONEY, Cashier. Josephus Henderson wub u man of forly when a startling event took place In his lire. Ho was. also it widower. lie vim exactly five feel, high and weighed 110 pounds. These figures will t-ruvlnco you tlint josepuus was not nuuiborcd among tho mighty men of earth. He had tried various ways of making n living, nnd in pursuing them he had got tho reputation of be ing keen, lie had nt loBt turned pea dlcr nnd was driving n horse and wngon nround tho country with dry goods, notions, groceries nnd tinware. That's tlo way ho enmo to meet tho widow Sopher, wuo uvea on a inrm. Tho widow had passed forty, anc was largo nnd bony and strong. Sho was not hnndsomo. Tho only tiling on earth she feared was tho law. Sho had once been arrested for kicking a mnn nnd had spent ten days In Jan. Tho sheriff had mado ucr stay as nlcnsant as possible, but sho had nev or recovered from tho shock. Peddlers nro n Jovial lot, and so aro widows, and In tlmo these two enmo to call each other Josh and Sally. Things would have gone no furtnor but for tho llttlo man's keenness. Ho never mado n salo to tho widow with out cheating her, nnd ono day when ho heard that Bhe had como into pos session of $5,000 in cash through tho death of a brother Josepuus Baw his way clear for tho future. That money would sot up n Btoro In tho village, nnd ho would becomo a thriving merchant. Jooephus went courting Uo found tho widow behind tho plow In a field. As ho courtedsho plowed. Ho had no objections, as tlmo wns money to both of them. Josephus confessed that ho had entertained a sneaking nffectlon for tho widow sinco his first call, nnd, though sho didn't sny much, sho seemed pleased. Josephus was told to call two weeks later, but at tile end of nine days ho wns back again. Ho said it was his beating heart thnt fetched him. Ho had cut tho tlmo down, but tho widow wns ready for him. Soveral days pre vious sho had gono to tho village and paid a lawyer $5 to answer tho ques tion: "Can tho law troublo a wlfo who licks her husband?" And his answer had been: "Not if you do not lick him too hnrd. Thero is neither assault nor battery In what mny bo called n moderate licking. Don't brenk nny bones and don't seri ously injuro his eyes." "I havo been thinking," suld tho wid ow to Josephus; "I havo been thinking nnd wondering If yon lovod me." "Henveno, can you doubt It?" ho exclaimed. "And you will always lovo me?" "Forever and forever!" "Then we'll sny two months hence." "Ono month a week a day!" Josephus know of a store to rent In tho village, nnd ho wanted that $5,000. Tho widow insisted thnt sho must have two weeks nt tho very shortest, and a dnto was settled on. Tho marriage was to bo private nnd bo celebrnted lu her home. In duo tlmo tho happy daj enmo round n preacher and two wit nesses nnd tho deed wns dono. An hour later, as tho happy couple were left alone, tho widow changed hoi dress, rolled up her sleeves and brought out n new horsowhlp bought for tho oc casion. "What's up?" nsked tho wondering Josephus. "Tnko off your coat and stand out" "For what, lovo? I want to talk with you about opening a store in town." "Plenty of tlmo for thnt, Josephus. The first snle you mado to mo was five yards of roller toweling. Yon beat mo on tho prlco and on tho measure. I'm going to tan your Jacket for it!" "But, love"- , She took him by tho collar and laid on tho whip till ho hollered. A wo man who could twist n plow around in clny soil could handlo tho little Josephus. "Tho second sale," continued the wifo ns she rested, "wns five tin pnns. Four of them leaked, nnd you beat mo out of 10 cents beside. Hero is lick lng No. 2." "nut I nm your dear husband!" he protested ns ho squirmed about. "Amf Hint's why I can lick you and dodgo tho law. nero, goes!" Josephus' hide was tickled ngnln. Ho attempted to fight, but was tnken by tho hair nnd his head banged ngnlnst tho wall till ho grow quiet. When tho pcrformnnco was over nnd tho wlfo hnd got her breath bIio said: "You sold mo ten yards of calico foi n dress and wnrrnnted it to wnsh. It was three-quarters of a ynrd short on tho measure nnd the colors ran into each other. Josephus, somo more horsowhlp!" "I'll havo you nrrested for this!" "You can't. That's what I paid sr. to make sure of. Como to time!" I Atld .Toseplms wns licked for sellliur short weight groceries, nnd for charg lng RO cents too much for n pair of shoes, and for selling black stockings thnt crocked, nnd when ho hnd got his last stroko tho wifo said: "Josephus, darling. It wns n cousin of mlno thnt got tho $5,000, but you'vo got mo, nnd hero wo dwell, and you do the farm work nnd do It well or you'll got somo moro of this! Tho mercnntilo business Is not for us, denr. What wo want is tho freo nlr of the country, with honest prices nnd good measure thrown in I"