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About The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1910)
HIE SEMI-WEEKtY TR1BIIHE IRA U BARB. PuMtihe r TERMS, SUS IN ADVANCE NORTH PLATTE NEBRASKA fc If dreamers wore doors nil would bo millionaires. Still, people spenk of football fatal Ules na "accidents!" l- i Undorwcar advertisements aro po cullarly thrilling JuHt now. ' ? , Twns -bettor to liavo tried and lost than never to liavo trlod at all. A suggestion; Why not n hobblo Klrt for the bride's wedding gown? , Tho death of eight aviators In tho pant month proves aviation a costly port A deaf chauffeur must bo In tho tamo class ns a color-blind locomotive engineer. Onb Chicago woman hid a diamond In an timbrolla. Quito bo. However, he got it baclf. 1 Every tlmo football kills a boy ono cannot help wondering if football Is really a sport. i Aviators make rings around tho god nesa of liberty, but no ono olso Is per mitted to do so. I Our idea of a woll-trnlnod balloon is bne that will go to Moxlco Instead of to Canada at this season. j When tho America becamo a wreck at sea It went up instead of down, trhls Is a now record at any rate. j. At tho prevailing prices modest per sons' might think It n privllogo to bo jm egg, especially a strictly fresh egg. The gowns worn at aviation moots ulready begin to draw attention nway from the horridly unconventional man birds. , Doth Manuol nnd Alfonso havo tho pearl-gray spat habit. No wonder they are constantly getting into hot Water. i Is tho dlrlgiblo just coming Into Its own, or ,1b thin last splurgo of cross ing tho English clinnnol but n, dying gasp? , A scorching atttomoblllst in Kansas pity knocked down four blind girls pt once. That appears to bo tho rec ord for the season. As n new $100 counterfeit bill is in circulation tho waiters in tho more luxurious beanerles should bo careful when accepting tips. ! That New York girl who was mar ried amid a fringe of puppy dogB prob- Cbly will like her husband, too, whon he gets used to him. ' Annntinrnmonf In mmln nt n rlo In he price of ostrich plumes. Ono of the crvinir ncods of tho tlmo la nn In. icreauo In the nmhbor of ostricli farms. . To own an aulomobllo" mny bo nn Indication of prosperity, but to pos sess nn nutomobllu and bo nbla to iavo bacon for breakfast Is a slgu pt ipuicnco, ,' In St. Louis an aviator advertises 'Lessons in flying $25 each." Ho neg lects to mention tho number of lossonn It would bo necessary to tako to bo come a good flyer. ' Sixteen now stars have been found In tho last 25 years and 13 of thorn nave been found by womou. Which pgalu goes to piovn that women wore always partial to stars. ' A man in Germany who traded his (Wlfe for a pig was declared by tho Sudgo before whom he appoarod to nave made a suitable exchange, as ho himself was but a hog. ' 1 , . Samoa Is breaking Into tho llmollght (with hookworm. As 85 por cont. of the natives are Buffering with it, Sa Widjuib think the fact cntltlos them to seme part of the 'world's notice. It has been announced In Now York that hereafter smugglers, whothor of plgh or low degreo, will be sent to jail Instead ot being fined. This oueht tn stimulate the conscience ot tho roturn. lag traveler. A suro test to provo a sober condl Hon or the contrary has often bepn. EBggcuicu, out nut uiiogotuor uecidOd pon. A guest tn n, Gotham hotel has apparently establlBhod a suro one. Ho ordered two taxlcabs sent to his room. ' When aeroplanon aro driven, as early in their dovolopmcnts as this, afc the rato ot moro man a nine a minute, for 60 miles at a strotch, it Is ovldont that the automobllo has its work cut put it It is to keep ahead ot the flying kaaehlnes In speed, Flying from Franco to England has creased to be considered marvelous, Progress In aviation Is rapid enough to satisfy all but very Impulalvo poo dle. Fifteen hundred schoolboys turned uif thu ntlinr rtftv nntt MnuhAil iUn streets, in 'the Sixth ward ot Kansas City, without asking Riiy pay for tholr UW-vlr.ftH. It Was found Wlinn Oin wrk wm completed that not a boy iml suMsmou a uroKeu conar bono or suffers otmisoh mav made it noces wry for him to be takes to a hospital TO CONSERVE WATER Of Present Scant Supply Large Amount Is Wasted. 1 Peopip Wholly Inexporlencod In Prop er Methods Misuse Artificial Ar ticle With Characteristic American Extravagance. Water has been carried to vast areas ot hlthorto unproductive desert lands by tho erpeudituro of many mil lions of dollars by tho United States government and many millions of dol lars moro aro already planned to bo spent in claiming for tho husband man empires of land now shunned by man, says Orchard and Farm, With nil this work completed and planned tho Hold of endenvor in winning from tho desert has only been fairly en tered upon. Kvcry step forwnrd Is to be np plauded, nnd whllo only tho "high places" havo been cmbruced in tho work of tho past and that now planned, bona lido conservation will excel much moro thari la contemplated. Tho unfortunate fact regarding Ir rigated lands, wherover they nro, Is that pcoplo wholly inexperienced in proper methods, mlsuso tho artificial water Bupply with characteristic Amer ican extravagauco nnd prodigality, considering only tho present, heedless of the future, Of tho present scant supply a large percentage Is absolutely wasted, inso far ns'boncflttlng cultivated ncrcngo Ib concerned, becauso of tho unscien tific distribution and lack of engineer ing direction in tho preparation of fiold laterals. Evaporation nnd seepage, overflows nnd lcakago claim moro than tho culti vated land receives. Over-irrigated lands soon becomo,ot as llttlo vnluo as thoso having no irrigation 'supply. Tho very selection of crops Boon show cornplcto Ignoranco of tho value of irrigation. Irrigation is oxponslvo nt tho host, nnd tho Idoa that water artificially Bitppliod to the land Ib n mere sub stitute for tho rains that fell regular ly, or frequently "in good old dnyB," ofton referred to by "old-timers," Is a fallacy It were well to bo rid of at onco nnd all tlmo. To plant cropB that will yield but 10, $15 or $20 an aero on Irrigated land is a loss ot tlmo nnd energy. Ten acres well nnd undorstandlngly Irri gated nnd cultivated, should produce moro than 40 or oven SO nro mado to nt thlB tlmo, nnd excess of water will not accomplish tho purposo of the grower. Many thousands of acres of tho fin est vineyards in California havo been badly damaged by oxcosslvo applica tion ot water and must bo again re claimed" by drainage Tho snmo Is truo of a largo section in tho Salt Lako valley and in tho vnlloy below Fort Collins, Col. At Barstow, Tex., It has boon found necessary to dig lm monso drnlnago canals to carry off tho excess water with which ho soil has been saturntod, and tho nno- ranly Is presented of Irrigation and dralnngo ditches paralleling each oth er, tho lattor to counteract tho unwlso nnd extravagant uso ot tho former. And this, In tho faco ot n cruel Bhort ago of wntor, thousands of acres aro not tilled for want of any supply whatever. It. might bo well for onch Irrigation section to havo n board of practical lr rlgatlonlsts who, with engineering di rection should educate ull users of Ir rigation waters In tho prudont and Ju dicious distribution. Tho greatest advantage in Irrigation is tho having ot water "on tap" to uso when needed and hold In reserve whon not needed. In n country whero It rains but sel dom and nover in violent storms; weathot forecasts may bo Ignored, but in n land whore cloudbursts and Bcml deluges are among the probabilities, n "double doso" should bo guarded against with overy posslblo precaution Having secured a water supply troat it as If it was worth monoy - do not throw It awny. Learn how much Is ro quired to mnturo each crop planted and uso no moro, including tho natural precipitation. Do not drown your lands Just becauso you aro entitled to take tho water. It you do not need a windbreak, plant fruit trees along your ditches Instead ot shade trees. Tho Mormons do this with good results, Do not flood your orchards, fruit trees do not need as much as alfalfa, and molsturo encourages tho presence ot insoct postB. Find what your land is best adapted for ami specialize thoso crops. Do not try to forco nature against her will you'll loso monoy trying. Bone Mill Useful Utensil. Tho bono mill should bo kept on overy farm whero fowlB aro kept. Tho ground bono, ot no uso "to moot farm animals, Is Just tho thing tho fowls crave. Thoy will use much of tho nltrogon and phosphorus In it, and what thoy do not uso will go to great ly enrich their manure,. Bono nulla aro not on one-hall ot the farms whero they should bo found In spite ot tho fact that thoy are gen orally acknowledged ns being food savors and money-makers, Give Hens a Free Range, It hens nro given a free range thoy will, from tho middle of Juno until lato in tho fall, hunt their own living and savo tholr owners many dollars besides by keoplng tho crops cloar of tho various bugs and worms which food upon them. Tho loss they are fod tho bettor thoy will hunt. TOO MUCH WATER INJURIOUS Competent Judges Declaro It Will Ccet as Much to Get It Out as It Did to Get It In. it hn3 boon sold by competent Judges, that in tlmo it will cost as much to get wntcr out of an Irrigated section ns It will to get It Into it. This, of course means millions In sotno cases nnd applies to vast, noarly level; Irrigated 'parts moro than to quickly drained smnll irrigated neighborhoods,, says tho Dakota Fnrmor. Many do. not know anything about this great! and even present danger until ma-', larla or sickly dying orchards and' vines break tho torriblo truth to them that "sub irrigation," "ucopago" or' whatovor it may bo called, Is nbout to tako nway nil thoy have. Herotvs whero tho "tenderfoot" buyer la thei most apt to bo tnken in, and ho should! bo oven moro careful In looking up. his dralnngo and water lovols than hot is to boo that his supply of wator Is! Inexhaustible. Iu California Wo once met n man who was excitedly happy) becauso ho had just purchased an ex-j tensive vineyard that had water so! near tho surfaco that it boro perfectly without tho expense and troublo of! turning on water at nil." This poorl follow did not know that only a fowj miles from his purchnso thousands ofi ncres of onco high prlcod vlnoyard and orchard lands wero then worthless: somo of them being ontlrely out of. sight in a lako, becauso of this same! sub-Irrigation of which ho was boast-' Ing. In most cases when desert lands! get whero irrigation Is no longer need-1 oil, it Is but (i very llttlo way from' being ruined by accumulated Irriga-t Hon water. WIso Irrigators overywhoro, are now! enroful not to snturato tholr soil, andj tho moro experienced ono Is with Ir rigation, tho loos wntcr as n rulo ho! uses. Nearly all heavily bearing or-, chnrds, potato fields, vineyards, etc., la good hundB nro watered as nearly as posslblo at right limes and not a nnr- tlclo too much regardless of tho sup ply; and then frequent light surfaco tlllngo Is resorted to, toiceep tho mols turo nud let In tho air, Just ns care-; fully ns tho successful dry fnnner does! for tho sanio purpose. The Exhibition Swlno. It Is the common prnctlso with tho farmer and breeder to nttend tho coun-, ty, Hlnto nnd Intcrstirto fairs for thoi purposo of selecting from thoso on ex-j hlbltlon swlno for breeders, and It Isi considered by somo quite nn achieve-; mcnt to attend ono or moro of thoj prominent expositions and tako home to tho farm the pig decorated with the bluo ribbon. True, thoy appear fine, but wo must always boar In mind they havo been pushed to tholr utmost cnpaclty, and nlno Union out of ton havo been ruineu ror breeding purposes, says Bultlmoro American. Imagine the Chagrin of the credulous buyer, who, after patient effort nnd toll, falls to produco from them any Btock that looks anything ltko ns good as tho onos nt tho fair. Tho showyard is tho place in which to buy Btock for show purposes, and nlso to sco what can bo done with dif ferent Individual animals when prop erly fltted. But It Isn't tho best placo to buy breeders, Wo must romombor the show pig has had tho best ot faro nil Its life, and to chango lta environ ments nnd oxpect It to reproduco show pigs Is to cherish a dream that: will novor como truo. do to tho fairs nnd look over tho show nnd study tho dlfforent herds, then go to tho breod- or's farm and purchnso your breedlug! stock, and huccobs will moro likely crown your efforts. LIVE STOCK NOTES. 1 Hoavy horses nro not calculated for rast driving. Much of tho horse's growth de ponds on his temperament. The early hog will fetch tho most cash this fall as ho usually does. Tho colt should be taught to cat a mlxturu ot oats, wheat bran and lln seed moal. Tho big horso gols IiIh oxtra weight! mutiny uirougu uioir muscics ana larger bono. When a horso docs not cat nil that Is given him, it Hhould not be allowed; to sour In tho box. riclr out tho best lamb In the flocki to keep or olso buy ono of somo sue-: cossim jjreouer or Bhaop. A man with a low volco and a qulot manner accomplishes tho most work) on a farm, and keeps his stock In thei Look out carefully for tho drainage! ot tho hog pen. Whero does It go?i Buroly It must not find Its way to tho won or Into a stream! A good horso used In a common sense manner uhould live to nn old ago and be In condition to perform good work at all times. For boot cattlo, tho heifer should! bo nllowod to grow nnd mature till she is nearly three years of ago before as-l sumlng tho duttos of maternity. Tho Increase in a flock of sheon ron- resents almost entire profit to tho mani who has no rontnls to pay and keeps nisiBiieop on government lands. If you don't want your hogs to eat up every hon they can got, gtvo them, a vnnevy oi ioou, so mat tlioy will not bo so carnivorous In their annetlto. Sheep should bo turned out on every; mco uay. j. union snouid not bo nl- lowod to got culllod. Their frail bodlos canuot withstand soveroly cold weather. l no average goat breeder rulsoa thorn to sell, and whllo thoy muy tell you all about tholr good polnte. ho mny forget to luonttou some of tbolr wenu Mies. BASON of snow, season flnwera, Season ot lots and -rain! Slnco nrlef and joy tnuni nllko be ours, AVliy do we still complain? Garnlshlngs for Soupt. Usually soup garnishes arc limited in number to throe or four, A garnish that is both tasty and good to look at is worth consideration. Noodles are a common garnish and aro generally liked. To prcparo them, beat an egg slightly, add n tcaspoonful ot salt and flour enough to make a stilt dough; knead, toss on a floured board and roll as thinly ns possible. Cover with n towel and set asldo for half an hour; then cut in fancy shapes, using a French knife or a vcgetnblo cutter. Dry for an hour, then cook 20 minutes In boiling salted water; drain and add to soup. Noodles aro served as a veg otablo. White Bait Garnish,- Boll the trim mings of puff pnsto, and. cut in narrow strips threc-fourtha of an Inch long arid an eighth of nn inch wide. Fry In deep fat until brown, then drain on browjj paper. Servo passed with tho soup: , Egg Custard. Beat two eggs slightly, add two cup- fuls of milk and a tow grains of salt, Pour into - a smnll buttered cup and placo' in a pan of hot- wator to cook Until firm; removo from tho cup, cut in fancy shapes, with French vego tablo cutters. Fritter Sean. ' Beat an egg until light, add two ta- blespoonfuls of milk, threo-fourths of n tenspoonful of salt and half a cup ful of flour. Put through a colander Into deep fat until brown. Drain on brown paper. Egg Balls. Rub tho yolks of two hard-boiled eggs through a sieve, add nn eighth of a tenspoonful of salt, a fow grains of cayenne and half a tcaspoonful ot molted butter; molston with uncooked yolk of egg to mnko of the consistency to hnndlo. Shnpo in small balls, roll In flour and sauto in butter. Royal Custard. Beat tho yolks ot three eggs and ono wholo egg slightly, add half a cup of boup stock (consommo Is tho best), season with nutmeg, salt and cayenne. Put into n buttered mold, place In a pan of water and bako until Arm; cool, removo from tho mold nnd cut in fancy shapos. bldeH lila tlmo he tastes tho sweat Of lionov In tho salttst tour; And though ho fares with Blowest feet, Joy runs to meet htm drawing near. Invalid Cookery. Physicians ngreo that tho proper preparation ot food for tho sick Is ofton of moro Importance than medi cines. Arnngo tho tray as daintily ns pos slblo, cover tho tray with n spotless cloth that just'flts tho tray, Select tho choicest china, making frequent changes to avoid monojtony. It Is sur prising what small things mnko or mar tho happiness of an Invalid. Arrange tho tray ns noarly as pos slblo as ono does tho tablo service It two or throe coursos may bo sorvod to a patient, have ono removed botoro tho other is brought Avoid crowding tho trny. Servo small quantities ot food. It Is better to send for moro than to spoil tho appetite by Bervlng too lavishly. All food's which uro Intendod to bo served hot, should bo placed In beatod dishes and kopt covered until tho pa tlont Is reached. Equal caro ohould bo observed with cold dishes. Novor consult a patient In regard' to his menu. Ho will inform you If thero is anything ho especially desires, Tho meal that is a surprise is more apt to crcato an appetite. It liquid diet 'must bo used, mako It as full of vartoty as posslblo, Often milk is objectionable and It forms tho chief food. Vary it by nddlug ronnot or making tho milk Into koumiss or adding a sparkling water llko Apol llnarlq.' Barley and rlco water aro used to reduce a laxnttvo condition. Toast water Is used In extremo cases of nausea. Clam water mny ofton bo retained whon tho stomach refuses to retain other food. . Oatmeal water may bo drunk on thi .hottest days whon loo wntor Would bo dangerous. Fruit waters aro refreshing, cooling and stimulating and thoy aro also val uablo in acids and salts. Boot tea, if mado from tho fresh boef, la moro ot a stimulant than nutrient. Beef ossenco is another food both stimulating and nutritive. Koumiss is prepared by warming a quart ot milk to blood heat, add onb and a half tablespoonfula ot sugar, n third ot n yoast cako dissolved In a tablospoonful of lukewarm water. Fill bottles within two Inches of tho top, tio down tno corks and Invert. Let stand over night nt a temperature of 80 degrees. Chill, and in another day K' flnwern. 1 .SBBL f f o I Jt Is ready to serve. 1 H K TIIIH wet. Will x.rrtntiA tin. hril nf men borne llttlo shift o' Cloudit'll shet The sun off now and then. -Iillcy. "t can tench sur;ar to nltp down yout throat a million of ways.". Candles. Tho following nro a fow cholco candy recipes that may bo mado at homo; If the directions nro carefully followed tho results will be most sat isfactory: Buttercups. Boll two cups of mo- lassos, a cup of BUgar, a half cup ot boiling water, two tablespoonfula of butter, a third of a teaspoonrul of cream of tartar, nil together until a firm ball may bo mado when tried In cold water. Flavor with vanilla and pour on a buttered platter and pull when cool enough. Sbnpo on a lightly-floured board In a long strip wldo enough to Inclose a roll ot fon dant an inch in diameter. Placo tbo fondant on tho candy and bring tho edges together and press firmly over the fondant With both hands pull the, candy In a long strip. Cut in small pieces 'with shears or a sharp knlfa If tho candy Is boiled too long It will bo too brittle to handle. Tho roclpo for fondant Is prepared by boiling together two cups of sugar, a half cup of water and a tablespoon- ful ot glucose to keep tho sugar from graining, or a half tenspoonful of cream of tartar may bo used Instead of the glucoso. Boll until u soft ball Is formed whon rolled in tho flngors. Flavor with vanilla, when stirring, nftor It is cold enough to bear tho finger. This Is tho foundation for all tho French candles and bonbons. Peanut Candy, This Is a delicious candy when carefully made. Shell a quart ot peanuts and roll with n roll ing pin until well crushed. To a pound of light brown sugar ndd b'.tl ouncos of butter, boll, stirring con stantly, ton minutes. Add tho nuts and pour pnto n buttered pan. Mark In squares when cool enough. Butter Scotch. Boll together a cup of sugar, one-fourth of a cup of mo lasses, a tablospoonful of vinegar, two tablespooufuls of boiling wator and a halt cup of butter. Boll until it be comes brittle when tried in cold water. Turn into n buttered pan, When cool mark It in squares with a pointed knife. A flavoring of vanilla may be added If liked, Just as It Is takon from tho flro. Peanut Brittle. This Is ono of tho simplest ot candles to mako, but caro must bo taken that it does not burn. Put a pound of granulated sugar in a smooth sauce pan and put over tho flro; stir until tho sugar is molted and a golden brown; add a pound ot shelled peanuts nnd pour into n but tered pan. IS UELTKVK: That health Ij llld fllltV mill lui.liiraa nf Iha Individual; Illness of the physician. Buttermilk as Food. Buttormllk Is prized as a food and a mcdicino. As all tho properties ot Bklin milk nro still In tho milk, tho essoin and mlnerul matter, which aro tho valuablo part of tho milk aro still Uioro. Tho lactic acid in tho butter milk attacks and dissolves tho earthy deposits In tho veins and nrterlcs, so that thoro Is no clogging, It Ib tho calcareous deposits In tho veins and Joints which cause decay of tho pow ers, hardening of tho arteries and stif fening of tho Joints.1 Buttermilk. It freely drunk, postpones tho Infirmities of ago ton and twenty years. It is a stimulation to tho liver, skin and kid noys. It tones the Btomnch and is changed Into good rich red blood. When feeling a touch of rheumatism drink buttermilk freely. . Buttormllk should be freshly churned to bo whole somo. Our grandmothers used to mako Drean wun outtormiiK which was wholesome and of flno flavor. For a quick bread, tho following Is a good reclpo: uuiiermiuc urcau. raKo two cup fuls of flour, halt a tcaspoonful of salt, a tcaspoonful of cream ot tartar and halt a tcaspoonful ot soda. Sift well and ndd a cupful of buttermilk. Mako into n loaf, score it across and bako thrce-qunrtors of an hour In a mod ernto oven. Mulled Buttermilk. Tnke a quart ot , buttermilk, ono and a half tablespoon fuls of flour, ono beaten egg, three ta blespoonfuls of sugnr, a little grated nutmeg and two slices of bread. Mols ten tho flour with a llttlo buttermilk, heat tho romaluder but do not boll; add tho sugar and egg to tho butter milk, and after cooking tho flour until thick, udd to tho mixture. Season and pour ovor the bread crumbs. Corn Muffins, Put two cupfuls ot cornmeal Into a bowl add a cup of flour, halt a cup of sugar, two table- spoonfuls of molted butter, a beaten egg. Add n tcaspoonful ot soda to two cups ot buttermilk and half a tea spoonful of salt. Beat well and bake In buttered mullln pans. THE HIGH COST OF LIVING REDUCED' Much has been said nbout the ht.-r co.it ot llvlnrr, its caused, and the possi bilities ot its reduction, mic mticj imi been said about tho most cosjy lenkj tho false economy existing today tn near ly every household. Much foodstuffs aro boucht with but. ono point In view: "How ehcnp cart J' cot it" without a thought of quality or "after cost." Ono of tho most torlous li baking powder. jjy tno uso oi ponoci Daicing nowuei tho liouscwlfo rnn derive ns much ccon omy as from airy other artlcto used In Daxinff ana coouing. in neiecinift m baklntt powder, therefore, enro hIiouIJ' bo exercised to purchase ono that re tains lta orlftlnnl strenpth nnd always remains tho same, thus malting tho food' sweet and wholesome, and producing stifilclrnt leavening gas to mako thi . . - . i . . i Very little ot this leavcnlnrr can li , nroducert by tho chean bultlnir riowdern. malting It necessary to use dnublo tin quaniuy orumuriiy required to kocuh good results. You cnnnnV experiment every tlnu you mako n oako or biscuits, or test th strength of your baking powder to find out now muen or u you suouiu use yet with most baking powders you should do this for they aro put lognthei so carelessly they nro nnver uniform tho quality nnd strength varying wltu earh can purchased. cuiunift xtnaiiig l'owuer i mnuo .01 shetnlcallv nuro Ingredients of tested strength. Experienced chemists put ' II tip. The proportions of thtf dlrteiqnl materials remain always the same, Bealrd In nlr-tlRht rnns, Calumet BaKVnu Powder docs not niter In strength ami' Is not nffecled by atmospheric changes. an using aniumei you aro nounu .ta have uniform bread, cako or biscuits, ni Cahnnct docs not (Contain nny cheap, useless or adulterating lngrrdlentn so rommonly Used tn Increase tlm weight. Tinner, it produces pure, wholesome food, and Is a baking powder of rare merit: therefore, Is rccommanded by Icadlnir physicians and chomlsts. It complies with nil pure food laws, both BTATE and NATIONAL. Tho goods are inodornto In price, and any ladv purchns Intr Calumet from her grocer. If not sat Isncd with It. enn return It and havo her money refunded. AS REPRESENTED. Us Patient Look hero, doctor: vou said If I took a bottle of your tonlir I would havo a remnrkablo appetite. Why, I only eat ono soda cracker each week. Doctor Well, don't you call that & remarkablo appetite? END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW Dyspepsia, Gas, Sourness or Indiges tion Go Five Minutes After Taking a Little Dlapepoln. If your meals don't fit comfortably,, or you feol bloated after eating, nnd you bellcvo it is tho food which fills, you; if what llttlo you eat 113 llko load on your stomach; if thero is dif ficulty In breathing, eructations of spur, undigested food and ncld, heart burn, brash or a bolching ot gas, you can mnko up your mind that you noed lomothlng to stop food fomentation and euro Indigestion. A largo caoo of Papo's Dlapopsln costs only fifty cents at any drug itoro hero Jn town, and wilt convlnco iny Btomnch sufferer flvo minutes after taking n singlo doso that Fermonta Hon and Sour Stomach Is causing the misery of Indigestion. No matter if you call your trouble Catarrh ot tho Stomach, Dyspepsia, Nervousness or Gastritis, or by any other name always remember that a. certain euro is waiting at your drug storo tho moment you dccldo to begin. Its uso. Papo's Dlapopsln will rcgulnto any out-of-order Stomach within flvo min utes, and digest promptly, without any (uss or discomfort, all of any kind of food you eat. These largo CO-ccnt cases contain more than sufficient to thoroughly euro any chronic caso pt Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or any other Stomach trouble. Should you at this moment bo suf fering from Indigestion, Gas, Sour ness or any stomach dlsqrdor, you can surely get relief within flvo minutes. Getting a Supply. "Whut did you do 'bout dat man who was standln' on do curbstono calllp.' you names?" asked Mrs. Miami Brown. "I th'owcd a lump o' coal at 'Im," re plied Mr. Erastua Plnkley. "Wat did ho dp?" "Ho stayed right dar, hopln' I'd mako it a bucketful." " Desperate Situation. "There's no uso trying to deny It," remarked Mrs. DeFlatt, "this Is the worst cook wo'vo had yet Thero positively Isn't a decont thing to eat on tho table." "That's right," rejoined DoFlatt. "But," continued his wlfo, "there's ono thing In her favor. Sho can't be beat when it comes to washing." "Pity wo can't eat tho washing." stghod tho hungry husband. Rheumatism, Neuralgia and For Throat will not live under tho same roof with HoniUns Wizard Oil, the beat oi all remedies for. the relief of all paiu, Thero Is not a vlco which more ef fectually contracts and deadens the feelings than tho deslro ot accumulat ing possessions. Mant A quarrel meroly proves that one of the parties to it hasn't any more sense than the other.