UNDEFEATED CHAMPION OF THB
NORTHWEST.
T. A. Ireland, Rifle Shot, of Colfax,
Wash., Telia a Story.
1 Mr. Ireland 1b tho holdor of four
frotCL records and has yot to loso
Iila first match says ho: "KIdnoy
trouble so affected
my vision as to Inter
fere with my shoot
Ing. I beoamo so
nervous I could hard,
ly hold a gun. Thero
was sovcro pain in
my back and head
and my kidneys were
terribly disordered.
Doan'a Kidney Pills
cured mo after I had
dqctored and takon
nearly every rome'dy
lmaglnablo without
relief. I will nlvo
further details of my case to anyone
enclosing stamp."
Remember, tho name Doan's.
For salo by nil dealers. 60 cents a
box. Foster-MUburn Co., Duff alo, N. Y.
In tho Way.
"You haven't much of a memory for
dates," said tho conversational board
er.
"Nopo," replied Farmor CorntosBol.
1 usod to have. Dut It Interferes with
business when you'ro sollln' spring
chickens."
Important to Mothoro
Exnmlno carefully every bottlo of
CASTOIIIA, a safo and suro remedy for
Infants and children, and See that It
Ttnnra (Tin
Slgnaturo of CdayJl
In XJso For Over 30 Yoars.
Tho Kind You Ilavo Always Bought,
;
A Teacher In the Making.
Sho was popular young normal stu
dent, who had been to a party tbq
night beforo, nnd as a consequence,
was "not prepared" in tho geogpraphy
class.
Tho -voman Instructor, truo to her
method of drawing upon tho genoraV
knowledgo of a student rather than to
permit a failure, nttor eliciting two or
three Inconsequential "stabs" from
her fair ut Jaded dlsclplo, asked for
tho products of China.
Tho victim brightened. "Tea," sho
asserted, preparing to sit down.
"Yes, and what elso?" encouraged
tho Instructor.
Tho young woman smiled with
ewcet hopelessness.
"Now you can mention others, I
nm Buro. Just think about It."
"T".a," drawled tho fluto-llko volco
t tho pretty girl, "and," puckering
her forehead with an Intellectual tour
sfio ' force, "and laundry work.
Voutii's Companion.
Get After the Files.
With tho warm days flies multiply
Amazingly. Now Is the tlmo to at
Nick thom and provent tho breeding
of millions from tho few hundreds that
already exist.
Perhaps tho most effective method
ot destroying flies is by burning
pyrethrum In each room. This stuns
tho flies and thoy can bo swept up and
burned.
Flies aro dangerous carriers of dls
easo and an enemy ot humankind. Do
your part toward keeping down tho
yest and Improving tho health of your
pommunity.
A Hibernian Verdict.
A Now Yorker Is tho happy employ
pr of an aged Irishman, who growa
eloquent ovor tno woes or tno isni
crald Islo. Said tho boss: "Pat, tho
king of England is dead."
Tho old man was silent for a mo
pent. Then ho took off his hat.
"Woll," ho said slowly, "a3 a man
ho was a flno bit of a boy. As Eng
lishmen go, ho was as good as yez
can make them. As a king, thoro was
nobody on earth as could boat him.
But still, I'll keep mo eyo on Qeorgo."
Somo peoplo would accomplish a
lot moro If thoy didn't wasto so much
time tolling others what they urn go
ing to do.
A "Corner
In Comfort
For those vho know tho
pleasure nnd sntisfaction
there is in a. plass of
ICED
Make it as usual, dnrk
nnd rich boil it thoroughly
Y) bring out the distinctive
flavour nnd food value.
Cool with cracked ice, nnd
ndd sugar and lemon; also a
' little cream if desired.
Postum is really n food-drinlr
with the nutritive elements
of the field grains. Ice it, and
you have a pleasant, safe,
cooling drink for summer
days an agrqeable surprise
for those who have never
tried it.
"There's a Reason" for
POSTUM
Postnm Cereal Co., Limited,
Battle Creek, Mich.
POSTUM
H4pp
Sorrowful Face Due
NEW YORK. A small, quiet, but sor
rowful If not disgusted looking
man sat by tho side of a medium-sized
automobilo that was drawn out of the
road as a large touring car enmo
along, driven by a man with an Inter
rogatory aspect. Tho man In tho
touring car had seen that auto every
tlmo he passed that day, so ho Blowed
up and leaned over:
"How long have you been hero?"
"Sovoral hours."
"Can't you find out what tho mat-
tor Is?"
"No,"
"Inlet valvo all right?"
"Yes."
"Troublo with spark plug?"
"Think not."
"How aro your battorles?"
"O. K."
"Haven't got a short circuit, havo
you?"
"Oh, no."
"How's your commutator?"
"Great."
How a Bride's Roses
KANSAS CITY, MO. Whon WIllIo
Boy got married he bought his
wlfo flowers, of course. And after tho
wedding Mr. Wllllo Boy naturally de
cided to preserve tho flowers to look
at for all tlmo by pickling thom In
alcohol. That was all right It didn't
cost much, Just $2 or $3 but there
was a 700-mIlo trip beforo Mr. nud
Mrs. Willie Boy got homo.
At first thoy decided they'd pack
tho treasure In tho brass Jardiniere
"Art" sent nnd bring It homo In tho
bottom of ono of tho trunks. Then
Emallnc that's her first name ro
momborcd that among other things It
might explodo and ruin her perfectly
good roso-coldred clrcBS that "Doc"
went crazy over before she was mar
ried, and that there was a 2GIncli wil
low plumo In tho samo trunk, not to
speak of a pretty coat, a lavender
gown, a few moro hats, a couple of
hundred doodads or sonio moro
clothes. So tho natural consequence
camo. Willie Boy carried tho remains.
"
Mosquito Gets Credit for a Runaway
NEW YORK. A mosquito which ap
parently was a cross of the famous
or notorious families of Jersey well
borers and Staten Island rock-drlllors,
saw George Gordon's nose, buzzed a
llttlo cong about "Oh, for a pasture
now!" and swept down upon tho noso.
Tho noso nnd Georgo were at that
moment behind a horse that Georgo
was driving.
Now, Gordon had had all ho could
do to manago that skittish steed bo
fore tho advent of tho Insect. Whon
ho felt tho first Jab of the skeeter's
surgical scissors George started to
knock tho squatter off his nasal terri
tory. But ho restrained his hand, for
In that Instant he remembered that ho
needed both hands to handlo the frac
tions horso.
And there was Georgo In a dilemma
equal to that ancient ono that con
corned a devil und n deep sea. If ho
didn't knock that mosquito off his
noso ho'd loso his llfo blood, but If he
took a hand from tho reins to deliver
Eat Muskrat, Mayb
CHICAGO. "Loin of Chicago Grown
Muskrat with Rullrush Sauce."
mils of faro In Chicago restaurants
will carry tho foregoing Item as a
"special, fresh today" ontreo If the
plans of threo pioneer "muskrat farm
orB" culminate In succoss.
Tho first muskrat farm has been
started. Its products nro to ho food
nnd fur. Its market will bo Chicago,
as a beginning at least, but success
may broaden Its Bcopo. Mark Goldor,
loan morchant, 1732 South Stato
street; Jack Eck, painter, 348 Twenty
sixth street, and,John Horan, Willow
Springs, nro tho pr6prletors of tho
farm. Its location Is In tho, "Sag" In
tho towns of Worth nnd Pnlos, 20
inilos routhwest of Chicago. It com
crises 190 acres, Is more than a mile
to Other Troubles
"Perhaps your worm gear . Is
clogged."
"No; nil clear."
"Got any gnsoltno In your tnnk?"
"Plenty."
"How about your circulation? Cylin
der Isn't bound, 1b It?"
"No, sir."
"Tires Boom all right?"
"Never bettor."
"Wei, ninybo your vibrator Isn't ad
justed." "Thnt's alt right."
"Havo you looked at your carbure
tor?" "Yes."
"How about tho cam shaft?" r
"Grnnd."
"Havo you tightened your connect
ing rods, examined your clutches nnd
gono over tho differentials?"
"Yes, yes."
Tho man In tho touring car paused
a momont and then, looking nt tho
stranger by tho roadsldo, Bald 'at last:
"What's tho matter with that machine
of yours?"
"Thero Isn't anything tho matter
with this machlno; but olnco noon my
wife has been In that houso ovor thoro
kissing her sister's first baby good-by.
When alio gets through, If you aro not
more thnn a thousand miles away and
will ,loavo our address, 1 will tele
graph or cablo tho glad nows."
Led Her to Tears
Tho Pullman was hot and Wllllo
Boy thought of tho explosion. No uso
leaving tho Jar out on tho vestibule.
It might break thero. Ho wanted to
stay In tho Pullman, but ho couldn't.
He had to 6tay outsldo and hold tho
pickled roses. Night camo and Wllllo
Boy was sleepy. Ho went to bod, but
he didn't Bleep; ho 'wns too busy hang
ing tho roses out of tho window to
keep tho alcohol cool.
Kansas City camo, and then homo;
Emallno walked into tho houso nnd
Wllllo Boy followed with tho pickled
once-wero roses.
"Whnt'll wo do with 'om?" he nskod.
"Why, put thom In tho attic, of
course," Emallno answered.
Wllllo Boy hadn't boon married
very long and ho wasn't Independent
Still there surged Into his fnco tho
blood of battlo and his volco splut
tered as ho spoke.
"A-at-tlc?" ho asked. "Will weT
Wo won't. I- carried those things 700'
miles, and If they're worth carrying
that far thoy'ro worth looking at, ovon
If I don't think they nmount to much
Attic nothing. Mantel, that's where
thoy'ro going, understand mantel
Hoar mo?"
And that's tho reason Emallno cried
the first dny she hud got to her now
homo.
that knockout swing nwny would go
his bad-tempered horse!
Gordon shook his head violently
and blew his breath toward tho mos
quito to dlslodgo It, but all to no pur
pose. Tho Insect held on nnd Just
bored and bored. Gordon gritted his
teeth and remembered tho story ho
had read In school about tho Spartan
But what was a mero fox gnawing nt
a boy's vltnls to a roal, war-size Jorsoy
mosquito sinking an artesian well In n
man's noso!
Georgo could stand It no longer. Up
went ono hand In a savago sweep. It
missed tho mosquito. Forgetting nil
except his deslro for vengeance
George swung with tho other hand,
And ns the skootor buzzed 'Ha, ha!
tho horso, freed from control, bolted
Perhaps tho wind created by the speed
blow the mosquito off Gordon's nose
At any rate tho pest vanished. Just
ns Gordon grabbed tho reins and
started to saw on the bit a wheel
struck a stono and out ho shot. Ho
landed bruised and stunned at tho
sido of tho road.
Dr. Frederick T. Witto. who was
passing in his auto, got out, revived
Gordon nnd took him homo In his ma
chine. Whon they arrived nt tho Gor
don domlcllo, lo! thoro was the runa
way horso standing quietly at tho sta
ble door.
e; Farm in Chicago
long and consists of tho fairest stretch
of Bwanips nnd shallow, llttlo lakes to
bo found In this soctlon of tho coun
try. It already has a largo mugkrat
population.
The birth of tho farm camo whon
Goldor signed a lease for tho lan
with Mrs. Cntherino Rawllngs. Its
owner, for a term of 15 years, start
lng on April 1C, at a rental of $200 n
year In lulyanco.
Tho fnrm may flgtiro as a worthy
chnmplon In tho fight against tho high
cost of living. Secretary of Agrlcul
turo Wilson recently recommended
tho meat of muskrnts as n food. Ho
emphasized Its cheapness nnd Its
good qualities, Including flavor and
nutritious valuo. Tho farm may on
able many peoplo to follow his advlco.
"Our first Idea was Just to trap for
tho furs," said Goldor, "but knowing
muskrats were good to eat, wo decided
to luvcstlgato conditions and try to
promoto muskrats as a popular article
of diet. Wo hnvo Btrong hopes of suc
cocb, for a trial will convince people
that the, meat of tho muskrat Is good."
HIS HOPES.
Jinks Do you expect to movo thlB
iprlng?
Fickle I expect to, yes; but hope
my wlfo may decldo to grant mo a
reprieve '
Try This, This Summer.
Tho very next tlmo you'ro hot, tired
or thirsty, step up to a soda fountain
and get a glass of Coca-Cola. It will
cool you off, relievo your bodily and
mental fatlguo and quench your thirst
delightfully. At soda fountains or
carbonated In bottles Bo overywhero.
Delicious, refreshing and wholesome
Send to tho Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta,
Ga., for their froo booklet "The Truth
About Coca-Cola." Tells what Coca
Cola is and why It Is so delicious, re
freshing nnd thlrst-quonchlng. And
end 2c stamp for tho Coca-Cola Baso-
ball Record Book for 1910 contains
tho famous poem "Caaoy At Tho Bat,"
records, schedules for both leagues
and other vnluablo baseball informa
tion compiled by authorities.
Wrong Angle.
"There's a bright sido to every
thing."
"A bright sldet. Bah!"
"Woll, thero Is."
"Do you mean to' tell mo, doctor,
that thero Is a bright sido to my hav
ing hnd my leg amputated?"
"Indeed, thero Is; and if you could.
put yourself in my plnco you could
really boo It."
The Secret.
"Miss Bright," whlsporcd Miss
GausBlp, "can you keep a secret?"
"Yes," repllod Miss Bright, also
whispering, "I can kocp ono as woll aB
you can."
Lewis' Simile Binder, the famous
straight Cc cigar annual trnlo U.OUO.UOU,
Somo mon nro llko eggs too full
of themselves for anything oIbo.
A PACKAGE MAILED FREE OH REQUEST OF
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS
Tho best Stomach
and Liver Pills known
and a posltlvo nnd
speedy euro for Con
stipation, Indigestion,
Jnundlco, UlllouBncss,
Sour Stomnch, Iload
nchc, and all bailments
arising from a disor
dered stomach or slug
gish liver. They con
tain In concentrated
fnrm n it thn virtues and values of Mun-
yon's Paw-Paw Tonlo and are made
1 .. . M 11. -n . Tin... ..!.
rOtn UIO JU1CO Ul WIU xw-iuw nun.
I unhesitatingly recommend thoso pills
as bolng tho best laxatlvo and cnthartla
ever compounded. Send us n postal or
letter requesting n froo packngo of
Munyon'a Colobrated Paw-raw Laxa
tlvo Pills, and wo will mall same froo
of charge MUNYON'S HOMOEO
PATHIC IIOMK HI3MBDY CO., C3d
and Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Va. .
mmm oahada
What Prof. Shaw, tho Woll-ltnown Agri
culturist, Say About Hi
"I would trailer ralo cnttlo In Western
Ounotltt tlt'in tn tlie earn tM.lt nf
the Unlteil ttt(i. i' ecu
li clicaiwr end climate
liettor Xor tlio turioi.
Your market will lm.
prove faiter than year
fanner will produeothe
uppllca. Whi-Hl ran he
grown tin totlieffHh pur
rllrl I1 it mill a north of
thn Iut"mntlnnnl hound
nr . Vour vacant land
will tm tnken lit a rate
Iwond pront concep
tion. Wo )mw Bnnusli
Keoptej In thn llnlti-d
fati'M elnnn who want
homes to tnko up thla Und." Ntlr
70.000 tar.csns
tlllniiterfiiiliiinkullMlrlioinra
In We-tnni tamulii ttil 'nr
luuu iirimHci'u miwurr iutkto
rroii of wheat, orUs und harlrr
in nu num. in wnit'ii iimi cm wo
exnortrt wim mi lininoiiitu item
Luulu rr. ihlnu. .dsirrtua.
fnrunn eud arnln nrowiiifl In
lrovtiii of Jltnniliiba, buI
a the
ciienuu linn Aincnii.
tlun nroii. ne well Unda hriM
lijr rAllifHy finil land com paniea, will
lTfO Ufiiurati'iKl und tro--nn
linn lil" tioini' for nillMiina.
A.li.iilnlkl.. .nil. Iif.illlir,,! rll.
IMiklu, aplt'iullit MiliwiU mid
cliurclii'x. nint troiMt rnllvvnja,
For Mittlrra rnUn, deacrjptlra
HUirnturo "lat Heat v'wt." linw
to rcaoli the rountrr nnd othnr pur.
tlruUra, nrtta to Hun t ot Jmiiil.
iiratlnn, Ultima, (tannda. or to tue
Uaoudlan UoterQinent Asent.
W. V. DENNETT
Room 4 Bss Blrta;. Orcatii.Xib.
(IJu .ilri-nsnonrcMyon.) (J)
Wanted Confidential Correspondents
i In the UNlTlilJ HTATK8. Kx
ilVcSI y W lltil U perlrnco liniicccHHitry, Ndiool
TenclierH.Sti-noirrnplif rH.TvlfKruiili (Iperutora,
Clerk ivnd 1'rofenuloiml muii or womi'ii ell
Klblu. An iiniiMmlolilortiinltf tnlnrreiito roiirln.
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Itlch Roll, Hlx and aevou cuttlnira of nlfulfu.
KlrM claas poultrr and dalrr country, Alt tho f rulta.
Uasr tonus. U. U ll.lll.l.r A Co., SO) USall. SI.. itt,t
mm
III
THEWONDERS 0F01.D OCEAN
Pine colors, odd forms. 24 shells, eaoh a different
Tarleljr, for2fc. HUunustaken. JJirifo aliowy thrlla
and eurlos for fairs, chureii baar. on com in I talon,
Wrttome, J. IM'OWII. I.. AViiuUokii, Illinois
VLW Thompson's Eyo Watir
Remedies are Needed
Were wo perfect, which wo nro not, medicines would
not often be needed. But since our systems havo be
come weakened, impaired and broken down through
indiscretions which have gone on from the early age,
through counties generations, remedies art needed to
aid Nature in correcting our Inherited and otherwise
acquired weaknesses. To reach tho seat of stomach
weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is
nothing so good as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dlscov
arv. a rflveerla rnmnntind. extracted frnm native medio
insl roots sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to nil users. For
Weak Stomach, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating.
Heartburn, Bad Breath, Belching of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal
Derangements, the "Discovery" is a time-proven and most efficient remedy.
Tho tfcnulno has on Its
outsldo wrapper thm
Signature
Yon can't afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-alco-liollo,
medicine or- known coMrosmoN, not even though tho urgent dealer may
thereby mako a little bigger profit.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate stomach, liver d
bowels. Sugar-coated, liny granules, easy to take as candy.
Lightning Rods on the White House.
Tho Whlto Houso Is going to havo
lightning rods. They will bo put on
eomo tlmo this summon Tho distin
guished occupants of tho mansion pnat
and presont havo nover been pro
tected against Jupiter's bolts. The rods
will bo put on ovory part of tho build
ing, oxcopt tho low ofllccs whero tho
president transacts his ofllclnl busi
ness. Col. Spencer S. Cosby, United
Stntcs suporlntondcnt of public
grounds and buildings, persuaded Mr.
Taft that tho Whlto Houso ought to
bo equipped with tho rods and oxecu
tlvo npproval won given. Tho cost
will bo botwoon $500 nnd $G00. Phila
delphia North American.
Diplomacy is tho art of making oth
ers boliovo you nro Interested In
thom, whon in reality thoy mako you
weary.
FREE
Send postal for
Frco Pncknge
of Pnxtino.
Better and more economical
than liquid antiseptics
FOR AIX TOILET USES.
Gives one a sweet breath; clean, white,
(term-free teeth tmtisepticallr clean 1
mouth and throat purifies the breath
after smoking dispels all disagreeable
nersniration and body odors much an-
I predated by dainty Women. A quid
remody for soro eyes and catarrh.
solrcd in a cists of hot water
makes a delightful antiieptic so
lution, poiteuing extraordinary
cleansing. Germicidal and heal
ing power, and absolutely harm.
leu. fry a Sample. 3Uc
largo box at druggiA or Ly mail.
THE PAXTON TOILET CO.. BOSTON. MASS.
S
PR0&F in the
Wo toll you about how pood you'll
fool nftor tiiklnrr a CASOARE11
that mllllona of people buy, uso
and roommond tlicin But tlint'a
talk you buy a box now tnlto as
directed fo-nfaif and got tho proof
In tho morning Aftor you know
0ASCARET3 you'll novor bo
without thom. out
CASCARltTS ioc a box for a week's
treatment, all dniReliln. IllKRot seller
In the world. Million lioxca a uioutb.
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SClranwi tod brautlfltl tha hair.
lronoUa a toiurlant cruwui.
INarer j"lie to jireioro iray
ICiuai aealp ili.-i.ei ill hair lalllnf.
i liair is lia louiniui ioior.
41m. aim am.fai uniyyitii
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if
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trllu,llllldl.
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Brv.lla. Saw Tart
Try Glllctto Shaving
no stooiting no honing
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white faces or untrue bought on
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Come and see for yourself.
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At either
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Ihs Dait In the Wait
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I Ayl TENTS
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ot Lincoln, No'brnskn, wnnta n tnaua' whole
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bf mall nt out prices. Bend for free catalogue,
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1Sth tlt
Doo(lis tttu
Amorloan 92.00 per Uar end upward.
European 81. OO par day end upwards.
rtUAIIA TH" oouae sir
UrnnilA at Union Depot.
Take Doiia Street Oar
B LLEFS
Get tho best. Your dealer can supply
you with our brand. Your loss of bay
will more than pay.
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W. N. U OMAHA, NO. 28-1010.
AXLE GREASE
is the turning-point to economy
in wear and tear of wagons. Try
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