A Victorious Surrender By Margaret Johnson (Copyrighted by Short Stories Co., Ltd.) w Tho shades wero scarcely drawn up i from tho windows or tho llttlo shop, which, glittering in tho morning sun shine, courted attention to tho rows upon rows of toys and goodies spread within, when tho shop bell tinkled briskly, nnd a llttlo fat urchin entered with a gravd nnd buslncss-llko air, to mako his early purchase This was no raw new customer, un famlllinr with tho traditions of tho placo, respected and observed by all those privileged to trade theroln. IIo know exactly in which corner of tho sparkling showcaso to look for his Heart's chosen dainties Ho had a pleasing intimacy with tho color of tho paper nnd string which hid their lusclousness temporarily fronv his view. Ho took his package from Miss Hatty's own fair hands with a mur mured thank you; nnd having re ceived it, deposited tho three pennies which constituted tho wholo of his im mediate fortune, without hesitation or question, in tho china bowl of clear water which, stood nt ono end of tho spotless counter. Then ho took his doparturo, gravely, though with Joy, When his Biunll figure, radiating satisfaction oven from the rear view of Us round head nnd chubby shoul dcrs, had disappeared between tho white-curtained door, Mas Hntty dipped her Blender fingers In tho bowl nnd withdrew tho pennies delicately, drying them on n soft napkin which lay folded besido it. Evory coin re ccived from tho grimy fingers of her small customers and from older ones, too, for that matter must undergo this process of purification boforo it was fit for its immaculato surround ings. Little Milly Davis, her assistant, and as faithful a copy of her mistress as neatness and comeliness could mako her, observed this cloud with both wonder and distress. It did not vanish when MIbs Hatty went into tho llttlo room back of tho shop, and sat down to finish her breakfast. SJio sighed as sho lifted her coffee to her lips, and her brother Sam, sitting op positc, looked up and went on with what ho had been saying before tho interruption of the customer. Snm was largo and ruddy. IIo had a big heart and a great voice. "I toll you what it is, Hatty," ho said, bringing down his hand with em phasis on tho snowy tablo, "wallpa per you ought to have, and wallpaper you shall have beforo you'ro a week older! Hero's Pillow's sido of tho houBo as gay as a posy bed with bluo arid yellow stripes, und roses and tulips nnd birds of paradlso and what not, nnd yours ns baro as tho desert of Sahary. It struck mo, worso'n over, when I camo In last night, and I Just mado up my mind it shouldn't go on , so any longer!" "But I don't wnnt wallpaper, Sam!" protested Miss Hatty, her rose-leaf color deepening to a most lovely crim son. "You know I don't. I never could benr anything glnrey to tho eyes. And it won't wash. It isn't near as clean as paint. Susy Pillow and I wont to school together. I llko Susy, And I don't grudgo her tho wallpaper if she wants it, but I don't want it! "Susy Pillow, indeed!" cried Sam, waxng warm, nnd sproading his bread all too generously with Jam in tho excitement of his feelings. "And sho only a Purdy, and you a Dnscom! It would bo a pity if you couldn't be ns fine ns she is! If sho only knew it, sho'll bo bidding good-by to tho roses and tulips boforo sho has much moro timo to look at 'em. I'vo waited long ondugh for her and Pillow to pay that Interest money " IIo stopped rather suddenly. "Sam," said his sister, laying down her fork, "you aren't going--' to fore close?" Mr. Dnscom cleared his throat and looked grave. "Yes," ho said, "I am. Pationco haB had her porfect work long ago with Pillow. Ho needs a lesson, and I'm going to give him ono by settling that thing up this week. Tho money's duo Friday, nnd if ho doesn't como down with It by threo o'clock that day, tho deed's done, nnd out they go!" Miss Hatty looked at her brother distressfully, hor soft eyes softer, with thoir springing tears. ' "I didn't think you'd do it, Sam," she said, "Indeed I didn't. I used to go to school with Susy Pillow, and I Just can't bear to seo hor turnod out that way!" "Woll, well!" said Mr. Bascom, hnstily, disturbed by hor tenrs, "don't you worry about It, Hatty. You know I've yielded to you half a dozon times nlroady. I'm too easy-going by half. I'm going back to tho city to-day, and I'll tell you what It Is, I'm going to send you that paper pick it out my self, tho very prettiest there is in all Boston Mako you a present of It." A spark of flro dried tho dow in Miss Hatty's eyes. "I don't wnnt it, thank you, Snm," sho saldj with a firmness nB absolute as it wns gentle. "And I sha'n't hnng ,U if you do send It to mo." "Tut, tut! Sha'n't? I say shall I" retorted Mr. Bascom, Binlllng with tho most imperturbablo good humor. Ho went round and put his hands on his sister's slim shouldors. IIo might hnvo tossed her to the celling if ho had been chosen. "Seo hero, Hatty," ho said, "I llko to havo my own way onco In awhile, Just for n change I want you to hnvo that paper. It'll brighton you up, mnko you ten years younger, nnd show tho nlghbors wo know what's what as well na any ono. I'm going to Bend it to you bright, and enrly to morrow, and if you'll hang it, I'll tell you whnt I'll do I'll let up on Pillow, nnd glvo him another chance. How's that for a bargain?" Ho did not nlt for nn nnswer, but gnvo her tho gentlest of shakes beforo he let her go, went out laughing into tho hnll, thrust his great shoulders into his overcoat, kissed his hand, and was off with a good-by nnd n bang of tho front door Hint set tho little house a-tremble. "Spunkiest llttlo woman In all Massachusetts," ho chuckled to him self, striding nway down tho street, "If sho does look like n piece of your great-grandmother's best chlnn, Just fit to crush In your hands. Sho won't do it, I suppose; nlways manages to havo her own way, somehow. But I need something to keep mo up to that resolution about Pillow. And If I should havo to lot him off, well, it would be worth it to me, twice over, to seo Hntty glvo in." MIsb Hntty, left nlono in tho hnll after that slam of tho front door, stood still and looked about her trem bling. Half tho house, with tho shop, tho llttlo parlor back of It, nnd tho two tiny chambers abovo, was hers; the corresponding half, without tho shop window, belonged to the Pillows. Tho lino of division ran through tbo center of tho hall and wnB as clearly marked as was tho character of tho owners. On Mrs. Pillow's sldo tho floor wns covered with n strip of gny carpet. Tho wall flamed with tho gorgeous and Intricate pattern of the paper which had so aroused tho admiration nnd envy of Mr. Bascom. Its surface reflected tho sunshlno which fell through tho fanlight over tho door, and distracted tho oyo with tho va riety and splendor of its hues. Miss Hntty'a wall was painted a somber though spotless yellow, and tho boards of hor floor wero left baro and scrubbed to n snowy whiteness. "1 can't do It!" sho murmured, clasping her slender fingers in dis tress. "I can't! It's too much to ask, I should feel as if tho house was in a perfect clutter if I had thoso images all over my wall. I couldn't breathe It don't seem to mo it's tho placo for Buch things, nnyway, aeoms kind of wicked, birds nnd flowers, and they'd haunt mo. I should .dream of 'em. What did Sam ask mo to do it for?" Sho went backi into tho parlor whero Mllly DavlB waited in a breath less nnd solemn agitation. "Of course they hod ought to pay their interest money," mused Miss Hntty, looking at tho child with dazed and woeful oyea as If sho scarcely realized her presence. "But Susy Pillow's lived hero so long, It'll about break her heart to go away. I do sup- poso It's my duty as a neighbor nnd a Christian to help her out,- if it's any ways in my power to do it. I wish It wasn't I wish I don't seo how I can, anyhow in tho world. It'll be every bit as hard as moving myself to have all thoso things stnrlng nnd flaring nt me, and flgurln' round me nil tho time. I'd rather move. I'd rather go and live somewhere clso, in a strnngo house, than stay here whero it won't seem llko homo nny more," Mllly, round-eyed, nwed nnd fas cinated by this unheard-of outburst from her gonllo mistress, ventured a trembling word of consolation. But Miss Hatty turned upon her with n pnlo though gentle austerity. "Mllly," sho said, "thoro's the shop holl, run nnd seo whnt's wanted." After that tho day wore- away slow ly and in sllonco. An ntmosphero of gloom porvnded shop nnd pnrlor. Trade was dull, though tho day was so bright, and even tho tinkle of the llttlo bell, usually so cheerful and in spiring, had now a lugubrious and tuneless sound, as if It shared the genornl dejection. Tho lights woro extinguished early, and bidding Mllly n kind but distant good-night, Miss Hatty retired to her chnmber. What spiritual struggles woro hers during tho night wntches, what self communings, what debates between conscience nnd inclination, what deep and sorrowful study of tho situation In all its aspects' theso things no ono ever know. But when dawn broke, It found her sleeping quietly, hor smooth cheek, pure as an lnfnnt's pressed tranquilly upon her maiden pillow;, and whon she camo downstairs, rust ling crisply in her fresh print gown, tho cloud of yesterday had vanished from hor face. There shone Instend upon hor brow, n sorlous nn almost saintly serenity. Tho bnttlo had evi dently boon fought, tho victory won. As she pulled up tho blinds to lot in n stream of morning sunshine, re nrrnnged with careful hands tho con tents of her window, or busied herself with Mllly's help, about her llttlo .breakfast-table, everywhere, a mild nnd beautiful cnlht seemed to enfold nnd diffusa Itself about her llko a fragrance. Even when, lntor In tho day, tho fidelity of Mr, Bascom's purpose wns proved by tho arrival of tho wall-paper, doposlted, joIIb and rolls of It, In tho llttlo hall by n wondering expressman when, upon in spection, It wns found to bo moro magnificent than Mrs. Pillow's, tho glories of whoso hangings paled be fore tho moro effulgent splendors of theso, in all tho shining nownoss of their satin Btrlpos nnd tho tropical luxurlanco of tho vegotntlon which spread and flourished thereon, oven then, Hatty's brow remained unruf fled. And whon, with Inoffablo sweet ness and composure, sho suggested to 1 Mllly Davis that they should hurry up with tho work, go that tho hanging of tho paper might bo begun at onco, thnt humblo handmaiden was speech less with astonlshod and adoring wonder. On tho eventful Friday which was to dccldo tho fato of tho offending Pillows, Mr. Bascom, alighting from tho Boston train, was surprised to llnd his Bister waiting for him on tho platform. "Hollo, Hntttyl" ho snld, holding out n brotherly hand, "How are you?" "Very well, thank you, Sam," re plied Miss Hatty. "I thought you'd be on that train, bo I wnlked down to meet you. Mllly's at tho shop." "Very good of you, I'm Bure," Bald Sam, heartily, wondering within him- BClf. "I thought," Miss Hntty went oh, putting up hor llttlo roso-colored para sol, and walking bcsldo him demure ly, "I thought thnt you might go down town boforo coming up to tho house, and I'd better seo you first you might llko to know I'vo hung tho pa per, Sam." "By Jove, you havo!" cried her hrothor, stopping short to look nt jior. Sho lifted her eyes to his with n dovcllko Innoconeo nnd calm in their clear depths. "Yes, I'vo hung tho pnpor," sho re peated, gontly, "So you won't, you won't-do anything about tho Pillows, will you, Sam?" "Why, no, no, of courso I sha'n't, not If you'vo hung tho paper; I prom ised you, didn't I? Dan Pillow llttlo knows whnt ho owes you, though!" ho laughed. "It'o a pretty good bar gain for you all rouud, bcciub to mo, eh. Hatty?" Thon,- glancing nt tho pure outllno of her cheek as Bho moved meekly bosldo him In tho rosy shadow of tho parasol, he was smitten with" sudden IIMUUIHU UI1U 11UI1UIU1.1UI1. "You'ro a good woman, Hatty! You certainly nro!" ho said. "You didn't want to glvo in and put up that paper, now, did you?" "No," confessed Miss Hatty, "I didn't want to, Sam." "It's too bad I doclaro it is! But you'll get used to it. I warrant you it won't bo long boforo you'ro actual ly fond of It. I don't believe you mind it now as much as you thought you would, eh?" Sho smiled at him, gently. "I think," siio ndmltted, "thnt it does look better than I thought it would nt first." "Bravo!" ho cried, well pleased. "And now I must leave you, my deaf. I have Bomo errands to do; but I'll bo up in timo for suppor, nnd then we'll hnvo a look at your gorgeous ness. Good-byl" ' "Good-by," said his sister, delicately adjusting tho rufllo on her arm which his careless touch had disturbed. "Six o'clock; don't bo late, Sam!" Ho was not lato. IIo camo bounc ing merrily into tho llttlo shop very llko tho traditional bull among tho china at a quarter beforo six, to find both his sister and Mllly Davis nwalt Ing him there, tho latter In a tremor of obvious oxcltemont nnd npprohen ston. "Hallo, Hatty!" ho criod. "Supper ready? I'm hungry as a hunter. Mndo It nil right with Plllo, and thero'tf no telling when I shall see a cent of his money, thanks to you! Woll, let's hnvo n look nt tho paper; I'm ns curi ous na a youngster to soo it!" "Yes?" said'Mlss Hatty, with a lit tle upward inflection of hor voice. Sho finished drying tho coins which sho had Just dipped out of tho china bowl, and dropped them into the till; thon sho opened tho door of tho parlor, and, tho others following her, they nil went In together. "What!" said Sam, stnrlng about him, bewildered. Tho vaguo, soft, brownish coloring of tho wallB showed dimly In tho gathering twilight. "I thought you said you'd hung It, Hat ty!" "So I havo, Sam," returned his sis ter, regarding It with n aorcno and gentle gaze. "So I havo hung It." "But why thoro's somo mistake, then!" ho cried. "This isn't tho pa per I ordored! That wan tho liveliest paper In till Boston. Thore wero birds on it, nnd flowers, nnd '' "O, Mr. Bascom!" cried Mllly, wild ly, no longer ablo to control tho tumult of hor fcclngs. "Thoy'ra nil there tho flowers nnd tho birds nnd everything they're there, only you can't seo 'em, bocauso because thoy'ro on tho other side!" Mr. Bascom turned a slow, Incredu lous staro upon his sister. "Hntty!" ho snld, "you had that pa per put up wrong sldo out?" Tho color In Miss Unity's transpar ent cheek would, havo shnmed tho ef forts of tho pink parasol nnd tho sun shine combined. "Why, yes," she snld, lifting her eyes to his faco with angolic inno cence nnd candor, "I didn't suppose It mnttered how I hung it, so long na I hung it nt all. And I liked it hotter this way, Sam!" Thero was n moment's sllonco. Thon Mr. Bascom brlko into a roar of laughter that rattled tho astonished teacupB on tho sholvcs. t "I glvo' In!" ho shouted, "i glvo in, Hatty! You'vo beaten mo twlco over! And I might havo known you would. I vow I'll never try to got tho better of you nguin! Go call in tho Pillows ask 'om to supper. Lot's havo n celebration 1 It's worth it to mo If I nover got another cent on that mortgage. Hatty, Hatty what n woman you are what n woman you nrp!" A llttlo Bmllo curved tho corners of Miss Hatty's dolicato lips, "I thought you'd bo ploased, Sam," sho said, domuroly. "Mllly, sot tho table for two more, nnd go nnd ask Mrs, Pillow If sho and Mr. Pillow will bo good enough to como in to tea!" GIBBONS HITS timo food supplies conttnuo to Increase in prlco I feel," continued tho cardinal, "that comethlng ought to bo dono to correct this ovll I myself hnvo felt tho weight of tho high prices of the necessaries of life. For n long timo I hnvo noticed that prices of supplies of all klndB sepmetl to bo getting higher, but whllo I hnvo thought over tho matter I do not know Just whnt causes tho advnnco in prices. "Of ono thing I urn certain, prices of necessaries hnvo not kept pace with wages, that is, wages havo not increased in proportion to tho Increased cost of living." It waa suggested to his eminence thnt the tnmts might bo responsible for (ho cylls complained of. "As to that I am not prepared to say," replied tho cardinal. "Some thing evidently is wrong when ninny of tjio commonest necessities In foods nro priced nt such enormous figures. You can say for mo that I heartily Indorse nny movement which will tend to reduce tho cost of living for tho masses of tho peoplo of this country. "I mn not n believer in tho ofllcacy of big public conventions to effect reforms, Work of thnt kind requires something moro than speeches and tho gathering of largo bodies of men. Tho henrt nnd consclenco of tho peoplo nt largo must bo stirred by tho church beforo any real abuses can bo corrected." PAULHAN A DARING AVIATOR to building machines for some ono else to soar among tho clouds in. This seems llko n sonslblo thing to do, so tho Wrlghta, Orvillo and Wilbur, prob ably do not caro how high Paulhan goea, whnt speed ho uttalna or how many hours ho stays In tho air. It will only boost tho airship gntno. Mrs. Paulhan often accompanies her daring husband on his flights nnd a rldo' in tho ntr is now as common to her ns a spin through a city park 1b to the wife of n truat magnate. Paulhan uaes n Farman biplane in his flights. Ho operates it ns coolly nB a mother rocking tho cradle of her sixth baby and doesn't seem to know whnt tho word fear moans. Many predic tions has been mado that tho airship is tho coming vehlclo of transportation, It will not bo long, say somo enthusiasts, beforo a Chlcngoan nnd his wlfo will cnt luncheon nt homo, thon start out in thoir airship and havo six o'clock dinner with n friend in St. Louis, returning to. Chicago by midnight. It may bo n long timo boforo such n thing is possible but to watch Paulhan skim through tho nir it doesn't seem unreasonable. HUGHES TO lafe' l I IIuBlies Sai Pli I urouB''t -,-T-i".-vr Trrrvfi Mill .1111111 mm- wont to loso it on tho races instead of devoting it to his family, hns llttlo or no chnnco to throw awny his money nt tho rnco trncks. Truo, thoro nro pool rooms whoro ho enn bet, but most mon llko to seo tho horses run for their money nnd do not play 1n tho pool rooms. Gov. Hughes nttonded tho meeting of govornors in Now York and took a prominent part In tho affairs of tho conference. Asked If It woro truo that ho intended to rotiro to prlvnta llfo at tho expiration of his present term, Gov. Hughes snld: "That statement Is nbsolutely correct. I shnll resume tho practlco of law when I leave tho oxecutlvo ofllce" "What about tho Hopubllcan nomination for tho presidency In 1912?" "I can say In reply to thnt question only thnt I intend to resumo tho prac tice of law whon I retire as governor." To n friend Gov. Hughes Is quoted ns having auld ho supported tho Taft administration, when tho subject of tho presidency was mentioned to him. GRAVES THE samo policies as wa predecessor In ofllce Ho has takon a firm stand for conservation, However it la not oxpected that ho will bo quick to outer Into a contro vorsy with a cnblnot olllcer. IIo Is not na wealthy as Plnchot by any monns mid has to work for a living, whllo Mr. Plnchot had lots of monoy nnd didn't need tho salary Undo Sum paid him each month. Aftor a courso of gradunto study nt Harvard Mr. Graves Joined Mr, Pln chot at Ulltmoro, N. C, whoro upon tho Vnndorhllt estnto tho first application of scientific forestrv to Amnrlnnn rmwlltlmia tuna mmln WHwi.t fH til-. ..l - boenmo foroator of the department of linnnmn III a 1vui noolutnnf In iOOO, when tho Ynlo forest school was founded, ho loft his position as assistant chief In what then wna culled tho division of forestry to become tho head of tho school, HIGH PRICES Tho high cost of living, which seems to bo getting hlghor right nlong without any apparent prospect of relief, haB attracted tho attention of ono man who Is powerful enough to do something toward chocking It. Tho man Is Cardinal Gib' bous, bond of tho Catholic church in tho United Stntcs. Ono word from tho cardlnnl and millions of his peoplo would atop eating moat. Tho offoct of bucIv n thing on the meat trust enn well bo Imagined. It Is hardly probable that Cardinal Gibbons will tnkq such action, but ho says ho la ready to do anything in hla -power to mako tho necessaries of ltfo cheaper for thq people "Something must bo wrong with oconomlo conditions in tho country," ho said, "when wngca nnd salaries remain tho samo, when nt tho same Louis Paulhan, tho daring Frcncli aviator, has been running n sort of norlal 'bus lino out nt Loa Angeles, Cal. In addition to brcnklng somo rec ords and taking a 20-milo trip out over tho Pa cific ocenn, Paulhan hns been coolly carrying somo distinguished passengers around among tho clouds. Among theso waa William Randolph Hearst, publlshor, nnd sometimes spoken of nB a possible candldato for president. Mr. HcnrBt enjoyed tho rldo so thoroughly that ho wroto nn account of It for his own papers nnd it was pub lished, ovory line of it. This man Paulhan Bocms to havo uncrowned our own Wright brothers ns "kings of tho air." From Now York recently camo tho announce ment that tho Wrlghta havo given up flying them selves nnd will henceforth devote their nttcntlon QUIT POLITICS Gov. Hughes of New York is going to got out of politics. IIo will not bo n candidate for olllco again. This is good nows to a cortaln clnss of -peoplo, especially tho raco track ring of Now took no'd ns governor. Tho mun who the Insurance companies, with their bil lions of dollars, to terms and mado thorn bo good, didn't Jump nt tho racing barons right uwny. Ho bided hla time and then went nftor thorn right. As a result tho hotting cud of tho business, which has become tho rent lssuo, was practically killed. Tho oral betting system, through a decision of court, is still In existence, but through it tho "pikor" la not much in evidence Tho clork who earns only n fow dollars n weok nnd had been NEW FORESTER When President Taft nppolnted Henry S. Graves forester of tho United Stntcs to tnko tho placo of Glfford Plnchot thero were many expres sions of surpriso In Washington. It was not bo rails') thero was any belief thnt Mr. Graves will not fill tho bill, or of nny doubt that ho is not entirely competent, but becrtuso Graves is ono of PInchot's henchmen. To flro Plnchot nnd then put Grnves, n mnn who wns mado by Plnchot, In his placo was rathor unexpected of tho president, to say tho least. U must havo been gratifying to Plnchot. Mr, Graves glvo up tho position of bond or tho Yulo forestry school to work for tho govern ment. IIo wns n Plnchot protego and ontortnlna substantially tho sumo vlows nnd ndvocntcs tho a ItlJ ,, Jull JinfllOl agriculture In July, 181)8, Mr. Graves- PART OF HIS BRAIN GONE St. Louis Doy Romps and Plays and Is Bright Despite the Lobs. ! St. Louis. A llttlo German boy inj North St. LouIb scorns likely to dls' prove cortaln theories thnt medical ox-j ports hnvo cherished for many year? by living In health nnd happiness with a bullot In his brain. , On tho evening of July 3, 1909, Ht-j tlo Freddy Schaefcrlng was playing. Freddie Sshaeferlng. with his chums whon ono of thom un dertook to clean a sninll revolver in preparation for tho noise-mhking, glor-i lous independence colcbrntlon. Tho weapon was discharged and the bullet lodgod In Freddy's head. Tho wounded boy was taken to tho hospital and lay unconscious for throo dnya. Moro than n tablespoonful of brains oozed out, but tho bulot re fused to follow, nnd tho doctors said (hat with a holo extending throo Inches Into his head Freddy must die Howovor, Freddy had no notion of dying. His parents took him homo as eoon ns tho doctors shld they could not savo him. To-day ho is tho live liest six-year-old in tho neighborhood of his homo nt 4121 Hull placo. Ho runs, Jumps, nnd plays llko any other youngster, knows overybody by nnmo, and la nppnrontly a healthy boy of un usually bright mind. Tho X-ray has shown tho exact lo cation of tho leaden mlssllo thnt lies In Ills brain. Onco nn operation was attomptcd, but as soon ns tho skull had boon cut through tho doctors do (listed under tho belief that an opera tion would b6 fatal. MISS MORGAN'S UNION PLANS Banker's Daughter Expects to Reor ganize Girl Workers and' Elimin ate Socialistic Features. . Now York. Miss Anno Morgan, daughter of Pierpont Morgnn, who has tnkon n prominent part In tho strlko of shirt waist makers hero, is con vinced from hor study of unionism In Now York thnt many conditions In la bor organizations for women nro de trimental. According to n stntoment given out hero, Miss Morgan bollovcs that ono of tho grentcst detriments to tho causo Is Its tendency towards socialism. Sho thinks also that tho leaders of tho unsophisticated girl unionists fro-, quontly nbuso thoir ofllce "It Is Miss Morgan's purposo to un dertake tho organization of women workers on a difforont basis than nt prcsont, but with tho samo object in view," is tho announcement. The New Neuritis. "Neuritis Is In appendicitis Is out. It Is very old-fashioned to havo appen dicitis now, but If you get a doso of nourltls you nro to bo congratulated for your modornlty." Tho speaker, a physician, laughed bitterly. "Wo doctors," ho Bald, "aro as much Influenced by fads and ernzes in dls caso as tho women aro influenced by fnshlonk8 fndB and crazos. Everything Ib nourltls nowadays. Tho downgor duchoss of Manchester died of nou rltls. Edna May's husband wont to Biarritz for his nourjtls. Lord Curzon couldn't speak at tho budget dobato In tho houso of lords ho was suffering from nn attack of neuritis. " 'What's tho mattor with John D?' 'Tho poor follow has got nourltis.' 'I didn't seo Harry Lohr nt tho om broidery bazaar.' 'No, his nourltls hns como back on him.' 'John Jacob As tor's looking rather pale 'Didn't you know tho hurricane gavo htm hen rltls?' "That's tho talk noondays, and mark mo woll, Sedalln and Duluth will bo sotting up nourltia cluba boforo tho year Lb out," r 3