1 it NEW MEMBER OF WASHINGTON SOCIETY 18 PRESERVE BUSINESS FIRST. WEST VIROINIA WILL BUY GIANT PHEHISTOniC MEMORIAL. For Infanto and Cliildron. rTTTTTTT -i - 51 Hi N i ii mamm I bRA 1 UHlra mi; "I": ,i;;i,i!i;",-r:: riiotirApti lir I l.milliifit. Wuidi nton. 1J, ( Mrs. Huntington Wilson, wiffc of the not unknown In society circles at the national capital, having resided for three years prior to her marriage In Baltimore. AIRSHIP LIKE DUCK NEW CRAFT WHICH CAN FLY AND ALSO FLOAT. J. V. Harrison, St. Louis Millionaire, Who Has Made Successful Model, Sayo Hie Plan Is Sure to Be a Big Succcqss. St. houln. Aerial navlpatlon Is not a very dlllioult problem, according to .lohri W. HarrlGon, millionaire manu-factum- of this city. Mr. Harrison recently told a reporter that ho had a plan upon which ho has worked for more than four years, for an airship that would also float on water, and he says ho Is sure tho machine will ho successful, hecause he niado ;i model of II and tho model worked perfect ly. "I know It Is practicable and will work successfully," Mr. Harrison said, "because I mado a model some tlnio nsn which did all I thought It would and more. The only trouble with It was that It sailed completely away, and I never found It or any trace of It." Mr. Harrison made his model along the Hues upon which ho has planned I a bigger midline. It was two foot i long and operated by a big clock ' miring, lie liberated the all ship from tin. i-nnl' fit' lilu lmmn nnrl It flow! away. Ho watched It until It was' out of t-ight, and as far an he could see it the contrivance did not drop or show any defect. Mr. Harrison fully described Ills connivance. The machine Is to be built of aluminum, the roof and wings to bo of oiled silk. It Is to bo pro vided with two piopellers, one for air and one for water navigation. Tho body Is boat shaped, of aluminum. The propellers uio lo be of aluminum. Aluminum columns on the boat will suppoit the roof, which Is to bo of oiled silk, Kin-rounded by huge, rigid wings of oiled silk. The dimensions are to bo as fol lows: Tho aluminum boat Is to be CI feet long, the silk loof Is to bo !!5 EARLY TOAD GETS A CIGAR. Prematurely Awakened, Mistakes a Fiery Butt for a Meal. Montclalr, N. J. A toad, led to he Hove that spring had reached here had a painful experience. A trench was being dug lor a sower connection In Cluremnnt avenue, and to thaw tho frozen earth llres wero built along the line. The toad, feeling the warmth, awoke from Itn winter sleep and hastened to Hie mirfuce. Just then a pas3lug smo ker throw away bis burning stump of a cigar, which rested on a small twig thnt held it about two Inches above tho ground. The toad, on tho lookout for u square meul, probably thinking tlie flrelly season had arrived, mad n jump for tho stump and boltel It. Tho toad jumped In the air about tl.ieo feet, then alighted on the side walk. A low faint croak preceded an other jump, which was followed by n third. Then tho toad hopped nimbly back to the grusisy plot from which It had emerged, no doubt returning to Its winter homo to think the matter ovei Lays a Freak Egg. Mlnnear.olla, Minn. A three-year-i.IO Plymouth Itock hen owned by I'litnk A. Hroitkrontz Is In the public gazo with tho (piuoret shaped ogg on locord. It la shaped like u Kqiush, with a body tho slzo of n smnll egg, a long neck and another small 3lzed egg on tlio end. -m- ... new assistant secretary of state, Is feet long and the wing area to bo 75 feet long. Tho wings arc to ho 25 feet long. The (5 feet botween their onds. This would make a wing area 75 feet long by 56 feet wide. Tho air propeller to have 18-foot wings nnd tho . wnter propeller 2-foot wings. Tho maehlno Is to ho operated by a 04-horse-powor steam engine, weigh ing 750 pounds. This machine, by Mr. Harrison's calculations, would linvo a 2,100-pound lifting power. Tho ninchlno which How away was a model of this proposed airship, two feet In length. It was built just like ho proposes lo build the big one. Ho never made another model, but had an engino made for a big irtu ehlno. About that time, however, ho says other business distraclcd his at tention. Mr. Harrison sold tho engine to n Japanese servnnt, and tho Japanese wont to New York, eaylng ho would consult tho Japanese consul thero and try lo construct an airship on Mr. Harrison's idens. hut tho Japanese han not since been heard from. DOCTORED BY WIRELESS. Sailor Injured at Sea lr. Successfully Treated from Land. ISurekn, Cnl. Calling a physician on shore by wireless from the vessel where he lay dangerously III and re ceiving fucr.esfiful tn'atuient by wire lesn advice was the unique, experienco of n Hiillor on hoard the oil stounishlp Asuncion, which was off this port. While tho ship wan near thin port tho Humboldt wireless station re ceived a message stating that one of the sailors had fallen from the rigging to the deck, sustaining injuries result ing In severe Internal hemorrhages. Medical advice for tho Injured man was asked. Tho wlrelcst stmlcn nt oiuo com municated with Marine Dr. Churles Falk, who prescribed treatment. Tho steamship remained hove to until the prescription of tho physlclnn had been r-ecived by wireless message. MEMORIAL TO 9A Monument recently erected In South Africa to the memory of the horses that perlsrcd in the British-Doer conflict. Is Largest In America and May Have Been Built While Pyramids Were Erected Relics Inoldo Full of Mystery. Charleston, W. Va. Htandlng 70 feet high, 000 foot In clrcumlcrcncc, with tree s growing on It 700 years old, the mammoth mound at Moimdsvllle, V. Va., located on tho Gravo creek Hats, near tho Ohio river the greatest monument of antiquity In tho Ohio val ley, and n memorial to tho llfo of n prehistoric people, will ba purchusod by tho stnto of West Virginia. At tho session of tho legislature Jut ended, following unceasing activity for 20 years, the stnto appropriated $1,000 with which to save tho mound from tho ravages of modem commercialism. This sum, with a donntlon of ?5,000 from the McFadden heirs, owners of tho property, and a similar donation from the school ehlldron of tho state, is sufllclont to areuro tho mound for tho state. A quarter of n century ago O. S. McKaddon put chased tho mound to provent It bolng sold to a German, who knew tho value of tho spot for a popular rosort, and Intended pluclng a saloon on tho summit. Several months ago tho heirs of McFaddon sorved nollco that llioy had hold tho mound as long as possible, and it would bo sold at once. s The mound Is the largest In Amer ica, and wns .discovered by Joseph Tomllnaon In 1770, tho llrst pioneer settler In that section. Standing In n broad valley of 4,000 acres, It af fords a view of tho surrounding coun try for tovoral miles. Uclallvo to tho ago of tho mound little Is known. Tonillnson. tho discov erer, twitl that when he discovered It nnd first mounted Its summit, then 00 feet high, tho timber on tho mound wns an large and dnse as any of tho surrounding lorcst. At that tlmo sotno of tho trees boro names nnd dates, ono of tho lntter bolng 1731. A gigantic oak tree, felled years afterward on tho summit, was ascortnlned to bo moro than six centuries old. Even conjecture cannot point to tho time when the mammoth mound was erected by a bygono people it may have been when old Cheops was bqlng built or when Clcopatra'n nccdlo was heltif,' fashioned. Certain It Is that tho mound was erected by n prehis toric race that was similar to tho Egyptians. In lS.'tb" tho mound was opened by Its owner by excavating a passage way from tho north sido toward tho center. At a distance of 100 foot from tho entrance two skeletons wero unearthed In n Vault crudoly construct ed with unhewn timbers nnd looso stones. Ono of tho skeletons wns sur rounded by C50 Ivory beads and nn Ivory ornament about six Inches In length. A shaft was sunk from tho summit of the mound to meet the drift, and nt a point 34 feet nbove tho vault llrst discovered was another containing a skeleton which lind been ornnmented with copper rings, plates of mica and bono heads. Probably tho most Interesting curio or antiquary taken from tho mound In 1838 was a stouo Cngravod In unknown characters resembling those used by tho Scnndlnuvlan priests before tho Introduction of the ltomnn alphabet. The characters are conceded to bo of European origin, and If this bn true It Is evldont that other Euro peans visited America before Chris topher Columbus. Hill Springs Up in a Crock. Woodland, Cnl. A hill has risen out or the bed of Cacho crook In Capay valley. The eoiirso of tho crook has been diverted and Is now running sov ernl hundred yards out of Its course. Tho upheaval wns accompanied by two sharp explosions. Sovnn acres in the vicinity havo dropped from 10 to 100 feet, and tho depression Is rapidly lllllng from tho creek. THE HORSE ' I'fclS I SR Ask for the I miM I Baker's Cocoa rssiifmr w i : mm ; . ' in r jl ji bla jl .itsl mjm ijp i r m a h r. , trxmtcmm.- ' . m I I IV, I IV Call mr- m - . Ir.wL.nrT O 13 " ffl t . tO m "Hero la a littlo present for you a suporb $5,000 necklace " j "Oh I How nice of yon!" " thnt I will lot yon have for ' 000." Just Before the Spanking. "Pop, docs a chicken conio from nn Cfig?" "Yes, my son." "And does an egg como Ironi n chicken?" "Yes." "Well, If n chicken come from nn egg, and nn egg comes frcm i olilckon, which" "Now see hor. If ;-ou nre going to prolong this lino of thought you can go right to hod." "Hut, pop!" "Well, what?" "How does a chlckon como from an egg?" "Oh, any hon can sit on an egg ami hatch It." "Geo! I'm glnd I nln't n hen. It mint hurt to sit on a hutchel!" (Unity ex it.) Safe and Sure. Among tho medicines that arc rcconi- incnucu and cuiloiKcd hy pliyMumiis nnd i inufon is Kemp's KiIkiiii, tho host cough cure. Tor many yearn it lum been rcuunl- ' cd by doctors na tliu medicine most Hitch- . lo euro coukIih, and it has a otrona hold on the esteem of all well-informed people. When Kemp's HiiIkiiu cannot euro n cough wo Minll be at n Iohh to know what will. At druggists nnd dealers', 25c. Tho Elopers. "Did you telegraph your father?" "Yes and got bin nnswor." "Whnt is 11?" "I asked him If he would forgive us If wo came back and ho said tho only condition on which he would forglvo us would bo that wo shouldn't como back." Houston Post. J With a smooth Iron and Doflnnco Starch, you can launder your shirt- waist just na well nt homo ns tho Rtcnm laundry can; It will havo tho proper ntirtncsa nnd finish, thoro will bo less wonr and tear of tho poods, and It will bo a posltlvo plousuro to uso n Starch that does not stick to tin? iron. Defined. Tho Writer's Child Pa, what In penury? Tho Writer Penury, my son, Is tho wages of tho pen. j lt'M..l. 1 ........ . 1 '.. ' . -( ' 11 mij Itelloved by Murino Uyo lletnedy. Com pounded by Uxperlonced IMiyxIcluus. Mu rino Doesn't Smart: Soothes Hyn 1'iiln. Wrlto Murlnn 15yo rtemedy Co.. ChlciiKo, for Illustrated Kyo Hook, At Drucclatn. Just the Thing. "How Is tho littlo bootblack getting on whom you started?" "He? Why, he's a Bhlning success." Your working power jlepends upon your heultli! ttnrlicld Tea corrects difwdei of liver, kidneyn, utomach nnd bowels; over comes constipation, purities thu blool -liringx good hrnlth. A good singer can nlwnys mako 1 womon cry by iilnglng "Homo, Sweet Home." So many people Ioiie for a ' homo, and so few have one. Pettlt's Eyo Salve First Sold In 1307 ' 100 years ago, sales increnso yently, wonder- I fid remedy; cured millions wmk.ovoji. All I driigcists or Howard Uton., llull'ulo, X. Y. I Ambition makes a man feel thnt ho could ip Domulhlng, If ho only knew how. iim:k ctmr.n is r m days. I'AZO UINTMISNTIiiminmiileil In eiirn liny i'il i.r Itclilni;. IHInil. lllt-edlni.' or rniirucllnt 1'llca U li to Uuuysor inonuy rufuuileil. 6Uu, A man talks about lovo as though ho felt nahnmcd of tho conversation. Lcwio' Single Hinder contn more tlmn other 5c cigarN. SmokerH know why. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. It's easy for a man's wlfo to dress wnll If his creditors can afford It. Vntt Ar!m ITflo Allm-n foot-Kino Ororl0.uujteMlmonlal. IleruxiliuliutluiiD. Homtfor friii trial puckauu. A. S, OhuMcd, . Hot, N. V. It takes a has-been a long tlmo to find It out. Mm. tVliulonr'a Sootlilni: Syrnii. ror rtitlilrcti teHtlitni:, fcoflriw tho Kurni, roilut-M In. Kunnuutluu. Mla uin, curoi wlml loIIo, 2So a bottle. , tf rtol I ' 11 nffucts n"0- ' W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 14, 1909. DEFIAMGE STARCH nu'chVVtnenf wffl ! I i hW "ig urns ii tauts- i 1 1 mis lea By imitations R r .va mm - m. m rt ALCOHOL-3 PEW CUNT AVct'lnl)lc Prcpamlion TorAs similn t liv Hie Food and Hegtila -i!n$ihcStr ' Incisor Promotes Diccslionl'liccrrui- ncssaiitlHosl.Conlalnsncillicr Opium .Morphinr nor Minora! 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