The North Platte semi-weekly tribune. (North Platte, Neb.) 1895-1922, December 08, 1908, Image 7

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    ONE KIDNEY GONE
But Cured After Doctors 8ald There
Was No Hope.
SylvanuB O. Vcrrlll, MJlford, Mo
says: "Fivo years ago n bad injury,
paralyzed mo and
affected my kid
neys. My back hurt;
mo terribly, and
tho urlno was bad
ly disordered. Doc
tors said my right
kldnoy was practi
cally dead. They
said I could cover
walk again. I read
of Doan's Kidney Pllla and began us
ing them. Ono box mado mo stronger
and frcor from pain. I kept on using
them and In thrco months was ablo to
got out on crutches, and tho kidneys
woro acting better. X Improved rap
Idly, discarded tho crutches and to
tho wondor of my friends was soon
completely cured."
Sold by nil dealers. HO cents a box.
Fostor-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
PAMPERED.
Mrs. Nowrlch Will your bounds fol
low a fox?
Nowrlch Why er I think they
would If tho fox wnB dressed and
cooked.
NO SKIN LEFT ON BODY.
For Six Months Baby Was Expected
to Die with Eczema Now Well
Doctor Said to Use Cutlcura.
"Six months after birth my littlo girl
broko out with eczema and I had two
doctors in attendance. Thero wns not
n particle of skin loft on her body, tho
blood oozed out Just nnywhero, and wo
had to wrap her in silk and carry her
on a pillow for ten weeks. Sho was tho
most terrlblo sight I over saw, and for
six months I looked for her to die. I
used overy known remedy to nllovl-
ato her suffering, for it was terrible
to witness. Dr. C gavo her up. Dr.
B recommended tho Cutlcura
Ucmedlcs. Sho will soon bo thrco
years old and hn3 never had a sign
of tho dread troublo since. Wo used
about eight cakes of Cutlcura Soap
and thrco boxes of Cutlcura Ointment.
James J. Smith, Durmld, Va., Oct. 14
and 22, 190G."
No Cremation.
"I was visiting Atlanta during tho
lato wavo or reform there," recently
said n Phlladelphlaii, "whon I over
heard an amusing conversation in a
barber shop between a patron and tho
boy who shines shoes.
"I Baw you playing craps this morn
ing," said tho patron, by way" of n
Joko. "If tho grand Jury got at you,
It would mako you tell nil about tho
gambling among tho darkios."
"No, sun, doy wouldn't," protested
tho negro, warmly. "I knows enough
about do law to know dat a man doan
havo t' toll nothln' dat cremates his
so'f." 1
Better Than Refrigerator.
It is woll known that food can bo
preserved without undergoing de
composition for a much longor period
in a container, from which tho air
has been nearly exhausted, than in
tho customnry rofrlgcrator. In a
nearly absoluto vacuum milk, llsh and
meat havo been preserved for months
unchanged, without further oxponso
than that of withdrawing tho air
originally present in tho receptacle.
They Don't Speak Now.
"You love long rambles In tho coun
try r" asked tho girl In tho white
sweater.
"Yes, indeed," responded tho young
man in th(o green hat with tho purple
band and buckled shoos. "Whon 1 go
cut In tho country all naturo scorns to
smllo."
"Gracious! I don't blamo her. It is
a wondor sho don't laugh outright."
NEW LIFE
Found In Change to Right Food.
After ono suffers from .ncld dyspop
Bin, sour stomach, for months and then
finds tho romody Is In getting tho right
kind of food it Is something to speak
out about.
A N. Y. lady and her young son had
such an experienco and Bhe wants
others to know how to get relief, Sho
writes:
"For about fifteen months my littlo
boy and myself had suffered with sour
stomach. Wo woro unablo to retain
much of nnythlng wo ate.
"After suffering in this way for so
long I decided to consult a specialist
in stomach diseases. Instead of pro
scribing drugs, ho put us both on
Grapo-Nuts and wo began to Improvo
immediately.
"It waa tho key to a now life. I
found wo had been eating too much
heavy food which wo could not digest.
In a few weoks after commencing
Grnpo-Nuts I was ablo to do my house
work. I wnko In tho morning with a
clear head and fool rested and havo no
sour stomach. My boy sloops woll and
wakes with a laugh.
"Wo havo regained our lost wolght
and contlnuo to cat Grapo-Nutu for
both tho morning and evening meals.
Wo aro woll and happy and owo It to
Grape-Nuts." "Thoro's a UoaBon."
Nnmo givon by Poatum Co,, Battlo
Creok. Mich. Read "Tho Iload to
Wollville," in pkgs.
Kvcr rcnil Hie nbovo letter? A new
one nppenrH from Hum in dim-. Tlii-jr
nro Ki-nulue, (rue, uud full uf liumuu
Intercut.
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BrJEA&LF
V&1ZCQ7T
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SYNOPSI8.
Giles Dudley nrrlvcd In San Francisco
to Join his friend nnd distant rclatlvo
Henry Wilton, wliom ho was to assist
In an Important nnd mysterious tnsk, and
who accompanied Dudley on tho
ferry boat trip Into tho city. Tho re
markable renemblanco of tho two men
Is noted and commented on by passon
Rera on tho ferry. They eo n mon with
snoko eyes, which sends n. thrill through
Dudley. Wilton postpones nn explanation
of tho KtrnhRo errand Dudley Is to per
form, but occurrences causo him to
know It In one of no ordinary meaning
Dudley U summoned to tho morguo una
there finds the. dend body of his friend,.
Henry Wilton. And thus Wilton dies
without ever explaining to Dudley tho
puzzling work he was to perforin In Ban
rranctsco. In order to discover tho Be
rret mission his friend had entrusted to
him, Dudley continues his disguise and
Ufrmlts himself to be known ns Henry
Wilton. Ho lenrns that thero is a boy
whom he la charged with secreting and
protecting. Dudley, mistaken for Wil
ton, Is employed by K mi up to assist
In iv stock brokerage deal, allcs Dudley
llnds himself cloHOted in a room with
Mother Horton who makes a confidant
of him. Ho can learn nothing nbout tho
mysterious boy further than that It Is
Tim Terrlll and Darby Meeker who nro
after lifcn. Dudley visits tho homo of
Knapp and Is stricken by tho beauty of
I.uolla. his daughter. Slumming tour
through Chinatown Is planned. Tho trip
to Chinatown. Giles Dudley learns that
the party Is being shadowed by Terrlll.
I.uolla nnd Dudley nro cut off from
tho rest of tho party nnd Imprison
ed In n hallwny behind nn Iron-bound
door. Thrco Chlncso rulllnns approach tho
Imprisoned couple. A battlo ensues. Ono
Is knocked down. Giles begins firing. Tim
Terrlll Is seen In the mob. A newly form-
.t ...nl. Ifl nltMnlrrwl lit. ulinla frntll llMOH'
vJll iiiuiF tn viivv.ni.ii j ....v.... .......
rovolver. l'ollcemnn Corson breaks down
tho door wun nn nx unu uic i Bupra m
rescued. I.uolla thanks Giles Dudley for
...... i t.AM Tr.n..M nnnnnra nt till.
olllco with no traces of tho previous
nlght'fl debauch. Following his Instruc
tions iJUUlOy lias II nullum! u; in in"
Stock Uxchnnge, selling Crown Diamond
and buying Omega, tho object being to
crush Decker, Knnpn'u huted rival. Dud
ley discovers that he loves kuclla Knapp.
Mother Horton tella GUcb Dudley that
...!..... .ii...,,.,-.,,1 ...lioiVi 'tlirt hnv' Ih."
Tho mvsterloun unknown woman employ
er OI UtlUlCy mCClH IIIIII liy lliiuimiiini.
Willi - mo uoy wnu H....V-.
........ ...1.1. t.l.. iiiiitmln nm ItlAV llHl'O
UlHliny Willi III" huiinto in...
with him to tho ferry boat to tnko n .train
out of tho city. Dudley, nnd his f. Ithf til
Kimrus convey mu uu; mj .
Instructions, Tho party is followed Soon
S lay sieg-o to tlio ' lintel, and en-
attain " cries Tim Terrlll. when ho sees
U?o yoiuigstor's face. "It's tho wrong
boy Dudley nnd Terrlll meet in battlo
Sf yman to Ann. .Dudley Is knocked mi-
conscious ny ii-rriii . ;
Snder caro of his ' guards'. Tho" hotel Is
cuarded oy -icrnirs " "
Btructed to kill tho llrst man who tries to
eHcano. Dudley gives the noto to tho ono
eyed man. Tho boy Is left behind and
Dudley and his remaining guards mako
lielr cscnpo by horseback nnd by stool
1 tig n locomotive. Doddridge .Knapp and
exchange. Decker Is defeated. Dudley
and Jiliapn pruvuni. vuui ... v.v,....v..
d reciors find dcclaro ICnnpp's stock In-
cd nnd dies beforo sho can tell Dudley
tho secret oi ins ihuik i.i.n.v,...
Davis street den is visited to rcscuo
nnrkhoiiso. A diagram that partially ex
plains UlllllOyn lllinniuil w
' - i lln.llnv irnna with n inns.
sengcr to meet tho "unknown woman,
his mysterious employer. Ifo Is nmazed
to unu unu en" ' iiio. uu.F.
CHAPTER XXIX. Continued.
"Oh, how thankful I am!" cried
Mrs. Knapp. "Thero Is a wolght of
anxloty off my mind. Can you lmag
ino what I havo been fearing In tho
last month?"
"I hud thought a littlo about that
myself," I confessed. "But wo aro
not yet out of tho woods, I am afraid."
"Hark! what's that?" said Mrs.
Knapp apprehensively.
Tho carriage was now making Its
way through tho bad stretch in tho
lano, and thero was littlo nolso in Its
progress.
"I heard nothing," I said, putting
down tho window to listen. "What
was it?"
"I thought It was a shout."
There was no noiso but tho steady
splash of horses' hoofs In tho mud
nnd tho sloppy, shearing sound of tho
wheels ns they, cut through tho wot
soil.
As wo bumped and groaned again
through tho ruts, however, thoro arose
In the dlstnnco behind us tho flerco
barking of tho dogs, their voices
In nnger nnd alarm.
Thoro was a faint halloo, and a wild
er barking followed. Then my ear
caught tho splashing of gulloplug
hoofs behind, and In a moment tho
man of tho houso rodo bosldo us.
"Thoy'vo come," ho said, "or, any
how, somebody's come. I let tho dogs
looso and they will havo a lively time
for a whllo."
A few yards moro brought us to tho
main road, nnd onco on tho firm
ground tho horses trotted briskly for
ward, while the horsomun dropped bo
hind tho hotter to obsorvo nnd glvo
tho nlarm.
I leaned out of tho window. Only
tho deadened sound of tho hoofs of our
own horses, tho deadened roll of our
own carriage whoelB, woro audlhlo in
tho stillness of tho night. Thou I
thought I henrd yells and faint hoof
bents In tho dlstnnco, but again thoro
was sllonco except for tho mufllcd
nolso wo mndo In our progress.
"Can't wo drlvo fustorV" asked Mrs.
Knapp, whon I mado my report.
"I wouldn't spoil thoso horses for
$500," growled tho drlvor whon I
passed him tho Injunction to hasten.
"It's $1,000 for you If you got to tho
wharf ahead of tho othor3," cried Mrs.
Knapp.
"And you'll havo a bullet In your
hldo If you don't keep out of gunshot
of them," I ndded.
Tho doublo inducement to hasto had
its effect, and wo could feel tho Bwlftor
IS J i
motion of tho vehicle under us, nnd
sco tho moro rapid pnssago of the
trees and fonccs that lined tho way.
Tho wild rlda appeared to last for
ages. Tho fast trot of tho horses was
a funeral paco to tho flight of my ex
cited and anxious Imagination. What
If wo should bo overtaken?
At last tho houses began to pass
moro frequently. Now the road wns
broken by cross streets. Gas lamps
appeared, flicking fntnl and yellow In
tho morning nlr. Wo woro onco moro
within city limits. Tho panting horses
novcr slackened paco. Wo Bwopt ovor
n long bridge, and plunged down a
shaded street, and tho llguro of the
horseman wns tho only sign of llfo
behind us.
Of n 8tiddou thero sounded n long
roll, as of a great drum boating tho
rovelllo for an army of giants. Tho
horseman quickened his paco and Gal
loped furiously besldo us.
"Thoy'ro crossing tho brldgo," ho
shouted.
"Whip up!" I cried to tho driver.
"They aro only four blocks behind us."
Tho hack swung around n fow cor
ners, and then halted.
"Hero wo aro!" cried Dicky Dahl at
tho door. "You got aboard tho tuj;
and push off. Juke and 1 will run up
to tho foot of tho whnrf. If they como,
wo can keep 'cm off long enough for
you to got aboard."
Tho tug was where It lay when wo
loft, and at my hall tho captain nnd
his crow of thrco woro astir. It was a
moment's work to got Mrs. Knupp and
her charge aboard.
"Como on!" I cried to Dicky and his
companion. And as tho lines wcro
cast off they mado a running Jump
on to tho deck of tho tugboat and tho
vessel backed out into tho Btrcam.
Whon tho mist and darkness had
blotted out shoro, wharves and ship
ping, tho tug moved at half-Bpeod
down tho channel. I persuaded tho
captain that thoro was no need to
sound tho whistle, but ho declined
grullly to Incrcaso his speed.
"I might ns woll ho shot as run my
boat ashore," ho growled, with a fow
scamnnllko adjectives.
I did not know of nny particular
reason for arguing tho quostlon, so I
Joined Mrs. Knnpp.
"Thank God, wo uro Bare!" sho said,
with a sigh of l'cllof.
"Wo shall bo In tho city In half an
hour, If that Is safoty," I said.
"It will bo safoty for a fow days.
Thon wo can dovlso a now plan. I
havo a strong nrm to loan on uguln."
Roturnlng to tho deck I found that
tho light of tho morning waB growing.
VesBols wero moving. Tho whlfitles
of tho forry boats, as thoy gavo warn
ing of their way through tho tniat, roso
shrill on tho air. Tho wators woro
atlll, a faint rlpplo showing In strango
contrast to tho scone of lust night.
"Thoro's a stoamor behind ub," said
Dicky Dahl, with a worrlod look as I
Joined him. "I've boon listening to It
for flvo minutes."
"It's a tug," said tho captnln. "Sho
wns lying on tho other sldo of, tho
whnrf last night."
"Good hoavons!" I cried. "I'tit on
full steam, thou, or wo shall bo run
down In tho bay. It's tho gnng wo aro
trying to get away from."
Tho captain looked nt mo suspici
ously for n moment, and was Inclined
to resent my lnterforonco. Then he
shrugged his shoulders ns though It
was nono of his business whether wt
wero lunatics or not so long ns we
paid for tho privilege, nnd rang tho
oiiRlno boll for full speed ahead.
Wo had Just como tint of tho Oak
land Creek channel and tho mist sud
denly thinned beforo mh. It loft tho
bny nnd tho city fair and wholesome
In tho grny light, as though thu storm
had wnshod tho grlmo nnd foulness
from nlr and earth and renewed the
freshness of life. Wo had como hut a
fow hundred yards Into tho cloar nlr
when out of tho mist bank behind us
shot another tug.
At tho exclamation that broko from
us our cnptaln for tho llrst tlmo show
ed luterost In tho speed of his boat,
and whistled angrily down to his en
gineer. "Wo can bent her," ho said, with n
contemptuous accent on tho "her."
"That's your business," I roturned,
and walked nft to whoro Mrs. Knnpp
wns standing, hnlf-way up tho steps
from tho cabin.
"Can they catch us?" Inquired Mrs.
Knnpp, tho lines tightening nbout her
mouth.
"I think not tho captain says not
I should sny that wo wero holding our
own now."
At this moment a tall, masslvo fig
uro stepped from tho pilot houso of the
pursuing tug nnd shook Its lists nt us.
Tho hugo bulk, tho wolf-fneo, Just dls
tlngulshnblo, distorted, dark with rngo
and passion, stopped tho blood nnd I
felt a fnlutncss ns of dropping from a
height.
"Doddridge Knapp!" I cried.
Mis. Knnpp looked at mo In alarm
and grasped thu rail.
"No! no!" sho exclnlmod. "A thou
sand times no! That Is Hlljah Lano!"
1 gazed at her In wondor. Not Dodd
rldgo Knnpp! Had my eyes played mo
false?
"Do you not undorstand?" sho said
In a low, intense tone. "Ho is Elijah
Lane, tho father of tho boy. An ovll,
wicked man mad truly mad. lie
would kill tho boy. Ho killed the
mother of tho boy. I know, but It Is
not a caso for proof not a caso that
tho law can touch. And ho hutes tho
hoy and mo!"
"But why does ho want to kill him?"
"You do not understand. Tho boy
Inherits a groat fortuno from his
mother. Mr. Knnpp and I aro left
trustees by tho mothor's will. If ho
had control of tho boy, tho boy would
die; but It would bo from cruolty, tils
caso, neglect. It would not bo murder
In tho eye of tho law. But I know
what would hnppon. Oh, sco tho
wrotcht How ho hntoB mo!"
I was stunned with tho words I had
hoard. They mado much plain that
had puzzled mo, yot thoy loft much
moro In dnrkness; and I looked blank
ly at tho llguro on tho othor tug. It
was truly n strnngo sight. Tho man
was bosldo hlniBolf with rago, shout
ing, gostlculntlng and leaping about
tho deck In transports of passion. Ho
showed ovory mark of a maniac.
Suddonly ho drow a rovolver and
sent shot nftor shot In our direction.
Wo woro far hoyond tho roadh of a
pistol bullet, but Mrs. Knapp Bcronmod
and dodged.
"How ho hates mo!" sho cried
again.
Whon tho laBt shot was gono from
his rovolver tho man flung tho weapon
In fronzy, us though ho could hopo to
strlko us thus.
Thon a Btrango thing happened.
whothor duo to tho effort ho hnd mado
In tho throw, or to a lurch of tho tug
In tho wavos wo loft bohlnd us, or to
I a stumblo ovor aomo obstruction, I
could not say. But wo Baw tho man
suddenly pitch forward over tho low
bulwarks of tho tug Into tho waters of
tho bny.
Mrs. Kuapp gavo a scroam and cov-
crod hor oyes.
"Stop tho boat!" I shouted. "Back
hor!"
Tho other tug had checked Kb head
way at tho samo tlmo, and thero was a
lino of six or soven men nlong Its sldo.
"Thero ho Is!" cried one.
The captain laid our tug across tho
ttdnl stream that Bwopt us strongly
toward Goat Island. Then ho steamed
slowly toward tho other tug.
"Ilo's gone," said Dicky.
Tho other tug seemed anxious to
keep nwny from us, as In distrust of
our good Intentions. I scanned tho
wntors carefully, but tho drowning
man had gono down.
Then, rising not 20 foot away, float
ing fot a moment on tho surface of tho
water, I saw plnlnly for tho first tlmo,
tho very cnrlcnturo of tho faco of
Doddrldgo Knnpp. Tho strong wolf
Icaturcs which In tho King of tho
Street wero eloquent of power, Intel
lect and sagacity, woro hero marked
with the record of passion, hatred and
evil llfo. I mnrvcled now that I had
ovor traced a likeness between them.
"G'vo mo that hook!" I cried, loan
ing ovor tho sldo of tho tug. "Go
ahead u littlo."
Ono of tho men throw a ropo. It
passed too far, and drifted BWlftly bo
hind. I mndo n wild roach with tho hook,
but It was too short. Just ns I thought
I should succeed, tho faco gavo ft con
vulslvo twitch, ns If In n parting out
burst of hnto and wrath, and tho body
Bank out of Bight.
I stood half-bowlldered, with a
bursting sonso of rollof, by Mrs.
Knnpp. At Inst sho took hor hands
from beroe hor eyes and tho first
rnys of tho sun that cleared tho tops
of tho Alameda Hills touched hor calm,
solemn, hopeful face.
"A now day has dawned," Bho said,
"Lot ub give thanks to God."
CHAPTER XXX.
The End of the Journey.
For a few minutes wo woro silent.
Wator nnd land and Bky started Into
now glorios at tho touch of tho rising
sun. Tho mnny-hlllcd city took on tho
hues of a fnlry plcturo, nnd tho win
dows gleamed with tho magic Arcs that
wero llaphod back In grcotlng t6 tho
god of day.
It scorned scarcely possible that this
was tho raging, tossing wator wo had
crossed IkhI night. And tho flory
sccno uf passion nnd death wo had
Just witnessed was so foreign to its
calm beauties that I could bollovo It
had happened olsowhcro In Homo
dream of long ago.
I wns roused by tho voico of Mrs.
Knapp, who ant at, tho head of tho
cabin stairs looking ubsently ovor tho
water.
"I havo not dealt frankly with you,"
alio said. "Porhapa it is bettor that
you should know, as you know bo
much already. I feol that I may roly
on your discretion."
"I think I can keep ti secret," I re
plied, concealing my curiosity.
"I should not toll you if I did not
have full confidence" Then Bho was
Bllont for n mlnuto. "That man," sho
continued at last, with a shuddor in
hor voice, "that man was Mr, Knapp's
brother."
(TO BB CONTINUED.)
Tho Way Ho Thought.
Tho chaplain of n largo prlvato nsy
turn asked a brother clergyman to
preach to tho Inmates on a Sunday
during his absence. Boforo going uway
ho snld: "Preach your best, for,
though Insuno on somo points, they
nro very Intelligent." So ho talked to
thorn of India, and of heathen moth
crs who throw tholr doar littlo bablos
Into tho sacrod rlvor Gauges as offer
lngs to their falso gods. Tears
Btreamed down tho faco of ono llBtcn
or, ovldontly nffectod. When asked by
tho prcachor afterward what part of
tho sermon had touched his heart
with grief tho lunatic ropllod: "1
was thinking It was n pity your moth'
cr didn't throw you Into tho Gnn
ges." Mainly About People.
Peculiar Form of Baptism.
It Is roportod from Australia that
Tom Mann, lately a London publican
not of tho cllontolo of 8t. Matthow
who has Blnco transferred tho bono-
flts of his light and loading to tho
Antipodes, haB Instituted a form of
Socialistic "baptism" in thoso parts,
This rlto conslats in his mounting
a platform, receiving bablos into his
arms and attaching to thorn scnrlot
rosettes inscribed with tholr nnmcB,
their parents acting as their sponsors
In devoting thorn to a llfo long sor
vlco of Socialism London Acadomy,
Will Study Industrial Conditions.
Suyeklchl Nukagawa, who has boon
a student lu tho graduato department
at Yale for thrco years sallod for
England and tho contlnont to Btudy
Industrial conditions In lOuropo. Ho
will romaln thoro six months, nnd
then go to his homo In Toklo, whoro
ho will becomo tho managor of tho
Furuknwa Mining Corporation, which
Ih ono of tho biggest mining compan
ics in tho Orient. It wns largely duo
to tho efforts of Nakagawa that Qoh'
oral Kurokl visited tho unlvoralty last
spring.
To Mako Anothor Trip.
It Is believed that tho bnrkontlno
Kingdom of tho Holy Ghost and Us
Society, is to mako another trip to
Palostlne. Tho vessel Is at South
Frceport, Mo., whoro Bho is being fit
ted out for a long crutso. It. Is report
ed that tho headquarters of tho Holy
Ghost and Us Society aro to bo ea
tabllshod In tho Holy Land und that
Frank W. Snnford, bond of tho sect
Is to romaln thoro permanently,
TO CURE A COUGH
Or Break a Cold In 24 Hours
Mix two ounces of Glyccrlno and a
half ounco of Virgin Oil of Pino com-
mum! pure with a halt pint of Strnlght
Whisky. Shako well nnd tnko a tea-
spoonful overy four hours.
Tho gonulno Virgin Oil of Pino com
pound puro is propnrcd only by Tho
Leach Chemical Co., Clnclnnntl, Ohio,
and Is put up only In hnlf-ounco vials,
each vial sccuroly soaled In n round
wooden caso to Insure its freshness
nnd purity.
USED TO IT.
Old Gont Aro you not ashamed to
stand there listening to Buck awful
lnnguago?
Tho Boy Oh courso I ain't. I'm a
golf caddlo.
MIX FOR RHEUMATISM
Tho following Is n never falling rom-
edy for rheumatism, and If followed
up it will effect n comploto euro of
tho very worst cnBOs: "Mix one-half
pint of good whlskoy with ono ounco
of Torls Compound and add ono ounco
Syrup Sarsaparllla Compound. Tnko
In tnblcspoouful doses boforo each
meal and at bedtime." Tho Ingre
dients can bu procured nt any drug
store nnd easily mixed at homo.
Not Always What They 8eem.
Prof, and MrB. Hadloy woro on a
train bound for Now York, whoro
Ynlo'B president was to apoaU boforo
n untlonnl convention. Ho mndo uso
of tho hour and 20 minutes ho spent
In tho train by rehearsing his Bpoonh
lu u low voice, using his hnnda to cm-
plutBtzo certain passages.
A kindly mntron who was sitting dl-
roctly behind Mr. nnd Mrs. Hadloy,
and who hnd boon watching nnd lis
tening, lonued forward and, tapping
Mrs. Hndley on tho shoulder, unld, feel
ingly: "You havo my Blncoro sym
pathy, my poor womnnj I havo ouo
just llko him at homo." Success.
A Terror to His Kind.
A certain congressman Is tho fathor
of a bright lad of ton, who persists, do-
splto tho pnrontnl objection nnd de
cree, In rending lltoraturo of tho "half-
dlmo" variety.
"That's u nice way to bo spondlng
your tlmo," snld tho fathor on ono oc
casion. "What's your ambition, any
how?" "Dad," responded tho youngster,
with a smile, "I'd llko to havo people
tromblo llko aspon leaves at tho more
mention of my nnmo." Llpplncott's.
Tho Horologlcnl Revenge.
Thoy woro looking ovor their wod
dlug prcsouts. Ho pointed to n small
bronzo clock. "Sooms to mo," ho sold,
"that I havo scon that boforo."
"You havo," sho roturned Borcncly.
"You gnvo It to my flrat husband and
mo for a wedding prosont. Whon wo
dlvidod tho things nftor tho dlvorco ho
kept tho clock, and now ho la Bonding
it back to us."
Realism.
Stage Manngor I wish wo could
work in n fow moro realistic touchos
In this woodland scono. Now, how
would It bo to havo somo ono growl
llko a bear?
Author Tho very thing! We'll ca)l
In tho critical Harper's Wookly,
This woman saya sho was oaved
from an operation by Lydla 13.
Plnlcham'sVcffof ablo Compound.
LonaV. ITonry, of Norriato wn, Ga.,
writes to Mrs. rmlclmm:
"I Buffered untold misery from fo
malo troubles. My doctor said an opera
tion wa3 tho only chanco I had, nnd I
dreaded it nlmost as much as death.
' Ono day I read how other women
had been cured by Lydla 13. Plnlchntn's
Vegetable Compound, und I decided to
try it. Beforo I had taken tho first
bottlo I was hotter, and now I am en
tirely cured.
"livery woman Buffcrlnff with any
female troublo should tako Lydla li
Plnkhara'tt Vegetable Compound."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vcgotalilo Compound, mado
from roots and herbs, lias been tho
standard romcdy for fomalo ills,
nnd has positively cured thousands of
women who havo been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
poriodio pains, backache, that bearing-down
fooling, flatulency, indigos
tiofydizzinoss or norvous prostration.
Why don't you try it ?
Mrs. Plnklmm invites nil sick
women to wrlto hor for advico.
Bho lias guided thousands to
health. Address. Lynn. Mustj,