FOR, "WOMEN AND HOME ITEMS OF INTEREST FOR MAIDS AND MATRONS. A Hmnrt Combination Uren'njt flown limine (Jlrla, Not In tlio World of Finance, I'ut tlio World at Home Our Cooking School. A Hlmpto Word. K may bo glorious lo write Thoughttt that shall glud the two or throo High boiiU, like thoRC far stow that como In Night Once In a century; Uut bolter for It Is lo speak Ono Hlmplo word, which now and then flhnll-wnkcn their rreo imtuto In the weak And frlcudlCHU tiona of turn; To wrlto Homo earncHt verco or line, Which, necking not tho prnlne of art, Hhall mako clear fulth and manhood xhlno In tho untutored heart. Ho who doth thin, In verno or pro. May bo forgotten In his day, Hut mirely ntin.ll bo crowned ul last with thoso Who Uvo and upeak for aye. James Uusscll Lowell. Illinium UlrU. I do not mean a girl who has gono Into Eomo trade or profession, for tho most domoHtic "homo bird" of my girl readora n:uy ho one. Indcod, If sho holps to carry out her dally duties miccosstully sho must do her utmost to hecomo a "huslnosB girl" In my sonso ot tho word. And when, In course of tlmo, uho posses to a homo of hor own, i ho will bo nt no loss In taking up hor position ns housekeeper and mistress. Sho will win tho respect ot'thoso In her employ by showing thorn that uho un derstands how sho should bo jorvod, nnd that while comort Is absolKtoly required, no oxtravaganco will bo al lowed. Bho will causo her husband's lovo for hor to Incroaso by showing him how truly his Interest Is hors by bringing Into play hor knowlodgo of "how to snend nnd how to savo." To ninlio homo uncomfortablo by mean, unnecessary savings Is no real econ omy, but to plan with loving thought how to mako ovcry dollar ylold its truo valuo Is housekeeping In its best sense; for such a "business girl" will mako a small Incomo go further and give moro real happiness nnd comfort than would ono ot doublo and treble tho amount In Inoxporloncod hands, Uut to mako my girl reador a comploto buslnoss ono of tho typo which I wrlto, sho must nlso loom how to conduct hor charities. Giving Indiscriminate ly, without Inquiry or thought, Is ofton moro productive of ovll than good, and sho must bo as wlso over tho spend ing of tho portion allotted "to help othora," and glvo ns thorough consid eration to It OB sho doos to what sho puts apart for her porsounl concerns. Woman' Hominy. From Monday morning till Saturday midday tho majority ot husbands tell you they nro hard at work. Thoy rlso at C, 7, or 8, and, having onion break fast, got to btiBluoBB. At mldduy gomes an4 hour for dinner and rest. Thon work fills up tho tlmo till C, 6, or 7. Tho ovoulng thoy claim as tholr lawful root after a hard dny'o broad-winning. When two ot thoso hard-workod mon moot thoy almost Invariably, soonor or later, sncor or Joko about tho lazy lives women lead. Listen I If tho bond ot n Iioubo rises at 6, his wlfo mtrnt rlso at C In order to have his brouktast roady on a cloan tablo In a clonnly Bwopt room, Tho husband loaves for business, and his wlfo settles down to tho nocoBsnrlly dull routlno ot liottsowork. At tho mlduy moal sho most probably has to attond to tho wants of two or throo rtlldron. In tho 'afternoon uho -must coll on hor neighbors lu ordor to keep up friend ships, so that hor husband may havo peoplo to talk to when bo wants variety In tho ovonlng. Sho nlso has to do tho necessary shopping. At about 5 tho hardest part ot hor day begins. First, tho evening moal, thon tho chll- uteu to bo put to bod, thon sho must try and bo lively and nmuso hor spouso till Btich tlmo as ho chooses to go to lied. As to a wife's Sunday, ovory ono viho has ever boon a child knows what that means. Uooit and Had Hlrlet In Skirl. ,Tho akirt.;buU)neu .down tho back from bolt lo uom, ami tno siurt win is fastened at tho back with sovoro but tons and cord, are both old-fashioned, fortunotoly, for' tho fashion wob to ox- tromo to be In good taste,- The habit skirt, as Is called tho skirt that (Its liko a rldlng-hublt, that has olthor n eeom In tho middle of the back or cir cular, and fastens at tho loft side, la .ns yot tho best. This requires to bo carefully mado, bo that it la not too (tight over tho back nnd hips, Tho tgy'plBi look 1b obvlatod by four rojvB. of tucks, very amnll, and put on nbout throo Inchos below tho waist. This breaks tho plain look that Is ob- Joctionablo to tho many figures. Satin- faced cloths, ot both light nnd heavy weight, nro to bo usod again, but thoro nro also to bo worn shaggy Borgos and cornel's hair friezes. Cashmoro and all materials ot tho cashmere and smooth finish will bo extremely fashlonablo, on they lend themselves particularly well to tho closo-ntting stylo of dress. Thoy cpmo In all Bhndes and boautlful colorings. iiorpcr s unzar. , Itnlr I)rlug MlnU. When tho bead lu nhoit Mie hair must bo raised an much as posslblo. It It Is long. tho hair la thrown back on tlio tamiiloH nnd sllKhtlv miffed Hxeess of 'length In tho rond may oaallv bo concoalod by tho arrangement ot tlni hair. For promlnont toroheadi care should bo taken not to throw the hair back. For n retreatlns forohcad mid n farm without oxuresflluu a colffuro on tho front ot the hoad will bring cut h faatnres. Tho lino of tho noso Is of primary Importance In arranging the eoltture. Straight or slightly aaull- EVENING Of yellow Batln; very nnrrow strips of on bodlco and skirt; white silk fringe on shouldor. Ino noses demand a regular .mil sym metrical, but not very high, coiffure. Fine noscB, with mobllo nostrils, Bur mounted by two bright eyes, want a colffuro with contrary lines, iiud hav ing something of tho unforeseen nnd of fantastic. I'untnstlc must bo carried even further with abort and rrtrousso noHos, and even amount to nn appear nnco of disorder restrained by p.'ua nnd combs. Lastly, u Borloim, regular, ulmost Bevoro colffuro gives to long, nqulllna nose? that pocullar .character which marks tho olllgen of most his torical medals. Baltimore Herald. A Humrt Combination. Visiting gown of drab velvet. Un- dorsklrt ot black gauz embroldorod In Jot and blnck sequins. Tunic ot tho volvet drapod slightly at tho loft sldo whoro a few hollow phots nro Inserted. It Is cut undulating at the bottom and Is lo3t with a narrow bond of sablo. Corsago of velvet; shaped liko a cuirass, with long basques that do Bcrlbo a scallop at tho bock nnd front. Yoko and sleeves ot Jotted black mous- eollno do solo. Itemove Ntnlm from Table I.lnen. Tho careful housowlfo U much an noyod whon a splc span tablecloth Is marrod by a stain of food or beverage Thoso can, howovor, ho qulto easily ro moved if taken whon fresh. For too Btatns, spread the Bt-ilnod placo over a basin, thon rub tho sppt woll with olthor powdored borax or puro glyeor- Ino. thon pour boiling water through tho material, allowing it to cook wen In this. If tho Btnlna tiro not fresh, this may roqulro to bo lepoatcd. Cof- fco Btalns may bo romovod In tho Bnmo way, ituu ami wino stains nro ire nuently vory trouuiosomo, ana hoouui bo uttondod to as soon U9 may be. If poBBlblo, at onco strain tho tdnlncd part ot tho ciotn over a oasin, anu ruu tho spot won wun nno snu, mon pour boiling water inrougu u in pievuni tho mark spreading, A froshly out tomato .ruuuou over mo nowiy mauo fruit or wluo stain Is nlso sold to bo oxcoltent. Another way Is to rub tho stained part woll on both aides, with GOWN tho satin Interlaced over white Batln, trimmings, largo bow ot black velvet a thick paste of starch; rub this well In, nnd then expose It to tho sun and nlr for thrco or four days, when tho stains should havo disappeared. If thoy havo not, ropoat tho process, sprinkling tho linen now nnd uguln as It dries with a llttlo water. A I'll ce Kliumpon. Perhaps every ono Is aware ot tho quite magical effect ot a faco shampoo when tired out. Its refreshing powers nro so great that tlio llttlo trouble in volvcd Is not worth considering. Wet a sponge In Boft, hot wntor. Put on It a llttlo good soap and a fow drops of glycorlnc. Lnthor tho faco thorough ly with tho rinse, and rub tho skin with almond moal till It la qulto dry. Wash the menl off with fresh hot wator, thon spray or spongo tho faco with cold wator till tho nosh feels nlco and firm. This closes tho poros. Dry gently with a soft towel and powdor lightly with pure Fuller's earth. OUR COOKING SCHOOL. Fried Oyiter. Select lnrgo oysters. Clean, par-boll slightly, to draw out somo of tho water. Drain nnd dry on a towel. Roll in flour or flno bread crumbs, dip In mayonnaise dressing, then In crumbs again. Lot them stand flvo minutes, and If thoy seem moist dip again In crumbs and cook at onco In deep, hot fat, ono nilnuto, Doing already cooked thoy need only tho browning ot tho crumbs. Ralml of Duck Cut tho flesh of a roast duck Into pieces no larger than a half dollar and kcop them hot. Put tho scraps and trimmings In a sauco pan with half a pint of claret, two shallots, a bay leaf, a spring thymo, a pinch of rod popper, and a pint ot stock. Reduce this over a quick fire and strain, udd two ounces of butter, halt a pint ot shrimps or mushrooms and tho Julco ot halt a lemon. Mix woll, but do not boll. Dish tho duck on slices ot fried or toasted broad, pour tho sauco over It and gar nlBh with parsloy. (lolden Hplee" Cake. Cream half a cup ot buttor, add one cup ot brown sugar nnd beat well. Add tho yolks ot four eggs and ono whole egg, woll beaten; atlr In half a cup each ot milk und molasses, two and ono-fourth cups of flour, alftcd, with half a toaspoonful ot sodu, halt a too spoonful ot clove, ono toaspoonful ot cinnamon, one-fourth ot a grated nut meg, a fow groins ot cnyonno and a few gratings of lemon peel. Dako In a square loaf, In a moderate oven, nbout an hour, nnd when cold Invert nnd cover tho bottom with a marshmallow frosting. Chocolate I'mldlng, Take a quart of milk, mix n llttlo ot It with throo tablespoonfuls ot corn starch and tho same quantity ot gratod chocolate, Blend to n smooth nasto. and stir It briskly into tho rcmalndor ot tho milk whllo It Is boiling briskly. Cook for threo minutes, romovo and add n toaspoonful ot vanlla and tho beaten yolks ot throo eggs. Pour tho mixture Into a buttered plo dish nnd bako from twenty to thirty mlnutos. WblBk tho whites ot tho eggs to a BtIR froth, stir Into thorn n tablospooutul of powdored sugar, and pllo it caro lcssly on tho pudding and placo It In a warm (not hot) oven for flvo mlnutos to aot Sorvo hot. Called. "I admtro a man who can say no," Bald Brlmloy. "Will you open a small bottlo with moT" asked Bllx. Philadelphia North Amorlcan. SCIENTIFIC TOPICS CURRENT NOTES OF DISCOVERY AND INVENTION. IteulMtlc Snow Hcenoi licit Valve for Kettle Ilarnetfttng the Tide Self- riutectlon In riitiit A New l'hoto graphlo Telescope Iteceut Invention. Ilnrni-nliis tlio Tide. Tho efforts now making In Europe to produce electrical energy by utiliz ing tho tides, .arc thought to bo prac tical, and complete success Is expect ed. The Idea of generating power by means of tho tides Is old. In fact, tho method now being applied on tho coasts of France and England to run dynamos by utilizing the riso and fall of the short waters Is tho same thut was long employed nt a few points on iho shores of Long Island sound nnd elsewhere to grind flour In "tide mills." Tho English are treating tho problom as though Its practicability for tho gen eration of electricity on a lurgo bcoIo was fully demonstrated. It Is said thn tho sea wall and works that nro to be erected ut Southend, on tho north side of tho Thames' mouth, will cost $11,000,000. Tho purpose Is to supply electricity lo London, and the advan tage of tho slto selected Is that thoro tho rise and fall of the tide Is very great. This enterprise will be by far the most ambitious and costly nttempt yet mado to harness the tides for In dustrial purposes. If It proves success ful the new source of power Is sure to bo largely utilized. Holf-l'rntecllou In I'luiiK. Young long-lent pines, according to Mr. Plnchot of tho department of agri culture, protect themselves against for est flros In a most Interesting and re- ninrkable manner. For four or llvo yenrs tho stems of tho Infant trees at tain n height of only as many Inches above tho soli. During this tlmo their bnrk is extraordinarily thick, and that alono gives Borne protection. But In addition tho long needles spring up abovo tho stem, and then bend over on all Bides "In a green cascade which foils to tho ground In a circle about tho seedling." This green barrier can with difficulty bo mado to burn, whllo tho Bhado that It casts prevents Inflammable grass from growing near tho protected stem. Mr. Plnchot thinks that it Is owing to this peculiar sys tem of Bolf-protectlon which the plno seedlings havo developed that tho growth of overgreen oaks In Florida has been restricted In regions whero fires have raged whllo puro plno for ests havo taken their place. A New Kind of Ilrlcb. In Germany tho granulated slag from blast furnaces is being utilized for tho manufacture of brick. Tho making ot Blng brick Is not a now thing, but here tofore fluid sing has been employed for tho purpose, and tho brick thus pro duced has been found unsuitable for building purposes because It is Imper- menblo to air and steam. But the slag bricks mado In Germany are, It is said, not open to this objection. On tho contrary, whllo exceeding tho strength of ordinary bricks, and pos sessing nn extraordinary resistance to heat, thoy are moro permeable to air, and consequently aro well suited tor tho building of houses. They do not absorb water as rapidly as ordinary bricks. Inoculation for Typhoid. As thero is considerable typhoid fe ver in Natal, all tho British troops which havo been transported to South Africa havo been given tho option ot being Inoculated with tho nntl-typhold scrum, and, according ta tho London Lancet, 70 per cent havo availed them- boIvcb of tho opportunity. Tho inoc ulation with scrum has worked most successfully at tho Indian posts whore It has been tried, nnd tho present op erations in South Africa, which aro being conducted on bo large a scale will demonstrate tho availability ot the sorum treatment In tho prevention ot enteric fovor so ofton provnlont with armies in tho Held. Iteallitlo Snow Scene. Snow scenes In theaters may really bo mado qulto realistic, oven though tho spectators aro qulto assured that the falling flakes are only bits of pa per. When It Is only makeshift snow Bcone, whore tho drawn-back drapor lea ot a window show tho falling Hakes, a man on a plank In tho tiles scat- tcrlng pieces ot paper meets tuo ro qulromonts. Whon a moro ambitious attempt at a snow sceno Is mode soy ernl Btnall machines concenled In tho flics and distributed bo as to cover tho stago front with tho Imitation falling crystals nro employed. An luveentor ot Now York city has Just beon granted a patent on nu appliance for producing realistic snow scenes In which the paper Is fed Into a hopper and scattered broadcast over the stago, I a strong blowing motion being lm- ffiS vice, It Ic ossertod, will placo tho snow scenes ou a par with storm scenes ot thunder nud lightning which In mod ern stagecraft hnvo been brought to a high stago of perfection. A New riiotographtr Telescope. Prof. E. C. Pickering ot tho Harvard observatory suggested a few months ago the desirability ot constructing an extremely long telcscopo for the pur pose of photographing stars and plan ets. He now announces that tho money needed hns been given by anonymous friends of science, and that n tolescope of the desired kind, having an nperturo of 12 Inches nnd a length of at least 100 feet, will probably bo ready within a-few weeks for trial at Cambridge. The Instrument Is to bo plnced In a horizontal position, and a movable mir ror will reflect tho light of the start Into'tho object-glass. Heat Valve for Kettle. A heat-controlling meclinntsm for use In ndjusting tho supply ot gas from a gas stove, bo that It will maintain any given temperature, such as that required for tho heating of milk, tho boiling of water or for tiso In turning on water sprays when adopted for llro alarm purposes is tho Invention of two Englishmen, Ernest drimths nnd Wllllnm Dampler, ot Cambridge. Tho essential feature ot' tho Invention Is an easily fusible ol- loy, contained In a tube, tho expan sion ot which, on molting, acts on a rod or level which In Its turn oper ates a ratchet or star wheel, thereby turning off tho gas or turning on the water sprays, according to tho uso to which It has been put. It Is most Im portant that such n dovlco bo capable of being readily reset for uso ngaln and again, and that, too, without re newal of tho fuslblo alloy or other ports, features possessed by this ar rangement. In tho Illustration tho de vice is shown attached to nn ordinary saucopan, whllo belns utilized to con trol the supply ot gas from a gas stove. Automatic. Tunnel Light. In tho Batlgnollos tunnel, near Paris, Incandescent electric lamps, arranged In rows along the tunnel walls, aro to bo automatically Illuminated and extinguished by passing trains, tho rims of tho car wheels operating tho electric switches. Tho lamps, bolng each of ten candle power, and placed nt tho height of tho car windows, will servo to Ulumlnato tho Interior of the passing coaches, thus superseding the use of lights In the train. Itecont Inrentlont. Flash-light powdors aro mado to burn with a rapid, Intense flamo by a now discharge apparatus which has a small lamp burning with a round flame, the powdor being placed In a bulb and thrown vertically past the flamo to ignite it ns It ascends. To announce tho arrival ot carrier pigeons nt the homo nest a whlstlo has been patented for attachment to tho bird, comprising a hollow ball of light material, with a clamp to securo It to tho tall feather, an opening bolng cut In tho front to lot air Into tho whistle. An Ohio man has patented a street car lloor wnicn win prevent poopio treading or sitting on passengers' toes, tho edges of tho lloor being doublo, with tho upper thickness supported at intervals on brackets to lift it high onough to allow the passengers' toes to slip under. Distribution of germs through the uso ot telephones is prevented by a now attachment which has a metallic ring to fit ovev the mouthpiece, with a cover hinged on ono sldo, having a bracket on Its Inner faco for the sup port of a small bottlo containing an antiseptic or germicide. In New York a company has been formed for tho manufacture of nn ar inor for pneumatic tires, using nn un woven, fibrous material, which Is flat tened out Into a wldo sheet and cov ered on ono sldo with a looso woven fabric to kcop It In placo, being then folded over until It attains tho proper width. An Improved feod box for animals has a small trough pivoted at tho rear ot tho mangor, with a narrow, round hopper dopendlng from tho ceiling overhoad to lit over a cone-shaped pro jection In tho bottom of tho box, a weighted lever closing the cono over tho hopper outlet until tho animal presses tho box down. A perpetual calendar has been con structed by a Frenchman named Jagot, It consists ot flvo wheels having a total of nlnety-slx teeth and of nine lovers or catches. It Indicates automatically, Without any attention save winding, the day of tho week, tho date and the month, and shows the 20th of Febru ary every four years, besides suppress ing It in tho centennry years that aro not leap years and showing It In those that arc. Acute Symptom. "Are you sure you lovo that girl?" "Well, I can't work In tho morning until I get a lottor from her, and after I got It I can't work." Chicago Record. BUDGET OF FUN. SOME OOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. A Variety of Quips, tilbes ami Ironle, to Cauie a Smite Flotnam and letunm from the Tide ot Hutnor Witty Buying!. Where It Hart. 'Why are you weoptng7" asked the loving husband. 'When llttlo Harry and I wont down town today," sho Bobbed, "tho con ductor Insisted that I must pay for tly child." Oh, well," ho said, "I wouldn't let that bother me. What's a nickel to us?" "It Isn't tho nickel," Bhe Indignant ly replied. "It's tho Impertlnenco ot tho brute ot a conductor In Insinuat ing that It Is posslblo for mo to bo tho mother of a child moro than ten years old." Chicago Times-Herald. flood Iteason. Bacon "You know that part In tho play whero the mansclzoa the woman, forces her Into a closet and turns tho key on her?" Egbert "Yes; I remember It. "Well, last night a fellow In tho nu- dlonce npplaudcd It so that thoy had lo put him out." "I don't think thero Is anything to applaud about that part of tho play." "Oh, but It turned out that tho fel low applauding was tho husband ot tho actress, and It was thn first tlmo ho had ever seen anybody shut hor up." Yonkers Statosman. In tho Ilnrnyard. Rooster Oh, soy, this Is a cinch. All tho other chickens down the hill and tho old lady with such a cold sho can't call them. Already She Had llegun to l'rcparo. "If you keep on ns you havo begun, Mabel," complained tho young hus band, running his eye over tho weok ly account, "we Bhall nover bo nblo to lay up anything for a rainy day." "How con you say so, Henry," ex claimed the young wlfo, righteously indignant, "when you know that I havo two of tho loveliest ralny-day .-.klrta thnt were ever mafrfl" Stray Stories. llronght It Upon Himself. "What is the womon's offense?" "Sho throw a brick at a neighbor, your honor, and hit a man standing be hind her." "Tho man Is guilty of contributory negligence. It he hadn't been an idiot, he would havo stood In front ot her. Caso 13 dismissed." Stray Sto ries. Natural Inference. "It seems strange that you novor re ceived a proposal of marrlngo," re marked tho sarcastic girl. "Who says I novor received a pro- posal of marriage?" demanded other. tho I've "Why, no one, of course, but always understood, that you nro a spinster." Chicago Evening Post. Thoie Loving fllrl. Maude Mr. De Jones asked mo to sing for him tho other evening after wo had been Introduced. Clara And what did you slug? Maude Why, how do you know that I sang at all? Clara Well, I noticed that ho didn't nsk you to sing to-night. Chicago News. A Difference In Taitet. "I saw you kissing my daughtor. I don't liko it, sir." "Then you don't know what's good. sir." Llfo. l'olltenesi lu the Country, "Hand me my hat, Schorchl" "What do you want ot It?" "I want to tako It off to tho par son whon ho passes!" Fllegondo Blnetter. A Forecast. "Tho Indications are," remarked tho man who was looking at tho sky with nn expression oL great wisdom, thnt It will bo cold and raw." Tho man who has trouble with tho servant girl problom meekly Inquired: "What aro you talking about, the weather or dinner?" Washington Star. Frequently. "Pa, what Is a drawn battle?" "It Is one In which tho enemy haa rather tho best ot It." Puck.