THE YOUNC flolon ot.d mighty stookl Hands of Iron, honrts of onk, Follow with unflinching trend Whoro tho nollo fathers loJI Honesty with steady oyo, Truth nud pure simplicity, I.ovo thnt gently vrlutioth hoarU,--Thoso shall ho thy only arts. g TAD AND HIS PANTHER, i C T ID you hoar tho pauthor I mai Ji'gui, oorgoautr I J asked Tiul, tUo captain's fT son. "No," trnid tUo sergeant, ns lio cut at tho top ot a sago-brush with tho looso cud ot tho lariat hanging at his saddle. "I didn't hear it, hut it yelled, I gucBB. Billy Murphy was on guard down at Post No. 2, and ho didn't daro wall; tho length of his boat." "Lot's go thero to-night nud fetch it in," said tho boy. "No no!" Tho soldier rarely spoko iu so posi tive n maimer to his younger com panion. Thoy had grown to bo quite good friends. Ho Sergeant Goro looked at the trim ilguro bj his side, nud admired as a cavalryman would Tad's posturu in tho saddlo. And thou ho gazod down tho long ioad to tho blnlV ou tho shingly lodgos of which tho pauthor they had been Hpcaking of was said to prowl at night and call to tho echoo3 iu that fcarsomo voioe. ' Qoro was a woll-bdrn, well-trained youug follow who had enlisted in tho rauko of tho regular army at a timo when peuuilcss and discouraged, ns ha? many auotherBonot n good family. Ho scorned peculiarly nttraotivo to this boy. Tad admired (lore Locauso ho was cleverer thau tho othors. (loro was a better shot aud a bettor horso man, and he was tho best wrestler in tho fort. Aud thero is nothing that ho appeals to tho soul of tho boy as ability iu that closo Btrugglo of nlhletos, that ombraco of gladiators, out of which comes tho triumph of tho unarmed bauds, tho viotory of tho un aided muscles and skill. And Tad's father, tho captain, had not discouraged an association which gave his sou pleasuro and seemed to mako tho lad more manly. "Couldn't wo kill tho panther, Ser geant?" "Wo might, and wo might not. Tho last man in tho troop who wont out to kill a panther camo back iu a sling between two pack-mules; nnd ho didn't get oh' bick-roport for throo months. Now, soo hero, Tad. Get that wriuklo out of your brain! How would it look for mo to risk tho cap tain'ri sou out theru on the bluff at night? How would I go to tho cap taiu'H wife aud explain it if " "Wouldn't naed any explanation if we brought tho panther." "Or how would I square mattors with tho captain whou tho captain's littlo boy was lying in bed aud surgeon-plaster all over him?" "Pretty nico thing to kill a pau thor!" "Yes; and then " "ricrgeaut, aro you afraid of hor?" "I'm not afraid of auything alive," caid tho sergeant, calmly. "If you aro not afraid, why don't you go?" "Wo don't do all tho thiugs wo daro to do." "What, for iustanco?" "Well, I daro tell Higgins, when wo got to camp, that I won't mount guard to-morrow." "Then why don't you?" "Because it is my duty to mount guard whoncvor ho details mo. Ho's the ordorly sorgoaiit." "1 saw you throw him ono timo," said Tad, irrelovautly; and thou ho titopped to laugh at tho recollection. Higgins was a very strong man; nnd ono day in npring, before mount ed drill was begun, tho soldiers got up a tournamont on tho parade-ground, whoro tho orderly oorgeant challenged any ono to wrestle. Tad remoinborod Gore's acceptance, and how tho big ger man had Htruttcd to the oncoun ter; how tho two had gripped to tho work, and how presently Goro had caught tho huge weight ou bin hip, aud had flung the other heels over headiu ono great Bweop, and had landed him fairly and ilually. But that was mouthn ago. Tad looked up at tho distant blulV whilo tho buglers were blowing a rotroat, but ho stood iu "tho attitude of n soldier" when tho Jlatj camo down to tho booming of tho oveuing gun. That night ho .made his bed on tho lloor of the upper porch, and lay thero wondering at tho stars till long aftor taps. Time aud again ho caught him solf almost across tho border-land of dreams, aud it sccmod to him tho Iaggiug midnight must have passod when tho Bound for which ho waitod reached his ears. Aud than tho sud deunesa of it, tho savago strength of that panther's cry, startled tho courageous littlo fellow till his heart was still. Tho half-human quality of tho tout added to the terror of it. Thou his breath camo back, aud with it his daring. Aud tho next timo tho cry was raisod hokuow tho shingly Hholvos ot tho bluff wero thou a prom oiiade for the pauthor. Noxt night Sergeant Goro was ou guard, but tho noxt after ho was free; aud timo and again ho woudered whoro Tad was iu hiding; for ho haj not seen tho boy siuoo dinner-call, Lang and Warner wero up tho gulch with an oight-mulo team, and thoy camo in at sundown with a load of wcod. When they had uuharneBsod tho aalcs Lang found Sergeant Goro stretched ou his buuk, trying to read by lis aftorglow. "Go, Gore, hero'u a uoto from tho AMERICAN. - I'rudont In tho council train, i Dim ut loss ou tho Imttlo plain, llondy at tho country's ncod Tor hor glorious cuuso to bloca Ho shall I'once, n aharnli.K guest, Dovo-llkn In thy bosom ret. Ho shall Honor';' stoudy blnjio Duaui upon thy closing days. J ; jgg ac SSj;S2 SJ" S uov toS nafc 6 (7a3 Captain's kid," said tho teamster Lang, carelessly. Goro peered at tho penciled linos: Deai: SmtonANT: I am up on tho bluff. If you don't come and get me, may bo tho panther will. Tad. A cayuao pony was picketed back of tho quartermaster's store, aud Sergeant Goro took nturn of tho ropo arouud tho animal's jaw, leaped to the bare baok, aud galloped to tho hills. He carried his carbine, and a bell of cartridges was buckled about him, Aud ovory mnsclo of his splendid frauio quivered; for ho lovod tho Captain's sou. Tad had calculated tho note might not bo delivered until after dark; and ho crept along tho slaty shelves until he found a littlo recess whoro tho looso earth had been worn away by the wind and tho rain, aud ho climbed down there and backed iu. About six foot below was a broad ledgo which reached far "around to tho right. By lying flat his face just camo to the edge of his narrow shelf, whilo his feet were prossod to tho farthest spaces in his little rotugo. Ho pulled his riflo within easy reaching dis tance, and then looked out aud dared tho panther to come. Straight boforo him. down tho val ley, w is tho fort. Ho watched tho twinkling lights go out in tho moss hall, aud know tho belatod toamstors had arrivod iu camp. And his faith was bo firm iu Sorgeant Goro that ho no vor doubtod tho soldior was coming. Presently ho hoard tho dull beat of hoofs on tho long road. But it was from unshod feot, nnd not a cavalry horse. That chilled his courago a littlo. And just as ho triod to con vince himself that ho was wroug, and searched for hopo that an army horse and not n pony was galloping toward him, a shriek not llfty feot nway rent tho wonderful silouco of tho hills. His littlo body was positively lifted and shaken with tho shock of it. Aud then, becauso he was a cap taiu'fi son, Tod hammered his baro knuckles against tho stone, aud forced his courago to coma back. no peorod over tho odgo of his sholf at the broad ledgo below; ho looked straight down thoro a hundred feet to tho foot of tho bluff; and ho could not toll for tho lifo.of him from what direction that thrillius cry had come. Then a pebble was loosed, nnd foil down tho bluff, arouud somewhere to tho right of Tad's refuge and ho called: "Sergeaul!" Ho hoard something rub goutly against tho rocks on the ledgo bolow, aud thou another pebblo bounded away; but no strong word o! oheor camo iu nnswor. In another monionl, though hia wido eyes had been watchiug all tho time, tho pauthor lay bolow him. Sho kopt well to tho farther edgo. Sho saw him, and soemod gathering for a spring. It was seconds before ho thought of tho rillo. Thon ho llrod, and sho leaped. Ho felt hor claws striko at him. and catch again nud again. But ho withdraw far into tho littlo nook, nud thoro was no foothold for her. Sho toppled back, nnd ho could hear her broathing plainly. Thon sho triod again. As sho fltood ou her hind feet, hor claws caught in his clothing, but ho fought freo; nud time and again she scratched him, but ho did not cry out. Onco or twico sho withdrow her paw, strotohod vory high, and pushed hor black muzzle up till ho could seo tho two rod eyes; nnd ho knew the two red oyoa could very well seo him. But when sho struok sho must with draw her hoad to givo tho paw a groator reaoh, and by shifting a littlo ho could dodge her. But all tho time, as sho tiied. for him, lirst with ono foro-pnw aud then with tUo othor, hor hind feot wore clawing at tho bluff for a foothold. If she had found it, sho would have lifted and hnvo reached him instantly. Sho did not llud it; but sho was loosoning soil and stones with every olfort, and theso wero forming a growing plat form which brought hor nearor. When ho know tho next lling cf a paw would reach him ho saw tho baro blond hoad of Sorgeant Uoro on tho lodge The baok of hor head was toward tho soldier, for her loft paw was at tho bosom of Tad's blua coat. "Cling tight!" said Gore. And a wondorful thing happened, The sorgeant stopped closo to the pnuthor's side, faoing outward. His left arm Hashed nbout tho cxtouded body. Ho made that splondid ful crum of his hip. Ho swung just once, aud swiftly; and tho panther wont as Higgins had onco gono heels ovor hoad, and helpless. Sho Hung both paws wildly, but sho mado no sound as hor dark body shot ovor tho odgo and was swallowod up iu tho dark noss. Thoy listonod what seoiuod a vory long timo, nnd hoard her Btriko at tho foot of tho bluff. "Great throw!" cried Tad, and ho crept exultant from his nook, and clamborod out whoro Sorgoant Goro could lift him down. But ho had to bo carriod. Whon it was all ovor his sturdy logs rofiiBod to boar him, and ho stnggorod very helplessly. Goro laid him ou tho pino-uoodlos at tho summit, for a few minutes. Aud pres ently thoy wcut down tho long rond to tho warm spring, whero he washed tho duet from Tad's faco and bauds aud arms. Later, they dragged to tho captain's porch n monster pauthor, whoso vel vet skin not a single bullet had innrrod. But oven at that, when Tad saw his father's whito faco, and caught tho wordless welcome of bis mother's em brace, ho know ho had paid for tho panther far more thau it was worth. St. Nicholas. Mlilnlilpmltn or tho Old "Ont( Vull." Among other improvements in tho art of war, ns attained by tho world iu theso lator years, is the abolition of tho practice of sending children to sea, as was tho caso when tho mid shipmen of tho old "oak walls" of England often wero boys of less thau fourtoou years. Tho Marquis of Dufferiu au.l Ava, in tolling nbout tho siego ot Bomnr suud, in tho Crimean war, which ho witnessed from the frigate Penelope, tolls this story of ono ot those littlo follows: "What pleased mo iuobI during tho wholo business," ho says, '-vas tho gallant behavior of a littlo midshipman, a more child, twolvo or fourteen years ot ago. About tho timo when the ilro becamo pretty hot I happouod to oomo across him, nnd, ns ho soemod to bo as much out of a job as myself, I touched my cap, nud took tho liberty of observing that it was a lino day, to which ho politely replied that it was. Encouraged by his urbanity, I ventured to nsk him how long he had bcou at son, to which ho nnswercd, 'I havo only left my mnmma six weeks, but I ain't going to cry on Her Mnjosty'n quarterdeck,' a romark which I think as worth re cording ns many a ono mado by moro illustrious hcroos. Soon after this, howovor, a mnu was killed closo to him, and tho littlo fellow fainted, nnd was takon bolow." Old Mini of tliu Unltc.l Hliilm. Stato Librarian Gnlbreath has just secured another valuablo addition to tho collection of relics at tho library, a map of tho United States, mado in tho year 179G. Tho map was found iu nu old book shop at 1'hilndclphin, aud was formerly tho property of a gontlomau who was for years iu tho employ of tho Federal Government. It is mado from copper plates aud is mountod ou hoavy linou. On tho chart Ohio is a territory with rather vaguo outliuos. Clovolnnd is not to bo found, and Cincinnati is designated as Fort Washington. Sandusky is tho only city of any great prominence. Tho Eastern Stntos aro shown with substantially tho saino boundaries ns thoy havo to-day. Georgiu extends as far West as tho Mississippi Itivor, aud tho Southern portion of Florida is apparently uuknown. Lnko Michi gan is much too nnrrov aud Lako Huron is far too broad. At tho lowor corner is a curious picture ot Niagara Falls. Mr. Gnlbreath has discovered another chnrt of tho United States, drawn iu 1771, and it will soon bo seut to Columbus. Columbus Jour nal. Whoro I.ciirnlnc Went Wrong. Somo Vionna savants wero lately confronted with n languago diflloulty. According to tho Iudependanco Beige, a youug girl, unknown, was found unconscious in a strept nt Presbourg, and was oouvoyod to tho hospital at Vionna, whoro sho recovered con scioiiBuoss, nnd began to speak in n languago which uo ono prosont could understand. Tho doctors camo to tho conclusion that tho youug womnu was a nativo of nn Eastern country. Con sequently somo professors from tho Oriental School wero called iu, and thoy wero all agreed that tho girl did not speak a correct languago, but a dialect. Tho Professor of Persian held that sho spoke a Persian dialect, and thnt ho understood it. Another professor was of tho opinion that it was an Abyssinian dinloct. A third was convinced that it was a Turkish patois. Siuco tho savants wero not ngreod, tho polico doomed it necessary to mako inquirios, with tho result that the stranger was proved to bo a Hungarian, who hud escaped from a prison, and who did not understand a word of Persian, Abyssiuinu or Turk ish. London Globe. Ho Would Til Mo tho Honp. Numerous complaints had como bo foro a certain public ofllcial iu regard to tho quality of food served to tho inmates of ono of tho public institu tions, and ho dotorminod to investi gale. Making his way to tho building just about dinner-time, ho encoun tered two men carrying a huge, steaming boiler. "Put that kottlo tlownl" ho ordered brusquely; and tho men at onco obeyed. "Get mo a spoon I" ho noxt commanded. Tho man that brought Uvjspoou was about to say something, b.it was ordered to keop silent. "Takeoff tho lid!" was tho noxt command. "I'm going to taste it." Tho two mon, cowed by tho ofllcial's bruiiqueuoss, watched him gulp down n good mouthful. "Do you mean to say that you call this soup?" thoollloial domandod. "Why, it tastes to mo inoro like dirty water." "So it is, Rir," replied ono of tho mon, respectfully. "Wo wero scrub bing tho lloors." Ono Wuy Not to IIiivo I ; n m I . Thoro was onco n Viceroy named Tsoi-Kwo-Fnn who was said to havo diod without leaving a siuglo onomy bohind him for, according to his satirical couutrymon, ho had killed thorn nil whilo ho was alivo. Early in his political caroor Li Hung Chaug is said to havo followod his illustrious example, but for many years ho has boon too powerful to think it worth while to pny tho slightest attontion to his rivals aud opponents, oxcopt thoso who woro ho powerful them selves thnt ho could not with impunity inflict personal vougeauce upon them, It was during tho Napoleonic wnrs thnt tho phraso "to lio liko n bulletin" was inventod. Tho Gntling plow in tho latest in vention of tho man who made tho gun of that name. May tho day quickly como whon tho plow will suporsodo tho gnu. Tho inereaso of insanity among womon is probably duo to thei altered nud nltering conditions. Ou all sidos thoy aro plunging into the battlo of life as bread winners. "Willi n nor voua system far moro highly organ ized than that of man, it is no wonder that they break down under tho strain. Tho poorer classes nro being crowd ed out of all European countries. Into whntovcr country thoy migrate, Ihcy cany with them their heritage, physical weakness, montal inofll. cieucy, poverty and misery. Thoy oroatc in all freo countries tho most difficult of social problems, thiuks tho Christian Register. Tho application ot a resident ot Culm for permission to send a ship load of arms and ammunition from that island to Colombia uuwitliiigly disolosos tho fact that quantities ot war munitions woro iu Cuba without tho knowlodgo ot tho authorities. Aro other arms concoalod thoro fur il legal purposes? Bathor an importaut question. It is curioiiB that our earthquake loss country should havo produced tho method of building thnt promises to bo of most sorvico iu countries not happily freo from tremors ot tho earth. Tho steel construction of our skyscrapers is to bo usod for a palaoo for tho Mikado, and it is expected to do nway with tho objections thnt havo highorto oxistcd against largo build ings iu countries visited by earth quakes. Tho stool buildings will sway aud yield, but thoy will not tumblo down. Tho plastering mny crack, but tho mail up in tho sixteenth story may look calmly out of his win dow during a quako aud oxperienco nothing moro uucomfortablo than Blight attack of soasitknoss. Tnkiug them yoar in and year out tho statistics of tho Life-Saving Sorv ico show comparatively littlo change. Of courso tho sorvico has grown, but its into of extension has boon slow. During tho year covered by tho report just submitted to tho superintendent only ono station was nddod, thoro bo iug nt tho dato of tho report 20b sta tions, of which 19!) wero on tho At lautio aud gulf coasts, 50 on tho great lakes, 15 on tho Pacific and ouo nt tho Falla of tho Ohio, Louisville, Ky. Of tho 11003 porsous involved in dis asters to documented vessels within tho Hold of oporatiou of tho sorvico during tho year only fid wero lost, nnd out of a total cstimatod vnluo of ves sels nud cargoes imperiled in tho dis asters, amounting to$8,101,010, thoro was saved property valuod at 3(1,201 , 900. Miss Estollo Boel, Gonornl Suporin toudent of Indian Schools, in hor annual report makos a strong plea for compulsory odueation, and advocates strictly industrial training for Indian childron. Sho says tho industrial brand) of tho work should bo forced to tho front, and literary instruction should bo narrowed to tho simple, prnotical olomonts. Tho oducntional outlook for tho Indians is painted ns vory onoouraging, and hotter build ingu and moro facilities for industrial traiuiug havo been provided during tho year. Tho report urgos n courso of cooking, nursing and ocouomio housekeeping for girls, mnkiug them home-innkorH iu tho highest senso. Farming, ntock-raising aud tho useful Irndos should bo added to tho common brnnohos taught tho boys. During tho year 20,378 milon wero traveled by Miss Bcol iu her work. Tho sovero frosts in Louisiana of rccont years aro proving blossings to tho orango growers. Tho orango busi noss usod to bo nn affair of luck. Tho frosts camo about twenty yonrs apart and killed tho troos, and tho business camo to bo rogardod as a speoulativo affair, in whiah tho afforts of mnu ruled loss than tho laws of ehauco, Tho groator frequency aud severity of recent frosts, howovor, have sot tho plantors to experimenting Hcientiflo ally, aud now thoy havo discovorod varieties of oranges and methods of treating them that make of oven tho Hovorost frosts merely temporary draw backs. Tho scioneo of agriculture is advancing nil ovor our country, in stop with othor industries, and the rcBtiltH of thoso trials in Louisiana ought to bo of tho greatost advantage to hor nister Stnto of Florida, tho loss of whoso oraugo troos a fow years ago nearly ruined her financially. LAWS SUBSCni3ERS SHOULD KNOW. Court tlccUlonr, of Vnrtlculnr lulcrcit to ltcmlci'i or Newuiior, Tho pnpers nro widely publishing tho recout dooisiou of Justijo Guthrie, of Lognusport, Ind., in tho caso of tho Journal company against Thomas Hoed for a subset iptiou account, nnd somo of them, soya tho Journal, nro badly informed on tint Biibjeot. Iu holding thnt Bood owod tho Journal 810.75, tho court doo'.dod that ho had never givou tho piblishora proper notico ot his desire to havo tho paper stopped. While Bccd testified that he had ordered tho carrier to slop tho paper, the boy swore that ho had novor recoivod any such notice. On this point tho court held that oven if it woro proven thnt Bood had told tho boy to stop, this would not bo sulll oiout notice unless it woro shown thnt tho boy was tho agontof tho publisher to tho nxteut of rocoiving orders for discontinuing subscriptions. Tho de cision is of considerable importance to nowspnpor publishers, ns it will compel subscribers to uso proper busi ness caro iu ordering their papers dis continued, nud failing to do so will bo hold liable for their subscription. Uccidvrd I lio 1'iipor iiinl Mud to 1'ny. A caso of interest to uowopapor pub lishers occurred recently nt West brook, N. Y,, whorein n llrtn of news pnper publishers brought suit, nud obi .iuod judgment for 39 nud costs, on account of subscription charges. Tho publishers admitted that tho de fondant novor ordered the paper. Tho facts wero not disputed that whon thoy bought in tho list of an other paper m tho town, thin man's nnmo wns ou tho list, but without his orders. Tho now management wrote to all whoso, names were on tho list thoy had bought, offering to stop tho papers of all who did not expect K) pay. Tho dofondanl did not nnswor thin notico, but kopt on tnkiug tho papor, and thou rofuscd to pny ou tho ground thnt ho novor subscribed. Tho plaintiffs nrgucd that tho gonornl rule ot 'law, that a mnu must pay for what ho rccoivon and usos, applies to news papers as well as other things, and tho court sustained that viow. AUTf nnmrn Mint Ho l'nlit. Tho publishorH of tho Anoka Herald reooutly suod a delinquent subscriber nud recovorod judgment for sovon years' subscription nud costs thnt amounted to $20. The pnper had been ordered stoppod nud returned from tho postoflloo ns rofusod, but tho "ubsoribor had not paid up tho ar rearages and his nnmo continued ou tho books undtho papor was regularly mallod to his address. Tho dooisiou of tho court wns, a subscriber could bo hold for subscription until nr rcaragos wero paid. Iln Cimiiol Iln Ilnuest. "It's no use," said Hermann mourn fully, "I simply cannot bo honest." "Havo yoa over triod?" aBked Poolo sarcastically. "I should thiuk I had iriod; why, only Inst night 1 wout out of iny way to bo houoflt nud tho effort wns suah a fiasco, I shall uovor try again." "How vns that?" inquired Poolo. "It was this way," oxplainod Her mann. "I got on it Woodward nvonuo car at Alfrod street to como down town. Tho conductor wnu way up front nud didn't seo me. A woman boarded ahead of mo nnd hid me, you know. I pushed across tho platform aud loaned against thnt Hereon ou tho loft hand sido. I fell into n conversa tion with a fellow and tho conductor passod mo entirely. 'Do him for a niokol,' said tho follow, I had Mono' conductors a lot of times, but sud denly my consciouuo bogau to uliok pins in mo nud I decided to turn ovor. a now leaf. But I still hesitated. Finally, though, I pulled tho conduc tor's sleeve and, handing him n coin, Baid I could not boat tho road, my con science wouldn't allow it. Uo took my money nud gavo mo two dimes in chaugo. Tho uoxt comer I got off ii "Woll " "Well, whon T examined thomonoy in my pookot I found I had givou that conductor n twontj'-ccut piece." De troit Freo Pross. Tim Auntriilimliiii Secret. Tho secret of tho domocrntia ofllor osconoo of Australasia is tho same as that of tho now vigor shown thoro by Europoau plants and animals, nays Henry D. Lloyd iu tho Atlantic. Tho secret is tho snmo as that of tho long step abend of tho mother country takon by Now Englnud, with its Puri tnua nnd Pilgrims. Tho wondorful propagativu power of domocrntio ideas in Australasia isniuct of tho same order ns tho mirnculous multiplica tion of tho European swecthrior nud rabbits introduced there. Tho old idoaa and institutions, givou a now ehauco iu a now country, gain a new vigor. It is their now world. Hopes nnd purpnsou, which had fossilized iu tho old country, livo again, Whon tho holdback of custom, laws, aud old fumilioa is removed, thoro is a leap forward as from a loash. What Aus tralasia has boon doing is only what England aud tho older countries hnvo boon (dowly attempting to do. Para doxically, too, this renaissance of de mocracy in Austrnlasia is not tho fruit of colonization by religious onthusi asts, or social reformers, or patriots choosing exile, but of colonization by plain, ovory-dny, matter-of-fact Eug lishmon, thinking ouly of inakiug n bettor living. Aiuerlcii in Africa, Ainerioau refrigerating muchinos, American pumping machinory, nn Amoricau dynamite plant, IfiO milos of American railroad, laid with Ameri can rails on California redwood fllcop ors and American water lines, arc somo of tho Yankee products ta bo ween nt tho South African ininej, 7HI LADY WITH THE SMILE. Hhall woman como to drlvo man from It's plucu And toll whero ho in laliorlnj; to-day? Shnll hn nt length retire In dl.iKraeu To scrub nnd cook and clour tho nlalai away? Ah. whiitnvur tho result, at last miybn Thero It ono who Is In power nil tho whllu Who will novor censo from ritlhis younnl mo- Tho ctinrinltiK littlo woman wlth-tlm mull !. Tho woman may Uo nohlo nnd liar mlr.d May ho a mine of loro wllhnl who ne'er Lets tho man who guana nt hor vluti-n Iln 1 Tim shiulow ot a Mmpur lurklm: mure; Hut however (food or Kruelotii xho may un Thero'M another to eclipse her all tho while, And tlio ono who como It over yon nnd inn Is the foolish one who hns tho wlnnlni,' smlt, Oli, thn (Pplomals may brine uj Listing poaccj They mny nIoji tho cruel wars oa land nnd sou; The hlnoilshud and tho Ivrunny may oenir, Thoy imiy net tho last l)uuli;htoil viurnl froe; lint In splto of all diplomacy mny do, And In splto of man's world wfuloin nn 1 Ids kuIIi", H.i will nuvur uo.tsn from pavln.t tribute I The cnptlvnltm; linly wltli the smile. Uhlu.iKO TlmiM-Hernl.l. PIT. I AMD POI.'.'T, Sho "I wish yon wouldn't call mo 'dearest.'" lio "Why?" She "L implies Hint thero nro othm.' ' Brooklyn Life. Sho "In ho rioh?" He "No." Sho "Sounouo told mo ha had lnorj mouoy than brains." Hu -"Hoi liar, but ho hasn't gol muo'i money at that." YonkotM Statesman. 1 ntkoil my frlou I for pi t a Ivies, My notion now 1 sorulvrue, l'or ho nitvlst'il It witiii't nluj Just what I didn't wish to do. WaHliliiKtou Htar. Nodd "Thero nro linicn whon n mnii hns to Ho to hiH wire." Todd "And that isn't tho worst cr it." "What is?" "Thero aro limos whon ho has to tell the truth." Brooklyn Life. "Hnvo you any nico light bread?" askod a prospective customer in n bakoshop. "Yos'm," replied tho now boy, "wo hnvo somo nico poivid loaves that weigh ouly toil ounces. Ohicn- go News. Attorney "When did your hus band first show signs of insnuity, madam?" Wife "Tho day hn mar riod mo. I thou discovered ho wns making only 310 a wool:." Philadel phia North American. "You nru tho only woman I havo lovod," ho protostod. "What?" sho domandod, "That is, of courso, this yoar," ho hastened to explain, and sho was so charmed by his truthfulness that sho accoptod him. Hostess "Can I got you n part ner?" Party Addrcssod "Woll, ma'am, nothing would givo mo greater pleasure, but I'm nfraid it's no go, an your husband engngod mo for tho evening ns waiter." Tid-Bits. "Tho kind of driimmor wo want is a convincing talker who has a largo oirclo of friends." "You'll not llud him." "Why uol?" "Couviucing lalkcrn never havo a largo circlo of friends." ludinnnpolia Journal. "Woll, I seo you've lnovod. Did thoso pooplo you employed do a good job?" "Fine. They broke only llvo mirrors out of n possiblosix,andIthiuk I can havo tho plasloring thoy knocked oft' rcplacod at an outlay uf not moro than 810." Chicago News. "You havo novor known tho pnnga of poverty!" ho oxolnimod bitterly. Tho hoiross' oyos softonod, though liquid to begin with. "Indeed, I have," said she, warmly. "I wont tc a bargain sale whero no ouo know me nnd found I had left iny purse nt homo." Littlo Tommy "Pnpn, did yon over seo a cyolouo thnt blowod every thing up in tho air, cows aud horses and housuH aud things, upsido down?" Papa "Woll, uo, Tommy, although l'vo hoard of it olton." Lit tle Tommy "Well, I think it'll bo rather tiresomo to livo bo long, aud novor seo nnythlngl" No Jiulf-i) uf I rye n n iln. An exceedingly woll dressed woman sut iu nn olovated railway oar tho othor day, and opposite her was an elderly man. Tho womnu got up to leave tho car at Twenty-third street, nnd iu tho cornor ot tho sent whero she had bcou silting tho man spiod a piece of black not. Jumping for it ho called out: ".Madam, you havo loft yo.tr veil!" As sho took uo notico of him ho dashod down tho nislo aftor hor, and touching her on tho alhow ngain said: ".Madam, you have left your veil," at tho same ti.no holding it up m full viow of nil. It was a frowsy, frayed, torn piece of black cotton net. "It is not mine, sir!" sho snnpped out, giving him a withering look, nnd tho obliging old man shrank bnck an if ho hail botin jabbed with a hairpiu, whilo the passengers grinned, "Why was hIio ho mad about it?"h nskod iu a dazed way. an lio laid tho homely little rug on tho window sill. "I guess you novor paid for a woman's finery," said another mnu. "That's ho," said ihu withered one, iu a hopeless touo. "1 am n bachelor. Perhaps I'd know moro if I'd mar ried." "Yon would thnt," said tho other, feelingly, Now York Tribune. Tom Corivin'ii Moutli. Tom Corwin had nn enormous mouth. Ho onco said ho had been insultod by Deacon Smith. Tho good brother asked for further explana tion. "Well1 enid Corwin, "whou I stood up nt tho lecture room to rolatu my experience, nnd I opened my mouth, Doacou Smith rose up iu front, and said: 'Will somo brother ploaso close that wiudow nnd keep it oloied?' " Argouaut.