A DIAMOND NECKLACE. One Sunday morning' two young' men sat in the smoking-room of a cozv apartment. On the divan, his tail and legs ornainented with tufts of curly black hair, his body shaved in the 'improved fashion, a poodlu slumbered peace fully, and Floyd Tailer, the owner of the premises, was lolling in an easy chair, his slippered feet stretched toward the fire. His companion, Arthur Van Stade, had been his greatest friend at college, and this was their first meeting- in three years. "That's rather a fine dog- you have there, Arthur, said Van Stade, turn ing to the poodle and lazily looking over the sleepy animal. "Well I should think so," replied Tailer; "I don't suppose you will be lieve me when I tell you that when he came into my possession he was worth no less than SI. 000. The spring after yon went away," he went on. "having finished my college course, I went over to the other side for the Lontlon season. Invent to London and in London Ltayed long after the time I had alldtted to that city had expired. Itivas there I met Edith. In six weeks we were engaged. The remainder of the summer I passed in i Scotland with the family of my fiancee. They had planned to go to Nice, when the cold weather came on, and of course I determined to go with thejn. We went as far as Paris to gether, but at the last moment I was detained in that city for a few days and was obliged to allow the rest of the party to proceed without me, promising to join them in a week at most. "The following morning- I started out in search of something for my dear girl, whom I should be with the very next day. I visited all the lead ing jewelry btores on the Avenue de 1'Opera, and was so confused by the glittering array of gems spread out to lure the American dollar from wealthy travelers that I could decide on nothing-. My SI, 003 which had seemed so much, now appeared ri diculously small, and I had almost de spaired of finding anything worthy of my beloved when my eyes fell upon an extremely beautiful necklace, con sisting of two rows of pearls caught together at intervals by small dia mond clasps. It lay in a velvet case of azure blue nnd the moment I saw it I decided that it was just what I wanted. "I bought it without a moment's hesitation. The little blue box was about to be wrapped up wiien the salesman discovered some imparfec tion in the clasp. He was profuse in his apologies and said that it would be repaired and ready for me the fol lowing morning. I explained that this would not do. as I was to leave on the night express for Nice. After a moment's hesitation the jeweler promised that I should have it at 0 o'clock, without fail. "As I was leaving the store I no-ticcd-a woman standing by my side. I say I noticed a woman: it would be more correct to say that I noticed a beautiful white hand with long- taper fingers, on one of which was a dia mond of unusual size and brilliancy. In tiiis hand was a small jeweled watch, and as I was leaving- the coun ter I caught a few words spoken in a peculiarly musical voice. I was too full of jthe thought of Edith's happi ness on receiving my gift even to glance at the woman's face, and long before I had reached the sidewalk she was forgotten. "At G o'clock I returned. and, true to his promise, the man had the necklace ready for me. Placing it in the in side pocket of my coat, 1 left the store and had just time to complete a . few remaining arran-amsnts before jroing to the station. I bought a first-class ticket and tippsd the guard, after giving him to understan I in my very best French that I did not want him to put other passengers in my compartment. I tucked my traveling rug around my knees, opened a French novel, when the door was opened and a woman hurriedly en tered the compartment and took the seat next the window on the other side of the car. I glanced at my un welcome companion, she was dressed in mourning of the richest material and in perfect tate. As I was notic ing these details something by her bide that I had first taken for a fur cape moved. It proved to be a black French poodle, and as he sat up and turned his head toward me I saw that around his neck he wore a broad silver collar from which depended a peculiar heart-shaped padlock. "A little later on looking up. I found that my companion was with out books and papers, so taking an illustrated magazine from my satchel I offered it to her. She thanked me and smiled sweetly. Aft .t a time I grew tired of my novel and resolved to attempt a little conversation with my neighbor. I asked her if she was going to Nice. She replied that she was, and went on to say that her sis ter, whom she had expected would gj with her, had disappointed her at the last moment. She chatted on about the place, mentioning the names of many well-known people who, she said, were her friends and whom I should no doubt meet. "As the evening wore on she opened a basket containing a dainty lunch. Would I share it with her?' " 'What a charming creature she is,' I thought. How Edith will like her.' Growing confidential. I spoke of my visit to Nice and of the dear girl who was awaiting me there. " 'We will drink her health!' cried my companion, gayly, drawing a small silver llask of exquisite work manship from the depths of her bas ket I always carry a little cognac with me in case of sickness,' she ex n7r;nnf1 Onomn"- the flask and fillinjr a dainty glass with the amber liquid. she handed it to me with a radiant j tmile. To Edith's health,' she said, j "I drained the glass. It was brandy of the finest quality I had ever tasted. Soon after this I began to grow sleepy, and as my companion did not seem inclined to talk I made myself as comfortable as circumstances would permit. I turned my head toward the window and resigned my self to a night of discomfort. The next thing it was broad daylight. I awoke with a dull pain in my head and a sense of weariness that my sleep had rather increased than diminished. I thought of Edith, whom I should now see so soon, and then of the surprise I had in store for her. "I hoped that the necklace would please her, and then, for the first time, it occurred to me that perhaps it would have been better if I had consulted some woman oftaste her fore buying it. " "Unbuttoning my coat I drew the package from my pocket and laid it on my lap. Removing the wrappings I opened the little blue case. For a moment I could not believe my eyes it was empty! "I turne.l quickly to my companion. She was leaning forward motionless, breathless, her face pale and' in her" eyes a look that I shall never forget. One hand was pressed convulsively over her heart. She had removed her gloves worn the night before, and on one finger blazed a diamond the one I had seen the previous day at the jeweler's. In an instant I saw it all. I sprang forward and grasped her wrist roughly, I am afraid. " 'Give me back the necklace, you thief,' I cried. "I know you. You stood by my side yesterday in the jeweler's shop on the Avenue de 1'Opera. I remember that ring and your vo'ce. You heard me say that I was going to Nice by this train. The liquor you gave me was drugged and you thought to escape before your theft was discovered. It was a very clever scheme, but it has failed. Give me the necklace or I shall turn you over to the police.' You have brought a serious charge against me,' she said, 'and one of which I am innocent. I am alone, and a woman ' this with a momentary tremor in her voice that somehow made me ashamed of the way I had spoken to her. 'If, as you say, you have lost a necklace, your only reason for accusing me of having stolen it is that we have been the only occupants of this compartment. The instant you opened the box and found it empty I saw the awful position that I was placsd in. For tunately, however, I can prove my innocence.' "I began to feel uncomfortable. What if, after all. I had been too ready to jump at conclusions and had been mistaken. Was it not possible that the box might have been empty when I received it from the jewelers? "Suddenly my eyes fell on some thin? bright lving on the floor of the carriage. I stooped and picked it up. It proved to be the little heart-shaped padlock I had noticed the night before on the poodle's collar. "Iieaehing across the seat with a quick motion, I drew the sleeping an imal to my side. The woman sprang forward to prevent me, but she was too late. I had already torn the col lar from the dog's neck and was hold ing it to the light that entered dimly through the window from the station. "I breathed a sigh of relief: the in side of the collar contained a hollow groove, and in this groove, securely fastened, lay the missing necklace. I turned triumphantly to my com panion. The door was open; she was gone. "That morning as I entered Edith's parlor the little poodle trotted con tentedly by my side, and instead of the collar he wore the necklace. As for the woman, I never saw her again." Kate Field's Washington. DREAD OF AN EVIL EYE. IT LEADS TO THE REMOVAL DF THE OPTICAL ORGAN. MYRIADS OF POISONED HAIRS. What Causes the St Ins in the Hand That Lightly Toache n Nettle. The leaf and stem of a nettle are literally clothed with eiect hollow hairs. If one of these hairs is viewed under a microscope, says Good Words, it will be seen that its free end, after tapering to a very fine degree of slimness, finishes as a little knob, while in the other direc tion, after gradually becoming moie robust, it suddenly expands into a large bulb corresponding with the poison gland of the adder. The point of hair is very brittle and con tact with our skin causes the end to snap off, leaving the hollow needle point which . leadily pierces our cuticle, and pressing upon the bulb at the other end the poison is forced through the central channel and inflames our blood. The tender handed who stroke the nettle are stung for their pains, be cause their gentleness has only served to break the brittle points and render them fit for piercing, but the rough handed beak the hairs at their thickest parts, where they are too stout to prick. Our common nsttles, though they are capable of inflicting considerable annoyance upon many persons, are too insignifi cant, nevertheless, to be included among vegetable monsters, and we have only referred to them for the sake of making clear the enormities of some big cousins giants of the nettle family. These are. first, the Urtica stimulans and Urtica cren ulata, of the East Indies, species whose attack upon one's hand is suf ficient to cause the arm to swell with a most frightful pain, which lasts for weeks. But even these are milk-and-water nettles by compar ison with the L'rtico urentissima, which grows in Timor, where it bears the significant title of Daoun setan. or devil's leaf. The effects of its sting last for u year and have often produced death. An Absurd Superstition Through Which a Woman Is Caused to .Suffer Torture Singular Notions Which Obtain Among Western Pennsylvania Folk. If the story told in the office of an attorney in Cleveland may be relied upon Mary Dietz, on account of an absurd superstition, recently suffered the torture ol having one of her eyes gouged out by an alleged doctor from Pennsylvania Tho story was told in the law office of Levi Bauder bv James Bar row, an ex-soldier who served in the same regiment with Bauder dur kig the war, says the Chicago Times. The superstition in question is the old one about the evil eye. and the woman who was maimed was sup posed to possess it. The old belief about the evil eye was that it with ered and turned to decay every liv ing thing on which it rested. To be in the presence of an evil eye was to be siezed with a lingering illness. followed by death and the grave. If the possessor of such an eye lived on a farm the horses, cows, sheep. chickens and swine were seized with a mysterious disease and died. In anv locality it was fatal to the inhabit ants thereor. J.hey lost their appe tites, became pale and thin, and finally death claimed them. Tnder the gaze of such an eye the farmers' crops of grain stopped growing as though a worm gnawed at their roots. In some parts of Pennsylvania this superstition still exists, and all those connected with the horrible occur rence are from that partof the country. Mr. Bauder retold the story re lated to him by his former comrade as follows: "If 1 remember correct ly Barrows married his present wife about three years ago. She is what we term Pennsylvania Dutch, a class of people who are very superstitious and firm believers in tho evil eye. Well, he came into my office a few days ago and for an hour and a half he told of the experience of hi3 wife with a wpman who had the evil eye. For a long time, he said, he had no ticed that his wife acted in a strange manner. When he asked her about it she told him that she believed she had been hoodooed1 by some person with an evil eye. His story was that she would lie down on the floor and go through a series of movements which were alarming. Finally, he said, she suspected that Mary Dietz, a neighbor, was possessed of the evil eye. I believe he told me that his wife called at the woman's house and consulted with her and her hus band about her suspicions. At any rate it was decided that a doctor who was experienced discovery and treat eyes of that description should bo sent for. Ho said they located one in Pennsylvania and he was promptly engaged. In due time the so-called doctor arrived and went to the woman's house. My friend said that his wife wa9 there and she witnessed all that took place. A bowl of water was taken into the room and the woman with the supposed evil eye was asked to look into it. At this. point-lTranted" to know what the bowl of water had to do with the matter. He then ex plained that it was used to discover which eye was the evil one. If either were an evil eye its reflection could be seen in the water. Then he went on and told me tho story of the destruction of the woman's eye. Wrhile she was looking into the water, he said, the doctor saw in the bowl the reflection of the evil eye. He looked again to make sure which eye it was. Then he made a quick movement with his right hand, which crrasped some kind of an instrument Mrs. Dietz uttered an agonizing cry, and there were blood marks on her face, which were hidden when she covered her eye with her hands, and then she was carried into a room and laid on a bed. The doctor remained and treated the woman until she recovered from shock. My friend told mo that woman's eye soon healed, that wife became her former self again, and that she firmly believed that the destruction of the evil eye had saved her life. Barrows sail that such an eye prevented prosperity in any neighborhood where it existed. Fre.'iuentlv, he stated, in communities where there are many believers in evil eyes, they gather at some house and standing around a large bowl of water look down on it, while a doctor watches for the reflection. If any of the superstitious believers suddenly have an eye gouged they gladly welcome the pain accompany ing the loss of the optic, because they prefer death to being the pos sessor of such an evil organ. " DOOM IN THE BATH TUB' in the ment of the tho his' I oJlrd tin .lu Ige. Lord Hannen. the distinguished English judge, was never known to be hoaxed but on one occasion. A juryman dressed in deep mourning, j serious and downcast in expression, t stood up and claimed exemption from service on that day, as he was deeply interested in a funeral of a srentleman at which it was his desire to be present. "Oh, i certainly," was the courteous reply ; of the judge, and the sad man went. "My lord." interposed tho clerk, as i tne ex-jui j iuau nau yonu, --uu uu know who that man is that you ex empted?" "No.' "He is an under taker." Argonaut. A Word for the . lam. "You often hear it said, 'Don't bo a clam."' "Yes." I think this does injustice to the clam. There is something about that bivalve that commends it to oui consideration and respect."' -What is that?' It knows when to shut up." The man who has the least in him is generally the one who talks the most about himself. Hog Senne. The question has frequently been raised, "Do dogs understand remarks made about them in conversation? I tnink they do, and I will tell you the reason why. I once had a little terrier whose eye had accidentally been seriously injured. 1 remarked to my wife that I intended to call in a surgeon to see if he could not do something to cure it. The dog, which was lying on a rug near by, immediately got up and left the room. I went after the doctor, but on his arrival the terrier was no where te be found. I called him re peatedly, but without avail. At last, after a long search, I found him hid upstairs in a closet. When I carried him downstairs he whined piteously and evinced a strong dis like for the surgeon, and would scarcely allow himself to be touched by him.'" The Seal Hunter" Canoe. The seal hunters 1 kiak is sim ply a piece of boat-shaped costume. The occupant stows his legs away beneath something like a carriage apron, tucking it tightly around his wa'st He ean take his skin canoe uudsr his arm and walk away with it. Supererogation. Mr. Pop Our youngest child talks ail the time. Mr. Chumppe Is it a boy or a girl? Mr. Pop Didn't I say it talked all the time. Ablution of the Future Will Be by Rain and Shower Bath.,... The dwelling house of the future, constructed on scientific and hygienic principles, will be bathtubless, says tho New York Mail and Express. Tho porcelain-lined, 'and zinc-lined, and tin-lined tubs of to-day will be unknown. Their place will be taken by a tiled room, in which will be ar ranged shower or rain baths at vari ous angles. These douches will supply hot, cold, or tepid water at the pleasure of the bather, and tho liquid will be carried off- as fast as it is used bv a spacious drain pipe. The ideals not a new one, and whenever it has been adopted the result has been gratifying. There are threo houses in London, recently com pleted, supplied with this method of bathinrr, and there is said to bo one in Philadelphia. It is not known whether the innovation has been made in New York that is, whether there is any private dwellincr fitted up exclusively with shower baths. There are several fashionablo houses on Madison and Fifth avenues that have both, but it is doubtful if any where the tub has been abandoned altogether. It is claimed for the rain bath that it is in every way superior to the method we have known since civili zation bosun, and this has been proven in many pirblic institutions. The fust one ever built in America wasputintho New York juvenile asylum. Tho Demilt dispensary has them, unJ so has the bathing estab lishment erected by the trustees of tho Baron Hiusch fund at Henry and Market streets. One of the largest rain baths in the country is now in course of construction in the state hospital for the insane at Utica, and it is predicted that within a very few years all prisons and hospitals will have adopted the system. Tho most enthusiastic advocate of the rain bath is William Paul Ger hard, who has made a study of its advantages. In the first place ho says that it requires less space in the planning of a bathhouso, it con sumes less time in application, the body of the bather does not come in contact with solid water, the me chanical and tonic effect of the descending stream is unquestionable, the cleansing and stimulating effects are greater than in a bath tub. less water is required, and no time is lost in waiting for the filling of a tub in houses whore the supply is slow. These are a few of the reasons ad vanced, and Mr. Gerhard bases an olaborate argument upon thera.main taining his position throughout with a logic that is convincing and inter esting. Schulze Is the Smith or Germany. Somo one has been drawing up a list of the commonest names in Germany. From this it appears that Scjjulze takes the palm, although he isclosely followed by. Meyer, and Lehmann and Neumann come at a respectable distance. The practical inconvenience of having so many people of the same name has been obviated by the Prussian education department, wb.o distinguish the bearers as historians distinguished the numerous Louises and Charleses. On its register tnere is a Schulze LV., a Meyer XLVIL. a Lehmann XIX.. and a Neumann XIV. JLt. is. saicpthat an ingenious person once obtained a seat in a crowded pit in a Berlin theater by shouting: "Jhere is a lire at achulze s house. ' in stantly all the Schulzes sprang to their feet and made for tho door, leaving the theater half empty. The Downward 1 t ti. Senior Partner Keep a closo atch on De Ledger's accounts this summer, junior rartner luir is he playing the rces? Senior Part ner Worse! Ho has moved to tho su jurbs and is going to raise his own vegetables. A Slippery Subject. He Do you believe in curing by the laving on of hands? She. a mother Yes, in the caso of children. DESERTED AT THE ALTAR. A rannsylvanl i Bride Accepts 910,033 for Her Bridal Certificate. A romance in which Robert Boale's wife, Lillie, is reported to have re ceived $10,000 to relinquish her mar riage certificate and give up all claims upon him as her husband, has just reached a most interesting climax at Cain, Chester county. Pa., says the Philadelphia Becord. If the report proves to bo correct Beale will doubtless cease to be a wanderer In the West and return to the life of luxury and ease which ho formerly enjoyed as a' member of one of Chester county's wealthiest families. Kobert Bealo, who is a man of 50, developed his fascinating romance in the summer and autumn or 1892. Ho and his equally wealthy brother reside! in the mansion on the hill, above Cain station, on the Pennsylvania railroad. They were tho chief landed proprietors of the neighbor hood. Near their mansion, down in the little village that clustered aout the station, was the modest Lttle cot tage of Walker a section boss on the railroad. In Walker's humblo homo dwelt the prettiest girl in all tho neighborhood Lillie, his daughter who was sent on frequent errands from the cottage to the mansion. On one of these running visits to the hill the charms of the section boss' daughter attracted Kobert Beale. Subsequently he sougnt and found many an occasion to meet his charmer, and, finally, one day in Oc tober, 18:12. the two took a train to Philadelphia, and when two days later, they returned, the on 3 to the mansion and the other to fie cotttge. Lillie told with pride that she was Robart's bride, and showed her near est friends the marriage certificate in evidence of the happy union, for to all who heard it the match seemed as improbable as that wedding of poetic fancy in which Maud Muller and the judge were wed. Beale had no toouor claimed Lillie a? his brido than he sought to rel.nquifh her. Again and again she had called at the mansion on the hill, but its doors were closed against her. Mr. Kobert had given word that sho was not to be admitted, the servants said. Two weeks after the wedding Beale went to Philadelphia, whither he was followed and traced by a de tective whom the girl bride had em ployed. Then he went to Denver, Col., and has since been a wanderer in tho various cities of the West. After Robert's mother had died a few weeks ago Lillie attended the obsequies, hoping to find and claim her husband. But he was not there. Since then she has received and spurned an offer of $5,000 to give up her marriage certificate and re nounce her bridal claims. Finally, as the impossibility of an intimate renewal of marriage relations dawned upon her, she was persuaded to give up her'husband. and thus, it is reported, the settlem2nt for $10. 000 came about and Kobert Beale is expected home again. INCIDENT AND ANECDOTE. A young lieutenant going out to In dia with his regiment, writing home about the countrv says: "The climate is magnificent, but a lot of voung fel- and cat and drink and dicvand then write home and say it was the climate that did it." "What relation is Mr. X to you?' asked the Boston miuister ot a 4-year-old boy. "He's my grandpa." "And what relation is Mrs. X V" "She's my grandma." "And what relation am 1 to you?" addedlthc clergyman. The little fellow was puzzled, but was. finally told, "I'm your -pastor; you'll remember, won't j'ou?" The boy promised, and when he reached home electrified his mother and grand mother with the announcement: "Mr. Y says I'm some relation to him; he's my parsnip!" A gentleman, irl speaking of the commonness of the proper names of "Jones" and "Smith," told tins story: "I once attended a camp meeting in one 6f the rural districts of. Kentucky. One day as I was walking from the spring to the camp I met a strange gentleman who offered me his hand. 'I am glad to see 3"ou, Mr. Jones,' said he. 'I suppose you are mistaken,' said I. 'I reckon not,' said ray new friend. 'I am a stranger here, but the man who brought me over here said that every other man I met would be a, Jones.' 'Well?' Well, the last one was Mr. Smith.' At a Staten Island ball one evening a plain country gentleman had en gaged a pretty coquette for -the next dance, but a gallant yachting captain coming along persuaded the young lady to abandon her previous engage ment in favor of himself. The other, overhearing all that had passed, moved toward a card table and sat down to a game of whist. The cap tain in a few minutes afterward stepped np to the young ladj' to ex cuse himself, as he was engaged to afiother he had forgotten. The coquette, much chagrined, ap proached the whist table in hopes to secure her first partner, and said: "I believe, sir, it is time to ktake our places." The old-fashioned suitor, in the act of dividing the pack for the next dealer, courteously replied: "No, madam, I mean to keep my place. When ladies shuffle I eut." He Could Afford to Be I'ecnliar. Bishop Twirl wall, an English prel ate, had tho greatest aversion to answering questions. One day a tailor said to him, when he had been summoned to take the bishop's meas urements.. ."What are-youc-lordship's- ordersr l want a suit ol clothes." "Here is a nice cloth, my lord." "Ah!" "And this is likewise a very good one." "Yes." "And here is another, of excellent quality." "Very." "Which material will your lordship decide upon?" "I want a suit of clothes!" And that was all the answer tho tailor could get. When tho new gardener uccosted him, book in hand, in the garden, to ask: "How will your lordship have this border laid out?" there was no answer. "How will your lordship be pleased to have this border laid out?" was the next attempt Still there was no reply; but when the question was repeated for the third time, the answer came: "You are the cardener, I believe, and I am tha bishop!" Beuetlts Derived From Trees. Systematic efforts have been made in different parts of tho world to in troduce a growth of trees where they had never been known, from whicn important results have followed in many instances. Kgypt, which had Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report lows come out here and drink and cateMormerb' onlv abo.ut six . rain' dayB during the year, has, since having planted trees on an extensive scale, already attained about five times that number. Sixteen square miles of the swampy, unhealthy country along the bay of Biscay was planted with thousands of trees, especially" the cork oak and swamp pine. The trees have drained tho land so as to destroy tho swamp fevers, and to change it into a healthy country with fine forests. Biscay law re quires that for every tree cut down two shall bo planted. Uncertain. The fortune teller gazed yet airain into the palm of tho cirl with hair ;lsuch as Titian loved to paint "Yes." the Boothsnyer muttered, "you will be married.'' The sweet young thing blushed and trembled. "And will I," she faltered, "be happy?" That will depend " the haruspex wa; gazina$xedly into space while l.er fingers clutched convulsively oer the silver dollar that rested in her hand, on what sorttof an im pression you make on the juries." It was the cold steely.Ieam of the real shooting through the'subdued gloom of the occult Detroit Tribune. DriVfeJ Baking Powder ABSOLUTELY PURE Usskod Horses. In Mexico, Pern, Brazil and else where, unshod homes are daily worked ott roads of all kinds, carrying heavy packs from the interior down to the coast, the journey to and fro being often extend ed to several hundred miles, and they never wear out their hoofs. The road's are neither softer nor smoother than those of England and Ireland. On the wilds of Exmoor and Dartmoor, as also in the Orkneys and on the Welsh hills, and in many para of Continental Eu rope, horses run unshod over rocks, through ravines, and up and down pre cipitous ridges, yet they never sutler from contracted feet, or from corns or cracks, until they become civilized and have been shod. Differences in the quality of the soil, be it hard or soft, atony or sandy, smooth and slippery, are of comparatively little importance to the horse whose feet are as nature made them. The unshod horse can deal successfully with all roads. In the re treat of the French army from Moscow, the horses lost all their shoes before they reached Vistala ; vet they found their way to France over hard, rough and frozen ground. The natural sole of the horse's foot is almost impenetrable. It is so hard and strong as to protect the sensible sole from all harm. And all horses' feet exposed to hard objects are made harder by the contact, provided only that the sole is not pared. Sir Geo. W. Fox. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is a Constitutional cure. Price, 75. A Fable. A Venetian merchant who was lolling in the lap of luxury was accosted on the Bialtoby a friend who had not seen him for many months. " How is this ?" cried the latter; "when I last saw you your gaberdine was out at elbows, and now yon sail in your own gondola." ''True," replied the merchant ; " but since then I have met with serious losses, and been obliged to compound with my creditors for 10 cents on the dollar." Moral : Composition is tho Life of Trade. New York World. An Echo from tfce World' Fair. The Lake Shore Route has recently gotten out a very handsome litho- water color of the "Exposition Flyer," the famous twenty hour train in ser vice between New York and Chicago during the fair. Among the many wonderful achievements of the Colum bian year this train which was the fastest long distance train ever run holds a prominent place, and to any one interested in the subject the pict ure is well worth framing. Ten cents in stamps or silver sent to C. K. Wil ber. West Pass. Agt, Chicago, will secure one. Cervantes has said, " Every one is son of his own works." This makes the great Krnpp a son of a gnn. Irrigated Fruit Land, Did you see the fruit in the Idaho Exhibit at the World's Fair? Nothing finer, first premiums and all raised on irrigated land. It's sure, it's abund ant it's profitable, it's your oppor tunity. The country is new, the lands are cheap, and the eastern market is from 500 to 1,500 miles nearer than to simi lar lands in Oregon, Washington and California. Advertising matter sent on applica tion. Address E. L. Lomax, G. P. & T. A., Omaha, Xeb. Their Kind ol Dag. Boston Trant cript. "Now, boys," said the teacher, "I need not tell you any further of the duty of cultivating "a kindly disposi tion; but I will tell you a little story about two dogs. George had a nice little dog, that was as gentle as a Iamb. He would sit by George's side quietly for an hour at a time. He would not bark at the passers-by nor at strange dogs, and would never "bite anybody or anything Thomas' dog, on the con trary, was always fighting other dogs, and would sometimes tear them quite cruelly 'He would also lly at the hens and cats in the neighborhood, and on several occasions he had been known to seize a cow by the nostrils and throw her. He barked at all the strange men who came along, and would bite them unless somebody inN-rfcrcd. Now, boys, which was the dog you would like to own, George's r Thomas'?'' In stantly came tne answer in one eager shout, "Thomas'!" -mm Vigor In Speech. Manager iou do .not inject i enough contempt, spite, and venom , into that word. Actress I can do no better. Manager Nonsense! ( opeaK it, just as vou say "i'lushl?. when you meet a rival in an imita tion sealskin. New York Weekly I'art of the Bird. The Young Housewife Have you any nice chickens? The Poulterer Yes. ma'am. The Young Housewife Well, send me a couple in time for dinner, and I want them with the croquettes left in, do youunderstand? The Silver Lining. "Hard times hit you?" asked the traveling man. "Some." replied tho countryr.jgditor. "but it has giviyprmo a heap to be thankful for." HWr's that?" "I don't own the paper anv more. -Washington Star. KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid luxativc nrinciDles embraced in the remedy, Svrup of Figs. Its excellence 13 aue 10 lis presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a jerfect lax ativef effectually cleansing the eystem, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable subetance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not aoasfK aay sabctitute if offered. Marrlape. ,r Between young and immature peo ple marriage is of altogether too fre quent occurrence; but as an offset, matches between men and women con siderably past thcii middle age have increased. Nobody but school children, to whom love is a dream which belong solely to the giggling age, now feels inclined to laugh at such alliances. They are often matters of convenience, founded on motives of respect, com fort or suitability, which usually result as happily as any action of grave im port, carefully weighed and resolved upon bv experienced people, is likely to do. Wvhy should not an intelligent home-loving man and woman. left com panionless in middle age. form a part nership of mutual help and eomfm t for their old age? Often, however, thej are sincere love matches, founded on that real passion which grows mora profound, if less sensitive, with the strengthening of other faculties. No fear of divorce with such couples as these. Karl's CloTtr Hoot Tea. Thoprrat nrxd purinrrj:l rr"!lin-an1rl ai lo t tie Complexion and cum Cou.tuia.tiou. ai;..V ,BL The largest meteoric stone in th world is in Brazil, and exceeds thirty tons. There is in the Museum of Carl ton (Melbourne) a meteoric stone twen. ty-five toes in weight. It fell on a larg plain between Melbourne and Kilmor, m 1860, with Buch force that it sank six feet in .the ground. Coo's Coaajai Balaam Is tbe oldest aod beU It will break up a Cob oMfe ertban anything else. It Is always reJiaWa. Try Sa At a trial of a criminal caso, the pria oner entered a plea of "not guilty, wh one of the jurymen put en his hat i started for the door. The Judge ralll him back and informed him that k could not leave until the case was tried. "Tried?" queried the juror. "Why, he acknowledges that he is not guilty l- ' Hanson's Mafic Cora ftalva." Warranted to cure or monev refunded. Ask druf t for It. Yrwr IS eent. " I am the oak ; you are the vine," marked an ardent though silly lover to his Marianne. "Let the vine, therefor, creep around the oak until it reachta the topmost leaves " "And finds noth ing there." exclaimed the heartlsaB beauty. Billiard Table, second-hand. For sal cheap. Applv to or address, H. C. Akik, 511 S. 12th St., Omaha, Neb, The man who Is willing to learn on thing at a time will j-oon know much. " A babe," says a writer, " is a moth er's anchor. " And he might have addod that the motheristhe " anchor's" spank er. MICHIGAN LANDS. Fertile, Cheap. Healthy. And not too far from good markets. Th Michigan Central will run special Hom Beekere' Excursions on July 10, Aug. 14, Sept. 18, to points north of Lansing, Sagi naw and Bay City at one fare for the round trip. Tickets good twenty days and tm stop over. For folder giving particulars and describing lands, address O. W. Rnf gles, Gen. Pass, and Ticket Ag't, Chicago. hours. Then skim off the yeast and pour the liquor off into another vessel, taking care not to shake it, so as to leave the sediment; bottle it immedi ately, cork it tightly; in three or four days it will be lit for use. HELP IS OFFERED every nervous, exhausted, woman sufferinir from " female complaint" or weakness. All pains, bearing-down sensations, and inflam rcations are relieved and cured by Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. llaydentoum. Pa. World's Dispensary Medical Association. Buffalo. N. Y.: Gentlemen "We cannot sufficiently thank you for me great amount oi dco eflt my wife received from the use of your medicine. i My wife bad a bad case of ' leucnrrhea. and she used Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre scription for it. I cannot F raise it above its value, buve a daughter who has been poorly over m voir: she is taking- tbm and is already feellngr bet ter, after taking- two bot tlrs. Yours. GEO. W. SWEENEY. PIERCE CURE OK MONEV RETURNED. I k 1 Mrs. Sweenev. TOURIST TRAVEL To COLORADO RESORTS Will ff tin esrlj this jt-ar. ni tlie Cret Rock Island Route lrf-ady atnplr and prrfrci mr- r-.nniienti to transport tfi- many who will tats 1st tbe loTely cool ot Colorado'. HIGH ALTITUDES. Tbr Track I perfect, and doutlo ortr Important ltTliun. Train Kanlpment the rrr brit, and a. solid Vrttibultd Train calim tbe BIO FIVE larr Cbleaao dailr ot 10 p. m. and arrtrea rrund morning at lnir or Colorado Sprin? for breakf-ift Any Coupon Ticket Airent can aire 70s rstm. iM fartber InlormsTion will be cberfally and qatckly rs (ponded to b7 sddrc1nir JNO SEBASTIAN General Passenger Ag-eal, Cnh-ag-o. IAKEAREST GO EAST GO Lake Sim e Route AMERICA'S iEST RAILWAY. VISIT SOME ol the DELIQnTFLiL MOUNT AIN. LAKE or SEA SHORE RESORTS the EAST. A FULL LIST ol WHICH WITH ROUTES AND RATES WILL BE FURNISHED ON APPLICATION. SEND 10C. IN STAMPS or .liver for Beau tiful Litho-Water Color View of th FAMOUS EXPOSITION FLYER the fastest long-distance train ever ran. C. K. W1LBER, West. P. A., CHICAGO. E- Hand. 23 Uonte. Will be oll at a great Uajv galn. Write H. C. AKIN, 511 So. 12lh St.. Omabv A'efc. Patents. Trade-Marks. Examination sad Advice as to rateoraMlity at Inrtmtttn. Pend fur lOTtutnrs Uuide. or Hon to OsS al'ateat." OTaBILi. 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