liir. ALLIANCE HERALD. TUESDAY. JUNE 10. 1022.
RANDOM SHOTS
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A well known Nebraska City young:
coupie had a rumpus the other nirht,
itnu now lie doesn't call there any
nve, renrts Hyde Sweet of the
Tress, who seems to pet next to all
iiie Maiiuul tin-re is in that bura. It
ers had one advantage there were no
Talk of ti e pioneers who force their
way into the interior of Africa. Just
let them invade the jungle. of Sioux
county once. J lie y d be nerxous
wrecks.
They resembled the western Nebras
ka tnneler in one way they didn't
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.veems he eave her a pair of silk rtnek- M,uw "ne,e ine we,e 8inX-
inirs for a birthday present. They
wtie too large and she claims he
should have known better.
What puzzle us is whether the
jyounsr man is near-sighted or far--sighted.
Charley Jeffers pinched
lady the other day.
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Cullud
But they didn't care.
In Vile
to
AT Till- R I ALTO.
Movie fiiiis have gien an enthusias
tic leccption to "1 urn to the Uight,"
tiie leauire photoplay which clo.-es a
tliiee-tiiiy enagt-hient at the Kia!to
with tonight s periormance. The play
is taken 110m inchell Smiths great
success, and combines a number of
&ood themes into one stupomtous pro
duction, 'lhe theatre has been tilled
at every performance and the .specta
tors have lepoitod themselves as ex
ceedingly weii satisfied w.tli the pio-ducliun.
And he confined her in the ladies'
ward of the jail, which, as it happens,
is upstairs in the city hall.
And on the ea. t side of the build
ing. But ask some of the laundry force
for details.
It is a good deal harder to find a
le.-perado who carries two guns, than
a pi'or, scared bootlegger, lhe success
of the state sherift and his deputies
in not finding Fied Brown is remark
iible, considering the fact that he has
been right under their noses for sev
eral weeks. York Republican.
After trying out two of the three
roads south through the sandhills, we
have come to the conclusion that either
is a good road for airplanes.
"Custer county is aroused over a
mysterious detonation that shook the
earth late the other night. They think
it is some kind of a meteoric distur
bance, but it is recalled that at that
hour, in Alliance, a certain man in
pajamas was cussing out two girls and
a youth who were throwing firecrack
ers under his window. We offer this
explanation to keep our Custer county
friends from worrying.
TODAY'S BEST STORY
Mr. Brown had got into the habit
of lighting his cigar after dinner, puff
ing at it for a while, and then laying
it down on the ash tray. Later he
would relight it and finish his smoke.
Often three or four cigar ends would
be on the tray at once.
One day his little son, sitting near,
-watched his dad light one of the small
ends, and said:
MUiii. lrt i nn lilra fVinf Mitt AaAl"
tw Iumt w vorv. vorv o-fwwl ' fiance. She obtains a position in the
cig'ar" blowing 'long puffs into the I cj0I'us an(J. is subjected to all manner
ik iciiiluliuiis. jne pwins aixiui ner
in a mad rush and she is almost en
gulfed, but fate carries her through in
trinmnh Mr fahnnno ni'tU tU
We came perilously close to receiving a .uasiei director, nas invested "At
our initial lesson in tne great game or ,. . , , u vicmy 01 ue
tnru sun. in v if it hn.l iwn a hit Hgntful thrills, rare humor and 1
cooler, and there had been no one elsei ""eiy philosophy that is bound to
to play with, our younger and more Ket under the skin of all those who
athletic brother had it all planned to l
introduce us to the game. As it was,
we were saved by the cuticle on our
molars, although it seemed once as
KmiivI. Ka email niMa m i crh t. 4M7a I
113 by our hair and drag us out on the acting business in Wyoming returned
court.
of Palton is filling her vacancy.
airs, lony Kuhn and little son.j
who have been visiting in town, went
out to the ranch Sunday.
Mr. Mann of the Standard chautau
mia was a caller in town Friday.
Mrs. Nellie Wil.-on was a callerjn
town Thursday.
The Misses Francis Totter nnd
Jessie l'lahn, T.o have hern visiting
at Logan, la., were incoming passen-,
gers Saturday morning. '
Francis Totter departed Saturday
evening for Lima to attend normal..
Mr. and Mrs. l'lahn accompanied her
to Sidney.
Mr. and Mrs, Leo Walker visited at
the latter's parents over the week
end. Miss Francis Stites of Chadron nor
mal visited in town over the weekend.
Lugene O'Brien in "The Prophet's !
Parauise ' is the attraction for ed-
nesday at the Kialto. The story tells of
tne adventures of Howard Anderson, a
young American, who is on a sight-1
seeing trip in Constantinople. For the
purpo.se of swindling the youth, Hass
aid el Maroun and his tool, Kadir,'
arrange a fake slave auction, and lure
the daughter of an American professor
to the place. Threatening to kill the'
girl if she tries to get help, the con-j
spirators place her on the auction'
biock, knowing that Anderson will pay 1
well to save a compatriot from the tate
of the harem. Their plans work out
perfectly to a certain point, but Ander
son declines to submit tamely to the
extortion, and fights the guards. In
the battle, both Anderson and the girl
escape, but they are separated, and as
he does not know her name he is un
able to find her. How they discover
each other again is a fascinating final
tnapier 10 a inniung story.
Thursday, the Rialto features "At
the Stage Door,"with a superb cast
including Billie Dove and Elizabeth
North. The story has to do with the
adventures of a country-bred girl who
comes to the city after her pretty and
jyunger sister wins tne older girl s
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'I thought you'd like it, dad: I found
it in the gutter outside."
UEMINGFURD
G. M. Jenkins who has been trans
You never can tell when you'll weak
en. On our recent trip home we put
two hours in the broiling sun re-learning
the ancient and honorable though
not exactly thrillling game of cro
quet. Tennis, as it i3 described by the en
thusiasts, is a great game, A casual
onlooker would say offhand, that
there's more hunting for lost balls
home Tuesday.
Mrs. Lotspeich was an incoming
passenger from Alliance Thursday.
Eugene Andrews assisted at the 0.
Wynkoop ranch last week.
A heavy rain visited our vicinity
Wednesday evening which the farmers
were all glad to see, but some of them
were visited with a hail storm, wnich
did but slight damage.
Word was received here that a big
hail and wind storm visited near
Crawford and Harrison Wednesday
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than there is in golf. On the other firnoon, many Duiidings oeing des-
hand, the balls are easier to find.""'w " ""lu-
There isn't so much grass on the
courts, and a driver shot doesn't carry
far. 1
Or so hard.
We want our younger brother to
rate all the perquistites that the qual
ity of his game entitles him to re
ceive, and it strikes us that he is get
ting to the point where he rates a silk
handkerchief loosely knotted about his
brow.
Mrs. Arthur Carroll, who has been
under the doctor's care is getting
aiong niceiy.
Mrs. Meade is assisting at the Ar
thur Carroll home during the illness
of Mrs. Carroll.
Helen Andrew, who has been taking
a commercial course at Chadron. nor
mal, but now spending her summer
vacation with home folics and friends,
received a junior membership cer
tificate in the Order of Artistic Typists,
and also a gold U. A. X. pin tor an
award for her speed and accuracy in
me woi k.
June Walker assists at the Farmers
So far, Earl Meyer is the only one
K.i mer chamii. and he oul-it to know 1 ov""v. . .
a iilo I rtiit-c iuiucr ui it--iiiiuni. was vi.su-
I ing friends and attending to business
the rules.
There's one marked difference, as
ve see it, between tennis and golf.
That is concerned with the language of
the participants. Golf has a deadly
tendency to make its devotees pro
ane. Tennis seems to bring out all the
jKtliteness there is in the individual
jilayers. If one man misses a stroke,
his opponent, who may be secre;.
elated, always says, "Too bad, ohi
man!"
On the other hand, if a tennis
flayer misses a shot that he feels he's
entitled to make, he always has &n'eiHi
illlUI.
intersets in town Wednesday
Mr. and Mrs. Harve Kiester v.tre
Alliance shoppers Friday.
Mrs. Kustin, Mrs. Watson and
daughter, Doris, Irma Wright and
Blanche Oliver of Chadron, mo'orod
over Friday evening to s-pend the
week-end with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Wilt, and Mrs. John Caha were
Alliance shoppers Friday between
'.rtdns.
Clyde Whelan motored to Chadron
Friday and the Misses Loyola Whelan,
Bertha Carter and Margaret kilter
I returned home with him lor the week-
Probably the alibi habit is common
in all games. We have never yet
he:rd a domino player or a tiddley
winks expert explain a boneliead play,
I ut that may be because we are a
j-tranger to those sports.
They all do it.
LAWENTATIONS.
(Written by the Cub Kep., After a
I'leasant Sunday Auto Trip to Agate.)
If. the roads in western Nebraska
insist on being a cou;le of feet hk'her
in the center than the bottom of ihe!
car, why not put the wheels In the
center like a motor-cycle.
This ought to le as easy a propo
sition for the engineers as that ot pio
ceedin.? to your destination when all
lour wheels of your jitney swing air
ily in the breeze.
O, sadde.-t words of tongue or pen,
the saddest are these, "You can't
miss it."
With apologies to whoever started
this little ditty.
The early pioneers who crossed the
Liuniug plains in their prairie schooa-
Mr. and Mrs. Carroll returned home
Friday after an e tended i.-it with
their daughter at Haiglor.
Walter Jones of Alliance visited in
town Saturday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Will Clark and son
and Hattie Oliver were Alliai.ce
fchoppers Saturday.
' Mr. Andrew motored to Alliance
Friday evening.
Bill Mover of Harrison is assisting
Boh Wright with his farm work.
The 1. O. O. F. held. their memorial
services at the M. K. church Sunday
afternoon.
T.ev. A. J. May supplied t H'l
pit at Berea Sunday evening.
The M. E. Children's day t-ervices
wore hc;d Sunday evening.
George Jenkins motored to Hot
Springs Sunday taking the daughter,
Mary Margaret, to the doctor.
Mrs. Mabel Lackey und little son,
who have been visiting with home
folks, returned to their home at
Grand Island the first of the week.
Our vicinity was well represented at
the Alliance-Hemingford game Sun
day. George Walker was in Alliance
Thursday having his eyes tested.
Mrs. Mary Kinsley was an Alliance
shopper Thursday.
Genevieve Barrows has resigned her
work at G. M. Jenkins' and Miss Myers
Black Birds Arc
Playing Hob Willi
Corn in Cherry
IRWIN, Neb. The blackbird, the
petted and protected beauty of eastern
Nebraska, is the scourge of the corn
p rower 'in the northwestern part of
t nerry county, the large.-t county in
Nebraska. Corn fields in this part of
irbraska are not as plentiful as far
ther east and a flock of blackbirds, un
less driven away quickly, will get
nwav with the larger portion of a
farmer's corn crop out here in a few;
hours. . -
The state law which Imposes a
heavy fine for the killing of black
birds and other "insectivous song
birds," in the opinion of many of the
farmers and ranchmen in this part of
the state, works a distinct hardship
and an organized effort will be made
during the next session of the state
legislature to have this law repealed or
modified. Fines have been imposed on
two ranchmen for shooting this local
"pest" with shotguns. And the black
bird makes good fish bait. The viola
tors were caught by State and Fed
eral Game Warden Otto Gewinner
while using the carcasses of the birds
for fish bait at Gay lake, in Cherry
county. Warden Gewinner is knownJ
as the "gumshoe scout" for he camps
sets his tent in a blowout in the sand
out in the game districts and usually
hills, while he scouts around with a
fair of field glasses and watches for
visitors.
Herald Want Ads Results
A Certain Young Man
A certain younjr man. at 2." years of njre. h scttinjr $100.00 a month salary. He
is not married . ut would like to be. lie has not saved a cent. The future looks
blank. All he has earned, all these years since hiuh school, has somehow, 'Vone"
nothing to show for it. He is not "jrettintr ahead" at all.
Ten years from now lie will be in ju?t the same condition, unless the followinir
appeals to him;
Let uh take $7.70 out of his next pay check and the same for 120 pay
checks, once a month, and deposit it in an
Insured Savings Account
If he lets us do this, he will have in ten years, $1,000.00. Much less
has iwen the foundation of many a family fortune. Carnrffle started with
less. ith $1,000.00 "nest-eRjr," a careful man can work wonders..
Suppose this certain jouiir: man dies liefore the ten vears is up? He
roic he has realized his ambition of $1,000.00 saved? liefore he reaches
his Koal? Under this plan IT MAKES NO MFFKKKNCK. The coveted
$1,000.00 is paid to his folks just the same, and in addition the savings
balance at death. For instance, should he die the eighth year, the total
paid would be about $1,750.00.
If this young man lives, therefore, he WINS,
cannot lose.
If he dies, he also WINS. H
Up to advanced ages this plan, for anyone, virtually amounts to free life insur
ance, as the interest on the savings and the insurance dividends pay for the policy.
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The First State Bank
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA.
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We are particularly desirous of welcoming all
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Roadster
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Prices of the Good Maxwell
$885 Sedan . . .
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