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FOWLING
Quite a rain visited this "icinity
Monday night and Tuesday. It turned
into snow Tuesday night and .he
ground was white Wednesday morning.
Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Elsea and son
ana Airs, brus motored to Alliance
Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith attended the
bam dance at Pippett's Saturday
night. They report a big crowd and
a fine time.
Mr. and Mrs. Jay Hall ar.d children
motored to Alliance Friday on a shop
ping trip. They were the guests of
Mrs. Hall's sister, Mrs. Jones, while
there. They returned home Sunday
al'nionn,
Harold Hood was a caller at the
Jake Henderson home Sunday after
noon. Henry Roes and wife were Heming
ford visitors S: turday.
Grandpa Tschacher is visiting his
j?on. Andrew, near Hemingford at this
writing.
Mis. El.-ea and daughter. Nola,
Fpent Sunday at the A. H. H-Il home.
Dr. Lee, veterinary, made a pro-fe.-.-ional
call at the Jake Henderson
home Sunday afternoon. While there
he took care of the horses' tcei.h.
James Eaton was a caller at the
Hurlbuvt heme Monday.
SUGGESTION FOR UNCLE
l ittle Spencer let no grass grow un
der his feet, when uncle came for a
visit, before rushincr up with this:
'Uncle, make a r.oi-e like a frog."
"Why?" aked the uncle.
" 'Cause when I :'k daddy for any
thing he savs: 'Wait till our unci"
croaks.' "The Van Raalte Vanguard.
BUT NOT VICE VERSA
When little Percival arrived at
school the opening day, he curried the
following note to the teacher:
"Dear Teacher: Our sweet l'ttle
rercival is a very delicate, nervous
child, and if he is naughty and he is
likelv to b naughty nt times .iut
punish the boy next to him, and that
will frighten him so he will be good."
Wayside Tales.
, . '. , U Q - -
MAKE ALLIANCE
County Baseball
League Opens
Season Sunday
Sunday, April 30, is the date when
the Box Butte countv Baseball I
will get into action, and from the way
the players on the various teams have
been working there is little doubt that
some good baseball will be uncorked.
The schedule has been arranged so
that each team will play twenty-one
games, with either ten or eleven at
liome. The season will end September
17, after every team has played every
Sunday, and has played each opposing
team three times. The team with the
highest percentage of wins will be
presented with a beautiful lov ng cup,
which has been donated bv an athleclic
goods company. The HeruVd is making
arrangements to have icports on the
games every Tuesday. Following are
the teams that will play Sunday, April
bU:
Rod Sox at Fairview.
Lawn at Snake Creek.
Ash Grove at Berea.
Pleasant Hill at Marple.
Irrigators Make
Good Records In
InterClass Meet
That Alliance will have some real
competition tiom the Irrigators in the
dual meet this aiternoon is certain
from the records hung up by the
Blult's Uds in their intertiass track
meet last Friday. Taking the records
ot the respective class meets, Scotts
bluif shouid win, taking six firsts to
Alliance live, and with two events tied.
This is rather hard to juuge, however,
as the local meet was held on a slow
track, while the condition of the
Scottsbluff track is not known. If this
was a slow track at Scottsblutl', the
locals seem to be (loomed to' go down
to defeat, especially without Garvin,
but dope in a meet of this sort is of
little value. Following are the Irri
gators' records and they are to be con
gratulated on their snowing, which,
taken as a whole will compare favor
ably with any in the state.
120-yard high hurdles: Wyatt, Ire
land, Hunt, i.nie IS 4-6 seconds.
Mile: Puritt, Smith, Brasher.
Time 5:13
100-yaid da.-h: Wyatt, Rowland,
Love. Time 10 2-5 seconds.
Shot Put: Iickett, Chrisman, Ston
er. Distance, 37 leet, 8', indies.
Discus throw: Rowland, Chrisman,
Gesr.er. Distance, !)7 leet M inches.
Jae!in throw: Rowland, Chrisman,
Ges-ner. Distance, 137 leet 1 inch.
220-yard low hurdles: Wyatt, Pic
kett, Kowlatid. Ti.ne 2!) 2-5 second.;.
iO-vard lun: Chainebrs, l'ruitt,
Wi.-ricr. Time 2:23 3-5
20 yard da.-h: Wyatt, Love Pick
ett. Time 24 2-5 seconds.
Pole Vault: Chrisman, Humbird,
lira-hear. Heigtn 'J ieet o incne
liifch jump: Chrisman, Wyatt.
Heignt 4 tcet, IP; inches.
Bioad jump: Roland, Wyatt, Beit
ke. Distance IS feet, 'a inch.
440-yard d.h: V yatt, cith, Hum
biid. lime 57 2-5 st'ionds.
Attorney-General Daugherty says he
v. I i I act in the coal stii.-te, "when the
puiilic is pinched." What's the mat Lor
w.th pinching some of those other iel
lows? Ph:Uuit iphia Record.
Hand paint. 1, ( Lie, tidy baskets.
Kee; the lmu.-e clean, try one. Khcin
Hardware Co. 4 1
Wet wash calls received befor
S:.;() ill be returned by 2 p. m
20 lbs. for $1. Alliance Stean
Laundry. J-tl
Have you seen tho e Pearl Knives
and the prices at Khein's. 44
Blue-sky laws are intended to pro
tect what we havp s-ned for the rainy
day. New York Tribune.
The world is going to dry up, Wil
liam Jennings Bryan proclaims. If
h"d olv fl"w faith in his words!
New York Tribune.
STREETS LOOK LIKE
Baseball Boosters
Met at C. of C.
Tuesday Evening
Those interested in baseball for Al
liance met Tuesday evening at the
chamber of commerce rooms, and
made tuither arrangements for the
dance, which will be given Saturday,
April 20. The tickets for the dance
have been going well and it is thought
that a large crowd will attend. The
tickets are ?1 and war tax, the price
being within the reach Oi everyone.
The dance w:li be held at the armory,
the music furnished by the Happy
Four.
The suits for the team have been
ordered, and they will arrive some
time in the near future. These will
be white with a blue thread stripe,
and with a blue "A" on the lelt
sleeve.
All of the candidates for the team
are requested to leiort at the fair
grounds Sunday morning by Manager
rlarold Snyder, providing weather con
ditions permit. They will then start
the first genuine practice o' the sea
son. The indications all point to a fast
team and one that Alliance can be
oroud of. The nii.nagem:nt wanls
everyone who can to attend the dance,
or to buy a ticket, anyway.
Auto tops, curtains, auto upholster
ing. Threlkeld the Top Man, 121 Wesi
3rd Street. 33-ti
NOTICE.
Eighth evade pupils examinations
will be held in the court hm e nt A1H
rnce and the school house at Heming
ford, May 4 and 5.
OPAL RUSSELL,
42-45 County Superintendent.
THE WITCH
Conductor "Pardon me, madam, hut
your girl seems to be more than 12."
lier iUomei Liinuuioi ; uu:u,
vou take me to be the mother of a girl ,
that acre?
Conductor
vou're her
Bulletin.
-"Lady, ton't tell me
grandmother: Sydney
"THAT LITTLE
-Cue oYS AT "fHC MlU- WERE HAVING
A 3ANE tioaiMO f he LoMcrt Hooc. , - ,
3lrA STAHUM WAS 1(4 HAfiO LOCK, HAdMT
WoM A PoY, Eor
OH THE Go,- onIE Bre Trceu) To ACES OP
Afsm AFUUU-, ANOTHER "eiVfZti STOGO
PAT UJITH AFULJ',- "3tM Tf2eu) "XO HIS
5 FltlST SAT VAAS TTUST. ABOUT To -&ET
AMt THEM THE MlUU WHITTLE "BuEuJ
""eACW: TO OJ0O.K, "TbOYS"
tfO-Ho -A
NO THE GAME ENtE t5 OOVTHOOT A
"Berr "BEING MADE AFTEfZ THE "DRAW
THIS Clcan-up and Paint-up, April 23-29
Several Champion !
Tracksters of '21
to Enter State Meet
Some VPnt rhumninna V 10O1
high school track and field meet will
compete next month when the Ne
braska interscholastic tracksters com
pete May 13 in Lincoln in the annual .
nigh school classic. Among the high I
school track stars of 1921 that passed
lrom the high school class last year
are Lloyd, Bioodgood, Meyers, Hepjier-
lan and ijreen.
Lloyd won the 100-yard and 220
yard dash last year, Bioodgood took
ihe quarter mile, Green tied in the
high hurdles and Myers and Heperlan
won in the field events.
One record holder will take part in
the state meet. He is Rhodes of Ans-
ey, who la.-t year established a new
:iark in the pole vault by clearing the
Jir at 11 feet 8 inches. He is expected
lo better this achievement this season.
V. DeMeranville, crack miler and
half-miler from Aurora, will be an
other contestant. The Auiora distance
performer made good time last year,
and during the season bettered the
.tate record.
Lost Year's. Winners.
Event winners of last season and
Jie time which won an event cham
pionship follow:
100-yard da.-h K. I.lod, Beatrice,
10 2-5 seconds.
2-0-yawl dash K. Llovd, Beatrice,
23 3 5 seconds.
4 iG-yrd da: h E. Bioodgood, Beat
rice, 53 3-5 second:;.
sinO-yaid run V. DeMeranville, Au
mra, 2 minutes 4 2-5 .seconds.
Mile run V. DeMeranville, Aurora,
I minu'.c:' 42 K-5 seconds.
-120-yard h gh hurdles E. Weir, Su
perior, and Green, Omaha Central, 17
i-5 second:'.
220-jurd low hurdles R. Jones,
Clay Center, and E. Peterson, Lincoln,
2!) .seconds.
Running hirh jump Stiner, Hast
ings. 5 feet C'l inches.
Running broad jump Keyt, Omaha
Central, 19 feet o inches.
Disous throw Myers, Beatrice, 111
feet 7 inches.
Pole vault Rhodes, Ansley, 11 feet
S inches.
12-pound shot put Heppeiien, Beat
rice, 4 4 feft 4 inches.
8S0-yard relay Beatrice, 1 minute
3G 3-5 seconds.
STOP! LOOK! LISTEN!
r f"st trrin?" asked the
- - -
salesman of the conductor
'Of rrmrsp it Is." was the reulv.
"I thought it was. Would you mind
my getting out to see what it is fast
to?" Evans ville Cresent.
GAME"-
FvMAuof Oor TtriEE ZTACKS
SSS. MEDBURY
Times are changing: chaperones are
coming back into style. There is a
giat demand for deaf, dumb and I lind
ones.
When a aruv iroes out with h: u-li-1
he likes to be alone. Chaperones are
iiKe smau brothers; you can peak
more iiteiy without them.
If you do have to have nn fsrort
when you take your girl to the theatie,
ouy one ot the seats in the gallery.
One guy called on a dame, and whrn
he saw the chnperone, he left the dame
at home and took the chaperone.
The girl had to be home by eleven,
oui tne tnaperone could stay out till
one.
But mn:t chaperones are homelv i nd
this is the only way they get a chume
to go out.
Chaperones pre the rensnn s-o mnny
girls get taken home in the street car
If you go out to supper the Oicovt
has to go along with you. She doesn't
eat any more than your girl; :t only
seems like it.
Two is company, but a -haoerone
makes it a corporation.
You can't even propose to vour girl
alone. One cro'-s-eyed guy proposed to
his girl and the chaijerone accepted
him.
And just because he was cro: K-eycd
he got sued for breach of promise.
He propo od where he was looking,
but he didnt loo.c wlicie he was pro
posing. One mother even hired a mind-read
ing chapei one for her daughter. It's
getting so that a fellow can't even
keep his own thoughts to himself.
If this- chaperone had been a grod
mind reader, she'd have quit after she
read his mir.d the first time.
Pretty scon we'll have to speak in
one language and think in another.
Pu. "o doubt there pre chnperoncs
who listen in all tongues.
The best way out of it is to do your
rourt'rt' in a toiler factory and then
everybody for himself.
By B. Link
NJ III iHHll
HA0J-HAU3- I
. -IHAT5 Enough I
If To MAue A J
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II ERA LI) VA NT A Ds K ES V LTS.
NOTHli
False Schedule Penalty.
If nny pmnn shall make a fal.-e or
fraudulent li-t, schedule or rtatement
r.-M piired by (hi chapter, er shall wil
fully fail or leiu o to deliver to the
assessor, when called upon for that
purpose, a list of the taxable property
which under this chapter is required to
be li. ted, or shnll temporarily convert
i.ny part of such property into prop
erty not taxr.Mo,, for the fradulent
purpose of preventing such property
from being listed and of evading tho
payment of taxes thereon, or shnll
tiansfer or transmit any property to
any person with such intent, he shall
be guilty of a misdemeanor nnd sub
ject to a fine of not less than fifty
dollars and not more than two thou
sand dollars. If any person shall know
ingly swear falsely regarding nny mat
ter contained in such schedule or In
terrogatories, he shall'be doomed guil-
tv of perjury nnd be punished accord
ingly. (1903 p. 402; Ann. 10952; Comp.
4974.) 35-44
ANNOUNCEMENT.
Commissioner, Third District.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the office of county commissioner in
the Third district of Box Butte county,
Nebraska, subject to the approval of
the democratic voters at the primaries,
July 18, 1922.
I am a good roads enthusiast, and I
know conditions in the county thor
oughly. 1 believe in being guided by
the will of the majority in all matters
of road location. I pledge my best ef
forts for a business-like administration
of county affairs, and have but one
other plank in my platform equality
and justice for all.
J. R. LAWRENCE.
Wet wash calls received before
3:30 will be returned by 2 p. m.
!0 lbs. for $1. Alliance Steam
Laundry. 38-tf
EUGENE BURTON
ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW
Office: First National Bank Building
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
BEGINNERS OH THE PIANO
I make a specialty of First,
Second and Third grade work.
Country Pupils Taken Care of
Saturdays.
rhone 922. Mrs. S. J. KEID
A. CLARENCE SCIIQCH, H. D.
Surgery and Consultation
Itumer Uuilding Alliance
rhone 664 Alliance
Harry P. Coursey r
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Li?e Stock and General Farm Sal
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F. A. BALD
Attorney-at-Law
Office in Keddish Ulock
L. A. REKRY
ROOM 1, RUMKR BLOCK
PHONE 9
ALLIANCE, NEKRASKA
Drake & Drake
Doctors of Optometry
Glasses Accurately Fitted
Not Medicine, Surgery, Osteopath
DRS. JEFFREY & SMITH
'"hiropractors Palmer School
Phone 8G5 Over Harper's
PHONE NO. 1
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