o I J THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1922. 01? A . 1 V iuitmtrr itrraiu TUESDAY AND FRIDAY BURR PRINTING CO., Owners Entered at the poxtoflTice at Alliance, Katk, for transportation through the sails as second class matter. GEORGE I BURR, Jr. Editor EDWIN M. BURR Business Mgr. "Official newspaper of the City of Alliance: official newspaper of Box Butt County. Owned and published by The. Burr Printing Company, George - L. Burr, Jr., President; Edwin M. Burr, Vice Fresfdent. ' THE ETHICS OF SWAT Newspaper men have their faults, heaven knows, and perhaps they are burdoned with fully as many as other mortals, but they are gifted in one particular. As our preacher friends would have it, they are blessed with one saving grace. There is something About the newspaper game call it a Having sen- of humor, a magnificent fault of memory, or what you like that makes a newspaper quarrel dis tinctive from all other disagreements. Newspaper men that is, those who are worthy of the name never allow their public quarrels to dominate their private life. They never let a business scrap, however severe, control their words or actions, outside of the col umns of their newspaper. For adopt newspaper ethics. Why not let the warrins; parsons make their at tacks in their own churches, and an swer them in the same place T And, after the morning or evening sermon, let the combatants stroll, arm in arm, or side by side, to their home. As in newspaper circles, the attack may be renewed with ferocity in the next ser mon. But the preachers will discover, as do newspaepr men, that while now and then wars may interest parishion ers just as they do subscribers, that, iftcr all, these wars never settle any thing. All they do is leave a bad taste in the mouth. No man was ever persuaded to drop an idea, good or bad, because his competitor disliked it. Of course, if the preachers feel there is some vital principle involved, then, for heaven's sake, have at one en other, remembering always the tragic end to the struggle between the Kil kenny cats, who ate each other entirely up, finally choking to death on the tails. an editor's newspaper life is disassociated from his life as an in dividual. When the door closes at quitting time, just as when the forms close for any particular edition, the fclate is wiped clean. If necessary, there's time enough tomorrow to scrib ble on both sides of it. Yet newspaper men quarrel fiercely, and, like lesser mortals, sometimes make a great deal of to-do about something of very little importance. A mere matter like comparative cir culation, a difference in politics, busi ness methods, a poor breakfast or a punk cigar these nre ofttimes suffi cient to cau.se a mighty battle to wage. The newspaper may carry a column attack on the sheet across the street, fairly bristling with cutting remarks. The vile contemporary may, on the same day, say dozens of mean things, and possibly may stretch the truth in order to make a good case. No mat ter. Half an hour after the twd news papers are on the street, the two pen pushers may be observed playing golf together and eating tobacco from the1 same plug. .This attitude on the part of breth ren of the press is, seemingly, a rare gift , For no other class of men pos sesses it. Laborers have their dis agreements, end fight it out with fis ts, bricks, or sliillulehs. Gals in their 'teens develop violent quarrels, and for four days remain apart, weeping copi ously, between dabs at tho nose with a powder puff. Dentists probably throw plates at one another. Physi cians preserve their ethics ct any cost, but pass one another by without a glance. Newspaper men alone. ' are bl to fight whole-heartedly, end then Mnind i. . . I . " . :H l Mao iame way, why charge h'n with mur wu.t., ciiumiik iu muiier now much FIRST AID TO PROHIBITION Federal prohibition enforcement agents at Omaha are considerably stirred up over tho serious illness of a dozen Council Bluffs citizens who took to their beds after celebrating the coming of the New Year with a mixture of wood alcohol and shellac. An investigation has becn'announced, and every effort will be made to bring the guilty bootleggers to justice. But it's a waste of time and effort, and, if the truth were realized, the federal agents are simply defeating their owii end by attempting to capture the men who sold the death-dealing hootch. Now, if a man tired of life were to hang himself to the old apple tree in the back garden, there wouldn't be any idea of prosecuting the man who sold him the rope. It would make no difference whether the suicide were a man known to be engaged in an occu pation and living in a place where he simply couldn't have any use Tor rope. If another man chooses to shuffle off this mortal coil, and fol lows the poison route, there wouldn't be any thought of arresting the drug gist or hunting for the manufacturer. The kind of home-made booze that is being peddled in Nebraska these days, is, for the most part, the rort that means certain death within a few years. Eminent chemists have said soi, and so far as we are concerned, we're willing to accept their word for it and drop the argument.' Therefore, it stands to reason that the man who buys this sort of liquor knows that he's taking his life in his hands, just as surely as does the man who knots a rope around his neck, or the fellow who tosses off a drink compor-ed prin cipally of cyanide of potassium. If any man, then, buys hootch, it ought to bo understood that he takes his chances of death, just the same as he runs the risk of arrest, publicity, disgvace, or other undesirable eventu alities. There is really very little dif ference between selling a slow poiron and one that works rapidly. If a bootlegger accidentally gets hold of a can of shellac inrtd ci rome other j 'ngredient that smells and tastes the to enforce the law, should there be! any special effort to see that the con sumerwithout whom the bootlegger would not be in business gets a fair ly decent product! It's a pretty safe bet that the more people who get to death's door, or pass through it, due to poisoned hooch, the less there will be sold. That's what the - prohibition agents want There are plenty ' of worthy objects of sympathy, without wasting it on the fellow who chooses to risk his life in drinking the tort of hooch that is being manufactured these days. something underneath the hide is 'iinrivUflj?, . -. " Not that We wish to cast any bou quets at but profession, but it's re grettable that other people can't learn lo tdi ti:J 2i:s3 atiXuia. lust now Alliance bids fair to have a public disagreement among preach rs. This is something so out of the Ordinary that those of us on tha aide lines are unable to say what rules should govern. It may be that thr are no rules applicable to such dis lmtes. If that's the case, Ve art prof fering the suggestion that in thh tasft, newspaper ethics be observed The trouble seem to be that one or more preachers in Alliance d not like the methods tf tabthelv' Instead of wrestling- in private Avor. with the brother, the public been invited to View the struggle, vhich. it must bo to&fessed, start tut well and bids fair to be interesting. Other preachers ure said to b taking sides. It follows that their parishioners will also take sides. The attack concerns itself chiefly with the charge that the Treacher !s seek rag to foster class consciousness, by making an especial attempt to interest the members of labor unions, such, in his church. Be this as it may. there Is no question that the discussion re sulting from the charge is ha ring that very effect. Those who take ides are making it clear that they consider the attack on the preacher who has cham pioned their cause an attack on the v unions. Friends of this preacher have said they believed the whole mat ter to have been instigated by the chamber of commerce. This charge is ridiculous, of course, but it is being made. Unless something is done soon to correct these wrong impressions, that which has been feared will come Upon us. Alliance will have a class war all its own. It will be a needless war, a senseless war, and if we are wise, we will us every means to bring about an early peace, ' ' ' Suppose, then, that the preachers der when his partner, who urci: a mix ture of rats and offal, and whose product differs only in the degree of dcadliness, and the distance at which it will kill, gets off with a fine of a few hundred dollars and a month or soinjailt . . Pew people believe in coddling boot leggers any more. The Judges who & few months ago were handing out fines that were almost as severe pun ishment as pelting the hootch ped dlers with rose leaves, are now real- iting that jails are a much more po tent force for reform if they are used. Why, then, if we are going to attempt yV DATTERIEQ II m. - t mm m w then you need sound advice, ex pert repair work on any make of bat-' tery.oranew long-lasting ExifeletiS serve you. I Auto Electric W Service I Phone 24 DANGEROUS FUN It's a pretty mean man who will ?n terfere with children at play, especially in Alliance, where there are so few opportunities piovided for amusement of the younger generation. That mnv explain why nothing has been done. the pnst week or two, to put a stop to the kids and their own sport of "hook ing on" behind au'omobifcs. Buys will be boys, end girls will be frills, tqp, for there is a goodly representa tion of pigtails among those who have leen crowding the streets after school and on days when the teach.:is haven't a word to say. But and it's hard to say it some one in authority ought to put a foot lown, and put it down hard. In the good old days, when there were horse? and sleighs on the streets almost ex clusively after the snows, ."catching a ride" was a good way to have fun, with very little danger attached to it. Even new, with autocodes in the. game, It wouldnt be so bad if the drivers of the cars who are furnish ing the free rides would watch their step, instead of entering into the spirit of the thing with as little thought as though they were ten to fourteen years old and the children were the grownup.. ' Hardly a man saw the hundreds of children out with their sleds Sunday but had a sneaking notion that he'd like to get a sled and try it him-elf. I The drivers 'of the cars were just as carefree and as careless a3 the chil dren themselves. One driver of a touring car spent an hour or more go ing up and down Box Butte avenue, with as many as fifteen or twenty sleds hitched on behind. A good time was undoubtedly had by all. But passersby couldn't help but r.otice the recklessness with which the driver speeded up and down the city's prin cipal street, dodging from side to side in an endeavor to throw the sleds' occupants it to the snow. There were no serious accidents; at leart r.onc were reported. That wasn't the fault of the drivers, though it was due to the kind providence that watches out for children and for chumps. If there had been but one car on the street, it would have been comparatively safe; but there were dozens of cars out It's just a plain miracle that some of those children weren't run over by automo biles. It's a nice, friendly trick to help show the boys a good time. It's ell right even to try to dump them out THE SPINAL COLUMN THE SAFE. SANE AND SURE WAY WOULD YOU ENJOY EATING? Is there food that you erare and dare not eat? Are you thin and dyspeptic? Have you been told by one doctor that you hare gastritis? By another ulcera tion of the stomach? By an other nervous dyspepsia? And so on until you are quite at a loss as to what is wrong? The truth is thst what is ap parently wrong is only the ef fect 'of a cause, and the names the doctors have given it are of no consequence. Don't worry along with effects and tslk about symptoms. Get st the root of all your trouble. Find the CAUSE and have it re moved. The Science of Chiropractic owes its phenomenal growth to results obtained in locating and removing the CAUSE of disease, and untold thousands of people who once suffered from various forms of stomach trouble are today in perfect, normal health. They owe their health to the discovery of the fact that dis ease is due to impingement of the nerves that emit from the spinal column and carry the vi tal force or mental impulses of Nature to all parts of the body, and to Chiropractic adjustments by which such impingements are permanently removed - snd Na ture given s chance to cure. See your Chiropractor. Consultation' without obliga tion. DRS..JEFFREY & SMITH Chiropractic Health Service. Over Harper's Dept. Store. into the snow. Boys are hardy little rascals, and a fall of half a foot into a snowpile won't do them any lasting injury. But, if there isn't to be a tragedy, the drivers who set out to entertain a group of boys will do well to take them out to the country roads, where there won't be danger from other automobilists. Here in Alliance, where there are not any provisions for amusement of boys, either in summer or winter, the youngsters probably figure that life is Just one "don't after another. Some of these days, when the pinch of re adjustment is over, there'll be enough public-spirited men and women to put over a community building and other projects which will keep the boys off the streets. Until then, parents should do their best to convince the little fellows that it's better to take ! fewer chances in their play, and be? a Die to come home whole. It's so easy for accidents to happen, and cripples live such a long time to regret Do your admonishing early, mothers and fathers. Diamonds bought during the peric-1 of high wages are fast getting back into the market, but it isn't so easy to get rid of silk shirts and silk hosiery. k ! J JmK i w mm m O-l To Every Door Everywhere Lift the latch on your telephone door, and at once you step over the threshold of distance and greet your friend or business associate, wherever he may be. How simple and easy it is! And yet how effective and businesslike ! By using the long distance telephone you may save an ex pensive and tiresome trip. You may save the inconvenience of traveling. You may avoid unnecessary waits, delays, and possible disappointment. You may conserve valuable time that will mean success in a social plan or business transaction. Whenever you want to reach anyone, any where, any time, the long distance telephone is the best and quickest way. 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