THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22. 1921.
RANDOM SHOTS
For the first time in our young lut
somewhat eventful life, we have hear.)
of an appointment as official Lull
tosser.
An a friend expresre: it, the Job
has been Riven to those competent
to do it thoioughly.
' INSULT UPON INJURY.
That was tough luck about Bill
Bootlaig."
"Yen, wsrn't it? To ro and Ret a
year for sellin' a pint of hootch after
just fnihin' four months for killin'
his wife."
"You've got to watch him," confid
ed a nan who was discussing ine of
our friends. "He's likely to slip ofT
to church 'most any Sunday morning."
SCANDAL!
He drew her to him end deliber
ately struck hpr. She made no ound.
Again and again the brute repeated
the blow, ft : 1 1 fhe gave no sign 01
mffer'ng. The torture continued, but
her head was unbowed. The man,
hi a lips drawn thin, cursed her. "I'll
tnake you," he muttered. At la?t, after
a particularly vicious blow, she gave
a loud cry and her head flew elf.
&he wan only a match. ; .
If thin cold weather kee'is tip ff.r
a month or two longer, we nu.y hrtve
to break out the heavies.
tfhh oysters at CO cents the t;nt,
w have a hunch that many turkeva
at; Vie Thanksgiving dinner will be
fttjljed with sage ond celery.
The future of the shimmy Js t'e
tlarjfl to be rather shaky, ncconling
to ,a Dallas, Tex., paragraph?!-. No
man is competent to discu-'8 the f-l.im-mj
until he has viewed the Chirr go
variety.
Trp the magazine stories, the novels,
and on the movies screen we see that
that' villain is quite often called a
"rJid " I'id you ever, in your whole
life, hear the word used by someone
who was alive and hud possession of
his or her senses?
' At ft B. Y. P. U. aocial a week or
Itoo ago, cider and doughnuts were the
reiresnmenls. Ihe young people dis
covered, somewhat to their surprise,
that they were limited to one glass of
the juice of the apples. The lady in
charge said it was due to the shortage
of the supply, but after tasting the
liquid, the young folks knew. THEY
KNEW.
With this in mind, it's eas'er to
understand why the "King's Comer
Hoboes should be attracted to church.
Doug Fairbanks, the movie gossips
tell us, has shaved oft the little mous
tache which he cultivated a couple of
months ago. "No, I didn't make him
remove it," said Mary. "I just sug
gested it," This teaches us, children,
that Doug and Mary are still on their
honeymoon.
The Omaha weather prophet says
Thanksgiving. Oh, well, so long as
we may have snow for Christmas,
;:ii;::;8;umummtt
Just One
A Real Seven Jewel, Gold Wrist Watch
for $5.00
Just a few left.
ONEIDA COMMUNITY SILVERWARE
6 knives and 6 forks, for $4.58
6 Salad Forks, for ?2.49
6 Teaspoons, for 98c
1 Berry Spoon, for $1.19
1 Gravy Ladle, for $1.19
$2.50 Hot Water Bottles, 2 for $2.51
$2.50 Fountain Syringes, 2 for . . .$2.51
$1.25 pint cans Spanish Olive Oil,
,2 for $L26
75c Stationery, 2 for ... . '.76c
60c pound Cascade Linen, two for 61c
25c DeWitt's Cough Syrup, 2 for 26c
$1.00 Dyspepsia Mixture, 2 for $1.01
60c Rice Powder, 2 for 61c
$1.25 Bottle Toilet Water, 2 for $1.25
Prize Tickets Given With Each $1.00
Purchase, at
HOLSTEN'S
ve'll be satirfWd with nothing but tur
ey and fixing for the November holi
day. The church of Ft. Magnus the Mar
tyr, in Iondon, celebrated the Harvest
of the Sea with appropriate decora
Jons composed principally of fish, with
dried haddock,' herrings and fifty
jther vurietics, a well as canned
meits and salmon strung about the
.vails, pulpit fteps and chancel. We
.Ion t know whether the "light that
itver was on land or sea" wa present,
out there mu it have been an unprec
edented smell.
1LTTING THE "EDITORIAL GOAT.
A Dirty Coward.
I got a letter one day this week.
The lett?r was written and posted at
Ord and it was written by a dirty,
contemptible cowtud. I don't know
who the writer was or I would publish
his or her name. There was no date
or signature to the letter but there
were statements and insinuations made
n the letter that would subject the
writer to a mighty heavy damage if it
were posbible to prove who made
them. I am unable to find language
to voice my contempt for a cowardly
cur who will write such an anonymous
letter. If the person had Culled at the
(Juiz olTice and made the statements
contained in the letter I could have
convinced him that he was entirely
wrong. There are too many people
who hoar something that rome other
person with an evil mind has RuYssed
and start out and peddle it for facts
and pretty soon a big story is started
that has no semblance of truth and I
am mighty sorry to have to say that
many of these yarns are peddled by
people' who pass' for respectable, law
abiding Christ loving people. It is
stories told by these people that do
the damages not the stories peddled by
roughnecks. H. D. Leggett, in Ord
Quiz. '
AND THAT'S THAT!
Mr. Editor: Referring to item in
your paper of October 2'J concerning
Mrs. Kipn calling on Mrs, Peter Flynn
Jr., I wish to say, Mrs. Kipp did not
call on Mr. Peter Flynn Jr., on Wed
nesday, October 20, to sec her son who
is stopping at Mr. Peter Flynn's Jr.,
Mrs. Peter Flynn Jr. and Charles were
in Kingston that day. Mrs. Kipp called
on Mrs. Peter Flynn Sr. Some people
say too much when they don't know
what to sav. Peter Flynn Jr. Rhine
beck (N. Y.) Gazette.
THE BACHELOR EDITOR.
"In all the advice we have read for
the proper care of children, we have
found nothing which recommends tak
ing the baby to the movies."
CHEER FOR FAT PEOPLE.
The following advice from Dr. Cope
land, public health c6mmissioner of
New York City, is especially apropos
at the Thanksgiving time.
"You cannot be happy unless your
stomach is full," the doctor tells us
fat folks. Then he explains what
foods we should eat to keep happy,
eliminating all those which produce
fat. Some of the foods we may eat in
abundance are celery, buttermilk, rad
ishes, endive, lettuce, tomatoes, water
cress, clams, whites of eggs, chicken
without the skin, shad, white meat of
lobster, codfish, pears, apples, grape
fruit, lemons, oranges, rhubaib, lean
meat and skimmed milk.
Maybe this diet stud isn't so bad as
Day Left !
it has ben painted. If the good doc
tor will al'ow us to ree musical
comedies and laugh at punk vaudeville,
we're with him.
If we could only secure half of the
food on this list, we'd be satisfied
with our Thanksgiving.
At last, when "Sam" Wright takes
a bride, and we learn that his name
is really "3ila," and always ha been,
it makes one feel like accusing him
of getting a bride under ftlse pre
tences. They say that when he first told
Judge 'Tosh that he wanted a marriage
license, the judge thought he was jok
ing, and stilted in trlkirg on money
and banking. But Sam excuse us.
had His mind nr.de up and
refused to talk on ordinary subjects.
Mr.ybe if we'd slipped a couple of
c'gars to the right party, we'd h?.
made our getnwry. Uut on the other
hand, some folks ere naturally lucky.
OMAHA GRAIN MARKET
OMAHA, Neb., Nov. 21. Grai ar
rivals today were light,, but some larg
er thtn a week ago. Whet rece'pts.
were 30 cars; corn, "0; oats, 10; rye,
C; and no bailey. Wheat prices were
about 2c higher. Coin was ccaeral.'y
unchanged. Oats brought Saturday's
The
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in
figures and barley was unchanged.
The following cah sales were re
ported :
WHEAT No. 2 hard: 1 car (dark,
-mu.tyi. l.lo: 1 ci.r, ?l .; 1 cai.
$1.0?; 1 car (smutty), $1.03; 2 cars.
J1.02; 2 cars (smutty), $1.01. No. 3
hard: 2 cars, $1.07; 1 car (smuttvl.
$1.05; 1 car (smutty), S102; 1 car
(rmutty), $1.01; 1 car (yellow), $1.01;
2 cars (yellow), $1.00. No. 4 hard: 1
cr.r (ye'low, heavy), Sl.on; i Car
(smutty), 90c; 1 car, 07c. No. 5 hard:
1 car, $1.01; 1 car, (1.7 heat damaged).
9'ic. Sample hard: 1 car, 02c. No. 1
sprinc," 1 car (dark northern), $1.22.
No. 5 spring: 2-5 car (nonhern). $1.
No. 3 rm'ved: 1 car (smutty), $1.04; 1
car (smutty), $1.02. No. 4 mixed: 1
c r (spring), $1.0.1; 1 car (smuttv),
f'Oc.
CORN No. 1 white: 1 car. 4?c. No.
2 white: 2 cars. -5(V No. 1 yellow:
1 car (special billing), 41c; f cars,
40' iC. No. 2 yellow: 2 car, 40'ae; 1
rar, 40c. No. 1 mixf-d: 3 :?-3 cars. 4 c.
No. 2 mixed: 2 cars, 40c.
OATS No. 2 white: 2 cars. 31'c.
No. 3 white: 1 car (heavy), 31c; 1 car,
30'4c; 1 car, CO'sc; 9 3-3 cars, i'O'je.
No. 4 white: 1 ar ol 1), C0!2c. S-n
i)c wh'te: 2 cars. 20c.
RYK-Vo. 3: 3 cars, 71'ic. No. 4
1 cr.r, 71' -. c. x
E?.t ycur Th:nk.Kiving dinner
in the Palm Room, Alliance hotel.
Opprt 11:30 to 2:30 and 5:30 to
8:00 p.m. 103
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Our Suggestion
We Pay
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FASTEST GROWING-MOST
THE LIVESTOCK MARKET
Omaha Live Stock.
OMXHA. Neb.. Nov. 21. CATTLE
Iodri;te receipts of catt'e Monday
and the ptvsiets "of light Thanksgiv
ing e?W's supplies cieated firmer
fori nt in the trade and process for
Wff ssrrr ruled strong to 15(a25c
higher thin the clo-e of last week.
Qu.iiity of the oiTerings was not very
gv-od r.n ! few sale of cornfed steers
were made above the $8.00 mark, the
common to fair warmed-up and short
fed beeves goin,; at $5.50iiM.50. Cow
stuiT was generally cbout steady and
the same was true of stockers and
feeders, although trade in this line was
lather dull.
Qutr.t ons on csttle: Choice to
prime teeves, $.00 9.2") good to
cho'ce beeves, $7.00(i.25; fair to
good bcove-, $.".2 "i .". 7 ; common to
fa:r bee. $o.0i(pT.75: choice to
prime yearlings, $9.2."P10."0; good to
chocie yearlings. $7.7ii((f!i.OO; fair to
god yearlin?, $u.0(r?7.7"; common
to fair yearlings, f 5.00ia (i.23; choice
'o piiiv.e grass beeves, t fi.TiO'R'7.00;
vod to cho ce grass beeve, $o.00(r?
5. CO: common to fair grass beeves,
51.COv?3.00; Mexicans, $4.00(??4.73;
rood to cho'ce gras she'fers, $5.00(71
3.0; fair to gd grass heifers, $3.73
(r . '.CO; choice to prime grass cows,
$ l.l-V? l."0; good tc choice grass cows,
$-.S"fT' 1.J0; fair to gc.od grass cows,
??.3"(?3.S": common to fair grass
Cuws. .c2..0'.fi'3.33; g;od to choice feed
nks's
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THIS is the time of the year
when every one turns his
thoughts to a contemplation of
the hardships our Pilgrim Fathers
underwent in founding our great
country. When we consider their
struggles and problems, our present
day worries sink into insignificance.
Their perseverance won success.
Let us follow their examples.
ONE WAY TO HELP.
One sure step in advance is the
establishment of a savings account.
It is a help in time of plenty an ever
increasing reserve. Let us show you
the way.
Double Your First Dollar
tate
ACCOMMODATING
ers, $3.50(aG.23; fair to good feeders,.
$5.00(f?5.50; common to fair feeders,.
$4.50(T,5.00; good to choice stockers,.
$3.PO7'6..riO; fair to good stockers,.
$5.255.R5; common to fair feeders,.
$4.505.25; stock heifers, $3.735.00;.
stock cows, $3.003.75; stock calves,.
$4.007.23; veal calves, $4.00s.30?.
bulls, stags, etc., $2.23f?f 2.75.
HOGS Hog receipts were rather -light
today, only forty-eight loads
being reported in on 3,200 head. There
was a good active market, and sales
were made at an early hour, varying
from 10(rf20c higlier than Saturday.
Top for the day was $fi.7o, most of
the light hogs selling at $6.50(fffi.70.
Gcod mixed loads right around $'.25
(56.30, with butchers around $6.13(j
6.35. Extreme heavies dropped down,
under even money. Dulk of toiiuy'si
sales wis $6.15(n 6.70.
SHELP Receipts 5,200 head. Fat .
lambs, good to choice, $8.50(5 8.80; fat.
lambs, fair to good, $7.50(7JS.CO; feed-
er lambs, good to choice, $7.50(8.25;
feeder lambs, fair to pood, $fi.757..0;
cull lambs, $5.256.25; fat yearilngs, .
$5.500.50; fat wethers, $4.50(?5.25;
fat ewes, light, $3.004.00; fat ewes,,
heavv, $2.00(5:2.50; feeder ewes, $2.75
a3.50; cull ewes, $1.002.50.
Everything in fresh fruits,,
fresh dressed poultry, vege
tables garnishes, nuts, etc.. for
the Thanksgiving dinner. Dun
:an's Grocery, phone 32. 103:
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