THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1921.
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ADVERTISEMENTS
Want In buy something-? Hun
areds of people scan these Want
Ad columns looking; for what you
r other have to olfer. Get quick
result by advertising tn Tbe
Herald Want Ad department.
RATES One cer-t per word pr
Insertion. Costa no more thn
ther newspaper and we pmr
.tiire that you reach several hun
dred more reader, buy circuit
Hon. not hot air.
WANTED
WANTED Early pullets for layers.
Good ones. 18c lb; extra good 20c lb.
E. C. DRAKE. 102-103
WANTED To hear from owner of
pood farm for pale. State cash price,
full particulars. D. F. BUSH, Minne
apolis, Minn. 90-94-97-102-2-6-p
FOR SALE
FOR SALE At a discount; a few
shares of Fair Association stock.
Write "J", care of the Herald. 101-4p
FOR SALE Small house, modern;
A-l location. Phone 124. tf
FOR SALE Big type Chester White
boars: best of breeding. Phone
S01F11. D. E. PURINTON. 71-tf
FOR SALE Old papers, 5 cents a
bundle, at The Herald Office.
FOR SALE Good used cars. A. H.
JONES Co., 3rd and Cheyenne, tf
FOR RENT
FOR RENT Steam heated rooms by
the week. Ill Cheyenne Avenue or
tihone 656. 100-tf
FOR RENT Two rooms, suitable for
light housekeeping, loung married
counle Dreferred. Inquire 816 Chey
enne Avenue. 99-tf
MISCELLANEOUS
CLEARANCE SALE Men's and
boy's uncalled for suits and coats.
"Y ANDERS, the Tailor. 102-1
STATISTICS.
It is estimated by the bureau of Ani
mal Industry that 309,807 movie ac
tresses could relieve the shortage in
domestic dishwashers by fifty per cent,
if they were properly cast.
The months of the year,, laid end to
end, reach from the holiday bills of
January first to the holiday bills of the
next New lear. Life.
THE INTRUSION.
The nrofessor was deenlv absorbed
in some scientific subject when the
nurse announced the arrival of a boy.
"What who ?" stammered the
professor absently. "Why interrupt
me isn't my wife at home?"
EXPERIENCED
Mrs. Jones was entertaining some of
her son's little friends. "Willie," she
said, addressing a six-year-old, who
was enjoying a plate of cold beef, "are
you sure you can cut your own meat?"
The child, who was making desper
ate efforts with his knife and fork,
replied: "Yes, thanks. I've often had
it as tough as this at home." Chris
tian Evangelist.
The Printed
Message of
Christmas
Cheer
There is no one item, at
such small cost, that ap
proaches the Christmas
card as a remembrance of
a friend by a friend.
There is nothing that so
cements the good will of a
business institution as a
thoughtful greeting to its
customers, clients, associ
ates and competitors.
Without forgetting the
sentimental feature of
Christmas giving, the print
ed greeting comes mighty
close to being GOOD BUSI
NESS for both individual
and firm.
Place your orders
with us now for your
Christmas Printing,
and be sure of early
delivery.
Burr Printing Co.
1'iiywiwi'iwj'iii;fH'f'iij yyr 'piwi'iff iy yyini'isj m
LAKESIDE
Grant Keith hauled a wajron load of
coal to the Harry Brown ranch the
first of the week.
ueorire Cooper was In town Mon-!
day delivering brans which he iai.-od!
on his ranch northeast of here. '
Mr. and Mrs. Bon McKinley and
daughter, Betty, left Monday lor
Omaha.
A new trans: of men arrived from
Casper, Wyo., the first of the week to
work at the oil we'd.
Geo. H. Breckner and Joe Freimith
of Alliance were Lakeside visitors
Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey WhaJey and
Dale Pollard drove to Alliance Tuesday
evening to take the Mes.-rs Guy East
man, Joe rreimitn ana ueo. lireck
ner to town.
Glen House has resiimed his position
at the pool hall.
R. C. Brunson was in town from
the Star ranch Wednesday.
A. S. Morris bought a uode car
this week from a party from Alliance.
I'lun tn rnmp to the hox social ill the
Lakeside school, Tuesday night, No
vember 22. Ladies bring baskets, and
gentlemen bring your pocketbooks.
R. A. Westover went to Alliance
Tuesday.
F. M. Hoenshell, roaumaster on this
division, was in town on business
Tuesday.
John Moscrip and Uon Shrewsbury
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were in town luesuay uner iyrie j
posts.
Guv J. Eastman, bank examiner.
was in Lakeside the first of the week.
The Messrs. Taylor and Swam,
left for western points Monday.
Ed and Maggie Cody and Rhea
Weaver wore in town Monday.
Frank Westover and ixn irester
were in from their homes southeast of
town Tuesday evening.
Clyde Simmons returned from a
visit in the east Monday.
Jesse Wilson was down from Anti-
och Tuesday afternoon.
The ladies' aid society met at the
church Wednesday.
A. W. Tvler was in from the ranch
Wednesday morning.
HEMINGFORD
The circle of the Rebekah lodge met
with Mrs. A. J. May on Monday after
noon of this week. After some work
accomplished by the ladies and the
business meeting Mrs. May serveu a
fine lunch to the ladies.
Rev. A. J. May returned from Craw
ford Friday and filled his pulpit Sun
day. Mrs. Ant one Thompson who has
been suffering with cancer for several
months died Sunday at 7 p. m. and the
funeral was conducted at the Congre
gational church with Rev. Cox officat
ing. Geo. Wiltsey who has been sick for
more than a month was worse again
Saturday night, but is better again and
bids fair to gain health again.
Mrs. Wm. Sailing is laid up with
a case of rheumatism and has not
been up for more than a week.
Mrs. William Cory has been for a
few days struggling with rheumatism
again but is gaining.
Dr. O. S. Baker left Saturday for
Morrill county and returned on Tues
day. ine M. t.. unurcn win oe open on
Friday evening for the recreational
A new way to treat croup
Spasmodic croup relieved or warded off by
rubbing on a vaporizing salve.
The old method of treating
spasmodic croup with' nauseat
ing drugs is out of date. So is
the vapor-lamp scheme that re
quired the bedroom windows to
be kept closed. Now mother
rubs the little one's chest and
throat with Vicks, arranges the
bedding , so that the arising
vapors will be inhaled all night
long, opens the windows to let
in the blessed fresh air, and re
tires confident of a good sleep.
Just rub it on and
breathe in the vapors
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last ive
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MO frVTAUTltS
OCCoR M THE. (J
Rush of 6ookin J i
fAt of ros,
MY K00 SKETCH
Thc. wot-u
hour in the basement. The young
people over fourteen years are invited
to come and enjoy the evening.
Dr. NeflT and a friend went out Tues
day with the dops for a run with tbe
wolves.
Mr. Winters who is well known here
as a potato man has moved his fam
ily here and are living in the Russell
M click home.
Miss Marie KibWe of Alliance, who
has charge of the high school orches
tra here, spent the week-end with Miss
Starr nr - Hoe.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrews and son.
Eugene, and Mrs. Hoppock and Mr.
Rohrhaugh were shoppers in Alliance
Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Whelan and
family and Mr. and Mrs. George Jones
motored to Alliance Friday afternoon.
Mrs. Watson and daughter, Doris,
Helen Andrews and Edith Pennington
of Chadron motored down Friday
morning, returning Sunday afternoon.
Edith Pennington was the week-end
guest of Helen Andrews.
Helen Andrews and Edith Penning
ton visited with Myrle Pollard Friday
evening.
Misses Inez Jones and Myrle Pollard
visited with Helen Andrews and Edith
Pan n i n trtnn Saturday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Wright and
daughter, Ima, visited at the Andrews
home Sunday.
Mr. Andrews was a business caller
in Alliance Monday.
AGE CANNOT WITHER.
At a Boston Immigration Station
one blank was recently filled out as
fnllnra?
Name: Abraham Lherowsky.
Born : Yes.
Business: Rotten. Harvard Lam
poon. The joke in the preceding is the
word "recently". New Wk Tribune.
Twelve hundred thousand persons in
New York City during the last six
months gave letters of introduction
recommending bores they wishes to get
rid of but did not know very well.
New potato sacks, in any
Quantity. 0B a n n o n &
Neuswantfer. 96tf
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ALLIANCE DRUG CO.
Vicks has come to be the al
most universal treatment for
children's cold troubles, be
cause it does away with dosing.
Vicks contains the old, time
tested remedies Camphor, Men
thol, Eucalyptus, etc. combined
by special process, so that while
they penetrate and stimulate the
skin, the ingredients are also
released as vapors by the body
heat and are breathed right into
the lungs.
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Owt 17 Million Jan Utd Yearly
Gene Byrnes
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SI RE THEY KNOW
(Retail Public Ledger.)
There is a merchant in our town
Who thinks he's wondrous wise;
He scolT at those who spend hard
cash
Their goods to advertise.
He mucks the ml man to his face.
"You're talking through your hat,
T.ui'P everybody everywhere
Knows where my store is at!"
Of course most people vaguely
know
That Jones conducts n store
Out of the beaten paths where goes
The cream of trade no more.
But what he sells in hi small place,
What goods he has on shelf
They cannot say. because old Jones
Keeps that all to himself!
And that is why the blinded man
Has troubles now, and woe,
And why his sales are less than
they were
Some twenty years ago.
Sure everybody knows where Jones
Sits glum in his easy chair.
They also know where the grave
yard is,
But they are not flocking there!
One secret of a long life is to be a
rich relative.
LET ME CURE
DIIFQ THAT
I can cure vour Piles (Fistula.
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between Omaha and Denver. My treatment Is no experiment. It Is
the most successful method ever discovered for the treatment of
Diseases of the Rectum. I have cured many cases where the knife
had failed and many other cases that had been treated for months
and years In vain. I guarantee a cure In every cass I accept or make
no charge for my services. My method of curing Piles and oths"
Rectal Diseases, as well as Rupture, was laughed at twenty year
ago, but today I can point with pride to all of Urass who have be
lieved In me and have come to Grand Island to get cured. If you are
suffering with some form of Rectal Trouble or Rupture, write to me
today, telling all about your trouble, and let me tell you how easy It
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No longer Is It nscessary for you to spend three or four weeks
getting your piles cured. You can now bs cured within five days,
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Don't doubt this amazing truth I Send for free Information today
also convincing proof that my method of curing Rectal troubles
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CAUSE
due to the constant
strain of even a mild
cass of piles on the
sympathetic nervous
system.
You can pour all
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money can buy, or
You can spend your
last dollar at the
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CAUSED!
You can allow yourself to be
slashed, yet You will NEVJER
these troubles until your piles are cured.
DR. RICH. IMIp and Rupture Specialist,
iirand Island, Neb.
" q please send me free, complete Informa
t O tlon regarding; the method you use In cur
t. H lnf Files, Fistula. Fissure and other rectal
iltKcaws and rupture, without a sever
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Columbus Also Has
School Girls Who
"Roll the Phoenix"
The following, from the Columbus
Telegram, s-hows hivv the school board
of that city have silestepjo.l a tre
mendous moral problem. Instead ol
toitownr the lead of Alliance last
year, where a morals inspector a.
telected to stand at the foot of the
m iDi i ne hosiery tollers lis
they unsuspectingly tripped down te
lunch, the Columbus mon decide that
discretion is the better part of valor,
and wait for winter weather to put the
kibosh on the horrible practice. Won
der how Alliance is meeting the prob
lem this year? The telegram says:
"Of course, it is uite shocking
when fair co-eds roll their sttK-kingsj
but, really, now, what could the school
board do I
"This question confronted the board
of education after its regular meeting
Monday evening. The word 'after' is
used advisedly, because the men folks
waited to discuss it until after the
lady member had gone home. i
"Some patrons of the schools recent-!
ly made the startling discovery that
the girls, several of them, at least, in
the eighth grade and high school nad
adopted the fad introduced by elder i
sisters, by younger sisters and yes,
it must lie admitted by mothers.
aunts and grandmothers the fad of
'rolling the Phoenix.' The said pa
trons, solicitous for the young ladies'
YOUR
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Flature and other Diseases of
MANY DISEASES
all cut and
get.rld of
DR. RICH
Pile and Rupture
HperlsliHt
Grand Island, Neb.
I cure every case
of Piles I treat by my
mild serum treat
ment, or you need
not pay me ons cent
F. D..
for the Advice."
customs of modesty were being ignor
ed, gently conveyed the suggestion to
stveral members of the board that
something redly ought to be done to
stop it.
"The school fathers thovght it over
and talked It ocr, and divided that
discretion wss the better part of valor.
They concluded lh:.t if they did noth
ing at ii'l about its winter's chilly
blasts, fast approaching, would solve
the problem. Moral: they were more
ilian a little right at that."
In li -net ion: Saying along what
everybody is thinking in secret.
After you learn the art of gossip, it
isn't necessary to buy a car in order
to run down your neighbors.
New potato sacks, in any
quantity. O'Bannon &
Neuswangcr. 96tf
weldiing
GEO. H. BRECKNER 210 W. 3rd
MOVING. PACKING. STOKING
AND SHIPPING
SNYDER TRANSFER
AND FIUEPROOF STORAGE
"When It'n Your More,
Let Us Know-
Office Phone, 15; Res. 884 and Dlk. 730
F. A. DALD
Attomey-at-Law
Office in Reddish Block
Let Me Cry Your Sales
R. A. YVYLAND
Auctioneer 1232 Missouri
Telephone 384
L. A. RERRY
ROOM 1, RUMEK BLOCK
PHONE 9
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
Drake & Drake
Doctors of Optometry
Glasses Accurately Fitted
Not Medicine, Surgery, Osteepatky
DRS. JEFFREY & SMITH
Chiropractors Palmer School
leiepnone 865 Wilson Buildia
Real Estate, Loans and
Insurance
F. E. REDDISH
Reddish Block
Phone 6S4 . Alliaac)
Harry P. Coursey
AUCTIONEER
Live Stock and General Farm Sales)
PHONE NO. 1
Transfer and
Storage
PIANO MOVING BY
AUTO TRUCK.
PACKING AND CRATING
FURNITURE A
SPECIALTY.
ALLIANCE TRANSFER
& STORAGE CO.