THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1921.
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A BOLD COUNTRY EDITOR.
(E. W. Howe's Monthly.)
Every time I pick up a country
paper in the fall I see references to a
row going on to make up a deficit in
the chautauqua course. Certain citi
zens were-induced by clever advance
agents to sign a guarantee, and now
they are clamoring for help. Whv
should not chautauqua courses stand
or fall on their merits as useful thine,
are compelled to do? I find this sug
gestion in a country paper, the editor
of which is tired of the annual row
over the chautauqua deficit. This
bold country editor Is also tired cf
some other thines: I note in his last
issue that he is disposed to believe
that his town has too many clubs and
societies, all of which, in the course
of a year, stir up unnecessary trouble
and annoyance. This brave man, in
deed, goes so far as to find fault with
the Chamber of Commerce, which is
regarded as sacred everywhere. The
live wire who acts as its paid seerr.-
tary, is entirely too active, it is alleg
ed, and gives the citizens many un
necessary ta.oks. I never thought it
possible that an editor would become
o bold as to criticise the secretary of
a Chamber of Commerce. But people
are becoming so disgusted that they
are liable to throw stones at anybody.
THE EXCEPTION
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1 play my cards all wrong."
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CROP ESTIMATE
SHOW DECREASE
IN SPUD YIELD
AVERAGE 25 Hl'SHELS PKR ACRE
LOWER THAN LAST YEAR.
Corn Yield 5.8 Bushels Below Last
Year and 3.5 Bushels Above the I
Ten-Year Average.
The corn yield of 28 bushels is 5.8
bushels below last year and 3.5 bushels
above the ten year average according
to a preliminary estimate released
by Leo Stuhr, secretary of the Nebras
ka department of agriculture and A. E.
Anderson, agricultural statistician.
Last year, corn averaged 33.8 bushels.
The ten year average is 24.5 bushels.
This year's production is 209,652,000
bushels. 1'otatoes average 74 bushels
per acre, flax 8 bushels.
Although corn did not come up to
earlier expectations, the crop of 209,
552,000 bushels compares favorably
with last year's production of 255.528,-
000 bushels and the last five year aver
age of 200,936,000 bushels. The yield
of 28 bushels compares well with the
ten year average of 24.5 bushels.
Western central, southwestern and
south central counties suffered severe
ly from drouth during the growing
period. All northern counties have ex
cellent yields that are fully up to
previous expectations. While the coun
ties within the southeastern quarter of
the state generally have satisfactory
yields, the crop was reduced somewhat
by high temperatures and drouth dur
ing the latter part of August.
County average yields vary from 10
bushels to 45 bushels per acre. Burt
county leads with 45 bushels, and
Cuming county is second with 43 bush
els. Dakota, Dodge, Stanton and
Washington counties follow with 40
bushels. Banner, Deuel, Hitchcock and
Kearney counties share equally in
honors for lowest yields. 10 bushels.
Chase, Cheyenne, Dundy, Harlan, Kim
ball, Lincoln and Phelps .are next in
order with an average yield oi lo
Last Year's Crop Still Held,
bushels.
It is estimated that 20 or 51,106,-
000 bushels of last year's com is yet
on Nebraska farms. The quality is
92Vr as compared with 94 last year
and the ten year average or 84.
Farm reserves for the United States
are estimated at 281,000,000 bushels
or 8.7 of last year's crop.
The average weight per measured
bushel of winter wheat is 58.2 pounds;
spring wheat, 56 pounds; oats, 30.5
pounds and barley 46 pounds. The
weight of winter wheat was reduced
by rains after harvest. The low weight
of spring wheat, oats and barley is due
to both drouth and -rains after harvest.
The average yield of flax is 8 bush
els.; buckwheat, lb bushel.;; clover seed,
2.1 bushels; grain sorghum, 22 bush
els and sorghum forage, 3.4 tons.
Apples are rated at 7 of a crop,
grapes lS'r and pears 5. The con
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dition of sugar beets at the time of
harvest was 91.
The preliminary estimate of yield of
potatoes is 74 bushels per acre as com
pared to 99 bushels last year. The
production is 6.9."3,00ti bushels com
pared to 8,415,000 bushels last year.
The county average yields generally
run low. Some of the more important
last commercial potato counties have
fairly good yields and this together
with the increased acreage gives the
s-tate a larger quantity for shipment
than it had last year. .
The condition of winter wheat has
improved considerably since the rains
of the latter part of October. Wheat
had began to suffer and in many coun
ties it was in serious condition. In a
number of the counties there was in
sufficient moisture to sprout the seed.
With this condition, favorable weather
is needed to prevent a loss of acreage.
Estimates of important crops for
the United States are as follows:
Corn, 3,152,000,000 bushels as compar
ed to 3,233,367,000 bushels last year.
Farm reserves of old corn are placed
at 281,000,000 bushels as compared to
142,211,000 bushels on hand a year
ago. Potatoes, 356,000.000 bushels
compared to 428,368,000 bushels last
vear. All wheat 740.655,000 bushels
and 787,128,000 bushels a year ago. All
hay, 94,619,000 tons against 10H,xa3,
000 tons last year. Commercial apple
crop, 18,000,000 barrels as compared to
37,239,000 barrels a year ago.
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"Why did you quit smoking?" asked
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"Had to." -answered Nut. "Since
smoking has become fashionable my
wife decieded she would have to do it
too, ami I cannot afford to Fupport
two smokers on my salary. Lincin
nati Enquirer.
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LAKESIDE
The ladies' aid soeietv met nt the
home of Mrs. Jim MoMertey Thursday
afternoon to tie a comforter.
Mrs. Foster left for her home at
rorest Grove, Ore., Thursday on the
account of the illness of her husband
who had a stroke of paralysis recently.
She had Item here for several weeks
helping care for her daughter, Mrs.
Geo. Lindley, during her illness.
Ruth Pollard went to Halsey Thurs
day to visit her sister, Mrs. L. B. Dil
lard. Frank DeFrance was in town Thurs
day. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Whaley drove
to Alliance Thursday evening and on
the way home the car refused to run,
so they were obliged to walk on home
a distance of about four miles.
N Gus Sundos and boys were in from
their home north of town Friday.
Mrs. J. H. Graybill left Friday for
Lincoln to visit her sister who is ill at
her home there.
The teacher dismissed school at noon
Friday in honor of Armistic day.
Miss Mae Livings went to Ashby to
visit her sister. The Misses Alice
Schill and Wilma Mote went to Alli
ance to visit home folks. All returned
Sunday on the noon passenger trains.
Oscar Scrope drove down from
Hoffland Friday.
Mr. Evans and daughter of Antioch,
were in town on business Friday after
noon. The ladies aid society wishes us to
announce the bazaar Thursday even
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ing, November 17, at the churrh. The
will begin serving rupiier'at 6 o'cloct
p. m. Everybody is welcome.
Mr. and Mrs. Jessie Price and child
ren and a brother of the former fron
I Denver were in town on business Sat
i urdav. Mr. Hrice shiooed rattle fron
here to eastern market Saturday night.
Mrs. Bertha Heboid drove in from
her home in the country to visit hei
daughter, Mrs. Glenn House, the lat
ter, part of the week.
Relatives of Mr. and Mrs. Joe War
ren urrived the latter part of the week
for a visit.
Otto Smith of Antioch was a lake
side visitor Friday.
Mrs. Alva Ryland and son, El I wood,
left Saturday for I-ead, S. D., to visit
relatives. They will also visit at New
castle, Wyo., lefore returning home.
Geo. Hyland quit the section Satur
day evening and has gone to work an
night watchman at the oil well.
B. J. Wrecker arrived in town Sat
urday and went to work on the section
Monday morning.
Warren Mclntyre was a westbound
passenger Sunday.
C. Myers started Sunday for Los
Angeles, Calif.
Miss Wilma Westover spent Satur
day and Sunday in Alliance having
dental work done.
The gang from California who have
been employed at the well drilling for
oil here for the Lakeside Developing
company were discharged Saturday.
Miss Doris Wilson returned to her
home at Antioch Sunday, after a visit
Fissure and other Diseases of the
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vith her uncle, Hay W ilson and family
ho re.
Charlei Ilitt was a west bound pas
srnirrr Sumlny.
Jim McMirtrry wont to Missouri
Saturday on account of the illness of a
relntivr.
Mr. and Mrs. J. I Peterson and
daughter, Joslyn, and Mr. Hoke left
Sunday for Casper, Wyo.
When we have learned that divi
dends are dependent on earnings, we
may have time enouch to learn that
taxes are dependent on Fpendinjrs.
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