THK ALLIANCE IIKI'.ALD, FHIDAY, OCTOUEU 21, 1021
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FOR SALE One registered Red Toll
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THE POTATO MARKET
ALLIANCE, Neb.. Oct. 20 West
ern Nebraska, central district Prac
tically no outside demand, movement
moderate. Too few carlot sales to es
tablish market. Wagonloads cash to
growers Haulings moderate, demand
r- Yio'-t riirrhfiv weaker, buyers
lolding oft. Bulk Early Ohios No. 1,
.ii-..; No. z, mostly $1.08, some
low as $1.00. Northern district (un
official) Haulings light, demand plow,
market dull. Wagonloads cafh to
growers No. 1, bulk Early Ohios
mostly $1.15; bulk Bliss Triumphs
$1.40(3)1.50. Buyers holding off. Ir
rigated district (unofficial) Haulings
liffht, demand light, market weak.
CarloaU f.o.b. cash track to growers
Sack Bliss Triumphs and white
varieties No. 1, $1.101.25, mostly
$1.101.20.
OMAHA BulkEariy Ohios No. 2
wide range in quality and condition,
best $1.50, poorer, $1.25.
FOWLING
C. P. Mann is busy digging his po
tatoes. Mrs. El sea drove down to Ab Hall's
Monday evening and stayed overnight.
We are glad to hear that the smalt
son of Arthur Sheldon is getting bet
ter. Nels Peterson was a caller at Law
sen's Monday afternoon.
Lee Roland is busy hauling off his
potatoes. He raised about 4,i00 bush
els. He has a Reo Speedwagon and
makes three trips to Hemiivj-jord ;
day.
Andrew Olsen was an Alliance taller
Tuesday afternoon staying overnight.
Ab Hall motored to Heminrford
Sunday after the rehool teacher, Mice
Roberts, who spent a few days hitt
week in Chadron.
Ben Swanson movl his cattle Tues
day to fome land which he lea.-ed froir
Orin Wampler.
Miss Hutchinson is planning on at
tending Institute in Alliance the last
of the week.
Clarence Kitpatrick and Mr. Bmkr
drove up to the Worley place Wed
nesday morning. They made a call at
Elsea's and Peterson's on the way.
James Eaton and wife called at the
Mann home. Tuesday afternoon.
Ab Hall called at the lienaerson
home Tuesdav mominer.
Mr. Mann is planning on shipping
a eounle of cars of cattle rrniay.
W. E. Hurl but and wife motored to
Alliance Tuesday after some relatives
i ; - Iowa.
We have just unloaded a
second car of new potato
sacks and we can fill your
order for any amount.
O'Bannon & Neiiswanger
There's fun in store for you at the
Presbyterian C. E. Halloween party at
the church Friday evening, Octoliet
28. 93-9C
London announces that furs will
cost more, but many will not worry
murh for a few week.? at least.
Starving to death under bolshevism
Js no more pleasant than under any
other form of government.
COMMENT & DISCOMMENT
At Chicapo, which Is situated some
where in Illinois, there has been
started a campaign to transfer the mo
t on in dancing back to the feet. Our
experience with Chicapo styles in
tkincing is somewhat limited The
last time we stopped in that merry
city, we were not down to dancing
weight. We heard reports, however,
of the matter, and from the plain, un
varnished tales that we heard, we
are conv.need that there was probably
room for reform. Out in Alliance,
where the dancing (roes on all the time
rnd in all circles, there are few complaints.
In this city, at least, there Is hardly
imy criticism. This may be due to the
fuct that the cheek-to-cheek, catch-as-catch-can
holds are barred, and the
shimmy has long since leen banished
from the dance floor. Or the lack of
criticism may bo due to the fact that
there are very few non-dancers to do
the complaining, and their wails are
drowned out in the clapping that de
mands the orchestra to play a little
longer. Nearly everybody dances here.
There ere a few preachers who have
never learned the Rrt, and few others
who see in it only the work of the
devil, but most of these are content to
lot the rest of the population hop to
it, if they get any enjoyment out of it.
But in Chicago, we are given to
understand, the fellows who conduct
the dances have made no particular
effort to bar the wrong holds or the
make the 'dunce a dance. Whether
cur informant was correct or whether
he simply guessed at it, the newly
organized vigilance association of Chi
ci Ko boars out all his statements. The
vigilance committee has issued an
edict. The one-spot wiggle hits wiggled
its last, they say. "Our p'an is to
bring (lancing and substitute it for the
immoral motions now seen on the
dance floors," the Rev. William Bur
gess, secretary of the association, says,
quite plainly and emphatically. The
dancing masters are with the vigi
lantes. The man or woman who has looked
upon any dance in Alliance during the
past two or three years would say,
right off the bat, that the Rev. William
isn t talking in this direction. The
fellow who crabs about the dance In
this city ought to take a little tour
about Chicago with the Rev. William,
or anyone else who knows the ropes.
We'll wager that when he or she re
turned to Alliance, there wouldn't be
another peep.
The conductor of this edifying col
umn learned to dance when a compara
tively youthful che-e-ild. We were at
what is known as the awkward age
when referring to children, or the
pinfeather stage when referring to
poultry. Our hands and feet were
too large and our carriage resembled
a barge floating down a stream where
there wasn't room for it. Our par
ents hoped for the best, but didn't be
lieve there would be any improvement
in our carriage. A dancing teacher
started up a school, and they gladly
paid our tuition, in the hope that it
would make us more graceful.
In those da3 the dances included
such numbers aa the, two-steps, the
waltz, the Schottrsche, the barn-dance,
the three-step and one or two others.
We absolutely mastered the two-step,
flivvereJ miserably at the Schottische,
could waltz passably well and three
step exquisitely, if anyone could do
that dance in a fashion that could be
described that way. The bani-dance
required little or no skill. We stopped
dancing it after one painful occasion
when, on a highly polished floor, with
a heavy lady as partner, our feet
slipped at the same time as our part
ner's did, and we fell, down down
down to the bitter end. It was em
barrassing, and fairly painful, for we
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Gene Byrnes Says: "Here's the Music
fell underneath.
About the time that the tango and
the hesitation wait came in, our
weight had increased to over the two
century point, and we tried other and
lovs strenuous exercise. After laying
off for a year or two, we tried to
come back, with no more success than
the famous James Jeffries, who tried
to stage a comeback. It was not until
a year or fo Rgo, when w,e saw the
walking dances, that we had courage
to try it again. Do you krow, before
we tried dancing with this so-cal'ed
jazz music, we used to talk and write
about it most scornfully. It isn't
music we still maintain that but
hanged if it in't n lot easier to dance
i.i than the "Blue Danube" and "Merry
Widow" Ftyle of tunes. In the earler
dancing days, we used to think that
the very bWt mu;iic that could be
found for a dance was a piano, a violin
or two, n harp and two or three other
dainty musical instruments, capable o'
producing real muie. hut now we ad
mit it with a certain flense of shamf
for past error give us a couple of
trombones, a saxophone or two, some
banjos and a live p;unist. They don't
make music if you're not dnncing it
pains your ears but if you are on
I the floor your foot will track a. lot
better th."n they ever did to he old-
' style music. v
As for the new ptvle dance. We've
never tried theni Chi"po fashion, anil
! o wc nw't see how bnd or how good
, they are when danced in that way.
But we have danced them in the fa.- h
. ion popular in Alliance, and the h 'Vil
est praise we can u'ter is that wh'le
ithey appear to he more strenuous than
the dreamy dances of ten years ago,
i we can now get through an entire
I evening with one collar, whereas in
the o'd days we hr to carry at least
two "spares" with us.
LAKESIDE
Rev. Charles Burleigh returned
home Monday nfter a week's visit at
Crawford and Sheridan, Wyo.
Mrs. P. F. Gillispie and son. Jack,
came down from Alliance Monday on
business. ,
Otto Smith of Antioch was in Lake
side on business Tuesday.
Mrs. Fred Blumer was an eastbound
passenger Tuesday.
Miss Bertha Tyler rode in from the
ranch Tuesday morning.
Miss Rhea Fessenden returned to
her home at Alliance Tuesday after a
visit with friends here.
William McKinney went to work on
the west section the first of this week.
H. Brunson is doing the cement
work on Carl Miller's cellar this week.
Dr. Shock drove down from Alliance
Tuesday to see Mrs. Geo. Llndley, who
has been very ill at her home here the
past tw'o weeks.
The ladies' aid society met at the
church Wednesday.
Geo. DeBord and son, Warren, drove
In from their home north of town
Monday.
Lee Taylor rettirned to Lakeside
Tuesday after a few months' work
ing on a ranch near Alliance.
Mrs. Geo. Lindley went to Alliance
Wednesday morning, where she will
undergo an operation at the St. Jo-v"
hospital. She was accompanied by
her husband, and her mother, Mrs.
Foster. Her many friends here hope
for a rapid recovery.
Budweiser on draught at Win. King
Company. Try it once. F-90-2-4-6
Rubber dresses have been invented,
wh-ch will cause a great -increase in
rubbernecks.
The shipping board says wooden
vessels are obsolete just like our
drinking vessels.
why all the world Is going crazy ex-j
cept themselves.
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