THE ALLIANCE HERALD. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1921.
RANDOM MiOlS
Ufv. P. J. Minmt sjxikp in n Hay
nl rliutch .-.onio days ao, mid found
thnt Hip reputation tin- AHinr
rlorjjy hnH prrroilcil him. Wl'f-n ho
was jntvodti.ril m firr:lit r froni
Iris city, the tMilut- conm r;M inn
j-milnl r.ul. Ir.ud.
.Jud'f Ta.-b i-nt jiiuI. No matter
Vifiw n.ten the pipulin.-i iipju'ai' 1h--fnr
him, hv will.t to v them
his prt' finl a v-i -t.mro in loading a
Mtcr life.
V tlmneht a n"'w..iap'Miian huA a
compiw at ivoly easy lii I ml if circum
?tanro pcr pTinil, we're noinir to
turn our thought t'wanl eocIe.-ia.-liYal
pursuits. "J ollier inorninK w- -ent our
cuh reporter to rail on one of the
.Alliance preachers for .some informa
tion we wanted. He started out about
II a. m., and within ten minutes he
was hark. "Couldn't sfi him." hi told
us. "His wife came to the: door and
.aid he was takinif his morning nap
jind she didn't want to d-'.tuih him.
I'll try again thU afternoon."
Up on Laramie the other niht there
vhh considerable ekeitement, aside
from the activities of I'oepinir Thomas.
A couple with a baby had .-pent the
evening out I'aby was frttful and
papa had Riven him the- door-key to
play with. The little dnrlini? swal
lowed it. Mother was petrified. "Why.
James," fdio Ra.-el excitedly, "how
nrc we point to et in?"
Colonel Bliss Might Verify This.
WIGGINS, Miss., Auk. 2!. James
Chamberlain, a farmer living near
here, claims to have discoveied a
unique way of inrreasinpr the flow of
milk from his cows. The Chamber
lain farm has been the scene of many
fiances and Mr. Chamberlain avers
that he find on the morninjr after the
ilanccp, particularly when the music
lasted until the early morninjr hours,
that his cows are more generous with
the milk.
That Victrola aprnt must be
on the warpath again. Wntcli the ad
vertising columns.
It happened at the tent f-how. They
ere pas.-injr out the prizes to the peo
ple holding the lucky number.;. They
weren't very heavy piir.es worth, on
the aveiai-e, about "." cents apiece.
One of them a J ound of rofc-e or
onie similar niticle was ilr:;wn by a
number, -ay .'17. The man on the staR-e
owled oi.t "No. ."'7" half a lo7.n
. inn's,, but no re-ponse. Then a man
in the crowd a ycurig fellow who had
no more u.e for a pound of coll'ee than
a piij has for wintr ratn'y toie oiT a
,)art of the ticket he held - No. 'j:!7
Hid went up iind claimed it. The man
rn the st.'.ije .saw the torn ticket, real-
red that it w;i n't worth fttssinu
ocr, and then handed over the ptizr.
I'.ut wa-n't that a hard way to larn
a pound of coffee ?
TROUBLES OVER
AT AGE SEVENTY
Ilolshcviki Schedule.
Kadi year has 'IC days
If you sleep eiht hour.-, a day
it equals 122 days
This leaves 243 days
If you rest eiht hours a day,
It equals 122 days
This leaves 121 days
There nrc 52 Sunday. f2 days
This leaves f'. days
If you have Saturday half
holidays, it equals 2i days
This leaves 1; days
I'aily nvcrace for lunch, sick
ness, and other causes of
1 1-2 hours a day, equrJs 2 days
This leaves 15 days
Two weeks vacation . It days
This leaves 1 day
This heinj? Labor Iiy, no one
works 1 day
0
The epidemic Mri.J.. The Scotts
VilutT Star-Herald ha.-, at last cauxht
the dread columnitis. They call their
rolyum "Side Shots" and these two
samples are submitted as fairly char
acteristic of the tyle:
"Torrinjrton Woman Leads in Kjrjr
Production" is a xUrtlinjr headline in
a newspaper of that town.
A Scott.shluff citiwm advances a new
economic theory. He believes that eat
injr less restaurant steak will tend to
reduce the price of shoes.
Today's Hesl Story
Th Town Gos-iip of the Nebraska
City rrcss is responsible for thij one:
"She was in town between trains and
had four hours to epare so t-he
thoupht she would look the town over
and pee how nhe liked it. She walked
up Central avenue and then back
down aRa'n, and after a few minutes
she became aware th;t somebody was
fr.llowinjf her. And .she kept right on.
The man behind her kept right on, too.
She walked around the corner of a
block, and he did, too. Getting tired
of beinp; followed, she derided to play
a joke on the mau. She stepped
around a corner, unJ .sutMeniy duck
uKain and met him face to face and
pave him the bawling out of his life.
He denied that he wa.s following her.
She called the cop over, and he asked
the man what he tncAnt by following
her. A pain the imputation was vehe
mently denied. "Wi'll," asked the cop,
"if you weren't folluwinir her. what
were you doinp?" An4 the man said,
very quietly, "I waj merely charging
roy battery."
Stunvr a train! The Lion Bonding
company, by going busted, will make
us dig up five smacks for a new bond,
or else resign our appointment by the
Kovernor of this great and glorious
j-tate as a notary public.
First it was the packing company
then the Cox-Hoosevelt club. Oil
s-tock salesmen wilt beware of the dog.
A fellow doesn't mind baying a lit
tle experience now and Utea, of course.
It's part of his education. But the
fink who remarked that the tuition
was Fteep said a ntouthful, brother.
He Crated ActiM
An Alliance man says that on a re-
him off to uie side and offered him a
lrink of sloe gin. "1 told him," aaid
the Alliance man, "that I didn't want
to wnste the time.
that he went out to the old slaughter
.a BT 1 -
house to enjoy tne ireisn air. oiayue
t V-o riiv ran mnkn numfV PnOUirh to
repair the septic tank by making it
a summer resort.
They say that the funniest sight
that was ever seen in Box Butte ooun-
tv was the watermelaa raJnir content
at Fairview on Labor IV. Th kid
that won the prize earned it fairly,
We )ruessel vrnni: arrn'n. The no
smoking agreement lasted three weeks
instead of two. The front office now
has two weeds going at the same time.
The bet thing ubout ".''wearing o(T
tob:ireo" is the fun of beginning again.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
Real e. Ute transfers filed for the
week ending September 3, 1921:
Ferdinand Nikont and wife et al. to
Adolph Nikont, $200. se4 28-27-51.
Frank Abegg and wife to Karl C.
Barker, $5,K00, SWM, 33-27-49.
Conrad Schmitt, single, to Jessie M.
Grinstead, $4,000, lot 4, block 7, Wyo
ming addition.
United States to Knut T. Johnson,
nel U-27-1K.
John M. King, unmarried, to Dick
O'Bannon, $7,200, set 32-2.V4S.
Myrtle Kline and husband et al to
F.mnia Copjternoll for $1.00, NW'i
SKV,, N' SW'i, l-2i-47.
I.mily V. Mark and hu-bnnd to N.
A. McCorkle for $l,X00, NS'i, 17-25-50.
Emma Coppernoll. widow to Flora
Soper for $1.00, NW'i, 1S-2r,-47.
Kmma Coppernoll, widow to Myrtle
Kline for $1.00, S'i, 1S-U0-47.
F. L. Kline and wife to Charles H.
Fvans for $1.00, NW'i NV4 and SW!i
SW'J, 23-2H-51, 210 acres.
Adolph Nikont and wife et al to
Ferdinand Nikont for $1.00, W1-, SV
'.i. K'a W'i 30-27-51, NW'i 31-27-51.
Hobart L. McLaughlin, unmarried to
Augustine H. McLaughlin for $1.00,
SEU, J, N'WH 11-28-52.
Burlington Woman I'erls Like She Ha
New Lease On Life Since She
Began Taking Tanlac.
"When a woman over seventy yeart
of age is relieved of troubles i.hat have
bothered her for ten years I cull it re
rvirkaMe, and that is exactly wha'
Tanlac has done for me," declared Mrs
John Sabine 1001 S. I.eebritk St.
Burlington, Iowa.
"My principal trouble was indiges
tion. My jipjx-tite. was about gone, am
I always had a heavy feeling in mj
stomiuh sifter eating and bloated ur
ro with gas I felt utterly miserable
This gas almost suiricated me at timpi
and crowded arounil my heart an'
caused such a throbbing it frightened
me. Many a time I became so nau
seated I could hardly retain a thing.
"I had awful pains in my back, and
whenever I stooped over I felt like I
would break in two. I also suffered
awfully with rheumatism, and oftn
my feet would swell up so I could
hurdly walk. My nerves were shatter
ed and many a night I couldn't sleep
a wink and would get up in the morn
ing feeling worse than if I hadn't
gone to bed at all.
"But thanks to Tanlac, I feel today
like I had ben given a new lease on
life. I have taken just a few bottles
of Tanlac and now have a splendid ap
petite and am never troubled a par
ticle with indigestion. All those dis
agreeable feelings after eating and
those rheumatic pains and the misery
in my back are things of the past. I
am free from nervousness and sleep
like a child at night. I have gained
wpveral pounds in weight and the dif
ference in my condition is wonderful."
Tanlac is ;o!d in Alliance by r. lv
Holsten and leading druggists every
v here.
Many a man has enouirh confidence
in a friend to lend him money, but
h? doesn't always have enough money
Hard times will keep a lot of us
away from the beaches this summer,
but there is plenty to see at home.
The fancy stocking iiinnuf,'.ctuiers
will mourn the passing of tho w&ist
length skirt.
mmt- J
B22erL Hill ,1
Alliance Tire Works
Ceo. Mintzer, Prop Times BIdff.
Alliance, Nebraska.
Knock the "L" Out
of SlaveSAVE!
Make up your mind that you're not going
to slave all your life, by making it a rule to
put aside so much each week to take care of
you later on.
Just think of the old folks that you know, whose happi
ness and whose very life itself, depend upon the generosity
of some relative. Make up your mind that you're not going
to be that way, when you get old. Save now and be inde
pendent later on.
You can start an account here with $1.00, and you can
continue to add to it from time to time, with a feeling of
utmost security and confidence. For this bank is safe,
sound and conservative, and pays 5 interest, compounded
semi-annually.
First National Bank
Have Your Suit
Made in Alliance
REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
"Build TAt Ynn0DEL TAIL0RS are pipped to
mina a bmt for YOU, where you can see it done Ycu
know what sort of workmanship and material vou are petting-
f V. r a,tini!i sui-fs, ana see that it is made
most tce afs7oVrhe " Md hstS
a'TJunecn' f 8an,pleS a"d CM Sy on with
Let Us Take Your Measure.
"WE KNOW HOW"
MODEL TAILORS
. 203 IJox Butte Avenue.
WANING, PRESSING AND REPAIRING
"t vein .inn ueiiver
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Phone 18 - jff' '.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT THE HOUSE FOR SALE TRY A HERALD WANT AD
Alliance,
Nebraska
Your Depreciation Costs
Would Pay for an
Implement Shed
4
Your expensive machinery soon goes to rack and ruin when ex
posed to the elements. There is no better way to save money than
to properly protect your machinery. An Implement Shed will turn
the trick for you.
With your harvesting done, there's sufficient time to build an
implement shed before fall plowing must be done. Better take our
tip and
Build This Year!
Come in and let us give you figures on any buildfng you may re
quire or on lumber for repairs.
FOWLER LUMBER CO.
FLOYD LUCAS, Manager
Alliance, Nebraska