THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY. MAKCfl l. 1021
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TIMELY TOPICS
China makes fomp curious b'un.lrv
sentl.nj? over thousands of p-Btaih.
when the wail is for cocktails.
It is i-ecomniendc.1 by nn expert to
drink more water. What else is there
lert for a thirsty population to do?
One can go from Kev West to Ha
vana by airplane in S6 minutes, and
for some reason a Rood many people
No matter how much in ihe rijrht a
man may be, he w!ll find himself in
- wrons: at the end of the argument will
his wife.
Manufacturers announce that f pr'np
Fuits will be 30 per cent cheaper. Fa
ther in a new ppring suit will be a mre
sign that it is sprin?.
A French mini.-ler has declined a
twelf.h duel on the jnoun.l th:;t it's u
foolish practice, but, at leas-t, it seeir.s
harmle.-'s enough.
Knland is said to view with alarm
the rrowth of the roujr'npr habit by
women and girls. In time it will rise
to the elevel of amusement, as with us.
The first photograph sent by wire
in America was that of an Indian chief
which was singularly appropriate i-s
being the photograph of a first Ameri
can. According to a prominent clothing
designer, "there will be ro frlls in
men's clothing next vear.' This is
uene Byrnes' Says:--" Ain't It the Truth?"
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NOR DOES A LfAKmD PROFESSOR WHO SrtAKS
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the phonograph." It' works all the!
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Tipping is sail to be due to public!
weakness, and it is also due to the de-,
fire to have luncheon served in time could last forever.
for dinner. - J
Infants' rattles are atWetic equip
ment, accord'ng to an official decision
in Michigan. Why not musical instruments?
Ihe man who looks for a long perod duction, but who ceres? We must
of business depression is cu te as fool- have enough discarded silk shirts in
isn as tre one who thought war profits this country to make up for any short-
After reading over the bulk of the
"How to Kep Well" columns, we come
to the conclu sion that the safest meth
od is not to get sick.
In Manchuria it seems that the only
difference between an anti-bolshevist !
and a pro-bolshevist army is a few
sijuare meals.
No nourishment in wind, says a
headline. Si.il! you never hear of any
of those chautauqua lecturers starving
to deatn.
There's only one thing more pathetic
than a boy with curls, rnd that is a
boy who will wear 'em without regis
tering objections.
The official accounts of the perils
surrounding a child make it a miracle
any one lives to a ripe old age.
When prices are made "overhead
expense" covers a multitude of fins.
age in imports.
It begins to look as if the homo
brewer would have to got some reliable
inforrtTTit:on from the department of
agriculture of the possibilities of back
yard hop growing.
A man in London was sentenced to
six months' imprisonment for pouring
n'l o' er a girl and then setting her on
fire. And yet some accuse the British
laws of being too drastic.
IJaby chick food. lhone
O'Bannon & Neuwanger.
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In not asking thnt Ksperanto be
made the official languare of the
League of Nat'ons, the Esperantists
overlooked a great opportunity.
While various animals per'sh to sat
isfy the enormous fashionable demand
for furs, a good many husbands think
they are the ones that are skinned.
An air passenger line is planned be-
tween Montreal and New York. It will
have its dangers, but it will be free
from danger of colliding with icebergs.
It may be true, as unofficial statisti-' Stock hogs wanted by the Nf
cians assert, that there is a falling off braska Land Co. 103-t
in d'vorees with the fall in prices, but i -
that will have to wait until the public i This world is evidently grovr:ry
recovers. I kinder. Few harsh things are said
. 'about even the Ben Davis apple now-
" Japan has shut down on silk pro- adays.
Tuiki h women are now showmg u0K are down lo a price that will
their faces, which is more than the I soon rm.hle almost any hou.ehol er
lurkish men have the nerve to do. j ftch home the bacon.
Babv chick food. .Phone 71.' "''v von thought of Kaster flow-
vn,n,m . v..t.... oi crs7 "e ,iave them- Alliance Flor
OHannon & euswanger. .U , ,..tN k; yest Third St. 31-34
The trouble comes when folks have
to iiquidate windy d bts with solid
products.
Ha by chick food. -Phone 71.
O'Bannon & Neuswanger. .11
Japan has sjuit dawn on silk
duction. We may now have to
our shirts off and go to work.
pro-take
e'll Put
You On
the Map
A few miles from a large and thriving city is a little
town that can't even be reached by the steam rail
roads. Yet on a-single day last summer enthusiastic
buyers from almost every state in the Union sought
it out and paid it a visit. What's more, on that single
day they spent, in that little hamlet, one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars !
What's the answer? Pure-breds. That town is
famous as a pure-bred center to cattle men it's one
of the most important spots on the map,
Pure-breds can do as much for
your community. They offer the
easiest, quickest and most profitable
program for building up a commu
nitya program which has pulled
whole counties out of the rut, put
towns on the map and brought finan
cial independence to thousands of
farmers. It is becoming clearer every
day that the future of cattle raising
as a profitable industry depends upon
an economical operation possible only
with pure blood. The beef growers
who survive in the face of high feed
costs, high freight rates, scarce labor,
and tight credit will be the pure-bred
farmers. And the communities that
are ready to supply the breeding
stock are sure of a lasting prosperity.
Yours can be one.
" In this final advertisement of a
series made possible by THE COUN
TRY Gentleman we wish to ex
press our appreciation of its coopera
tion by again urging you to send in,
today, $1.00 for 52 big issues, every
one of which you will enjoy and
profit by. Send your order today.
NEBRASKA SHORTHORN BREEDERS' ASSOCIATION
C. M. MCCARTHY, Secretary, York, Nebraska
THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN, Philadelphia, Pa.
I'm glad to ce you pushLig our organization with good advertising. And here's my dollar for a subscription
for one year, fifty-two issues. The two go well together.
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Do You Know
Who Pays For
Your Advertising?
DlD YOU KNOW that intelligent and judicious adver
tising doesn't cost the man who pays the bill a cent? Well,
then, who DOES pay for the Advertising if the merchant
himself doesn't? '
The unwise patrons of the storc.that is NOT advertised
are the persons who pay for advertising.
By advertising, a mer
chant increases his turn
overs and sells four or five
times as much merchan
dise as he would if he did
not advertise. The real
cost of selling that mer
chandise is reduced with
each turn-over! Thus, the
amount he invested in Ad
vertising comes back to
him and he is enabled to
do business on a clocer
margin of profit- on each
turn-over than the mer
chant who doesn't use Ad
vertising to increase the
volume of his business.
So, after-all, the merchant who advertises doesn't
pay for his advertisements; neither do his customrs.
It's the patrons of the UNADVERTISED store who pay
for them.
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