THE ALLIANCE ItEhALD. FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1021 TWO Olljr AUUutrr Hmxlh . . . i , . BURR PRINTING CO., Owners Entered at the postofTice at Alliance, Nob., for transmission through the muils n reconcl class natter. I'ul'l i--hol Tuesdays ami Friday. GEORC.K I HtRR, JR. Fditor EDWIN M. HL'RK Business Manager OiTiciul newspaK-r of the City of Alliance; official newspuer of Box Uulte County. Owned nnl pultlished by The Uurr Trintinj? Company, George l Hurr, Jr., 1'iesiilcnt; Edwin M. Uurr, Vice l'lesidet. WHY KIW ourselves: . A number of very worthy people have found cause for congratulation in the fact that Nebraska has fo few con vict., as compared with other ntates. Thin feeling of satisfaction received only a slight jolt through the an nouncement by prison official that the penitentiary was overcrowded, and the eo,uM that heritr. keep the pris oner in the county jails until accommodations can be made for them. "We Htill have Ich prisoner than most tate," is the jubilant cry. Nebraska has been operating under a parole law m long that previous legislatures can hardly be blamed for rot making the penitentiary larger. The prison reform ers have had their way almost undisputed until the past year, when public sentiment began to demand that pris oners remain in the state institution at least long enough to be able to give the food a good recommendation when they got out Naturally, when the number of paroles are cut down, the number of prisoners will increase. If the change of heart on the part of the parole board bids fair to be permanent, and indications are that this is the case, the legislature should take steps to provide plenty of room for all comers. Only a few months ago the people of Nebraska wereprivileged to" witness a sublime spec tacle the granting of several paroles because the peni tentiary was overcrowded. In our navy days, we had the pleasure of being in the only rest camp in the United States where there was not a single case of influenza. Our skipper, bless his heart, possessed only a stripe ami a half, and he wanted very much to be ranked a couple notches higher. He persuaded Admiral Oman, in charge of the district, to let him take a thousand men to camp during the epidemic, and started out to make a name for himself. The first night, as we recall, six men out of eight in our tent were taken ill with the influenza, but as fast as any of them took sick, they were sent by automobile to the base hospital at Newport. By the end of a month, the thousand men had dwindled to five hvndred, but the records showed, and probably still read that way, that there was never a single case of the disease at Camp Oman. across railroad tracks last year. In hundreds of cases, Irivers had fiom two to six people in their cars with them. The report also shows that in about 10 per cent of ibe. c aceii lents, th folks running the cars inlead of getting on tbe crossing and l'ing h t by ne vnine, had Lumped into the side of the train. Ju.t foi" onco, may we not be permitted to use the slang phrase, "Ami what do you know abotit thi.t?" In a great many cases, tfie parties in the automobiles were farmers. Many people 'who used o find life in the country a little dull and monotonous, have hiid a lot of pep and p)ewnr wHHed to eyiitne by the mir-TrrnffTWTilei n motor car. It is feared IJuii tuW: a number of them have lost their perspective and no inger ?ee things from a proper angle. If life is now rnv worth living, why not resolve to make, it last as lonjs as w e can 7 v 1 'She railroad crossing Is something different from any otltfr spot. The engineer of a fast train exjrt himself to tt through on time. Among the passengers on that trnai are people going to all soils of places', bent upon all ifrids of errands. And some of thm are 'going great distitx'es. To them' a little saving of time is a matter of continence. On the other hand, the business fpf the aver age Motorist Is not very pressing. Many a driver rushes h el tn skelter to beat his way over a crossing perhaps just leaking it by "the skin of his teeth" as tl! saying is. Afritrtd at the other side, the hurry is all ovtr, and Mr. Riskjnian just stops to watch the engine ana cars whiz past m. I ' Tlre are many thoughtful men anil woirijrn running motorcars. When he or she gets near the grae crossing, h shows a ' the time, CAPERS NEW AM) UNIQUE (Sioux City Record) This eighteenth amendment thing has certainly leen furnishing some interesting parades for the fellow who is .lis posed tn stand on the curb and watch the antics of this -cion of the original yap, Mr. Adam. One rather hates to admit it, of his fellow yap, out in the middle of n raekless, treeless, sun-baked desert, but never were such papers observed in the movements of our men of affairs. A camel doesn't get mysterious when he mns out of water he just toddles stolidly alonrr, anil if he don't "Aiun tn fin riuic in timf hi fm-na tiinlf trw lin tri the stars that twingle over the desert, the hot sand piles ip around his mortal remains and in time he becomes a wt rifled camel. What does man do, out here in this "ighteenth-amendment desert? Well, we ain't following lirn around to see what he does, but it don't take such an almighty sleuth to surmise what this fellow going down nto a dark corner of a garage, or gumshoeing into n -hicken coop, or inspecting an alley, is going down there for. Of course, under our benign government juri prudence, you have got to haul the man to a police station ind have a magistrate find him guilty of being soused to he gills vou have got to catch him w ith the goods either un him or' in him, and it would certainly start a scandal" lifp if our eighteenth-amendment sleuths actually and truly sleuthed. WW I! rrv sot there If an instant coming to attention. - Th correci (estimate of the value of life. Most there no train near enough to hinder prompt passage across fiie tracks. But all the same, close attention' is given and no chances taken. Theiity is that not all drivers are careful and that the nadessons of the result of too much hasjte and too little caution are written upon thousands of graves every year. . .. . The associated Press seems disturbed because ten thousand 'Chicagoans are following a life of (crime. If it's permissible to count bootleggers, the western Nebraska crime wirvp is nearly that extensive. 1 PUT UP THE BARS '! . . (TAirnr Howard, in Columbiii' TVIerrmfwl Often Jnile visiting Lincoln last week I hqard legis- this Jananese question, if do not claim to understand the question fully, nut I umutttantt t far enough to convince me'. .that it is DO YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE? It is a disturbing, yes, a horrifying fact, that 5,000 men, women and children were either killed or injured lators ea' 'that they did not understand Mtm. if fa 1 nigh time qr America to build some bars so nigh that no Jap acrobhti could leap over them. I surges t to those Nebraska l?rlslators who do not understand the! Japanese problem tlmt they might profit by calling a ;Columbus man Mr. dwin Chambers, down to Lincoln fbr a little talk on thH Jap problem. Mr. Chambers reBtly,- re turned from yapan. His testimony is that there is now in Japan an atmosphere of hatred toward Americans. Also he says the;)aps are very friendly toward tho English visitors. : Quite naturally. There has been formel between England amtlJapan an offensive and defensive alliance. If the Ameiilan government should foolishly cUncel the ten-billion-d3kir debt which England owes us, vei-y likely England woull tjuickly loan half the amount to Japan to be used in buikling a navy with which- to fight the United States as .sooit as England shall give permission. The man who sa.".4 he can see no menace in the Japanese problem neel rye treatment. v '- IMPERIAL THE&TER D 14th Episode of the "LOS CITY EILEEN PERCY- IN Her Hooor the Mayor" i v A Super Comedy in Six Big Reels. SPECIAL SATURDAY, MARCH 5th SPECIAL BERT LYTELL In the "PRICE f REDEMPTION" A DRAMA SO VITAL AND GRIPPING THAT IT WILL HOLD YOU TENSE AND BREATHLESS Comedy ' N O R T H WOOD'S" SUNDAY, MARCH 6th Elaine Hammerstein V -in The Point of View Comedy "DON'T TICKLE" 5,000 LAUGHS 5,000 MONDAY7MARCH 7th THE BIG NEW YORK COMEDY SUCCESS "A Shocking Night" King EDDIE POLO OF THE CIRCUS ii Ruinier Motor Co, r 1 1 In , lU Agent ' ' III CASE and. 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