THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1921
FIVE
RANDOM SHOTS
Possibly our sense of humor Is dis
torted, but the following from the pen
of a Bryan admirer and printed in
W. J. B.'s Commoner, strikes us as one
of the richest bits we have come across
in years:
"1 hope and trust to the good Lord
above us all that some time yet in the
future Mr. Itryan will be elected to the
high office of president of the United
States; then with all the purity and
goodness that he possesses he will
cause this land of ours to be a heaven
on earth so to speak."
The writer's name was given as J.
H. Kentner of Texas. It's a case of a
longhorn drawing the long bow.
Mr. Bryan is, of course, unable to
prevent his admirers from thinking
these things about him; he car.not stop
them from writing and using the
United States mails, but really, he
isn't forced to print this sort of slush.
We move that the word "gladsome"
be stricken from the dictionaries.
There's no chance for a democrat to
be gladsome for at least four years.
We're looking for the editor oY the
Hyannis Tribune to be shot or run out
of town. This i9 what the brute printed,
and you may interpret it in any way
you like:
"The Tribune is unable this week to
authentically announce any wddings
for the near future but unlets all
signs fail in pleasant weather there
will be a large demand for baby cabs
in the springtime."
Senator Terry Reed is the sole and
only member of the senate committee
on employes, and every job hunter
must get Reed's endorsement or go
without a job. The State Journal says
he has special training for the place,
having been superintendent of the
swine exhibit at the last state fair.
A Community Coal Bin.
Too many people seem to have the
idea that the home of "ye editor" is a
sort of a Christmas tree and run on the
cafeteria style at that. We take this
means of informing them to the con
trary, for while we may be like "Santa
Clause," Christmas comes but once a
year. And while we like to be as ac
commodating as possible, we feel we
must draw the line somewhere and if
those persons need any more coal they
had better buy it for we believe we
are just good enough shot to cause
them to spend ome time in vainly re
gretting that they were not equipped
with sheet iron trousers. Ansley
Herald.
"Ole," the schoolma'am, says that
she can keep a secret, all right, but
the people she tells it to can't.
Says the Antioch News, speaking of
a subscriber who has paid up: "He
is an honored worker in the Odd Fel
lows lode and attends church when
more important household duties do
not demand his attention." Shucks,
we go to church that often.
Three of the boys in the composing
room swore o)f smoking this week, and
each agroed that the one who first
returnpd to the use of the noxious
weed should pay twrmty-five smacks
apiece to the other two. This morning
the youngest one fell from grace, but
he refuses to pay on the ground that
they didn't catch him at it. Now
they're shadowing him day ami night
AT THE CHURCHES
BAPTIST CHURCH NOTES
The Baptist women's society will
meet at 2:30 Wednesday afternoon
with Mrs. J. F. Corp, 51t Niabrara.
METHODIST CHURCH NOTES
The ladies' aid society will meet at
Mrs. Oscar O'Bannon's home at 401
Emerson ave., Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs. K. A. Gilbert will act as hostess.
As this is the monthly b'lthday meet-i
ing, all those having birthdays in the!
month of January are especially in-,
vited. A very pleasant afternoon is
be'ng planned and all members and
friends of the chinch are invited.
seven acres and improvements.
There were a number of farmers
present and there was some discussion
in regard to holding a fair next tall.
The following officers and board of
directors were elected for the ensuing
year: I- H. Highland, president; C.
A. Newlerry, vice president; W. E.
Spencer, treasurer. Directors are: F.
K. Reddish. A. H. Grove, J. A. Hun
ter, L. J. Srhill. H. P. Coursey, A. D.
Rodger?, W. ). Spencer, J. A. Keegan,
W. C. Mounts, C. A. Newberry, J. W.
Guthrie. I.. H. Highland, C. E. Clough,
"John CVKeefe and E. T. Kibble.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH NOTES
The ladies' auxiliary will meet at
the home of Mrs. J. I.. Overman, (0i
Platte, on Wednesday afternoon. Roll
call, helpful household hints.
One of the best stories of last week
is told on City Attorney Metz, who a
few weeks ago made a great hit as
manager, for Matiffiff, the Persian
mystic, at the Elks minstrel. When
Councilman Johnson ask Mr. Mctz his
opinion of the legality of the city
manager election, the city attorney put
on his legal air and said, with dignity
and emphasis: "Gentlemen, I'm not
prepared to say, without looking the
matter up further. OlVhand, I am of
the opinion it was perfectly legal.
However, I am frank in saying that it
will take, not days, but weeks to look
it up." And from a far corner of
the room came a voice, reminiscent
of the Elks ministrH: "He never fails!
He never fails!"
EPISCOPAL CHURCH NOTES
St. Matthew's guild will meet on
Wednesday at the parish house. Mrs.
Marvin Dickinson will act as hostess.
The Sewing Circle will meet with
Mrs. Harnett this week.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH NOTES
The ladies' circle will meet Wednes
day afternoon at the Christian church.
Everyone remember to bring thimbles
and crochet hooks.
Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Harper left
Monday night for Denver on a busi
ness trip.
FAIR ASSOICATIOH HELD
ITS ANNUAL MEETING
William Newman of Yale Siding,
whose right eye was injured a few
days ago when struck by a nail, will
not lose the sight of either, as had
been feared by the' attending physi
cian. He is making a good recovery.
If you have been waiting for
beauty work, make an appoint
ment soon. The parlor o?ns
Thursday of this week. 15
The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Box Butte county fair
association was held in the city hall
Saturday night. A large number were
present. The secretary gave a report
of receipts and expenditures for the
last year which showed all the lots
ami twenty-nine shares of stock so'd,
and an indebtedness of $039, the bal-
i ance due for lumber on new barns
! built last June for the races. The
chamber of commerce expects to take
care of that by the sale of some more
; of the stock, which will leave the asso
ciation out of debt, and with twenty-
YO'dNS MAN WAS GIVEN A
STIFF FI!!E FOR INTOXICATION
Gladstone Spencer, an Alliance
outh, drew a fine of $'.() and costs in
county court yesterday morning,
Judge Tash assessed the maximuri
penalty when be pleaded iruilty to a
charge of intoxication. Following the
trial, Judue Tash informed him of his
rights under the prohibition enforce
ment laws of the state and to'd him
that if he would divulge the name of
the person from whom he had pur
chased the liquor, the fine would be
remitted. Young Spencer elected to
iay the fine.
Last Friday evening, at the basket
ball game, two or three young men
appeared at the hijrh school gymnas
ium in a state of hilarious intoxica
tion. Spencer was perhaps the worst
of the lot. He had hardly gained his
peat than he began to cut up, and his
efforts ended by his being ejected
from the building, after he had struck
Professor W. R. Pate, and damaged
the eye of W. E. Spencer, who was a
volunteer assistant in the ejection,
Barnes, the wrestler, assisted in get
ting him under control.
Spencer was arrested by Sheriff
Miller Sunday afternoon, and spent
the night in the county bastile.
SUSPECT IN ROBBERY
IS FIO AS VAGABOND
The discovery on Tuesday morning
of last week of articles missing from
King's Corner, together with the find
ing of several loose boards on a back
window of that place let to the arrest
of Joe Thomas, who says he is from
Bayard, recently an inhabitant of Alli
ance because he was not particularly
wanted in the former city.
A sweater of peculiar shade, be
longing to the porter at King's Corner, week.
RAILROAD NOTES
Blarksmith Tommy Griffin has re
signed and is leaving soon for New
Mexico, where he will take Up a posi
tion as blacksmith.
Fireman Charles Cole left Saturday
for Denver where he expects to stay
for some time.
F'ipmiin Van Skikes is on the sick
list this week.
T. i-;. Paradise, assistant superin
tendent of motive owrr, was in Alli
ance Monday.
n liainlors was in Denver last
Mrs. A. G. Smart has been spending
the past week with friends in Colorado
Springs.
Announcing the re-opening of
the McVicker Reautv parlor on
Thursday of this week ' 15
FOR RENT Two light housekeeping
rooms, modern. 215 Yellowstone.
Phone R2!. . 15tf
Announcing the Opening of
Pern Garden
ne
fO A .
of The Alliance Hotel, on
m t . rs
my 9 January
There will be dancing and refreshments on Alliance's finest dance floor. Special decorations
have been arranged for, to give our patrons a delightfully pleasant evening's entertainment.
You'll be pleased with the music, too, in the . : ,
Alliance Hotel Orchestra
Under the Personal Management of "Billy" Ackerman of Bridgeport
Music Starts at 8:30
1 A DINNER EXTRAORDINARY IN THE
Palm Room
Sunday, Jan. 23
from 5:30 to 8:30 $1.25 per Plate
A Special Shipment from Seattle, Washington, of
Alaskan Reindeer
will be served to our Alliance patrons. ,
Special Music
The above extra special dinner will be In addition
to the Special Sunday Dinner. Patrons
may choose either.
Don't Overlook an Evening Like This
NOTHING HAS BEEN SPARED TO MAKE
The
Fern Garden
ATTRACTIVE
The finese dance floor obtainable has been laid,
together with special appropriate decorations will make
THE FERN GARDEN doubly attractive to both
younger and older sets.
This room is available for any occasion where
banqueting and dancing may be combined. Private
receptions, organization dinners, etc, will find it ideal
THE
ALLIANCE
J. M. MILLER, Proprietor
HOTEL
was taken, together with $1.00 or $ 1.00
in pennies. The sweater wns found In
the possession of Thomas, but he
maintains he nought it of a store, in
Penver. The garment was identified
ly its rolor and an odd ; haed hole in
me of the sleeves.
Thomas was first taken to County
Attorney I.ee Hasye who gave it as his
opinion there whs not suincirnt ei
denre to prosecute him for the theft
of the sweater. The prisoner wa then
charged with being a vagabond, fined,
and is now engaged in working out the
fine.
Thomas explain. his departure from
Bayard by claiming that he squeeled
on some Mexican bootleggers there
and was warned by the judge that he
had better leave Bayard or he would
be in danger of his life. In his pos
sessions were found several cancelled
checks on Bayard banks, together with
a letter from Huyler Brothers of the
same placo advising him that he "bet
ter shake it, in and square up his check
before it was too late."
DR. ROWMAN oflice in First
National Rank Ruilding. 8tf
IMPERIAL'S NEW ORGAN
NOW BEING INSTALLED
The new pipe organ for the Imperial
arrived Monday, and the work of in
stallation of the new instrument be
gan Tuesday morning. It is hoped to
have the first public concert on Lin
coln day, February 12. The present
organ will remain in use while the
new one is being placed.
The new organ will cost in the
neighborhood of $20,000 and the work 1 Penver.
1 1...11.t Ml . 1 1 1 ' ' -
ui inskuiiuuon win taxe wiree men
twenty-five days. The instrument has I
every attachment that a pipe organ '
can have, and is of the class that is j
ordinarily to be found only in the
large cities. The nearest one is in
Des Moines, la., and machines of tin
same model are in the Majestic theatre !
in New York City and the Rivoli in '
Los Angeles, as well as in a Chicago
theatre. The organ that the Imperial ,
1 1 i i .i i
Traveling Agent J. J. Waddell an J
Tin monster J. B. I'enton returned
I'rom l!:i'cnn:i wheie they have been
holding Book of Rule school.
Charles Parvcau, stationary fire
man, is on the sick list this week.
James McC'onnelly left for Chicago
on aciount of the illness of a relative.
Mrs. W. W. Kennedy returned from
Glcncross, Wyo., this week.
Troy Sunders went to Omaha Satur
day for a few days.
J. L. Waggoner went to Kdgemont
.Sunday for a special welding job.
I'.ngireer Joe Logan, who has been
hold ng a turn at Peadwood returned
to Alliance this week.
Fireman Don Garrison was in Alli
ance one day last week.
Hostler Clarence Wheeler and wifo
are spending a few days in Denver.
George Nation spent a couple of
days in Denver last week.
Tom Carroll is spending a few,daya
in Denver this week.
Boiler-maker II. 11. Blume la on tha
sick list this week.
John Weber is leaving this week for
St Louis.
W. It. Mullane left the latter part
of the week for Kdgemont, where he
will again take up his duties as an
electrician.
J. J. Ryan expects to leave Boon for
Master Mechanic Irwin ppent a few
days in Lincoln on company business
last week.
F.ngine 4101, oil burner, will go into
Havelock this week for general re
pairs. Miss Mary Cusick who formerly
worked in the yard office is in Alliance
for a few days on her way home to
Newcastle after attending school in
will have will be more modern than
that in the Isis in Penver. t
Stock hogs wanted by the Ne- j
iraska Land Company. 103-tf
MEMBERSHIP C5UNCIL OF i
THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE'
.. !
The following have been selected
for the memberslrp council of the Al
liance chamber of comnercc, and will
meet with the board of directors on:e
a month to discuss all matters pertain
'nor to the betterment of the cortimer
rial and .-ocial eond'l'o is or the city: j
From the Roary club Fred W.
Ihiitvs Dr. .1. I'. Maxfield.
Woman's cluU Mr?, S. W. Thomp
son, Mrs-. J. A. Mallery.
Volunteer Firemen Dr. G. J. Hard
P. V.. Romig.
Labor organizations II. D. Hacker,
George E. Davis. (
The first meeting of the membership
council was held lat evening, at which
time they discussed the proposed wel
fare ordinance, the problem of sewage
disposal and the vocational night
school.
THE BEST WATCH
REPAIRING
Qur facilities for repairing
watches leave nothing
more to Ik; desired on your
part.
The work is done by a high
ly skilled watchmaker on a
basis that makes it to his
interests to do his best
work, and carefully inspect
it before calling the job fin
ished. Standard parts and materi
als are used. The market
hs none l?tter.
Prices are based on actual
cost to allow us a very rea
sonable profit and 1 down
right economy for you.
We want your repair work,
and make it worth your
while to bring it to us.
Stock hogs wanted by the Ne
braska Land Co. 103-tf
Announcing the re-opening of
the MeYicker Reautv parlor on
Thursday of this week 15
NOTICE TO PROPERTY
OWNERS IN ALLIANCE
Piunsuick ponographs'
Watch Inspectorft&Q
HARRY K. ROSKTTA
Landscape Architect and Gardener.
12l'j Box Unite Ave., Alliance.
I have had fifteen years experience; (
am a graduate or the i,os Angeles
school and make a specialty of wct-,
ern grown shrubbery. I furnish all '
stock. I have the latest designs in i
animals, birds, monograms, fancy fig- (
ures. 1 do all my own graiung oi
shrubbery and carry a full line of
trees, shrubs, vines, plants, grafted
roots, lilacs, etc, growing two to four
different blooms on the same bush
something beautiful. I also have the
famous Jap blue grass. It looks like a
velvet carpet and is a deep rooted
grass that stays green all summer
and does not winter kill. I make all
fancy designs and guarantee my stock
to grow and Alliance needs me. I am
here to stay. Let me make an ex
amination of your soil, draw a sketch
free of charge and show you what can
be made of your lawn. I also carry a
full line of house and garden plants.
See me now for your spring" work. I
can make your place just as nice as
any home in California. I oversee all
my planting and the care of same for
the summer. Can give the best or
references from Denver, Salt Lake
City, Los Angeles, Colorado Springs
and Des Moines, Iowa. No Job too
large or too sma.lL Phone 716 or call
124 H Box Butte avenue, Room L
Yours for better home,
14tf HARRY XL EOSETTA.
Imperial
Theater
Tonight, Tuesday 18
J. Warren Kerrigan
and his own company in
THE JOYOUS LIAR
USUAL COMEDY
Regular Admission
Wednesday, Jam 19
Alice Joyce
in
"THE SPORTING
DUCHESS"
USUAL COJIEDY
Regular Admission
Thursday, Jaiu 20th
"GO AND GET JT
Special
