HIE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1920.
SEVEN"
COMMENT & DISCOMMENT
All Cupid could do was to fit another
arrow to his bow and go forth to find
other victims.
It'a unfortunate that the Greeks,
when their livelv imaginations neonled
Mount Olympus, didn't list Cupid And a11 this introduction is put In
anon th Gods, and iriv him littl. 1 merely to show you we think some-
habit, and not because the lips ai
especially sensitive. To excite the
same sensation, he says, all that is
necessary is kiss harder. Thus if a
kiss on the lips exerts a force equal
to five milligrams, the same effect
would be secured by impressing a kiss
mam ntv it i. k.' 1 thinir ouirht to be done in the case of.
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eti Irt whose hous nml arrnm ran rroi. Adouaru naiespine. we
make two souls beat as one for a little have EtWie pronouce that name, no
while. You know how those old chro-1 w tan pnun n m 11 we ever happen to
mos used to show Cupid in tears meet him- Adouard has just been ac-
cumoi iniriy-mree pajres ia some
journal of political or domestic science
in which he puts forth his views con
cerning the kiss. An eighteen-year-old
school girl really knows more
about the matter than does the pon
derous professor despite all his learn
ing. Even if he should, by some hook
. crouK, know more about it than
she does, all we can say is that she
puts it to better use.
?when two lovers were quarreling.
fiist of the gods had the power, did
jthey choose, to enforce their decrees.
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BARGAINS
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on the forehead, temples, nose, and
cheeKs; three milligrams on the palm
of the hand or the neck; five milli
grams on the eyelids, and fifteen mil
ligrams on the palm of the index finger.
Duy different things this
year. Oriental articles make
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Silk Kimonas,
Silk Underwear
Bungalow Aprons.
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For Adouard, wretched mortal that
he is, attempted to lay waste Arcady.
The kiss wasn't made to write about,
only in the proper vein. He analjzes'
it, dissects it the poor prune even
weigns it. And after he has discuss-.
ed it from all angles, he presents his
conclusions, which are interesting as
showing just how far misguided zeal
may lead an otherwise sensible man
astray.
All these figures may seem like
nonsense, but there is a lesson con
tained therein, nevertheless. These
figures show futility of kissing our
beloved on the palm of the index fin
ger. It requires too heavy a kiss foi
the good you get out of it. Save your
self labor by kising where the great
est effect is produced through the
lc. t effort. If kistcs arc h;.rd to ptct, j
'place them where they will do the
most good. According to these fig
ures, instead of two kisses on the lij ,
you will be entitled to five on the
i..v-1-K. , or mret-e on the neck. It's
worth going into.
m.
ap-
1920 at the hour of ten o clock a
when all persons interested may
pear and contest the same.
IRA E. TASH, County Judge.
LEE BASYE, Attorney. Dec.3-24
NOTICE
U. S. Land Office at Alliance, Nebraska.
Notice is hereby given that Mar
garet E. Burke, of Alliance, Nebras
ka, who, on October lith, 1917, made
Homestead entry, No. 018356, for the"
EAST HALF of Section 20, Township
23 North, Range 60 West of Sixth
Principal Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make final three-year
rroof, to establish claim to tha land
above described, before the Register
and Rece'ver of the United State
land Office, at Alliance, Nebranfla,
on the KtRhth day of January, 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses
George Burke, Charles Tierman, John
T. Burke and John Murphy, all of Al
liance, Nebraska.
T. J. O'KEEFE, Register.
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I The Oriental Store 8 ' natural act but
5 n- if n a i Adouard. None
ii. it ueniier.
not, fundamentally, a
an acquired art, says
newly bnrn babe knows
anything about it, he declares. Persons
ki.-s on the lips from mere force of
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Cold kisses are very disagreeable,
the professor says. One's lips should
be warm to get the full value of it.
And yet hundreds of misguided young
lovers rather fancy kissing in the rain
or th parks, or on the lake, where
their kisses must be discounted fully
t.i.y per cent.
Exaggeration is almost always hu
morous, whether on is referring to the
city manager plan of city government,
circulation figures, or less weighty
matters. Our eye has failed upon
the following account of a wedding,
which was published as reproduced
below in the Rainer Review an Oregon
weekly, the editor of which must have
been laying off mere water on press
day:
"One of the Most Beautiful Wed
dings was held at the Mountain home
of Mr. and Mrs. D. B. Wooten. The
event being the Marriage af their
daughter Naomi to Edward Rciben,
one of Washington countys most Res
pected farmers.
"The large front room was most
beautifully decorated, having a large
arch across one end of the room,
arch acros one end of the room. Rep
presenting the wildwood and Edenic
beauty and nature of which the Bride
is so fond. The ceremony was con
ducted by Rev. Andrew Carrick of
Portland. The Wedding March being
played by Mrs. L. M. Wooten. The
Bride Marching on the arm of her
father who gave her away folowed by
Bridesmaid and Best Man. The Groom
rrrrr 0ut of a' side room through the
Woodland arch to receive her at the
Alter, u raped in natures cloths upon
which layed the massive Bible Where
they came to pledge their troth of life
through joy an sorrow in wealth or
woe as God saw fit to guide them in
whom they put their trust. The bride
was attired in a beautiful White Crepe
Deshine Bridal Costume large flowing
vail, and carried a large bouquet of
White roses. The Groom was attired
in a beautiful Blue Serge suit. The
Best man Otto Rieben was dressed
for the occasion and carried the ring.
The Brides Maid Miss Bertha Hesse
wore a pink Crepe Dechine dress.
And carried a bouquet of pink roses.
After the ceremony Mrs. Woosten
spread the festival board with the
many delicatesion of which she is a
past Mistress. The Bridal cake was
the hist work in Bridal cake. All were
in the festival mood and said that they
considered it the most enjoyable day
of their lives."
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IF WE LEFT "THEM" UNTOLD
I rushed right up to the mouth of
the cannon! (But it wasn't loaded.)"
"I gently slipped my arm about her
slender waist and pressed my lips to
her velvety cheek. (But she was my
sister.)"
"Not once did I flinch as I faced
the roaring lion, even though there
was a bare ten fet between us. (He
was in a cage.)"
"The airplane swerved, dipped and
made a peculiar spiral, and 1 realized
that the machine was beyond my con
trol. However, I never once lost my
nerve. (I was watching the machine
from the ground.)"
"She was at the door bag in hand,
defiance in every line of her features.
After one agonizing moment she turn
ed the knob and passed out, and, with
a sinking feeling of the heart, I real
ized that she had gone from me for
ever. She was the cook.)"
"I had slept soundly, and the build
ing wa sa seething furnace when I
staggered to the window. 'Jump!
Jump!' voices shouted, and I felt a
thousand eyes focused upon me.
Mounting the sill, I closed my eyes
and leaped far out. (It was only four
feet to the ground.)"
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Notice of Hearing on Final Account
and Petition For Distribution
In The County Court of Box Butte
County, Nebraska.
In the matter of the estate of Louis
Smith, deceased.
Notice is hereby given to all persons
interested in the above estate that
George D. Darling has filed his final
report and a petition for distribution
of the residue of said estate and for
a discharge as such administrator.
It is ordered that a hearing be had
on said account and petition befor
said court at the countv court tnnm in
the city of Aliance, Box Butte, county,
Neb., on the 27th day of December,
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