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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (June 22, 1920)
TUB ALUANTK HKftAtAV tUKsIUV. 10NR 22, 1!W Random Shots 'The Harvard Bachelors Union passed resolutions this week strongly condemning Alliance authorities for refusing to permit spooning around the court house. The general feel ing among the members of the union Is that the Alliance authorities are setting too domed smart Harry Wilson says he wouldn't lire In that town on a bet. Harvard Courier. An Alliance queen was entertain ing her sweetheart the other evening, but he was feeling out of sorts. This Is the way she told it to her friend the next day: "He said he had a tieadache, and so he put on his shoes .and went home." , Comfort? Certainly. ; j HINT TO THFJ WBATHY An angry man Is like a full kittle the ' more he bolls, the more he slops over; Two colored men were arguing the other day In a secluded spot on Box Butte. Each was telling the other what he'd do to him. "Niggah," said vug wa tut i s a was rkuji pestlratlng, Ah'Il wrap dis yere shov el around your neck so hard that you'll have to get a blacksmith to tut it off." EVERYBODY HATTY Brother's lost a button from his $14 shirt, ., - "t Mother's sewing fasteners on her $4 0 skirt. Sister's nice and comfy In her $90 fur, , . And father works ilk 0 for his $10 Per- Wouldn't it be a pious Idea to get the city's street sprinkler Into com mission or the race meet? ' Henry Ford's weekly editorially remarks: "There Is no disgrace In being honestly wealthy." We'll take his word for It. Brother Sweet of the Nebraska City Tress says that women can keep a secret, and points to the fact that no mere man has ever discov ered what the letters "P. E. O.", the name of a woman's secret society, stand for. Here's where we tell the world. The real meaning of those mystic letters Is: "Protect Each Other." TO CONVENTION VISITORS We cordially invite a call at our store' MALLERY Grocery Co. ' QUALITY GROCERIES S a faet Mose Goldberg, who sells 'em In Nebraska City, says that the mystic letters B. V. D. stand for "Button Way Down." What's funny about that? TUB NOOSE FOR THIS MAN mere is a new "News" reporter with a nose for new news, and a nosy newsie who knows all the new newsy news. Now the reporter with the news nose knows the newsy new news the new newsy newsie knowns Is new news to the newsy nose of the new "News." (Oh, well, finish it up for yourself, you know how It goes.) Kalkaska (Mich.) Leader. George Darling told us yesterday: "Today Is the day when women talk the most" June 21. you know. Is the Inn rout day in the year. TODAY'S IlKST STORY In a British railway carrlae. of the type known as "American" because unlike the majority of cars it has an aisle the length of the car, two United States soldiers t l m t . . in kuski were standing in tne aisle. Nearby were seated a prim and elderly English lady and her daughter, who were gathering their belonging, nrpnnrlntr tn n- light at the next station. Sudden ly the lady nudged her daughter and whispered: "Mary, mind what I say! When we get off do just as I do. I can't tell you why Just now." Daughter . obeyed and both ladies left the train as If de parting from the presence of royalty. Safely arrived on the platform, the daughter naturally asked' why. "Mary," said her mother, "you saw those- two American soldiers; they call them doughboys, I be lieve. Well, when we started to ret out I overheard one of them say to the other: "When those two dames get off we'll pinch their seats!" How Noted Vet. Gets Rid of Rain Farmers Heed Dr. II. H. Butler says, "I use RAT- SNAP around my hospitals every three months, whether I see rats or not. It does the work RAT-SNAP gets them every tlue. I recommend it to everybody having rats." Don't wait until there Is a brood of rats, act immediately yon see the flrBt one. Threto sizes, 25c, 60c, $1.00. Sold and guaranteed by F.- E. Holsten. 66-61 Markers and sorters wanted, male or female. Alliance Steam Laundry. It's Hard To Get . v v ( For several months the question of coal supply has been at times enough to make deal ers and consumers wonder whero their next, car or ton was coming from. Just at present Mclick & Stephenson have been extra fortunate, not only to line up with an exceptionally pood coal MOFFAT COAL but can fill your order for a short time in almost any quantity. This is a strictly high grade coal, that will meet your highest requirements. Phone 71 and let us tell you about it. Other kinds of coal we handlo both satisfaction givers are KIRBY AND OLL CREEK We are headquarters for the famous CURTIS BEST Flour. We can supply your vants at all times. Mclick & Stephenson, successors to O'Bannon Bros., conduct a general wholesale and retail business in GRAIN AND FEED Anything in our line will be kept in season. Make it a point to call on us the next time you have need for something we sell. We liko new business as well as old, and try our best to handle both satisfactorily. A Special Invitation Is Extended to Race Ilorso Men. "Wick &. Steeheesoe 204 West Third Street Alliance, Nebr. K eady for the Race Meet We Have What You Want In Our Line Everything To Make The, Hours Speed-Instant Service-- The Coolest Place in Town I am wholesaler of the famous Hek Near Beer C ONCESSIONARIES TAKE NOTICE-and Richardsons Maid of Honor Crushed Fruit To those who conduct stands my wholesale stock of RICHARDSON'S CRUSHED FRUITS, as well as Cones, Etc., of fersv a chance to play safe. See Me Sure If You PJan to Run a Stand HEK Drink It and Keep Cool " A Very ttear Beer" In ancient days the Cereal Beverage of the Egypt ians, today the wholesome soft drink of the Ameri can people. Wholesale and Retail Sold Exclusively Here i - Cigars and Tobaccos Candy Pipes The leading brands of cigars and tobaccos. You Woodward 'g Fine Candies. All high grade most complete line in the city. Get want prompt - service during the races You'll get it I carry a line of Woodward's box candies. Try a your gentleman friend that pipe he has been wanting for here. , package of "Twin-Eights" or "Chocolate Cherries." weeks. , . s I i ... Lunches To please the most refined, everything will be ready Chicken Sandwich, Special. 35 feet of counter. No waits, but you get prompt and appreciative service. $800 Billiard Tablet $800 Finest this side of Lincoln The latest model, most scientifically constructed table that can be bought today. . Play on it. Use It Once and You'll Want no Other. Soda Fountain ' Enlarged counter space and added help will give you almost instant service. Our regular fine fountain menu and CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM. PINEAPPLE ICE. - 202 Box Butte Alliance JOE SMITH ONLY BILLIARD PARLOR ON THE CORNER. NO RAISE IN PRICE