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THE ALLIANCE HERALD FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1920.
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Punk IWtry of ?
There I a pujr names KfJIb Cjrivi-
rovsang,
When lie cuhscs he says "(tosh, nee or j
dang;
lie runs like a turtle and Jumps like
a rock,
And I think that the weight Is all in
tils sork;
His nose Is the prominent thing on
his face
And his mouth takes up all the other
space;
Ills eyes are green and blue and
black,
And the point of his shoe is sharp as
a tark;
Ills brains sint any blgpern' an ant,
And when ho comes to a hard prob
lem, he says he can't.
Uy William.
Punk Poetry of Herbert
Ole Herbert, ole Herbert he went out
to skate,
'lie took a tumble an' fell on his
pate
An' when I says, "You should hire a
hearse,"
He In mediately got up an' began to
curse;
He finally got up again and on the
Ice started to roam,
When all of a sudden we heard I
shock an' there he waa on hi
dome.
By Paul.
p. "Why does Chick wear that
little lldT"
W. "Because If it were a little
lieavler It would break through the
thin crust of his brainless bead."
Paul "Why Is Verne ao anxious
to get a job at the show taking
tickets?"
Wlllum "So the girls will get in
free."
If you feel awful lonely and don't
know what to do,
Buy one of our papers and soe what
relief It brings to you.
It tells of the kids that are punk in
school,
Also of ones with shaggy wool.
It tells of every crazy hick,
Who gets pale when it comes to
arithmetic.
And then it has poems, jokes and
rhymes,
And gets news out before The Her
ald or Times.
By Willum.
Taul "Why does every dog fol-v
low that guy?"
Willum "1 dunno, but they all
Seem to know their near relations."
Reported by J- ! tt'iiertck, bond
ed abstracter. First National bank
bu IcMng, Alliance. Neb.:
Kella T. Johnson anl hu band to
Mirtha J. riunibc, lot 7, block 8,
second addition to AU'ance, 16,000.
Anderson D. King, angle, to
Frank I OHen, SV4 of NV4 f ec- i
Ion 31, lowimhlp 26, range 49, $1.
Box Butte County Fair association
o Tom Stalos, lots 10 and 11, block
3, Falrview addition to Alliarce,
$230.
Tom Stalos, single, to fjonley M.l
ler, lot 10 and south hilf of lot 11,
block 3, Falrview addition to Alli
ance, $196.
Lillle C. Carmlcle, widow, to A. B.
Wheeler, lot 91, county addition to
Alliance, $2,500.
A. B. Wheeler and wife to Frank
L. Oranger, lot 91, county addition
to Alliance, $3,100.
Frank L. Olsen and wife to Allie
If. Mabin. SH of NW4 of section
31, 26-29, $1.
Frank S. Safranek to W. Z. Emer
Bim, one-half Interest in NWH of
3-24-51, $1,000.
A. C. Bullock and wife to II. 8.
Keane, SEVi of section 8, 27-52, $4,
000. William Davidson to Fred Craw
ford. NE4 of 24-25-51, $3,200.
William Edward King, single, to
John M. King, quit claim deed to
SE14 32-25-48, $1.
John M. King, single to William
Edward King, Quit claim deed, WV4
of NV4. 6-24-48, and NU of NE
1-24-49, $1.
Belle M. Wood and Wilma M.
Wood to Delia W. Strong, lot 4, block
2, Wyoming addition to Alliance,
$6,000.
N. P. Dodge, jr., and wife to Ed
ward Mathews, lots 248 and 249,
Belmont addition to Alliance, $235.
Albert C. Reynolds and wife to Au
gust Deltchler, E of 2-27-52, $1,
200. John O'Keefe and wife to John
Henderson, SE4 of section 10, 24
52, $1,600.
James A. Baxter and wife to W.
E. Olllett, lot 9, block 6, Johnston's
addition to Alliance, $175.
Sarah A. Oilleran, single, to H. A.
Copsey, lot 15, block 15, original
town of Alliance, $12,500.
Cyres W. Guile and wife to Wil
liam M. Pruden. SW4 17, NW4 20,
all In 27-51, $9,600.
Nellie Kiektn and husband to Al
bert E. Magnuson, NE4 of 28-26-48,
5,440.
James Graham, widower, to E. M.
Reynolds, lots 7, 8. 9, block 21, town
of llemingford, $100. x
R. E. Knight and wife to Alliance
Home Builders association, a part of
SVi or SE4 of 36-25-48. $1.
David MarBh and wife to Henry
BoBtron, lots 5 and 6, block 1, Hitch
cock, Hills and Snedeker's addition
to Alliance, $1,400.
N. P. Dodge, Jr., and wife to W.
L. Lorance, lots 69 and 70, Belmont
addition to Alliance, $410.
N. P. Dodge, Jr., and wife to Lizzie
M. Lorance, lot 68, Belmont addition
to Alliance, $175.
N. P. Dodge, Jr., and wife to Jessie
11. Chllnon, lot 67, Belmont addition
to Alliance, $170.
F. M. Knight, single, to R. Jerome
Fleming, lot 9, block H, Sheridan
addition to Alliance, $450.
Charlotte Watklns, widow, to John
E. Henneberry. lot 5, block 1, Hill's
addition to Alliance, $75.
WHAT KVKItY VETERAN KNOWS
That propagandist! taught us to
hate and drlllmastefs taught us to
kill. We will glady forget hating
and killing If the propagandists and
drlllmasters will let us.
That the fight between capital and
labor is based on the selfishness and
greed of men. We are frequently
forced to take sides In It, according
to our position in life at the moment
but we yearn with all the earnestness
In our being for a condition of soci
ety in which we might freely guide
our life by ambition, truth, energy
and the love of God, home and coun
try, Instead of engaging In a class
struggle to take something away
from another class for the benefit of
our class.
That one way to prevent war Is to
take all the profit out of It.
That If we had the eloquence of
Jesus of Nazareth we would plead
with those of our brethren who have
profited by war, so that they would
with gladness of heart and a free
spirit give all that they have profited
to the end of making war Impos
sible. That Andrew Carnegie, whtf made
a fortune manufacturing the tools of
war, was unable to prevent war by
the spending of a part of that for
tune. That all of the material prosperity
in the world is not on?-half so pre
cious to the mother of one who lies
in France as a single hair of her
son's head.
That taking a profit from war and
from the tools of war Is taking a
profit from death.
That we did not fight and Har
well because we hated the enemy.
We fought well because we loved
truth, courage and the Ideals of a
free people. Our comrades died well
because they believed In us, our
cause and our victory. Unless our
country is true to those Ideals we
fought in vain. The Stars and
Stripes.
92.00 now l:i.fiO March 1.
Glcisscs
DRAKE & DRAKE Accurately Fitted
OPTOMETRISTS " " ""IK Br"""
813 H Box Butte Ave. Phone 121
Paul "Why are you looking so
pale lately. Bill?"
Bill "Oh, I'm afraid our BChool
Is going to blow up."
Paul "Why?"
Bill "Oh, because the girls carry
bo much powder."
For Sale A good picture machine
With a good supply of films; cheap;
Cotton Seed Cake and Meal
IMMEDIATE AND FJ'ITKK SHIPMENT
We have a few cars enroute for q lick delivery. Wire for delivered
price on Meal, Cake or Hulls.
Choctaw Sales Company
Stock Yards '.
Denver, Colo,
Stock Yards
Kansas City, Mo.
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"He says I'm a good skate"
Chesterfield
A REAL pal that's Chesterfield. Look
at its record. Three million smokers
less than five years on the market! Two
words explain It "They Satisfy.'
Our expert buyers in the Orient select for
Chesterfields only the finest grade of the
four choicest varieties of Turkish tobacco.
To these are added the best of mild but
full-bodied Domestic leaf.
But, In the end, it's the blend that makes
Chesterfields "satisfy." And the blend our
private formula cannot be cooied.
Extra wrapper of moisture-proof
paper seals in the flavor.
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Tractor School
" FEB. 24-25-26
Three Days Chuck Full of Informa
tion on Farming Equipment
MELICK & REDMON
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
BOYS AND GIRLS
of Box Butte County
Boys and Girls get busy on the Melick & Redmon
contest. Send in the best 5 reasons and cop that
$25.00. It's easy.
MELICK & REDMON
the new Implement firm of Alliance and Hem
ingford, is going to make you a nice present a"nd
here it is
$25.00 First Prize
$15.00 Second Prize
$10.00 Third Prize
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Mr. Shoecraft, Manager E-B. Tractor Company
of Omaha, has added a fine Kodak to the Boy or
Girl winning the First prize.
To win any of the above prizes all you have to
do is to give us the FIVE BEST REASONS why
your father, Brother or Neighbor should buy the
EMERSON TRACTOR AND THREE BOTTOM
PLOW.
A TIP. Ask your Father or Brother to help you win the money find then
read the Printed matter over carefully. The Emerson Co. will send this to
you FREE If you don't receive it, call at our office for it all you have to
do is to Head and Think. As fast as you get the Reasons completed mail to
this office and MARK (REASONS). They will be opened ou the last day of
our BIO THREE DAY OPENING, the date of which will be FEBRUARY
24, 25 AND 26.
Mr. Shoecraft, manner of the EMERSON CO., OMAIIA, will act as one
of the judges, assist 1 h n.o Alliance Business Men, to be named later.
Any Boy or Girl under SEVENTEEN and who lives on a farm in Box
Butte County will l I L-'tU. and we want every odc of you to try to win
this PRIZE. NOW (,,.: r.rsy AND MAKE UP YOUR REASONS.
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