THE ALLIANCE HERALD, ALLIANCE, frKBRASKA. DKCKMIHSK 30, 1919. ' TIIRJ&9 I; '5 J I .4 i- ' 4 m u .J J 1 j j Till: SKVl'.N'-YKAIl ITCH (If You (Jot It Once You Never Want It Again) This new department of The Her ald is a verbatim copy of a regular newspaper typewritten by two grade school students in Alliance. It conies out once each week, and is freely sold at 2 cents per copy or 25 cents each school year. We be lieve it is worth all the money it costs nnrf then noine and we lioe to persuade the editors to let us keep on reprinting it. You understand, of course, that we are changing the names, because all the characters herein are well known in the kid world, but aside from that the re production is as faithful as we can make it. The editors style them selves Brainless Bill and Tunk Taul. Read and enjoy it. And while his head Is not big he wears a big cap; To hold all his lice and some bed bugs to, That live on hia head in his china man's cue. T1IK END. THE END. By the taste or it 1 thirl" II spit in the water the boys arink. KEAI, INSTATE TKAXSKI JW 2c 2c 2c 2c 25c a year 8c per month W. . All this gentleman needs to wear Is a nice little ribbon to tie up his hair; A nice little smell comes out of his shoe; He's got a very good nose and his eyes are of blue; He's a wlzzard in school, never misses a thing, And I guess we all no how he can Blng; He's sure a born artist his drawings show that, v He draws wonderful pictures just like a cat; His solid ivory dome is of very good dope, And by the looks of his hands he uses much soap. He's a wonderful player in any ole game, And at likeing the girls he's got con siderable fame; ' At football he certainly is a wonder, And at pull-a-way he's never known to blunder; A no. 7 fits his feet very well, And If their thick enough enough dont let out much smell; A nice big red nose makes up most of his map, The Casualty List Boc by is suffering from a severe caso of brain fever acquired during Exams. Jasper nearly had to have an op eration. We don't no the real rea son but we think S quit him. Wild and Worly Injuns As Bill was walking along one day In their little camp on the frontier of Nebr. in 1864 B. C. he noticed some tracks In the sand which he new were Injins. He followed them for about 3000 feet when all a sudden a shot was shot and Bill fell. This will be continued next week. OUR BIO SHOW. Will Be Announced Next Week If it Is ready before then bills will be distributed. TEE HEE'S. Taul and Willum nearly had the dishonor to attend G F 's won derful party. The 7th grade boys are sending a missionary to Emerson this week named Willum Eberly. We hope he teaches them somthlng. Subscribe If you want to save money worry and time, Subscribe to this paper a month for a dime; It save3 you money it saves us worry, So come to us and subscribe in a hurry. Jokes Mother "John shut the door" John "I cant" Mother "Why" John "It's already shut." 1 i i 1 I Ht. The railway of the United Sutc. ar mora than em-third, nearly one - half, of all the railway! of the world. They carry a yearly traffic M much greater than that of any other country that there it really no ba.ii for compari enn. Indeed, the traffic of any two nation! may be com bined, and it'll it doei not approach the commerce W America borne upon American railway. Vmlui Immi timmfr Cmmmiml. Ask Any Doughboy Who' Was "Over There" and he will tell you that American railroads are the best in the world. He saw the foreign roads in England and France, the best in Europe and in other Con tinental countries and he knows. The part railroads have played in the develop ment of the United States is beyond measure. American railroads have achieved high stand ards of public service by far-sighted and courage ous investment of capital, and by the constant striving of managers and men for rewards for work well done. We have the best railroads in the world we must continue to have the best. But they must grow. To the $20,000,000,000 now invested in our railroads, there will have to be added in the next few years, to keep pace with the nation's business, billions more for additional tracks, stations and terminals, cars and engines, electric power houses and trains, automatic signals, safety devices, the elimination of grade crossings and for recon struction and engineering economies that will re duce the cost of transportation. To attract to the railroads in the future the in vestment funds of many thrifty citizens, the direct ing genius of the most capable builders and man agers, and the skill and loyalty of the best work men in competition with other industries bid ding for capital, managers and men the railroad industry must hold out fair rewards to capital, to managers and to the men. American railroads will continue to set world standards and adequately serve the Nation's reeds if they continue to be built and operated on the American principle of rewards for work well done. cukwiitantni i& publislied hyihe i Tkttt ietiriug information tomcrning tht rmUrooi titr ation, may obtain literaturt bg writing to Tho Atncim tion of Railway Eztcutitu, 91 Broadwag, Niw Tori. Real estate transfers filed for rec ord, fur week ending December 22, 1919. Reported by J. 1). Emerick, bonded abstracter, First National Bank building, Alliance, Nob.: C. II. Cass and wife to V. Klcken. lot 9, block 4, townslte of Berea, Box Butte county, $60.00. Albert Ronswold and wife to R. W. Beal. lot 7, block 2, First addition to the town of Alliance, $5,000.00. R. E. Knight and wife to City of Alliance, tract 300 feet by 400.05 feet east and south of Drake's addi tion to Alliance, $1,500.00. F. M. Knight to City of Alliance, lots 4 and 5, block I), Nebraska addi tion to Alliance, $1,000.00. R. E. Knlsht and wife to City of Alliance, north 200 feet of block C, Nebraska addition to Alliance, $700.00. A. S. Mote and wife to City or Al liance, south 100 feet of west half of block C, Nebraska addition to Al liance, $300.00. City of Alliance to Adolph Brost, lot 5, section 1, block 8. First addi tion to Alliance cemetery. $75.00. Henry Rennua and wife to W, W. Norton, lot 1, block B, Nebraska ad dition to Alliance, $1.00. W. W. Norton and wife to S. B Wright and C. E. Hershman, lot 1, block B, Nebraska addition to Alli ance, and lots 1, 2, 7, 8, 9, 19, 11 and 12, block 7, in Falrvlew addition to Alliance, $2,250.00. William C. Mounts and wile to S. Wright and C. E. Hershman, lots 5, 6, 7 and 8, block 26, town of Alli ance, $1,500.00. Moses Wright and wife to Norman A. McCorkle, lot 6, block 5, second addition to Alliance, $1,000.00. T. Colvin, widower and Clinton Colvln, single, to Etta Michael, south 100 feet of block F, Tierce's addition to Hemlngford, $3,675.00. William J. Earl, single, to Tatrick J. Nolan. SE'i of NWV. EVi of SW4. SE'i. of section 4. and SV4 of section 17, township 24, range 50, 5.750.00. Sarah A. Langford, single, to George E. Zimmerman, SEU of NW4. NEli of SV of section 22, township 26, range 52, $1.00. Keith L. Fierce and wife to T. Colvin, block A, Pierce & Jenkins addition to Hemlngford, $50.00. T. A. Hawkins and wife to Peter Klcken, lot 4, block 7, townsite of Berea, Box Butte county, $55.00. Thos. D. Shurtz, single, to Mar garet Yeager, lot 27, First addition to Duncan's north side residence tracts, Alliance, $450.00. George Gabus, single, to I. W. Hughes, SEi of section 20-26-50, $5,600.00. P. J. Connors and wife to George Gabus, SE'i of 20-26-50, $1,700.00. H. R. Clifford and wife to George J. Fenning, lots 4, 5 and 6, block 9, First addition to Alliance, $1,700.00. K. L. Pierce and wife to Nella L. Weaver, et al., block B, Pierce and Jenkins addition to Hemlngford, $50.00. MAN FEELS AS HAPPY AS A BOY Fahy Says He IVels Thirty Years Younger Since Taking Tanlac "I honestly feel thirty years younger since I began taking Tanlac, and am as happy as a boy," said M. J. Fahy, a switchman on the Missouri Pacific and living at 2008 T St., Lin coln, Nib. "I had suffered from rheumatism in my muscles and joints for so long," he continued, "that I was get ting to feel old before my time. My joints would swell up something aw ful and the muscles all over my body ached dreadfully most all the time. At times I was in such agony that I could hardly raise my hand to but ton my collar. My liver was nearly always sluggish, my appetite was mighty poor and I had such a tired, worn out feeling all the time that I often felt discouraged, for it looked like I would never get any better. "But Tanlac had made a well man of me and I began to feel better soon after starting it. My appetite picked right up, I enjoyed my meals and my liver soon got to acting right. All the swelling and pains are now gone and getting rid of this rheumatism is the greatest treat of my life. That tired, worn out feeling I had before is all gone, too, and I sleep fine and simply feel like a different man, and there is nothing too good for me to say about Tanlac." Tanlac is 6old In Alliance by F. E. Holsten, in Hemingford by Hemlng ford Mercantile Co., in Hoffland by Mallery Grocery Co. OIL NOTES Mu.uy field and east of Casper. In dications are that a deep test Is pro jected. The producing sands of the Big Muddy are supposed to be under this structure. Completion of a fifty-barrel well on the Golden Eagle wome, twenty eight miles west of Thermopolls, by the Wyoming-Yellowstone company, Three wells for one week is the record for the Osage field, near New castle. The Ogalalla Oil company completed two shallow wells on sec tion 18-46-63, which they leased from a syndicate in which Alliance, Lincoln and Newcastle men are in terested. Litigation I?, threatened on these holdings because of conflicting filings. The wells were brought in under the lease from the Alliance parties and their associates and they expect to hold the land. The Midwest Oil company has erected a rig on the northwest quar ter of section 32-24-79 of the Gary dome, north and east of the Big proves another oil field in Hot Springs county, Wyoming. The sand was encountered at 1,100 feet and the oil rose 400 feet in t'he casing. The Golden Eagle dome Is located between the Cottonwood and Grass creek fields. , Storms and abnormal winter con ditions will delay the completion of the gas pipe line from the Hidden Dome field to Greybull, Wyo., until after March 1, according to reports f Progress In laying the line has ap proxlmated one-quarter of a mile pef day and the frozen ground now re tards trenching work. Four gas well will be tapped to supply Basin and Greybull. (2.00 a year nd worth more. Fourth Street Market Cash and Carry Self Service You have henrd of this new grocery under the, name of tho "Kash-Ivarry Store," hut owing to the fact that this name has been copyrighted in tho east wo have decided to change tho name to that given above. The name is dif ferent but the system of selling and all its benefits remains the same Opens Wed., Dec. 31, 1919 Every Article of Merchandise in Our Store Is Absolutely New . We carry only the brands of proven, recognized worth. You can buy just what you have been accustomed to use on your table but you get them' at a very substantial saving. When you buy hero you save your share of the many overhead charges incident to the ordinary plan of merchandising. There arc no charges for numerous clerks or delivery, expense of fixtures, costs of bookkeeping, etc. We Fay Cash for All Kinds of Produce and We guarantee to meet any mail order competition. Wc cordially invite you to call and inspect our stock, regardless of whether you buy or not. 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