THE ALLIANCE (NEBRASKA) HERALD
Thursday, May 1, 1919
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PUT GUARD AT HIS EASE
German Prisoner Disposed to Make
Thingi Easy at Possible for the
'Soldier In Charge.
Gorman prisoners hHiiiid llna
re enil)l on vnrluti f n t Ich'. and
error a milt trei
an fii'l to ilit-lr
Jnli tluir It H nrt
of lliclr iliill.v rou
tine. Tlii-jr work
In tHrlicN ami
are alvay ac
roiiintilc(l liy an
arnipfl jMiitnl.
At a ccrialn
mm n now trimrtl
had heen put on, and a particularly
young anil dcllcate-looklng Tommy
waa detailed aa guard for a amair
party. As ha waa frenli to the Job,
he looked rather lewlldireri when he
tcelveel hla ordera.
Noticing thla, the hurl lest or hla
Doche thnrftes who could apeak Eng
llah aald In a ruther aympathetie
Voice:
"All rlts'ht, aonny, you alope anoa
and follow me; I'll look after your
Another "Flu" Preventive.
: Here la a tip on how to keep the
'fluey' from attacking you, which la
vouched for by the man who furnlahea
the Information: "Several yeara ago,
during an epidemic of grip In Manna
chuaetta," he aald, while dlHcuaxlng the
dim-use, "nn eminent Boaton phyalclaii.
at that time, during an epidemic of the
grip, published an article alatlng that
he had olmerved that those who were
working In match factorlea, where aul
phur waa uaed, nver contracted ma
laria, yellow fever, nor grip. Conae
quently he advised that a email amount
of aulphur be put In the alioea dally,
the absorption of which would be pro;
ventlve of the grip. "Nuraea and mera
bera of my family who have followed
thla advice liuve ht'eu Immune from
grip In the pnat and thua eaenped the
epidemic now prevalent."
Archangel.
T. province -i A relumed Is bonir'
rd on the went by 'orv ay and -l.ind.
on the -nt by fn north r
t'rnl and oti the xotith liy tb ir
iiicca of Vologda and Olntii-tx. I
the InrceNt province of Kuropcuri itu-
but Is crcdltel only with .'OI,:ww
Mipuliitlon. The great wateruitya trai
ling It norlhtvard to the Arctic
(nn are Ihe Ivtchorn. Onega, Dvlna
.ml Meon rlvcra. Archangel, tb town,
' near the mouth of the Dvlna.
Penn's Desk and Long's f word.
A dexk originally ncd by William
I'enn nnd a Monl carrlei' by Majot
I-one, t'nltcd Stiite eniriin'ern. while
jhe w a t'lctpbcr of the flrat official
piivcrnmeiit Mirvoy or me ;x-ay
Motintn'iix it' nnmng the art'elea h
qucull.i 1 In the will of V. late Wll
linni I'miU Johnca of New York. Mr.
John- left th old desk to hla widow,
vilio rln- pMvUloii that on her death It
ta to k" o Imli m hilcnce ball. l'li!u
delphlii. The KWtml 11ns given to th
Built hxntihiri lttlMititi.
t Wo'r.irti Miiom., by f'hnrle j
ir aiMitit lw,t lie obtiiiner)
BEFORE AND AFTER WAR.
He wm society' Illy pat.
Borne fisrlor doll of high dnarea
That flirted around with tha uppish aet;
Now ws'rs tentmates, lilm and ma.
1 was a grocer's clerk before
My fate not mixed with tha Infantry;
But they don't need a visltln' card for
war
In tha home o' tha brava and the land
o'. the frae.
Ha used to sneer at ma for a simp;
"Llxsla" I called htm (ha ft rut faw
days:
VVa didn't get on till, worn and limp,
We found wa wut am- In different
ways; f
Iarrhln' full kit for K mllea
' With the sun full glare on him and me
Just leveled tis stiff, and It counted piles
For tha makln' o' true democracy.
Bo us two (ruys ara comrades now;
I swear st htm and he swear M ml
We're aettln' At for the little row
That's goln' on across the sea.
UncT Bam ilrew lota nnd culled us two,
And he sln't so very partial when
There's a lot o' work for all to do
And a douce of famine In flhlnc
men.
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JTe was society' Illy pet.
But now we bunk In the same tepee.
Its used to dance with the added set;
Now It's drill and beans fur him and
me.
He don't clva a darn what t was before.
And I do.i't xlve a whoop what he used
to be;
AH that we know Is ws'ra In a war
Hlttln' It up for democracy.
Ellas Lltxrmun In Kvervfcw,a.
Gave Value to Rubber.
Vulcanized rubl-r nnd till rnbbei
nrtlcles are nw viileiinlzetl wna flr'
made at
0xci veil
hla first pntent In Hint y nr. sfler hi
had apeut years In experimenting ami
had reduced his fitmtly to extreme pov
erfy. llcfore 1844 rubber had been
u-'d for varloua purpose aa a soft, j
sticky gumsbut wan of comparatively
little viiluo.
Avoid Becoming Nagger.
It you find yoitrs4-lf liillniil to be
com a linger you bud bettei nppl
for a ll't.o vacation and a chnnge ol
jcene. Absence from home nnd
btiHlnexa la often tin- best cure for a
blue goggled vision. A little ,tntact
with the world and the KtniUK'cs o'
othera often helpa make home folks
more reasonable tit lenat for a time.
Firstall tleV imihidy by learning to
e the better aide of life. Practice
alwlly apeech even If It hurts you.
"OH, IF I COED
BREAK THIS COLD!"
Almost c3 coon as Said with
Dr. King's New Discorery
Get a bottle tod ay I s
One disadvantage experienced by
the evil-minded la the Inability to
confide in their frlenda.
The rsplulty with whfcS thia fifty-year-old
family remedy relieves coughs,
coIJa and mild bronchial attack ia
what hia kept ita popularity on tha
Increase year by year.
Thia standard reliever of colds and
coughing s pel la never loses friend. It
docs quickly and pleasantly what it fa
recommended to do. One trial put it
In your medicine cabinet as absolutely
indispensable. Sold by all druggist.
Dowels Usually Clogged
Regulate them with safe, sure, com.
fort able Dr. King' New Life Pills.
Correct that biliousness, headache,
our stomach, tongue coat, by clifflio
ting the bowel-clogginea.
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Post of Permanence
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inrn A
ft''jtavTiaw
The post that drives
like a stake that re
quires no hole digging that
. is cheaper installed than wood
or concrete posts that lasts!
Let us demonstrate
Red Top
Steel Fence Posts
made of durable A-l angle steel rot
proof Uye-proof unbreakable. Used
extensively by the U. S. Government.
Protects cattle from lightning per-
mits fence line burning improves and
beautifies your property saves work. "
Sharp bevel edged points make it
easy to drive. Patented anchor plate
makes it bind tight in any soil.
Ask for the post with the
REDHEAD. Come into
day; no obligation to buy.
DIERKS
LUMBER & COAL
COMPANY '
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m6 yon eer heard this?
"My baking jxjwder," says the
smooth solicitor, "costs less than
Royal."
But he omits to say lhat it often
leaves a bitter taste, that food made
with it is likely to stale in a day and
that it contains alum, which is con
demned by man)' medical authorities
for use in food.
England and France prohibit the
sc.re of alum baking powders.
Baking
Powder
i$ made from Cream of Tartar
derived from grapes
Royal Contains No Alum
Leaves No Bitter Tasto
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Wc use for VELVET only the finest Kentucky
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Wc put millions of pounds of this tobacco away
every year, in wooden hogsheads, for Nature to
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There are quicker ways, but they leave some
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out a "come-back."
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Roll a VELVET
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