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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 7, 1918)
Thursday, November 7, 1918 THE ALLIANCE HERALD I LLOYD'S COLUMN j A teaeher naked her class In spell in r In state the difference bel wee n the word "results" Rtul "roni lnence." A in'! lit girl replied. "Re sults are what you export and conse ltiences nrr what you get." Delivering an address at a Sunday srhool recently, a visitor spoke on th moral development bf children. "There is a boy here." he said, "and a girl there. Waht will they become when they grow up?" In a loud whisper one of the scholars, turning to his teacher, supplied the answer "Sweethearts." la I The famous humorist had partak en too heartily of the Christmas feast. Acute indigestion nad laid him low. As his friends gathered about him he smiled feebly. "At any rate." he murmured between spasms of pain, "I am able to kce)i up my reputation as a humorist." His friends were puzzled. "Di-gest ing!" he gasped. lot Even the telephone girls have oth i er interests besides answering calls; nnd one afternoon two of them, in different exchanges, had a chat ov.-t 1he wires. It was in thai all-important subject dress. Both were go ing 1o a birthday party on the fol- lowig Saturday afternoon, and the discussion was on what they should wear and on that occasion waxed 'n terestlng. Ten minutes passed and the topic was still far from exhaust ed. But an insistent masculine Jump from Bed in Morning and Drink Hot Water Tell why everyone should drink hot water each morning before breakfast. Why is man and woman, half the time, feeling nervous, despondent, worried ; aome days headachy, dull and unstrung; some days really Incapaci tated by Illness. If we all would practice inside bath ing;, what a gratifying change would take place. Instead of thousands of half-sick, anaemic-looking souls with pasty, muddy complexions we should nee crowds of happy, healthy, rosy cheeked people everywhere. The rea son is that the human system does not rid Itself each day of all the waste which it accumulates under our pres ent mode of living. For every ounce of food and drink taken Into the system nearly an ounce of waste material must be carried out. else It ferments and forms ptomaine like poisons which are absorbed Into the blood. Just aa necessary as It Is to clean the ashes from the turnace each day, before the fire will burn bright and hot, so we must each morning clear the inside organs of the previoua day's accumulation of Indigestible waste and body toxlna. Men and women, whether sick or well, are advised to drink each morning, before breakfast, a glass of real hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate In It, as a harm less means of washing out of the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels tbe indigestible material, waste, sour bile and toxins: thus cleansing, sweeten ing and purifying the entire alimen tary canal before putting more food into the stomach. Millions of people who had their turn at constipation, bilious attacks, acid stomach, nervous days, and sleepless nights have become real cranks about the morning inside-bath. A quarter pound of limestone phosphate will not cost much at the drug store, but is sufficient to demonstrate to anyone, its cleansing, sweetening and freshen ing effect upon the system. voice at last compelled one of them to turn her thoughts to other things "Are you there?" the votce yelled. "Are you there? Hello!" Ah, at last! "Who Is that speaking? Who are "What line do yon think yon are on?" demanded the annoyed "hello" girl, indignantly. "I don't know," came the weak and weary voice; "but, judging from all l' Just heard, I think I must have got ten on the clothesline." - A regiment of soldiers was recent ly drawn up one Sunday for chun-n parade, but the church was being re paired and could hold only half of them. Sergeant-major shouted the colonel, VI ell the men who don t want to go to church to fall out on the reverse flank." A large number availed themselves of the privilege. "Now, sergeant-major," said the col onel, "dismiss all the men who did not fall out and march the others :n church. They need It most." ii One burly and bristling exemplai of German militarism with captain's knots on his shoulders and an iron cross on his chest was included In :i recent bag of prisoners. He was in dignant, to say the least, at the tints of his capture, and the mood Intensi fied as he was marched back to the intelligence officer. He hadn't heard the questioning officer speak ' more than five words of German before he burft into the conversation. "Do you allow privates to call officers by their nrrtt names in this army?" he demanded witheringly. "Why?" ed the officer "Well, this pig," said the boche. "called me Heinle every time he addressed me." o The people of the little frond' H town had met to decide upon, a suit able name for the place. "Mr. Chair man." said a man with a rasping voice, rising in the hack of t.he hall. "I move that we call this village '01 Glory'." "What is your reason for making such a motion as that?'' de manded the chairman. "Because, sir." rejoined the other, "this is Both ing but a flag station." Speaking a a political gathering. Congressman Frederick W. Balling, i of Massachusetts referred to the many amusing incidents of the schoolroom, and related a little In- ! cident along that line. A tenc her ;n ! a public school was instructing ! youthful class in English when she j paused and turned ot u small boy ! named .dmmy Brown. "James. ' said she, "write on the board, "Blcti I ard can ride the mule If he wants !to.'" This Jimmy proceeded to 10 to the satisfaction of all concerned. I "Now, then," continued the teacher : when Jimmy had returned to his I place, "can you And a better form for that sentence?" "Yes, ma'am." was the prompt response of .Ilinim' "Richard can ride the mule if th r Facts and Fancies I ! mule wants him to." TWO war workers were discussing stackers. "Bothered with tinte- ' matlnf callers, are you? Why don't 1 you try my plan?!' said the first. "What is your plan?" said the sec Lond. "Why. when the bell rings I ; pul on my hat and gloves before 1 I -)Hn the d;or. If it proves to be some one I dont want to see' I say: ! "So sorry, but I'm Just gojpg out." "But suppose it's some one you want to see?" asked the second. "Oil, then I say. "So fortunate, Eve Just come in," said the lirst. tot The big annual Midwest Imple ment Show will be held in the )m i ha auditorium November 13-11 1, One of the greatest exhibitions of farm implements will greet visitors. Dur ing the show the annual convention of the Midwest Ratal) Implcu.ont I . Biers Will be held. Order Your Goal Supply Early It is the wise thing to do You'll say so this winter, too. If vre could make plain , to yon the situation, wo know that yon would put In jour winter's coal supply now. We are not trying to scare yon, bat we are trying to toll you. The car shortage exists. It snay ioob to you Uke everything Is moving, but you'll appreciate what we tall you when winter comes and It may be next t Impossible to get coal. We've got coal to sell you today. We've got coal today to put Into your ijin. We can't promise more. It's good coal and it's a fair price. We urge you to get bnsy thing act. It will prove to your advantage. . Dierks Lumber & Coal Co. F. W. HARGARTEN. Mgr. PH0N1 22 111 Laramie Ave The Farmers' Equity 1'nlon has decided to hold its coming national convention In Omaha, DM, 18-1P. l.eroy Melton of Greenville, 111., is secretary. tat Fort Collins. Colo., is about to lake over the tramway ffanchlse of th..: city. The city council has placed the question before the voters for a derision. The deal will entail an ex penditure of about $7f..000. imt The supreme court has decreed that it is entirely within the law for officers to search the person and be longings of those suspected as hav ing in their possession Intoxicating liquors. This Is a decided gain for the drys and will no doubt mean the conviction of several who are no bein;, held pending hearing. 1 t Over at Kimball, it is said, the Confiscated whiskey in the possession of the authorities has been used for medical purposes during the fight Waged on the epidemic of influenza. In order to olftain the whiskey it Is neceaetry to get I signed order from a phydie'an, ioi A new plica level was placed on Bcotta Bluff county land last we-k whvn a tract of Tit acres located near Scottsbluff sold for $17,000 or more than $300 per acre. C. B. Johnson of Valparaiso, Nebr., In the deal, be came owner of the land. ioi Ttie Nebraska exhibit at the Inter national Soil Products Exposition 'n Kansas City won first prize and ten silver cups. The exhibit was prepar ed by Arnold Martin of DuBols, Nebr. and the expense was shar'NS by several of the commercial organ ise ions of the state. to t The extension of a credit of $. 090,900 to Belgium made recently makes the total advances by the United States to Belgium $80,080. 000. The total amount advanced to date to nil of our associates in th war against Germany Is $7.r29.476 - 000. to I The "Booze squad" of the Denvei police force grabbed several thou sand dollars' worth of Joy fluid the other day when an attempt was made to get it in tinder the guise of Junk. Bales of old paper were found to be filled with bottled goods and in mnn cases the hales proved to have a val tie of several hundred dollars, i mm Th' Banner County Oil Company although having gone to a depth of over n.OOO feet without having struck the liquid gold, Is still confl dent and will drill on another site im i A. Mr. Monahan, representing :i Denver loan company, was in Kimball Friday of last week and served p.i pers on Sheriff Forsling to replevin the Cole "8" and Jeffrey automobiles which were taken by the Kimball au thorities from bootleggers. A bon ! was given in the sum of $2,000 for each car. The case will he tried t! the next term of the district court. tit t The annual convention of the Ne braska Farmers Co-operative drain & Live Stock Association will be held at the Hotel Rome. Omaha, Nov. 13 21. J. S. Canadiiy of Minden is president, and J. W. ShorMilll of Omaha is secretary. A ver stroll--' program has been prepared. There will be a very thorough discussion of war-time problems a they affect :x riculture. ' IOI forth l'latte was treated to a pub lie declaration of allegiance, th Bight of a man kissing the flag and buying bonds recently. Colonel Wat kins, alleged to have made aodltiOUJ speeches. was taken by the home guard .and placed in jail for a day He refused u subscribe for l ii-t t bonds. The next day he was taken to the court house square, where Me publicly saluted the flag, kissed it and took the oath,of allegiance. II. then made his subscription to the till erty loan. - A quaint custom with the boys of. France, at the time when they ar' called to the colors. Is the wearing, just for a day or two, of a tilll silk hat, and failing that, of the tallest felt hat they can procure. Ptanlbf bands of newspaper to the crown, they sally forth thus decorated and parade the streets of towns and vil lages, aa the case may be. The boys, havoing worn the "chapeau de for me" for twenty-four hours or so; stream into the barracks and become conscripts, and then the famous "poilus" of France. v iai .A whole cargo of (Jeriuan-made toys, long detained in transit, is soon to be distributed among the trade and offered for sale at retail in the Cnited States. It would be only fajr to parents and others purchasing toys for children, one would suppobe, if some qualified authority would sec to it that they were distinguishable from toys not made In Germans People who hai- a repugnance to putting Herman toys in the hands of their children, considering the tragi men! Germany has measured out. SVerf opportunity, to the little ones of the allied countries, have a right to demand and receive protection fot their families. All the news all the time- The Herald, of course-! w v,. Victory -the Incentive to SAVE aLaaW s A MBITION demands reward. A man can't work without the hope - of something for his labor. And it is equally hard to save without 1 xan incentive. But no man, woman or child in all this great land can say today "I have no incentive." Your country is your incentive to save what greater, what more inspiring object! Victory ! peace are your incentives. What more glorious ambition than the ambition to help bring these about. No saving is too small to help. No man or woman or child is unimportant in this great national plan. I Save and Invest in U. S. Government WAR SAVINGS STAMPS They are the active expression of your desire for victory. They are the first principle of sen ice to your country. They are the answer to your good intentions. Make your country's victory your incentive, and your savings will become a part of the pow er to bring peace with honor and prosperity. There are two kinds of Stamps. Thrift and War Savings Stamps. Thrift Stamps arc issued in denominations of 21 a nts, (io to any bank, post office or most any store and buy one or more stamps at 2S cents. A Thrift Card wil) be given you. As you buy stamps, paste them on this card. It holds sixteen- ami they will have cost you 16 times 21 cents, or $4-00. Then take the filled 'I hrift C ard to any bank, post office or store' where stamps are on sale, and ifduring February add 13 cents and.you will receive a $5.00 U. S. War Savings Stamp. Fach month adds a cent to the final cash payment when you trade Thrift Stamps for War Savings Stamps. War Savings Stamps can also be purchased' out right total cost in February $4.13; in March $4. 14, and each month thereafter another penny. War Savings Stamps may be redeemed at any time prior to January 2nd, 1923, at the post office for full cash value plus earned interest. s United States Government WarS Stamps avings PAY 4 PER CENT INTEREST COMPOUNDED QUARTERLY 77. i ipacm paid for and donated by s Patriotic Business Men of Alliance I Know the Voice WHICH TNIXS THK SUFFKItlNtiK FROM A HOKK TOOTH I have to see or i ' for the first time tbe works of any noted writer of the middle ages, knythlng .hut pertains to Dentistry. Tber could not have been tbe demand upon them then as in being made today. THK ICHMCI OF Ml nil IM AND DKNTAL 8UKOEKY Wbieb has shown such wonderful progress in such a comparatively short time, has been compulsory so to apeak. Again NIOt HKfclTY WAN THK MOTHER OF INVENTION For twenty years every hour of every day, I have beard some one aay, "Why doea not rome one invent something to relieve pain In a safe and easy manner?" Tbe cry for this great necessity baa dwelt im my mind so long, that I finally solved tbe problem and have put it into uae. Through Sturgls A Sturgis, Attorneys, I filed for a patent on tbis most wonderful method to relieve pain. I KNOW THK VOH K OF THK Sl'FFKHKR; I A I . KNOW HOW TO ANSWKK in a manner that should immensely please. It's here for you to take advantage oJ. I will gladly abow you. Fr Out-of-Town Patronn AHliiUnenta Made to It. -t Suit Their Conveni ence. i n. 'M TOUAY DR. G. W. TODD io:t BKANDK1S Bt'll.DINU OAMHA, NEBRASKA