TH1 ALLIANCE HERALD, JUNE IS, 1918
Nt't Always Man
the Telephone Operator
Whan You Are Callec
by Mistake
Were you ever called to the telephone when another
number was wanted?
When this occurs, the operator, to be sure, may have
humanly erred by ringing on the wrong line. More often,
however, it is the fault of the person making the call.
People often ask for 458, for example, when 546 is
wanted and then either "hang up" when the mistake is
realized or become impatient when the wrong person
answers.
Unfamiliarity with the work of telephone operating
often prompts unjust criticism. Please don't forget the
earnestness of the operator's effort when some occasional
service difficulty does arise.
NEBRASKA TELEPHONE COMPANY
Hmrti food
Rur War Kavlnaa lamti
it a ,1 Liberty HuH
Bingham News
Panl Kalis? returnee from South
Dakota Inst week nd entered th em
ploy!' of I, Redtg.
THE NATIONAL PARKS
OPEN SEASON 1918
ho drove to the Market t postoflVe ami
made inspection of that office
On arrount of the "make-up man"
tirlnc In a "hurry" to lork up the
forma" hint week ho overlooked the
following latereettag items, which
will be printed this week Juki hh they
were sent l
a
Mrs B, I- POwlOS, who haa DOOB
III for six weeks. Is nct much Improv
ed at ttils time.
Mrs B. L Porter and Mrs. .i I.
Qrannlng made ! trip to Alliance Sat
urdnj . ret urates, on Ntoodaj
a
Mrs. Chat Murphy, or Ellsworth,
attended the Med Cross sale and vis
it id her parents for a few diiyn.
o
The C ii. inderaon family are at-
oocted home from Callforals tbi!
week. The have heen arisen) for
several months.
o
Little Bruce ('alder made the trip
alone from alliance for a visit with
his grandmother on her klneald.
Several hundred head of rattle be-
tongtni to L Balllagor were mov
i(i to the rammer range, north of
town, last Friday
o
The sheep shearers linished work
at the Klneald ranch on Monday and
left for South Dakota on Tuesday.
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Horace TakO, of Kansas City. Mis
souri, is here for a visit in the home
of his parents.
o
A number from Bingham are plan
ning to attend the ehautauu.ua at
HVannle beginning Juno II. Tin
program promisee to be ; real treat
this rear,
A number of our people went to
the lakes this week on a flshiim el
ned it ion They reported 11 pood time
and a Kood ratch. but learned to their
sorrow that fish and roat ott should
not mix
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...... m i .iiihiin-h n.t.imotl hnma Mrs. K. U. Marsnan is sr'-.......-s
nun. i . .... w......r. u..l.,l al Antlol ll
Ti,..rl..v nn the malt stHKe. after ween win. -
1 1 ,r .i rt:ivH here with her I
M-a I M IJpntfro. The family of M. K COOltOB left
Siatri , ivs k. " - - - i
Saturday for Wnshlnpton. wnere mey
ik.n or hfrf the neonle will make their home, and the Lou
..I i n o i ii.... . . . . " " - - w -
. . . .. ...... i i, infl nn 'l'uesdav' tor
if MillKliam ieei wie iieeii. i a. vuaao iiun- muni
NONSENSE MORAL
IV
A VOUng man who lived in OotogBO
Once gave his pel n bone.
When sonie tourist came by
The dog looked With ri d eve
And growled "Joel you lei me alone.
Lights end the Cater Senam.
tXd yon ever wish that yon could get.
electric light bulbs to match the colot
arh.ne of your room? If so, you may
M Kind to know. If you have not at
ready dlseorered the trlrk for yow
Self, that you may eolor them at horn
to suit your own taste. It Is rery air
pic. .fust buy some water color paint
n soft brush, and set to work. Too
May paint them any shade that yo
desire, and Ret it lovely effect of soft
a ned light through the painted : an
For instance, if your living room it
done III shades of brown and y lloW,
you Can get g beautiful sunshiny light
through bulbs painted a delicate yel
low, Ohr'attai Manes Monitor.
Expecting Too Much.
The girl or boy who experts her
friends to be perfect has many n dl ap
pointment in store, Human nature is
full of surprises, but perfection Wnnld
oe the greatest surprise of all. Io not
be astonished when you discover some
Ml tie flaw in your friend's character.
For unless love has blinded him. it Is
'very certain that your friend haa dis
covered a similar flaw In yourself.
Mis S M Kdmondson returned
from Dallas. Illinoia. InBt Wednes
day.
snondent to our daily state papera
u-i,..n Ihp Wor d-l erald Kave in
credit of our Med roaa sale to Ells
u.-ifrt h we felt like we had a bark
seat.
their new home at Kuirtus. Nebrasko.
These two families will be greatly
mossed from the community south of
I Bingham.
a :i o t wi rotoo to nil the Parks will soon be
special .u in in, i ...mi... i.v - . ...
announced. All facilities for the Summer volume of travel will
be ample and as comfortable as usual.
YHLLOWSTOWB NATIONAL PARK is open from June 25th to Septem
k iKth- circuit tours embrace all gateways, Including the Cody sconic en
trance and the Burlington's triangle circuit mountain tour from Eastern Ne-
braska via Denver in one direction, mrougu icnuwoiwuo ,. "
Parkefwith Rocky Mountain Natlonal-Estes Park en route three Parks on
one grand circuit.
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK is open from June 15th to September
16th. The same general variety of Burlington circuit routes may be used
that include the entire east slope of the Rockies from the British boundary
t Colorado.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATION ALBBTKH PARK is open from May 1st
... mm i i-t vt M .i,..,i v rk ha. In Iha nnnt two vearn. enioved such
la nurcuiucr xai. i.v iianuuai i um., ... . a- - - - . -
a wonderful increase of patronage as this Park, located Just north of Denver
.. . a . n 1 1 ............ . i't,..,;..r Ii...,
a tno Uurlingxon s ueiiTi'r-vasper- i eauwBiuut-ui.ici
uii ih.. nnrioraiirned for Summer fares, nublica
tlons; let him describe the circuit routes available
that will permit you to make a most comprenensive
scenic Rocky Mountain tour during the 1918 season
8. H COLE, Agent, Alliance, Nebr.
L. W. WAKELET, General Passenger Agent
1004 Faroam Street Omaha, Nebr
Our Med Cross sale celebrated the
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a . 1 ..... I n iv .. - 1 1! 1 111 I ill I 1 I I illll J ... " " d
The annual scnooi iurrim t..n, ... .
in ukMt I w oricanized with a membership of
held Monoay uwawia t - " . i.... m,horhln
house. J. M. Rentfro was the newly nu , WV , " kliBV iTl
elected official on the board, taking C. of 150 and have handled $2 500. W.
H. Anderson's place. nave maue up ----------
I worm m piaiiTi mm ,ia,a
I a a I 1 .. t.t...l Aa Inn? HI
The latest wor. maja the war ,a8ts there will be a B.ngham
Quarkenbush was written the day the nrMntlMi
big sprinK drive began and was re- "
eolvoH over einht weeks aeo. No lit
tle concern for his welfare is felt by
his people and his friends.
Much complaint of the workings of
the Bingham postofflce have been re-
Decoration day was fittingly Ob-
nerved bv our neonle. Song and pray
er aervires were held at the cnurcn
Hnd C.eorce Dudley read Laneoin a
fsttvshiirir address, after which all
repaired to the cemetery ana aecor-
ported this spring. Nine con inuous q. mXtfimi and of
open hours being to short a time for th silent
The six hour service on Keel . , old
. a . v. M W1 " W
(Toss sale aay. am. ; ..., ,- ,.,,,.,,
handling the mails during the small-1-
nox enidemic It was the latter com- bi.. noA -r,i Hale has
M ar II lit' I lllli.UIIII vaw
plaint that brought the inspector here history, carrying with it
last week to get a statemen tor lacis rihbon. This event is. un-
from the local postmaster, r ruiu un
Farms
Ranches
Investments
OLD-TIME COLD CURS
DRINK HOT TKA!
dnnhtedlv. the most successrui so
cially that has been held In Bingham
fnr manv moons The sun came out
beautifully Saturday morning after!
mm week of cloudy, rainy weatner.
and the people came early, onnglng
tut an it i i i . iaaaak. machinery fancy worn and ar-
fJM a small package 01 "amuurjt - Hrtntinn. besides
. . . n. n.nn.11 f.. lira m ien ui -"
urease lea, or m i . . . ., wi,i,.h Wiih
call it'Hamhurper Hrut Thee," at any supplies for the dinner which was
pharmacy, lake a tatdenpoontiil 01 we me nrsi Dig eveui m i" i- -
tea, put a cup ot tKiilirg water iih.u williania ktnaiy aonaiea imm u
it, pour through a bieve and drink a ni bonding for the entire day and
teacuu full at any time during the arved bv the women,
day or before retiring. It is the moat banquet nt for the king
effective way to break a , cow ana cur. d,nne and all for
in IP, an It opens W porca ui - .
ZSOJZi. r Jntian. Alo loosens (S 2 5 cents. Mr. Couraey. of Alliance.
bowels, thus breaking up a cold, came on No. 44 and the .ale followed
Try it the next time you suffer froai immediately. Here is where Bing
a cold or the grip. I is inexpensive . nutclaaed all previous records
and entirely TeseUble, therefore mm
rri kUInn tar n a KrlMk and If VOU
and harmless.
We have opened an office on the first floor of the Alliance
National bank building, on Third street, and are now doing
business. We have an organisation that is complete in every
detail for the sale of western Nebraska farms and ranches.
Owners who wish to dispose of their properties should see us.
Our list of western Nebraska farms and ranches contains
some excellent money-saving and money-making bargains. We
pre always glad to show prospective purchasers the properties
which we have for sale.
We bespeak the co-operation of those who are interested in
the upbuilding of western Nebraska and invite them to call at
any time on the
Thomas -Bald
Investment Company
PHONE 209
RUB RHEUMATISM FROM
SUFF. ACHING JOINTS
lab Berenssa from joints and maaoLea
with a small trial bottle of
old St Jacobs Oil
Stop "dosing" Rheumatism.
ii'.. nam mi v- nnt line raaa III HIST
require, internal treatment. Rub tooth-
. .. V . . . i.i ' .L.
ing, penetrating IH. .jacoos uii ngiiv
on the "tender spot, ana Dy toe urn.
you say Jack Kooinson out come. in.
rheumatic pain. "St. Jacob's Oil" is
a harmless rheumatism cure which never
disappoints and doesn't burn the skin. l
takes pain, soreness ana siinneas irvni
aching joints, muscles and bones; stops
iatica, luruhago, Dacxacne, neuralgia.
Limber up! Get a 25 cent bottle
of old time, honest "St Jacobs Oil
from any drug store, and in a moment
vou 11 be free from pains, acnes ma
'stiffness. Don't suffer I Rub rheuma
tism away.
The bidding wai brtsa ana u you
antori an article you had to bid
.mil U and hlxh. all the small .tuff
bringing many time. it. actual Taiue.
and many article, were recold. The
u.iw anld for all It waa worth, but
th rn-nrd for the day waa th sate
of one lone egg which brought $157,
whirh we believe is the record in
hiirt. nriced eggs. Jim Wllley finally
bought the egg and ate It raw. The
nt oroceeds of the sale was about
SI 200. Following the sale was a
hurkini: broncho performance. Pat
Welch and George Burton. Doin gave
oxhibitions of their ability to stick to
the saddle. A liberal collection was
tnUa.n thnt swelled the fund
In tike absence of an imported
speaker, one of our community kind
lv consented to talk to the peoole
With due respect to his modesty we
refrain from publishing his name
hut wish to thank him for his part In
the day's performance and to assure
hi B that his talk was very much ap
proclatod. BupBOr and lc cream were
Mien served, nd later came the
dance, which was given by Mr Wil
liams for the Red Cross. This was
Hi epart most enjoved by the young
n nnla A free midnight lunch
nded ;i happy, aaccaasful day for the
neonle of Hingham and community
ihaa tie. Brae. ads of the l;y
imountlni to almost $l,r(00
Ifueb erodil is dtie the speaker of.
the ibiy and to Mr. Coursey, who ins
services free and to all of our citi
zens who donated bo freety of tiieir
money and time and to Mr. Williams
the bull. Tile Kid
(Kiss beudquarters looked its best in
its fresh paint and new decorations,
and the WaVOta town was decked in
ild Ulory in honor of Bingham's first
Red Cross sale.
LLOYD C. THOMAS
Residence Phone 304
F. A. BALD
Residence Phone 476
1
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Almlane Developed by War.
Win it the war BOfPM the laltfhoel
I tviie of alndaBS could not he depend
cd apoa to do mm h inure than DO miles
in h.iiir Todav the spi edn war
plnRM BUlk. 110 miles au hour iii l"ii
SlThta Where the liest HMCWnC. rOT
metiy rarrlad two men. or their 'univa
lent in weight, the larger ntjraiiMM of
i he present will sati lv cany a ton or
more uf cargo.
5
A Real Drink
for Rial Americans
rvr.l 0 will knock a Sahara Desert
thirst in 30 seconds. There is nothing
tsiatf like- it" or "iust as dood' Ask for and
insist on getting
T.t.. u.rk IT R Pai.nff
It is kept on ice and helps you tackle your
. . . .. . . a -. II
wnrk with a umilr and StlCK It OUT an
dy It's mada by "HAMM OT ST PAUL i
that atui vrytai.i in dr inks.
KING A CO.
Baa' aaMaaBaaBaBaafltBW
Order Your
Coal Supply Early
It is the wise thing to do
You'll say so this winter, too.
If we could make plate to you tho
that you would put te four winter' coal .upply
We .iv not trying to Mara jou, but wo are tryteaj to toll
ou. The r shortage eal.U. It osay ooa to you Ilk
everything la moving, but you'll appreciate what wo toll
jou when winter couie and tt may be ne.t to Imposalbie
to get coal-
We've got coal to sell you today Wee got coal today
to put Into your bin We can't promlo more. It's good
1 tool and it s fair price. We urge you to get boay
thiut: ui It will iroe to your advaatage.
Dierks Lumber & Coal Co.
F. W HAROARTBN, Mgr PHONE 22 111 Laramie Ave.
Stomach Trouble
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