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The Bread Line
Not tlie hreml line familiar to residents
of large cities when' tliousands are ont
of employment and starving, but a line
of our prosperous citizens, such as may
often he seen, leaving this bakery with
our good bakery goods.
Join the Procession
F. F.
PHONE 649
STEPHENS
BAKERY
207 BOX BUTTE AVE.
Kli)iiic Without Ilcason
There was a young fellow named
Frank
Who put iifty cents in a bank;
Then ho went every day
To see when they'd pay
The intercut on what he sank.
There were two young women named
KlliS,
Who He husbands woro awfully Joul
ous; "When this way," they Buid
' Our hubbies are led
Of their undyiny passion to tell ua."
A bungalow near Manitou,
Has cciliugB but six feet or so,
It is botched every way,
And that's why people nay
"The place is well named Bungle-low."
It has occurred to us that a news
paper ia much like a public school.
Not one patron in twenty visits the
school once a year, yet many of them
are always ready to crltielso' it. The
same is true with a newspaper. If
every patron of a newspaper would
drop Into the otlico once a week or in
some way make known to tho pub
lisher tho news they know, what a
better paper most any paper would
be.
It was a week ago Sunday. There
seemed to bo innumerable birds fly
ing around stunned by the cold. She
was from the city, visiting at the
home of her uncle and aunt. "My!
How many birds you have around
thia place," she exclaimed to her un
cle. "Yea"' he replied, "you see
your autit is rather fond of birds and
she plants a great deal of bird seed
every year."
A business man was commenting;
this weokon tho one cent letter post- i
age provision that was defeated in I
congress recently. "You can talk j
ahout cheap postal rates but I have '
seen 160 pounds go for one stamp.
Cheap? I should say it was."
"Where did you Eoe that?"
"This morning. My wifo waa an
gry, she stamped once. I got out."
Would be poet. "I have a nice
little poem here on "Appproachlng
Spring," Just the thing for your pa
per." Editor: "Well, we arc Just full
now, but
Would be poet: "Well, then, I'll
call again when you are sober.
Man ia a queoer animal. This
week tho Commercial Club secretary
told us of a fellow who had been run
ning a bill with a local merchant for
something over six months, giving
him all of Ills credit business and
spending his cash elsewhere. Hather
a raw deal, wo should say, but one
that the average business man exper
iences often.
L. W. BOWMAN
rii)slclfin and Surgeon
OFFICE: First National Dank Bldg.
THONES: Office, 362; Residence. 16
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
At The Herald Office
KKAKONAI'LE HATES. PHOMPT
SKKVICK
GEO. O. GADSBY
' Licensed Kmbnlmer
PHONE: Day. 498; Night, 610
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During the course of a conversation
the other day our friend remarked,
"Any man would rather be a willow's
second husband than her first."
Think It over.
The writer krrows a woman who
will attend a club meeting every af
ternoon in the week, about, and then
wonder why her husband, who works
through the day, wants to go to a
lodge meeting at night once in a
while. Perhaps you know one also.
That son or daughter who ia at
tending school or college away from
home would apppreclate the home
paper week after week. Let the Her
ald enroll their names now.
And now they are telling this one
on him: It seems that friend wife
had one kind of a liniment or paten
medicine that she used as a cure-all.
She used it to get relief from every
ache and pain. The other night her
"tummy" pained her. Friend hus
band obediently got the liniment bot
tle from out the cabinet and after a
thorough application of this wonder
ful pain killer, the '"tummy" was at
peace with tho world. The botttle of
liniment was placed on the table and
the next morning it was found that
the bottle contained blueing.
Who Kiiowk? Father!
Nobody knows where I he money
goes.
Nobody knows, nobody knows!
Frills and frorks.
Silks and smocks.
A bit of a feat her.
A new dad of leather.
A ravishing hat,
A sporty cravat,
Some powder, sortie cream,
A gown that's a dream
Hut nobody knows that it goes for
clot lies;
No hod v knows, or nobody knows
Hut father!
New York Herald.
"Ah." sighed the boarder who was
given to rhapsodies, as they sat down
to Sunday dinner, "if we could only
have one of those turkeys what we
used to raise on the farm when I was
a boy! "Ph. well," said the pessimis
tic hoarder, "perhaps this chicken is
one oi" your hovhood pets. You nev
er can t MI. I
Sirith: "Say, Jones, your wife is
a graduate of the "V" isnt she?"
Jones: "Yes."
Smith: "How many tongues is
she mistress of?"
Jones: "Only one, but that's a
rustler."
He made no effort to preach a ser
mon on tobacco or booio, though he
uses neither of them. He ia a ranch
man, and always when you see him in
town you can't hellp but wonder at
his cheery disposition and enviable
robust health. Appparently he has
never had a worrry In his life. He
always carries a smile, and tho im
pression he leaves with one is of abso
lute contentment a man at peace
and ease with himself and the world.
This week we learned why. He told
us unhesitatingly that he was not
burdened with wealth. "In fact,"
he said "I have to work every day,
but I enjoy working. Eat? You
bet I can eat three times a day and
all they put before me each time.
My work creates an appetite and it is
not. dulled by either tobacco or booze.
If some men knew half the enjoyment
these things rob them of at their
meals, they would never touch them
again."
HEALERS HAVE HEARING
hrugless Healing Practitioners .Make
lYolet Against rending Mea
sure of Medical Doctor
The following item was sent to the
Herald for publication in last week'n
paper, but was Inadvertently over
looked. As we desire to be perfectly
fair to both sides of any controversy
and give fair representation to those
that are of general interest, we pub
lish the article this week:
Lincoln, February '20. Two factions
of the medical doctors are quarreling
over pending hills to reorganize t he
s'nte board of health. One of these
bills appropriates ?25,Oi)0 to meet the
expenses of the board and most of
the fund, it la said, would he expended
in overhead charges. The opponents
or the bill assert doubt as to whether
Its provisions would, if enacted, have
mtidi effect in conserving the public
health. Ore faction of doctors is op
posed to some features of the hill be
cause they were suggested or dictated
by one or more otli'-ials of the U. S.
federal public health service, whose
policy it is to put the medical doctors
In absolute control of all ?tate and
local bonrds of sanitation and public
health. The advocates of the science
of drurrless healing have had several
conferences on the subject, with a
view of inducing t he legislature to
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Alliance, Nebraska
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' CHIROPRACTORS
OFFICE HOURS, 10 A. M.to 8 P. Is
NKW WILSON BLOCK
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Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
PHONE 251
Calls answered from office day
night.
THOMAS LYNCH
Att'y-at-Law
1619-1621 City National Baas
Building
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Interior and Exterior Views
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Phone Red 165
Why Is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, despondent,
worried; some days headachy, dull and
unstrung; some days really incapaci
tated by illness.
If we all would practice inside-bathing,
what a gratifying change would
take place. Instead of thousands of
half sick, anaemic-looking soula with
pasty, muddy complexions we Bhould
see crowds of happy, healthy, rosy
cheeked people everywhere. The rea
ton Is that the human system does not
rid itself each day of all the waste
which it accumulates under our pres
ent modo of living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken into the system
nearly an ounce of waste material
must be carried out. else it ferments
and forma ptoniaino-lilce poisons which
are absorbed into the blood.
Just as necessary aa it la to clean
the ashes from tho nirnace each day,
before the fire will burn bright and
hot, so we must each morning clear
pnint them a fair representation on i the Inside organs of the previous day's
the slate board. They contend that
rearly 0 per rent of the people of
Nebraska make use of the arts of
drugless healing as distinguished from
medicine, and that the percentage Is
increasing. For this and other rea
sons they nsk for representation on
the hoard. They have laid the mat
ter before Gov. Neville in the hope
that his sympathies may he enlisted.
These several schools of scientific
healing have formed an alliance for
tho purpose of preventing antagonistic
legislation. They advocate the policy
of medical freedom and at the con
ference here today they decided to
send out requests to their friends all
over tho state to write to the legis
lators praying for fair treatment in
the matter. One of the speakers
accumulation of Indigestible waste and
i body toxins. Men and women, whether
; sick or well, are advised to drink each
! morning, before breakfast, a glass of
I real hot water with a teaspoonful of
I limestone phosphate in it. as a har"i-
I less means of washing out of the
Men are strange creatures. They
will spend an hour hunting a collar
button instead of having an extra
supply and letting their wifo lind the
i missing one. ion never see a wom
an look for a hatpin she drops. Her
husband finds it when he walks
around in his hare feet.
Money makes the mare go, a bar
gain advertisement in the Herald
makes the woman go, and a. green
pepper makes the man-go.
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels the
Indigestible material, waste, sour bile
and toxins; thua cleansing, sweeten
ing and purifying the entire alimen
tary canal before putting more food
into the 6tomach.
Millions of people who had their turn
at constipation, bilious attacks, acid
stomach, nervous days and sleepless
nights have become real cranks about
the morning Inside-bath. A quarter
pound of limestone phosphate will not
cost much at the drug store, but is
(stated that our state constitution for- ! sufficient to demonstrate to anyone,
' bids the establishment of a state re-' 18 cleansing, sweetening and freshen-
ligion. thus laying down a principle ,UB CI,e u,Mm lne ieni
I which must protect the people against
the establishment of a state medicine.
which the medical doctors are trying
to do as evidenced by the provisions
of pending bills.
Doc Baldwin of St. Louis has found
there are 60,000,000 bacilli germs in
a teaspoonsful of street dust. New
the question ia who did he have
count them for him?
DYE & OWENS
Transfer Line
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
moved promptly, ana
Transfer Work solicit
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Close by Broncho lake with the
sunlight retlecting itself Joyously
from the ice over the surrounding
country, they sat in silence following
an hour's skating Harry and Laura
drinking in the glorious beauty of
the scene and communing with na
ture in one of her chosen shrines.
Afar in the west the sun seemed to
linger at the horizon's brim aa if un
willing to shut out from his gaze the
lovely landscape that glowed with a
softened and evxen melancholy radl
ence in his departing beams.
A thrilling cry burst from the lips
of the beautiful girl.
"Harry! Harry!" she almost
shrieked.
"What ia it darling?" lo asked,
placing his arm tenderly around her
waist. "Haa the roniatic. yet op
pressive, loveliness of the scenery
saddened your spirits "
"No, Harry! she screamed, waving
her hands wildly and making a fran
tic Jad at the small of her back. "'.
think it's some kind of a bug."
A sign reads. "Shoes shined inside.
Most persons prefer the old way of
blacking them on the outside.
LESS MtAI f BACK
AND KIDNEYS HURT
WHEN INOMAHA VISIT THE
iflrt I lrT7. "Omaha's Fun
'3arwSr Centre"
Brand Now Show H,,.,-,, n.iwi
EVERY WEEK
Cilia. Clitrf En!rtlnmfit. tt"ytxfr Gdis. Ask Ants
LA0.tr DIME KAPHtE OHILT .
DONT CO HOME SAYING'
I DIDN'T VIS IT THE GAYETY
ILLUSTRATORS- ffj, !
H. A. COPSEY
Physician and Surgeon
Office Phone. 360 Res. Phone, 34
Calls answered promptly day and
night from office. Offices: Alliance
National Bank Building, over the
Post Office.
A BIG SALE OF CATTLE
Splendid Hunch of Hcrefords and
Shorthorns at Auction in Carload
lots at Minatare, Nebraska
I
Take a glass of Salts to flash Kidneyi
if Bladder bothers you Drink
lots of water.
Eating meat regularly eventually pro
duces kidney trouble in some form or
other, says a well-known authority, be
cause the uric acid in meat excites the
kidneys, they become overworked; get
sluggish; clog up and cause all sorts of
distress, particularly back. u he and mis
ery in the kidney region; rheumatic twin
ges, severe headaches, acid stomach, con
stipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness,
bin hier and urinary irritation.
The moment your back hurts or kid
neys aren't acting right, or if bladder
bother you, get about four ounces of
Jad Salts from any good pharmacy;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of wutcr
before breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grHpea
and lemon juice, combined with litliin.
and h;ta been iimhI for generations to
Hush clogged kidneys and stimulate them
to normal activity; also to neutralize the
acids in the urine so it no longer irri-
tftt, thua ending bladder disorders,
ad Salts cannot injure anyone;
r.e a delightful effervescent lithia-
Urr drink which millions of men and
women take now and then to keep the
kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus
avoiding serious kidney disease.
A sale of cattle that will be of
special interest to many readers of
the Herald at this time of year will
be held at Minatare, Neb., on Satur
day, March loth. A quarter page ad
vertisement of the sale will be found
in this issue, to which we refer our
readers for full particulars.
It is needless for ua to say that an
investment in cattle now is sure to be
profitable, but we wish to call atten
tion to the class of stuff that is to be
offered at the above mentioned sale
and to the high reputation for fair
dealing of the owners Messrs. Lamb,
Dodd and Whitehead, and the men
who will conduct the ale.
Ranchmen and farmers of western
Nebraska who can handle one or
more car loads of raV'e the coming
season, in addition to what they al
ready have, will do well to attend
the sale at Minatare, Saturday of
next week.
Will outlast several steel tsnks ot
several tanks made from other Ma
terial, and cost less money. These
tanks will keep the water cooler la
summer and warmer In winter. Send
for price list today.
ATLAS TANK MFG. COMPANY.
Fred lloisen, Manager,
1102 W. O. V. Bldg., Omaha, Nb
When to Take ('linmhcrlaiii'K Tablets
When you feel dull and stupid af
ter eating. ,
When constipated or bilious.
When ou have a sick headache.
When you have a sour stomach.
When you belch after eating.
When you have indigestion.
When nervous or despondent.
x When you have no relish for your
meals.
When your liver is torpid.
Obtainable everywhere.
Adv mar
C. E. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office phone, 65 Res. phone, 51
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BURTON & REDDISH
Attorueys-at-Law
liand Attorneys
OFFICE, First National Bank Blda
PHONE 180
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
LKT ME CKY FOK YOU"
HARRY P. COURSEY
live Stock and General Sales
Specialist and Auctioneer
FA KM SALES A SPECIALTY
Terms Itoasonable
PHONE 664
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
J. D. EMERICK
Bonded Abstracter
I have the only set of abstract
books in Box Butte County
OFFICE: Rm. 7, Opera House Blocs
DR. D. E. TYLER
Dentist
PHONE 362
OVF.K FIHST NATIONAL HANK
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