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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 7, 1916)
SCSIMOLLRR & MUELLER Quality Pianos and Player Pianos Now offered end sof J direct from Factory to Home. nmnr w 1 1 i na::uann::tt:m:nu::::::n:::aau:r Lloyd's Column .:::::r:;:i:::r::;t:rt?ia:::nr.:ata it. j y n J ANY ONE intcnJiri to purchase a Piano or Mayer Piano within the next year should not fail to take advantage of our special proposition to first buyers In your community, for it means a round saving oi at least $100 to you. Schmollcr & Mueller Instruments arc Mechanically Correct and contain metl mellow rich tone quality that linger, in the "ory in vivid contrat to Instrumenn urumarur - Our S7 ve.r ol continued .... in lh ei.no hutinru fi. T ,,T"" oi ovr I.UJi.M'MM, aflimU you abwilula protectK. W. deliver m.r loilmmnli frea to ..or h.na aad arrant Urma to MU yon ooventence, 3 to 5 yaarl to pay. Beautiful new deaitfn. In GRANDS, UPRIGHTS nd PLAYERS. SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO. Largest Retailer oPianot In the World. p , 1311-13 Farnam St., - OMAHA, NEBR. Mail Tbla Coupoa To-d.y lor CaUlofi aad Iolonnation ol our re. Tri.l O.Ier ... y.mr llama. NAMR.. ADDRESS. .jiwpwwjm w in1 A ' . En& DYE & OWENS Transfer Lin HOUSEHOLD GOODS moved promptly, and Transfer Work solicited. Dray Phona 64 Residence phone 636 and Blue 674 ij i Before You Build Whether you contemplate build ing a house, bungalow, barn, garage anything at all come in and look over our assortment of up-to-date plans. And let us give you real practical help ideas and suggestions that will save you money, time, trouble and worry. And When You're Ready to build or even to repair or remodel remember that our flooring, siding, roofing, shingles, lath, sheath ing, dimension lumber, building paper and all kinds of building material are the cheapest and best. Come In and See Us First FOREST LUMBER con PAN Y Si I v . -.. r. Y If lrl'". Mullen finiii I'At hiuiK A rorpulatit tenor uas about to cci oti in tli" oratorio of "Klijah," when hi tiousirs pave wny at tlie prams. Niifiicrous pins Vf-rc brought into wrviri" hikI ll'):illy, wr-11 trusficd opt, ho wftit upon tho Htat;p an dsaim, "Yr I'cnplo, Rond Yimr Hearts, Rpnd Your llcartH. and Nut Your Uiir-inents." COMING TO -. , Wfjvr ' Vv-V,j; The Knlehmaii's l'rayer Ere I lay me down to Bleep, 1 pray thee, Lord, my loved ones keep: Watch over them, both night and day, Whilst I am wandering, far away; Protect my loving, faithful mate Who awaits my coming, soon or late; My children keep from earthly 111. Guide them to do Thy holy will; My fellow travelers, wherever sent, Guard thein from serious accident; Our country give thrice-blessed peace, Make war and Htrife forever cense; Pour out on me Thy bounteous grace As I travel from place to place; My daily work, I pray Thee bless. Lead me in paths of righteous neHs; Grant that I return safe home again, When my work Is done. Amen. M. J. Miller, Canton, 111. "V n TV. a frnnunnt rontrlhutot to Lloyd's Column, who .recently sent us the bit of prose entitled "Knott by a- Dam-Site", sends us In confirma tion of his tale a picture post card showing the greatest power dam in the world across the Mississippi river at Keokuk, Iowa. This dam is almost a mile long, 4 2 feet wide at the bottom, 29 feet wide on top and will produce 300,000 horsepower. We can assure our readers that this is true, even though every funny story that creeps into this column is untrue, "Knott by a Dam-Site." John Itheinkober, Alliance barber (and who, by the way, is a Wilson Republican), tells the following: "An Irishman rushed up to a farm house and asked for a shovel. When asked his reason for wanting a shov el he replied that he wanted it to dig his pal, Mike, out of the mud. 'And how deep is Mike in the mud?' asked the farmer. 'Up to his ankles,' re plied Put. 'Well.' said the farmer, 'why don't you let him dig himself out If he Is In only up to his ankles?' 'He can't.' said Pat, 'because he Is up to his ankles with his head down.' " At a military thurrh service riur tlie Smith African war ome re is were listenlnu to Hie chaplain luircli snyinp. "L"t them slay the is as Joshua pnio'o the Kvyp s," when a recruit whispered to companion: "Say, Hill, the old 'e ifl a bit off; doesn't 'e know it . .4 Kltehenei who swiped tile Efiyp- ians?" The teacher had explained that a nionatchy is a country ruled by a kinK. The pupils potlhat. "If the kintj dies, who rules?" the teacher continued. "The queen," someone BUKKosted. "Yes, tinder certain cir cumstances, which 1 shall explain 'er, that is true. Now, If the queen m, who takes her place?" Only one boy ventured to reply. "The Jack," he said. DRINK IRE WATER IF KIDNEYS BOTHER Eat let meat and take Salta for Back ache or Bladder trouble Neutralise acida. 1 Mad Pa Nearly Uni-licd A man who has traveled extensive ly says that two of the funniest idi oms he ever heard had to do with mealtimes. In one locality In the Kentucky mountains where he found great hospitality among the natives his hosts would drawl rhythmically, before each meal: "Don't be back- 'ards in comln' fo'ards. Make a long arm and lean to. Kverythin' Btand handy nlnh you." Among the Penn sylvanla Dutch he heard a girl call to her brother: "Come In here and eat yourself once. Ma and I are on the table now, and pa's half et al ready!" tm- . A I Traveling In the mountains a man '1 stopped at a cabin and asked for a drink of water. An old woman brought it to him, and after drinking he had quite a talk with her, telling her about some of the wonders he bad seen In the outside world. When he finally stopped to take a breath, the old woman took the pipe out of her mouth and said: "Stranger, if I knowed as much as you do, I'd go somewhere an start a little grocery. A Good Place to Stop Western Hotel has been remodeled and is the most up-to-date rooming house in Alliance 41 clean, airy, modern outside rooms. Every one desirable. Modern batn rooms on each floor. Plenty of hot water. New mattresses, springs and beds. They sleep fine. Ice water and other conveniences. Location desirable. One-half block north of depot Prices are reasonable. Rooms rented by day or week. Give us a trial. We guarantee satisfaction. The Western Hotel Uric acid in meat excites the kidneys, they become overworked; get sluggiah, ache, and feel like lumps of lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the bladder is irri tated, and you may be obliged to seek re lief two or three times during the night. When the kidneys clog you must help them flush oil the body's urinous wants or you'll be a real sick person shortly. At first you feel a dull misery in the kid ney region, you suffer from backache, -ick headnche, dizziness, stomach gets 'i'.t, tonpue coated and you feel rheu .ii'ie twinges when the weather is bad. ,:at 1-M meat, drink lota of water; . t L jct from any pharmacist four ounces t Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of crapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean clogged kidneys and stimulate tlicm to normal activity, nltto to neutralize the acids in urine, so it no lonLtr is a source of irritation, thus ending bladder weakn-oss. Tad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in ure; makos a deliphtful effervescent itliia water drink which evervone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active. Druggists here say they sell lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney trouble while it la only trouble. For particulars write Hox 7.r8!. care i of Alliance Herald. Alliance. Nebr. IO-lt-7.r,8 9 AM. I AM K, M'UltAsKA I MUD Imm 'Toils' SIM-X IAMST Will be at the Drake Hotel TlMiroday, September ilS. ItMO (INK DAY ONLY, Hour ( ,. M. to H V. M. Remarkable Success of These Talent ed Physicians in the Treatment of Chronic Discuses Ol ITU III I IK SIIUK IS I'RKT, Ol'' ( H.AIKil, The United Doctors, l';cnsod by the State of Nebraska ft r the treat ment of deformities and d!l i.ervous and chronic diseases cf v.eii, women and children, offer to a') 'JV.:o call on this visit, corisultatk , r xamination and advice free, ma ; uo charge whatever except tr- '.'tu'il cost of treatment for the . m of proving that tliey have a :. a:novured a system and lnetl r . p.ituients that are reasona' ..::. t.iid certa'n In their result' These Doctom ' nn Ameri ca's leading stomach and nei've spec ialists, and are experts n the treat ment of chronic diseases of the blood, liver, stomach. Intestines, skin, nerves, heart, spleen, kidneys or bladder, rheumatism, sciatica, di abetes, bed-wetting, ape worm, leg ulcers, weak lungs, and those afflict ed with long standing, deep seated, chronic diseases, that have baffled the skill of other physicians, shrould not fall to call. Deafness has often been cured in sixty days. According to their system no more operation for appendicitis, gall stones, tumors, goiter, piles, etc., as all cases accepted will be treated without operation or hypodermic In jection, as they were among the first in America to earn the name of "Bloodless Surgeons," by doing away with all pain in the successful treat ment of these dangerous diseases. If you have kidney or bladder (troubles bring a two ounce bottle of your urine for chemical analysis and microscopic examination. Worn-out and run-down men or women, no matter what your ailment may be, no matter what you have been told,' or the experience you have had with other physicians, settle It forever in your mind. If your case is incurable they will tell you so. Consult them upon this visit. It costs you noth'np. Remember this free offer is for this visit on.y. Married ladies must come with (heir husbands and minors with their parents. Ijihornforlcs, Mltwnukcr, WiHCOiifdn Adv-4n-?t-7.r.87 FOR SALE cheap, if taken at once. A relinquishment of 320 acres. SAYS MIDNIGHT STARTS PERIOD OF BEST SLEEP A iOOD UKST M AUUS I W Oil I 'AT AS MOUNTAINS ISli OVUK SHiH'f 12:00 o'clock midnight This should be the hour I t sleep. It Ih claimed by ' u thoriiy that one hour of ee:.L id uipht is woith the iiours o-' ,t at any other time. We po to bed tiled ir ...nd and body and If our sleep ,n good, we arise' refreshed and rejuvenated. Ev en cares that seemed as mountains at night are as nothing In the mom Ins. Truly, pood sleep is the repair !:hot lor the body. Miserable, indeed. Is the person who cannot sleep. Sleeplessness wvakiu.' the nervous system. It up sets the digestive organs, It influenc es the blood circulation, and every other function. When a man lies In bed and hears the clock strike one, two, three, four, his nervous system is shattered. Thousands tell how Tanlac baa brought them sound, healthy, re freshing sleep, strengthened their nerves, and given them good appe tites. It makes new rich, vitalixing blood and more nerve force. If you are pale and thin and lack vitality the rapid building up action of Tanlac will surprise you. Tanlac Is being specially lntroduc- I 1 1 .,11 I m . . ra in Aiuauce oy Harry inieie. GIRL WANTKI) Inquire at AIM a nre Steam laundry. 38-tf-7512 We will furnish the money im bnild homes In Alliance. We Imqieet the property ourselves and furnish money (pilckly at a low rate of Inter est. Nebraska IjiihI Company, Alli ance, Nebr. Clear Skin Comes from Within It is foolish to think you can gala a pood clear complexion by the use of face powder. Get at the root of the trouble and thoroughly cleanse the system with a treatment of Dr. King's New Life Pills. Gentle and mild In action, do not gripe, yet they relieve the liver by their action on the bowel. Good for young, adults and aged. Go after a clear complex ion today. 2 5c at your druggist. "7 Adv 1 ; Consign Your Shipments to the Blain Horse & Mule Commission Co, Grand Island, Nebraska Our Motto: "Service and a Square Deal" Auction Every Tuesday and Wednesday. Private Sales, Daily For Information write or wire us 1 A. 11. WHEELER, Proprietor 110 Box Butte Avenue Alliance, Nebraska The Professional Trouble Maker The menace of every community is the professional trouble maker. lie crawls Into the confidence of his vie tims with all the subtility of the snake. He pursues his vile calling in the two-faced manner of the coy ote, to which breed he belongs. He is the curse that makes human exist ence a hell. His daily recreation is slinging dirt and filthy lies. Tbe height of his ambition is to destroy the happiness of people who think him their dearest friend. You do him a favor and he'll make your life a hell. You call his bluff and be will fawn at your feet. A coward and a Judas, yes, even worse than the Judas that betrayed bis Master with a kiss because he bad the nerve to go and hang himself. Will we never be free from tbe toils of such a wretch. The holy bonds of matri mony and the confidant betrothed es capes not his dirty slanderous tongue. Oh, god of the Islam and the God of the Christian, mercifully rid the world of this stinking reptile. We care not how you do it hang, burn, electrocute, drown or shoot, or all. "Judge not lest ye be Judged." comes the warning burled from the righteous tongue of the only right eous person that ever came to this sinful earth, but, Ood forgive Judge ment upon such a wretch. But they are a part of the microcosm a can tankerous boll that must be endured. Exchange. ii im hi mmmmmmmmri. mmmmmmmm I r. O. B. OETROIT Ml ' You wilt not see a long list of necessary acces sories advertised for Max well cars. ELECTRIC starter and lights, one-man mohair top, demountable rims, rain-vision windshield, speedometer, linoleum covered floor boards and run ning boards all these features, which are found on much more expensive cars, are part of the regular Maxwell equipment They are included in the list price. When you buy a Maxwell, your investment is com pleted There are no extras to buy. In addition you get a car of proved endurance, of unusual economy. And behind these qualities there is the record and reputation of the Maxwell, which is second to none. We insist and will prove to you that the Maxwell is the world's greatest motor car value. S-pmj4 Touring Cr, $593 3-iiiwjfr Ctbriolmt, $865 -pMn4r tomdutmr . 580 6-pngr Town Car, 915 5'potr Sda, $985 Geo. F. Hedgecock Auto Company Hemlngford, Nebraska WW