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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 10, 1916)
tnntmttuwu B SCHMOLLER & MUELLER Duality Pianos and Player Pianos Now offered and sold direct irom Factory to Home. ANY ONE Intending to purchase a Tiano or Tlaycr Piano within the next year should not fail to take advantage of our special proposition to first buyers in your community, for it means a round saving of at least $100 to you. Schmollcr & Mueller Instruments are Mechanically Correct and contain a tweet mellow rich lone qusmy in iin.cn w. im vivid oontrait to instruments ordinarily sold on the Special bales flea. Our R7 rrt of ennliniwd iucmi In the piano botlnert give yn "' I tmr npmmr. .nd our 25 rear Kn.r.nle.. beck.d by o " CaPUal Kno ml cww ii.0U0.UU0.0U, affords yoa bolut protoclwa. Ws d.llver onr inttrmncaU frM lo your boa and rrrno terms to cult yoo ranUnni, JmS years to pay. Beautiful new designs to GRANDS, UPRIGHTS and PLAYERS. CCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO. Larqetl Retailer ofPlanoa In th World. ' F, 133' 1311-13 Farnam St., - OMAHA, NEBR. Mall Thla Coo poo To-day lor Catalog and Inlormalloa ol our Free Trial Oi'cf In your Home. NAME. - - - an w I i " T ADDRKSS.. 1,13 HARNESS Hand made from beat matarlal. Outlast any factory made goods Call and see. Harness-repairing br experienc ed harness maker. J. M. CX)VKRT At M. D. Nichols' stand. Alliance r if Please The Famil u BrinAUorxN 2ard 3 times Weekly , ICE CREAM. Take them a treat for warm weather. The expense Is light while the treat Is liked by all. Nothing better for- ( the family than pure, wholesome Ice Cream. When you f . 1 If s take them a S3 Diamond Ice Cream 1 ' they will like It because they know that it Is made In I anltary surroundings from pure Ingredients. Buy It at a 4. BRENNAN'S THIELE'S or JOE SMITH'S ALLIANCE CREAM'RY LUHW COMPANY Wm phone 545 1 Ira You will Laugh if you go to see the TOM CHRISTY All White Minstrels AT THE Phelan Opera House Wednesday-August 16th -"'"' ' - , . ' Latest tongs, dances, monologues and musical specialties The Show that has pleased the entire Northwest " Hear the band at 8 o'clock in front of the Theatre Prices 25-35 and 50 cts Lloyd's Column lunch. Approaching a young lady who was sitting alone, he lifted his hat and said snayely: "I beg your pardon. Miss." "WellT" Interrogat ed the girl calmly. "Why,- er you see. It Is this way. I answered a per sonal In the paper and made an en gagement with a young lady whom I hare never seen to meet her here. Now, are you waiting fo rme?" "I might be waiting for you," she said. Ah, indeed," responded the masher, delighted. "Yes, you see, I ordered lobster and it hasn't come yet. Are you ltT" Some (JimmI Live Ones x The Great Westerner, an Interest ing little booklet published monthly by the Great Western Comminslon Company of South Omaha and Den ver, contains some frood Jokes of re cent vintage. A.f-w from the Aug ust number are given below: "I went around looking at signs In the department stores. One sign said, 'Ladies' skirts, one-third off.' I looked around and another stated. Ladies' skirts, two-thirds off.' Across the street was another one that start ed with. 'Ladies' skirts ' but I didn't have nerve enough to go across to Bee what the rest of that sign said." A man from the city went to a small country town In New Hamp shire to pass his summer vacation. At the station he took the stage, which was drawn by two dilapidated horses, and found that he had no smaller bill than a five-dollar one, which he handed to the driver. The driver looked at it a minute and then aald, "Which horse do you want?" "You say this western statesman styles hlwaelf 'Tornado Bill'?" "Yes Among his constituents he's the big wind, but by the time he reaches Washington his velocity has spent it self and becomes a feeble whisper." Policeman What are you stand lng there for? Loafer Nufflnk. Po llceman Well, Just move on. If er erybody was. to stand In one place, how would the rest get paBt? The class was seated ready for rec itation, when a young atudent rushed In and dronned a Kreat bunch of books on the floor. The nervous prO' feasor Jumped and then said angrily: "Young man, go down to the presi dent's office and drop those books Just like that." The youth departed, returning In a few mornents and calmly taking his seat In the class. "Did you do as I told you?" demand ed the irate professor. "Yes, sir "What did the president say?" "Nothing," coolly returned the stud' ent. "He wasn't there." "I have come," said the old Bub scriber, "to complain about your re port of my daughter's wedding "What was the matter with it?" de manded the editor. "Well, her name Is Gratia, but you printed It 'Gratis j ' That's not so bad," said the editor "Rh var elven away, wasn t sner "Can you alter that gown to At- me. do you think?" "Certainly not I madainoUHIe. That isn't done any 1 more. You must be altered to fit the gown." ' As the steamboat from New Lon ' don was about to leave for New York the other evening, a young man. lead ing a blushing and buxom damsel by the hand, approached the polite clerk and said, In a low and confident tone: Mlster, me and my wife have Jest got married and are looking for ac commodations." "Looking for a berth, I suppose." said the clerk, as he passed tickets to others who were waiting.. "A birth! Thunder and lightning, no." gasped the astonished rustic. "We hain't but Just got mar ried. We only want a place to' stay all night, you know. tbat'B all." ' That parental affection does not al ways see things aa they are Is Illust rated by a story told by a Georgian. Harper's monthly tells that he over heard this conversation between two patives who had formerly been close friends. "All your boya turned out well, did they?" "Yes; I reckon they did." "What's John doing now?" "He's doctoring In Texas." "And what is Dick doing now?" . "He's en larging a country newspaper and col lecting subscriptions.", "And Wil liamwhat's he doing?" "He's preaching the gospel and splitting rails for a living." "And what are you doing?" "Well, I'm supporting John and Dick and William." He was one of those dapper little "mashers" who flit about down in the big town of Denver at the chop hous es and dining rooms trying to flirt with the stenographers and office girls who drop in about noon for HEAR WITHOUT EARS Police ami Detectives Are Using Lip Heading in Place of the Dictagraph 4 3 I 'lit uiiliiu r PF i lir f rJll Transfer Line v' itrWhr; TtjgZ "J HOUSEHOLD GOODS 0 . v ?r-k aW moved promptly, and 1 DYE & OWENS t il Transfer Work aollett- a W-'-m -i '".- . Dray Phone 54 Residence phone 636 and Bine 874 Thousands of deaf people are today throwing away all hearing devices and enjoying all conversation. This method is easily and quickly acquired i thru our system. Absolutely the only j thing of its kind In the country. Our proposition Ib entirely original. We guarantee results, it will amaze you. Cost is trifling. See what New Inter national Encyclopaedia says on Lip Heading. Hundreds of people with normal hearing are taking up Lip ReadinK for Ihe many adidtlonal ben- nflts gained. You can understand what the actors are saying in the moving pictures. You can under stand wbat people are saying Juat as far away as you can see them. The eye understands beyond the range of hearing. Send no money, but men tion this paper and state whether or not you are deaf. All particulars will be sent you absolutely free and with no expense to you. Address. Srhool of Lip Language, Kansas City, Missouri. . mm CHANGING DEPOT LOCATION Burlington Making l'.xten.Mlve Cluurge in lleniingford Station Will Rnlargp Freight House The Burlington railroad is making some alterations and Improvements in its station and property at Hem ineford. The depot is fo be movd across the track and faced north, near the new tank. e A new twelve hundred foot track Is to be constructed on the south side and the stock track will be extended two hundred and fifty feet east. These changes will be a big im provement at Hemlngford and the new location of the depot will be much handler for the traveling pub-He. Liver Trouble i"I am bothered with liver trouble about twice a year," writes Joe Ding man. Webster City, Iowa. "I have pains in my side and back and an aw ful soreness in my stomach. I heard of Chamberlain's Tablets and tried them. By the time I had used half a bottle of them I was feeling fine and had no signs of pain." Obtaina ble everywhere. Adv aug MITCHELL WON GAME Alliance Ilae4all Tentm Held River- ' ites Down until the 8th Iyning ' The baseball ame played at Mitch ell Sunday afternoon between the Al liance team and the Mitchell team was won by the rlverites to the tune of 4 to 0. ; The Allianee boys showed up well and held the Mitchell boys down to nothing until the eighth inning, when something went rong and the Mit chellltes got four runs through. The trip to, Mitchell was made in autos and the oya all report an ex cellent time. The Bungalow Craze Bungalow homes arc becoming more popular every season. But why waste your time looking about at ran dom? We have plans for scores of different designs that may suit you bet ter than any home you have ever seen. Lumber and All Material Wc can furnish you material as well as ideas. Our yard is well stocked with flooring, siding, shingles, sheath ing, dimension lumber, building paper, lath, roofing and building materials of all kinds. 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