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IWn m Mm I JHi bUHU full IM and l AUlUM 4 nittira HNMlMran pl-( v.m. artifcottthnlf WrtMtoeilM'atMwfe-tkU. AfUGOAK UUlCHS. atrlou lul CiT H. J. WHITTiEB, ri I Uf, Mk lUgtlnu MuIcmI lAiruay 1 am going to start this article on ragtime with a single definite state ment. In which is contained my most earnest belief and stand In regard to this phase of music. Here it is. Mod ern ragtime has no rightful claim for existence. Why. I nape to be able to show conclusively to thinking per sons why ragtime has no rightful claim for existence. On the face of it this stand In regard to ragtime may appear ridiculous, exaggerated and untennable, for the great p re- valency of demand for this feature almost appears to give assumption that ragtime has its use and belongs in the activities of the world. I will show you before I am through ,1 hope, the use and place of ragtime and then Bee if this is wuat Is wanted by true cultured people. But, like most Questions, analyxation is neces sary for a complete understanding of this subject in order that any defi nite conclusion may be reached; and this analyzation must have a wide field. The secret of civilization is due to Just one thing, and regardless of the varying philosophies of different ages or the different religious beliefs I hold this one thing to be one main cause of civilization, and that is the hope and steadfast belief in a life hereafter. Without this hope life would have degenerated Into mere animalism, Instead of letting the, ape and tiger die and arising to monu mental spiritual heights through the God given soul of Man. Now I want to take a survey of the past and it must necessarily be brief and fragmentary. Man's first step upon receiving mind was his desire to appease his crudely understood God, and this took form in various ways. One particular form was that his gods would be more pleased and his chance of a happy life in the next world was greater in proportion to the number of skulls of men he had killed and were added to his collec tion. But as the population of man increased and the invention of lan guage was necessary, Man formed tribes, the first step in the social life of Man, and ceased bis individual slaughterings, but took the same means of appeasing his gods by the extermination of neighboring tribes. And it was many centuries long after the tiibles became colonies and col onies states and the states countries that these warfares came to have any different meaning, such as the devel opment 'Into the idea of National Honor Patriotism, Protection and Defense of Principle. Now it was en lightenment caused by necessitating circumstances that brought about the decrease. in manslaughter, and it was enlightenment that . finally brought out our more developed understand ing of the real use of war. And yet as the eavagea slaughtered, thru hopes of eteraal Ufa and .gradually ceased his slaughtering thru the same hope, so we have come to abhor war and all crimes of all nature thru the same hope of a future life and by a greater and. deeper .knowledge and , under standing of our creator. And so 1 be lieve that in the same manner all phases of our present day civilisation may be traced to the same principle that the hope of a future life had led to the enlightenment in ail branches of life mental, moral, physical. Now what is It that liws hereafter. The soul undoubtedly, for that Is the real person .which is unseen and un knowable except thru the manifesta tions of his dally. activities. . There fore, what Is the real purpose of this life. Simply , the education, training ud development of the soul for its larger life in the next. The more of the life of the soul here, the greater possibilities of the . life Of the soul hereafter. . Therefore WHATEVEH SERVES MAN TO THE DETRI MENT OF THE SOUI HAS NO RIGHTFUL CLAIM FOR EXIST ENCE. Enough more eould be said to fill an entire newspaper on this much of our topic, but the foregoing must suffice to bring clearly to our ntlnda thu uselessness and degrading tendency of ragtime. Music, as art, is one of the most powerful factories In the world for education, self-development, and civ ilization. Please take this for granted for In later articles I shall endeavor to show how. Music, as art, serves the soul exclusively .as it appeals to and brings out every emotion and passion known to the soul. In thus serving the soul Music takes its place among all eternal values of God's gifts to man. . It takes its place among literature, science, painting, education, and religion, etc. But ragtime is God's gift of soul-development degraded Into low, vulgar pur poses. By ragtime I am including not only ragtime proper but also hes itations, fox trots, senseless two steps and sentimental waltzes. .This entire line when words are put to them express mostly the lowest of suggestive thmitrbts. a misrepresen tation of the sacred ness of love, or a sichlsh slugrish mess of sentiment! Mop.' And this low stuff appeals to low minds and countenanced by peo ple ; of 'pretence of culture. Is this what 'you want as National Folk SonCgs of -America; and this what is being considered aa fact in Europe. Compare "In the City Where No body Cares." "Beets and Turnips Rag." "You Made Me What I Am To day." with "Every Valley Shall Exalted," and the "Halleujab Chorus" from the Jriesslab. and "Put on Your Paint and Powder," from Pagliaccl. Enough. said. So far as the theoretical side of ragtime., writing -is 'concerned, ; rag time Is fcorrectly written, but it-la the low state of a man's Intelligence that prompts him to write that kind of rausle. Oh. It- lent music. It Is prlmatlve tom-tom work ; for music has design and purpose, while th' only purpose' of ragtime Is rhythm, and this we foand. to be the first ele ment of undeveloped music and used exclusively ' foe. frenzied stvare lances. The rest of this must t continued next week. I know that this article will appeal to. tklnklnt; people,' but I be( each person who reads this to do Just one thing r thlnk, v think, think of why you were placed here, and tf you can ar rive at a sane conclusion then the different phases of life, music In cluded, will disclose their proper value to you for your own best good, Lloyd's Column Kttmntu innmnnnmmmum Another Hotjuct for the "Q." He rode on the "Q" thru the sand hills HIb longest trip yet, I guessed. As the train sped fast on its journey The scenery his fancy impressed. At length he became so excited That I swear on this good word of mine, He wrote on a postal, "Dear Mildred, These mountains are certainly fine!" F. B. T. Ouch! There was a young lady named Banker, Who slept while the ship lay at anchor. She awoke and she pouted When the mate on deck shouted: "Now raise up the top sheet and spanker!" Luke McLuke. This tale on its face seems menda cious; The mate was, perhaps, too loqua cious, But the boat was at anchor, And raising the spanker Was perfectly proper, b'gracious. Dally Drift by Doc Bixby. If the 'ship had been In western Nebraaker The mate would not have had to ask her, To raise up the sheet, .For oar winds can't be beat, -The sheet would have blown to the pasture. ' Hie Original OpfcimlNt J. & Kroch ., the Ogalalbv traveling man, relates the following: "The i HI from, the tenth story of. a build ing in Kansas City and who. as he passed the eighth story going-down, called out 'I'm all right so far,' re peating hia call as he passed each story." A. Woman Lied to Him , Two Alliance women, whose names we wilt not mention at this time, were In Omaha recently, standing. on the street across from , a-new sky scraper hotel and looked up to see a man fall from the eighth story of the building striking the sidewalk with a sickening crunch. They rushed across to pick up his mangled re mains and were rendered speechless by seeing him rise to bis feet and be gin to brush the dust from his clothes. They naturally plied him with questions as soon as they could speak, asking him how he happened to fall from an eighth story window. "Ob," said he, "a woman lied to me." 'A woman lied to you? What did she sayf" they asked. "She told me,' 'said the now immaculate vic tim, "that her husband was In Kan sas City." And Ibis Was at Sidney "Not many moons in the rear a certain married man in this village received a severe Jolt in the domestic machinery through an awkward blunder. It was at a special func tion and the man was ore than inter ested In a young woman who doesn't belong to him. The young woman Is making a collection of ardent smiles and even carries some court plaster around to apply to bleeding hearts which became so from her killing looks, so she did not set the married gentleman back In his own orbit but quite the reverse. At a later hour the man slipped into a quiet retreat according to previous arrangement, and in the gloaming gathered the .uaiden's hand into his large warm clasp as a beginning to a real hand holding scene. A soft voice-breathed gently, 'don't crush my flowers,' and bis heart was congealed at the famil iarity of the tones, which, except for the softness, belonged to the wife of hia errant bosom. Now that house hold doesn't have to buy lee, for the atmosphere is down around forty as she wonders whose hand he though he was holding, and he. wonders who the devil her liquid tones; were for. It is' awful good of us not to name names but the' parties eoncerened know' what they are." Sidney Tele fraph. r- Here' is the way our old friend Walter Mason, -sings of the juall or der Clothes: I bought me a suit of the Searsbuck brand, they aaid It was tailored and sewed by hand; they said It was woven of finest wool, and and . couldn't b torn by an angry bull; they said It was fine, and would kurely last, till Gabriel tooteth the Better Service to You , W don't want yon to think of the First State Bank just as a place to deposit your money, although of course we are glad to have you keep as large a balance with us as is possible. It is our desire to render our patrons every service and accom modation that can reasonably be expected of us. The Burroughs Bookkeeping Machine, which we have just added to our equipment, makes it possible for us to give you better service than ever before in the handling of your account. By the machine method, your account is kept in balanceaH the time. If, as sometimes happens, you want a statement of your bal ance in a hurry, we can give it to you, including today's checks and deposits, in less than five minutes. A neatly printed statement made out on the Burroughs goes to each depositor every month. The statement shows all checks and de posits and gives the balance of your account to date, taking the place of the tedious and unsatisfactory plan of calling in and balancing pass books. The machine affords absolute protection against errors in figure handling. It can't make a mistake. You can always be sure that your machine-figured balance is correct. The increased speed, accuracy and protection of this mechanical bookkeeping system, added to our thorough knowledge of good, con sistent banking and business methods, makes it possible for us to of fer you an improved service that is equal to that furnished by the country's most progressive banks. First State Bank CONDENSED STATEMENT OF THE FIRST STATE BANK MAY 18, 1916 Resources Loans f217.061.0S Furniture ft Fixtures. . . 8,600.00 Cash 86,886.20 Expense . . 4,140.18 1260,678.46 Liabilities Capital Stock 886,000.00 Undivided Profits. 8,081.28 Deposits 206,798.66 Cashier's Checks 11,812.29 Depositors G. Fund ... 484.11 2260,676.46 final blast. It was ten -cents cheaper than suits I'd bought from local deal ers, who seemed quite hot, and abed a bucket of briney tears, when I bought my-clothes or the Saw buck Rears. : I- wore that suit when the day was damp and It shrunk to the Bize of a postage stamp; the coat split up and the vest split 'down and I scared the horses all over townr for the buttons' popped and -the. seams they tore .and the stitches gave, with a sullen roar.' And I gave that .suit to a maiden small, ho found It handy to dress her doll." Hastings Trl.-bune. "After this," warns Judge Ander sen, Vwhen a man who has had a mis hap,with his car wants us to stop and help hirahe must have a red light or some other stopping signal." For on night recently, while . the. Judge was coming from south of town, he noticed a car stopped by the side of the road.- Thinking the driver was in-distress, the. Judge stopped and asked if they needed assistance. The driver of the car by the aide of: the road took his arms from around a young lady sitting beside him and said to her, Do we need, any help, dear?" , Se replied, "No, you seem to be doing all that can be done." Hence the above ultimatum. Dalton Delegate. CORVALLIS. Ore. May 21 Dick Kiger. a tanner, made a mistake Knd mixed wall planter Instead of a ferti lizer. called "land plaster" with his clover seed when be seeded a sixty- acre field. After the field was seeded i he .discovered. his mlstak an' , the experts at the Oregon Agricul tural coUece what he should do. I "We would advise that you now tint the field or put on some neat rural design of wallpaper," was the answer. -r - Spotted Ilia, Buslnee ;v , First Trasap Once I was in. a fair way- ter becoming a millionaire, but a- labor-savin' r device ruined; me. Second .Tramp Yer don't say so! Haw was-that 7 n First Tramp 1 was) gettin' on i nicely as a barman, in a public house, when the boss bought a cash register. Liverpool Globe. ....Avoid Hprins; Colds Sudden changes, high winds, shift' ing seasons- cause colds and grippe, and these apring colda are annoying: and dangerous and are likely to turn into a chronic summer cough. In such cases, take a treatment of Dr. K'nk's New Dtacovtry, a pleasant lax ative Tar Syrup. It soothes the rouh, checks the cold and helps to break .up an attack of, grippe. It's Already prepared, no mixing or fuss ing. Jut ask your druggist for a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery. Tested and tiled for over 40 years. 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