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by bankers and hay dealers wherever introduced; as essential
to the farmer as the interest table to the banker or the adding
machine to the office.
Price of tables, 50c each; set of three, $1.00.
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ILER GRAND HOTEL
ICth and Howard Streets OMAHA, NEISK.
All Stockmen know this Hotel Most of them stop with us
Well Located Always Comfortable
South Omaha Cars Pass Our Door
RATES: $1.00 to $2.00 Single; 75 cts. to $1.50 Double
Try us once under the new management
You will come again
Harry Ryan still in charge of the Bar
Topular Priced Cafe P. W. AliKKSKLL, Prop.
A half dozen fine Bono Tipped Corn Cob Pipes, symbols of the
comfort we furnish, mailed to you FREE OF ALL CHARGE,
if you send us this add with your address
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HIGH GROUND NURSERY STOCK
Cheapest to buy and best to plant. You do not go to low
lands or draws for seed corn. Why go there for trees? Our
stock is not forced and will give you entire satisfaction. Our
plant is located tho farthest west of any nursery in the state,
which insures prompt service.
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YORK, NEBRASKA
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When You Write Letters
You ought to have the most suitable
stationery you can get, whether you're
writing for a job, or accepting a pro
posal of marriage, or simply sending a
long gossipy letter to a chum.
Our Stationery
supply is composed of styles, tints and weights to
please a variety of tastes. It makes writing a real
pleasure. And our prices Your Money's Wcrth.
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An oi l criminal wuh out asked
what was tin- tint Mt'p that b-d him
to ruin, ai.il In- said, '"I 'he lir.st tiling
Hint led in' to in clounlall w;i:i
clioatinu an editor out of two ycar.-l
subset liit ion. When I had done that
In devil Ii -i i Mich a nip on me that
I could not diake tiiin off."
An exchange tells of a certain gen
tleman who, proposinK marriaco to a
certain lady, consulted her pastor na
to tho wisdom of his choice. "I four,
Hiild tho clergyman, who had more
than a passing knowledge of tho la
dy's imperious temper and dominant
disposition, "that it would not be har
monious. I doubt if you would be
happy." "Why, Isn't she a Chris
tian? was the (juostlon. "Oh, yes,
indeed, but tho Lord puts up with
people that you and I can't," replied
the minister.
out in Allston.
So .lonos declared at breakfast that
he'd tackle the owner of the dog on
the way to business, and "cet this
thing settled. "
"Well, Joseph," asked Mrs. Jones
that, evening, "did you do anything
about t hat wretched dog?"
Mr. Jones puffed out his nieaper
chest with prido.
Yes, I did," ha replied. "I told
lirown that if ho didn't put u stop to
it I'd buy a piano and let both our
tirl take lessons!"
BRENNAN'S
Hot and Cold Drinks, Lunches Served
at Our Sanitary fountain.
OPENING OF VALUABLE GOVERNMENT
IRRIGATED HOMESTEAD LANDS
43 Farms, 80 to 160 Acres Each
LOCATION AND CHARACTER OF THESE LANDS: From throe to
ton miles North of C. 11. & Q. U. 11., nearest Hu'yard anil Minataro,
Neb., in tho North Platte Valley. They are well adapted for al
falfa, small grain, corn, sutrar beets, live stock and dairying.
TERMS: Land ih free. Permanent (lovernmont water right costs
$55 per acre, 20 years' time, payable sf 2.75 per acre down, no 1'ur
ther payments for five years, no interest charged.
HOW TO OBTAIN A FARM: If you are interested in the method of
opening these farm between March Hi and '24, or the location of
41 additional Government-irrigated latins now open to entry
write me at once. There is no time to lose, if you would booonn
the owner of one of these very valuable farms.
Our publication, "The North Platte Valley,
i ' M ' 11 1
I roe on roouosi, win give one an excellent ntoa
of this desirable locality.
S. II. IIOWAKD, IMMMUtATION AdKNT.
I'. 11. & Q. II. U. To.
lOOl Fur nam Street, Omaha, Neb.
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:im KENTUCKY"
I Am the Ncwspa'ier
(Uy Joseph II. Finn)
Born of the deep, daily need of a
nation I am the Voice of Now the
incarnate ppirit. of the times Mon
arch of things that Are.
My "cold type" burns w ith the fire
blood of human action. I am fed by
arteries of wire that girdle the earth.
I drink from the cup of every living
joy an dsorrow. I sleep not rest
not. I know not night, nor day, nor
season. I know no death, yet I am
born again with every morn with
every noon with every twilight. I
leap into fresh being with every new
world's event.
Those who created me cease to be
the brains and heart's blood that
nourish me go the way of human dis
solution. Yet I live on and on.
I am Majestic in my Strength-
Sublime In my Tower Terrible In
my Potentialities yet as democratic
as the ragged boy who sells me for a
penny.
I am the consort of Kings the
partner of capital the brother of
toll. The Inspiration of the hopeless
the right arm of the needy the
champion of the oppressed the con
science of the criminal. I am the ep
itome of the world's Comedy and
Tragedy.
My responsibility is Infinite. I
speak, and the world stops to listen.
I say the word, and battle flames the
horizon. I counsel peace, and the
war lords obey. I am greater than
any individual more powerful than
any group. I am tne dynamic lorce
of Public Opinion. Rightly directed,
am a Creator of Confidence. A
builder of happiness In living. I am
the Backbone of Commerce. The trail
Blazer of Prosperity. I am the
teacher of Patriotism.
I am the hands of the Clock of
Time the clarion voice of Civiliza
tion.
I am the Newspaper.
I'n Ise Modesty
The South Sea Island belles.
They wear nothing but shells;
Their nronrietv s something amaz
ing;
In tho Cannibal Isles.
Where the styles run to smiles.
Women's conduct, tia la, deserve:
praising.
And in distant Nippon,
Where they put little on,
And go bathing in scanty apparel.
Where the very worst prude
Has to stand for the nude,
'Tis a crime to go home in a barrel.
The Somaliland maid,
When arrayed for parade
(Beads and bracelets are always le
rigour)
Is naive in her ways,
And she doesn't need stays
To impart correct lines to her tigger.
Miss September Morn
In the suit she was born
In is proper, in spite of the censor;
The artist knew best
When he left her undressed
Though her clothes. I'll admit, might
be denser.
';: 3 ths Choicest Selected
Ibr!sy Grown World';
Best Tobacco
;h. mellow, luscious
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rich, juicy
puts into the
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acl.y Ik1. tin' fruily-swci t
ic clioiccit elected Durlcy
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is tin; fliv.Je product of
tobacco-grow inn. selected, re
examined leaf by leaf. Then
. '. j'-d-slcmiin-d and made into lus-
: :. -, with tlie mellow flavor per-
:!, retained. And it's made with
ie food exactness in one of the
won. is greatest piu lactones.
lien you're reveling in the rich.
v, eel, navor oi uiu lNcmucKy, you re
ci'e.MiiK tnc luscious rcsuu oi me mosi
modern methods oi mgn-graue pmg
tobacco making.
Is it any wonder that Old Kentucky
. . f i - i . t.
is the most uencious cnew on cunnr
Try a 10c plug to-day. You're bound
to like it.
OKI Kentucky No. 4
BIDS FOR BIG WRESTLE
$206, 428. HO. I predict that before
1916 shall have ended your average
i
weekly payments to the government I
on tobacco will more than pay for this '
magnificent building, leaving the col- '
lertions for the other lifty-ono weeks i
as clear prolit to tho government. j
"Winston-Salem is shipping on an I
average eaeh week day to all parts of !
this country and to foreign lands ut
least Jir.o.uoo of tobacco products. i
"In conclusion, Winston-Salem i
manufactures more tobacco, all to
bacco products are taken into thisj
statement, than any other city on i
earth, little or big. Industrially, she j
is easily first in North Carolina, pop-i
ulatlon considered, first in America I
and I believe in tho world; socially, a
never failing delight to her friends.
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FEDERAL GAME LAW
Stock and Supply Tanks
S. I,. Vhi wimnI Write Omalui World-
HornM, Asking Why Sprintf ShMi
ing Should Not lie Allowed
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Slate Fair Association Asks for
Steher-(iotcli Match lor
Labor Day
tbo
Lincoln, March 4 Secretary W. R.
Mellor of the state fair will make an
offer to Gene Melady to bring the
Stecher-Gotch wrestling match to
Lincoln on Labor day so attractive
that it will have to be considered, ac
cording to Mellor this morning. Mr.
Mellor says ho can bring several
thousand more people to Lincoln
than will go to any other town.
The state fair board will also offer
Melady J!reo use of t ho state fair
grounds, the amphitheatre and other
state fair equipment, if the match
I be held here on any day dining
th.
ate fair.
I la nk I 'oolisliness
You occasionally see it stated that
colds do not result from cold weath
er. 1 hat is rank loolishnoss. Were
it true colds would be as prevalent in
midsummer as in midwinter. The
microbe that causes colds nourishes
in damp, cold weather. To get rid
of a cold take Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. It is effectual and is high
ly recommended by people who have
used It for many years as occasion
required, and know its real value.
Obtainable everywhere.
Adv March
Tin: rouiji's li:ai-
ISii TO U A CCO TOWN
iiiMoii-Sulem, N. ('., Now Maiiufiu -
lures More Tobacco Product s
Than Any Other City
But a peach at the beach
(I'm beginning to preach)
If once of her skirts she's divested.
Though her clothes, I suppose,
Reach from shoulders to toes,
By the guard she is promptly arrest
ed.
During u school tea a kindly lady
sat regarding one of the young guests
with evident alarm. Undismayed by
the lady's glances, the young hopeful
demolished plate after plate of bread
and butter and cake. At last the la
dv could stand it no longer. Going
uplo the urchin, she said:
"My boy, have you never read any
book which would tell you what to
eat. what to drink, and what to
avoid'.'"
"Why. bless yet, ma'am." replied
the young gentleman, with his mouth
full of cake, "I don't want no book
It's verv simple. I eats all I can, I
drinks all I can, an' I avoids bustin'.
Jones is a meek little man till he's
roused; then nothing stops him. The
other night Mrs. .ones and he could
n't sleep a wink all night because of
the noise their neighbor's dog iu.de,
Following are extracts from an ud
dress delivered by Col. A. D. Watts,
colector of internal revenue for the
Fifth District of North Carolina, at a
smoker given by The Twin City Club,
Winston-Salem, February 4, 1916:
"Winston-Salem is supplying one
fourth of all the chewing and smok
ing tobacco consumed in the United
States, besides exporting vast quanti
ties to foreign lands. This statement
is taken from the report of the com
mlssloner of Internal revenue for the
first quarter of the present fiscal year
and from private advices from Wash
ington, as to the second quarter.
which ended December 31, last.
"Your city is making one-seventh
of all tobacco products chewing and
smoking tobacco, cigars, cigarettes
and snuff manufactured in the
United States. Y'our manufacturers
are paying on an average about f 37
000 a day revenue taxes to the gov
ernment and the amount is increas
ing from month to month. When your
government building, much the band
somest in the state, was completed
last July at a cost of f250.000 your
newspapers made the statement that
the taxes Paid in your city to I'ncle
Sam for the first eight days of its oc
cupancy would pay for it. Since Sep
tember, it has taken only a fraction
over seven average days collections
here to equal its cost. So far this
week. Mr. Cranford hat taken in
(From Omaha World-Herald)
Council Bluffs, la.. March 2 To
the Editor of the World-Herald :
While reading the World-herald of
March 2, I came across these head
lines: "Neble Found Hunting. Good
in South Texas!" You go on and
quote Colonel Sophus F. Neble thus
ly: "Our hunt was one continuous de
light . . We traveled in autos
shv)ting was good most any
where . . . We killed all the
blue quail we wanted . . . Then
we killed ducks and geese
(and so on)." By the use of "we"
and "ours" I naturally infer that Col
onel Neble was accompanied by the
several other prominent Nebraska
men that he met while there on this
"hunt."
Now, then, Mr. Editor, don't you
think you are "rubbing it into" us
poor ginks who are unable to winter
and shoot In the south? Showing us
pictures of $300 guns in bad enough
but this Oh! It's almost unbeara
ble! We may not be able to hunt in au
tos nor own 300 guns, but we would
wade Into old Missouri's blue mud
clear up to our necks to get a fair
day's sport. Don't you suppose our
hearts beat just as fast as any weal
thy south-going sportsman's when we
hear the roar of the canvasbacks'
wings rushing down the wind or the
wary challenging whistle of the pin
tails' call? Don't you suppose we
experience that same undescribed
thrill when we see the bunch of blue
bills or redheads cup their wings for
the final swing over the stool? Do
not our hearts beat just as high with
excitement, a? we stand waiting for
that green-head mallard whom we
"jumped" from the rushes, to get un
der way, fearful lest we wait too long
but none the less intent that he shall
hae at least a fair chance to get
away? Don't you know that we
feel amply repaid after an 'lour
cramping and freezing in a "blind"
to get a snapshot tit a bunch of green
wings, as they swing by and succeed
in bagging a brace (one for the Mrs.
and one for yours truly, thank you)?
To all of llii.-J yon may agree, bin
how about those gilded sportsmen
who supported and passed ilie feder-
l.iw on these birds'.'
isoine protection the poor little
duckies get in the south, where these
millionaire clubs nourish and kill all
they want and the Lord only knows
how many more. They spend weeks'
aye, oven months hunting these,
whereas we poor nose-to-lhe-grind-
stoners are forbidden to spend even
half a day in the marsh, by that dis
criminatory federal law. Why don't
our Judges net ousy and lei us Know
whether we humbler men Khali en
joy a day's shooting in the spring,
or tell us we must toss our guns in
the lake, as the wild duckies belong
solely to the wealthy go-south-and-
kill-all-you-can winter hunters?
S. L. YARWOOD.
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1 srveral tanks niiule from other ma-
' f neiol utiil nrtot hlUU TVWVrWI V ThpRA
tanks will keep the water cooler In
summer and warmer In winter. Send
for price list today.
ATLAS TANK MFfJ. COMPANY,
Fred Bolsen, Malinger,
1102 V. O. W. Hide., Omaha, Neb.
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