1 5,000 to 10,000 People Will Visit Alliance During 4 the Filing and Locating Campaign of the United States Land Office, March 19th to 24th y y y y 4 V y ? ? V y y y y y y x x y y f r t f y 2 Do You Realize the Importance of this to Box Butte County Land ? Not all of those people will be able to Rccure the land they desire. They will be in the market for land; that's what they are coming for; if they don't get government land they will want to buy Box Butte County lands. LIST YOUR LANDS WITH US AND GET A SHARE OF THE SALES PROFITS The Nebraska Land Company has recently been reorganized on a profit-sharing plan, and specific partnership. We have good farm lands for sale cheap and on easy terms. We make farm loans at a low rate of interest, inspect the land and furnish money without delay. If You Intend to File for Government Land Let Us Locate You Now! This is the last chance for government land in Nebraska. We will furnish plats of the land to be filed on March 19 to 24. We will be glad to explain the details to you and as sist you in the location of your cla'm. We have expert land attorneys at your service and will prepare your filing papers m tell you how to get these government lands. Garage fa cilities in connection so that you can see the lands before you file know how and what you are getting All of this service is yours for the asking at a very small fee for the services rendered. I BOX BUTTE COUNTY PEOPLE: Be sure to list your farm lands with us on the new profit-sharing basis. We have over 4,000 inquiries for raw, cheap western lands and regarding this last homestead act. Don't delay, but see us today NOW AT ONCE. We have some REAL SNAPS for home investors. See us at once. They will make you money. Full Information Gladly Furnished On Request. Write or See Us in Room 11, Land Office Building, Alliance, Nebraska Meiraska d pany J. C. McCORKLE, Manager A. MEEKER, Solicitor OSCAR O'BANNON, Salesman N. A. McCORKLE, See'y and Treas. 22 Lloyd s Column g Sheldon, la., Jan. 31 Benjamin Jones is a newspaper 'subscriber tbat any publisher would be glad to wel come on bis list. For forty-three years Mr. Jones has subscribed to the Sheldon Mail and has paid in ad- ranee every year. It was a country store in Arkansas. very humorous, snortiy before nis death he wrote an essay on the Platte rirer. George had evidently never seen the Immense irrigated country which Is fed by the Platte and the thousands of prosperous farms which depend on it for their moisture, or he might not have slandered it as follows: The careful student of American wonders should not overlook the Platte river. It is verr easy to do this, especial A one-gallus customer drifted In. I f ' """ "".r" l"r "Gimme a nickel's worth of asafoe- n a naD" OI piayinKinae ana see ... ; with a spectator, which is embarrass- The clerk poured some anufoetlda Into a paper bag and pushed it across the counter. - "Charge it." drawled the custom er. . "What's your name?" nuked the clerk. "Honeyfunkel." . "Take it." said the clerk. "I wouldn't write asafoetlda and Hon eyfunkel for five cents." ing in the extreme The Platte Is an elongated strip of dampness extending from the Missou ri river to the Yellowstone Park. It is 1,600 miles long, a mile wide, and as deep us one of the new dances. This is what makes the Platte fam ous. Many anotner river is a mue wide, but no other river on earth spreads so little water over so wide a i territory. A heavy dew in Nebraska A father lost his head and began beating his boy for' being out late Bights. When the whipping was ov er, the old man said: "There, I guess that will hold you for a while. When I was a boy of your age, my father would not let me hang around late Bights." At this rebuke the boy replied: 'He must have been a devil of a father." This got the old man's goat, and he yelled at the lad, with an empha sis on one adjective: "He was a dam sight better father than you have!" Every time a man loses his head he spills his brains. The Silent Part ner, in the Cornell widow. A Typical Kdltor The North Dakota editor who gives the following acocunt of him self for the year 1915 is but a typ ical editor. We know, oecause we have always considered ourselves typical and he gives a good descrip tion when he gives the following statement of his business for the past twelve months: -v "Been broke, 381 times; had mon ey, 4 times: praised the public, 999 times; told lies, 1.728 times; told the truth. 1 time (and nearly got whipped then); missed prayer meet ing, 52 times; got roasted, 481 times; roasted others. 77 times; of '.' Ace towel washed. 3 time; missed meals, never; mistaken for a preach er, 11 times; mistaken for a capital ist, never; bathed. 6 times; delin quent subscribers who paid, 29; de linquent subscribers who gave excuse for not paying, 936; delinquents who had read the paper for a year and then told us to go to and col lect our pay. 81; got whipped, never; whipped others. 23 times; cash on band. January 1. 1915. $1.14; cash 0B hand, January 1. 1916. 16 cenfc." George Pitch oa The Platte George Fitch, the humorist, wrote many "vest pocket essays" that were Interesting and some of them were . i i . i . t T,t .ti- ma KeH nign whiit in iuw i iuuo. iih squats on 5,000 square miles or i prairie land enough to support tne i population of Ireland and produces only an Imposing waste of sandbars and snags with about as much water running between the sandbars as a chuser for a thirsty man in New , York. 1 It is a shocking waste as shock-; lug as the devoting of the vast re-; sources of a great university to the . education of a downy-brained young man who has not yet succeeded in j learning 30 per cent of the ten coi :- mandments. ! The Platte Is a great river in the , spring .and awes the spectator by Its, breadth and majesty. Hut it Is not highly valued in Nebraska, because when it Is most needed, it Isn't there. : It is like the young recruit from the ' bush league, who bats .400 in the spring practice and then strike out 1 four times hand-running witn men Have You Tried KIRBY COAL? The blue flamed, klinkerles coal. It is THE coal of Alli ance. It's economical is clean and is lasting. Holds steady fire over night. KIRBY LUMP, for furnace and heaters, $7.50 1 V Delivered KIRBY NUT, for cookstoves and ranges, $6.50 J Hundreds have changed to Kirby after a trial. Ask some of your neighbors. It is used in almost every residence block in Alliance. Best Coal for the Price Brought to Alliance Sold by Alliance Creamery Comp'y Telephone 545 J. W. Fogg, of Boulder, Colo. on bases, after the season opens, as i u river it is the poorest pinch hitter I In the world. The Platte goes dy j HAlesman for the Koyal Typewriter on the tirst hot day. and has to de- pend on wells for its moisture the1 Company, was in Alliance yesterday rest of the summer. land today on business. Many movements for the abolish-: ing of the Platte have been started. but have failed because of the oppo- tltlon of the bridge companies. It , is the thinnest excuse for a bridge in ( existence but one of the most effect-j Ive. Mr. and Mrs. C. II. Boyer, of Bay ard, were shopping in Alliance the first of the week. KOTICK FOK BIDS Rids win be received until 8 p. m.. February 8. 1916. for the feeding of city prisoners. Two bids to be given i one for feeding at city hall, one for feeding at place of business. Par ty receiving contract to furnish bond of $100. Term of contract one year. Council reserves the right to reject any or all bids. CARTER CALDER. 8-21-63CS City Clerk.; ' Old papers for sate at The Herald office. Five cents a bunch; six bunches for a quarter. DRAKE & DRAKE OPTOMETRISTS In this age of the world the Public demands the service of people that specialize. We make a specialty of fitting glass es, and are prepared to Kupply each in dividual need. THE FITS-U OPTICAL OFFICE Optometrists t t Alliance, Nebraska Lindsey Wrote Von Bergen Emil Von Bergen, traveling repre sentative for the Carpenter Paper Company of Omaha, was in Alliance one day last week. While here he told of recently receiving a letter from the Denver boys' Judge, Ben B. Lindsey, who is a personal friend and who accompanied Henry Ford of auto fame on the peace trip to Eur ope. The letter was written from Christina. Mr. Lindsey writes most Interest ing of the trip across the water of the holding up of the Ford peace party by the British on the high seas and its retention on the north coast of Scotland, of the reception at Christina and of the people, press and officials there. It has been known by newspaper circles in this country generally that tne corre spondents sent on the ship at the courtesy of Mr. Ford have had in structions to ridicule the cruise and trip throughout, despite the discour tesy and inconsistency this embodies, and the readers will have observed that the ridicule between the lines of the dispatches has been pointed out. Mr. Lindsey writes especially to the point in this saying: "If you hear of friction in the neace party, don't believe it. There were some differences over non-essentials but nothing serious the kind of differences in any such par ty. But In the bigger mission we were all united. The New York pa pers insisted in instructing their men to ridicule the whole thing. So something had to be sent out. But a finer body of people for intelligence. and earnestness, I never Baw together before. Not many are prominent- hut all devoted to big ideals. Some good must come of it all." NOTICE TO CRKDITORS In tl.e County Court of Box llutle County, Nebraska In the Matter of the Estate of Mich- iiel Huver. deceased. Vntlre to nil nersonB Interested in said estate Is hereby given that Mary Bayer. Administratrix of said estate, will meet the creditors of said estate at the county courtroom in the city of Alliance, said county, on the 13th Hav nr Mrrh 1916. and the 18th day of September. 1916. at the hour of 10 a. m. for the purpose of the hear itr arflnafmnt and allowance of J . oioim ncutnHt mild estate. All per ssina hnvine claims or demands against said estate must file the same in said court on or before the 18th M of Sontember. 1916. or sain oiiima will he forever barred. Dated this 31st day or January. 1916. L. A. BERRY, (SEAL) County Judge Burton & Reddish. Attorneys. 9-6t-680-6391 Metaodlst Episcopal Chart 10 a. m. Sunday SchooL 11 a. n. Preaching service. o:V P. m. Yonnc Beonla'a ing. 7:39 p. m. Preaching servloe. irayer meeting on wednmidav emng ai f :su. Rev. J. B. Coras. pt 004 Box Butte. Phana Mt W. C. T. U. Meeting The Alliance W. C. T. U. will meet at th Citv Mission, at 2:30 p. m Thursday. February 10. 1916. Mrs J. A. Keegan will have charge of the program. EL-JE3arTT- - Mill I P At the Churches jj Presbyterian Church 10 a. m. Sunday School. 11 a. m. Preaching service. 2:30 p. m. Jnnior Endeavor. 6:30 p. m. Senior Endeavor. 7:30 p. m. Preaeblng service. Prayer meeting on Wednesday rw ening at 7:30. I lev. Lewis Mclntvr. pt 7uo unerson Phom Baptist Church 10:00 a. ni. Sunday school. 11:00 a. m. Preaching servloe. 6:30 p. m. Young people's serv ice. 7:30 p. m. Preaching service. Mr. Layton will begin a series m sermons to young people, Sunday ev ening, February 13, to which all, ei and young, are invited. Try to at tend these services, aB they will e interesting and helpful. A. A. Ijnyton. Minister Immanuel's Lutheran Church Cor. Yellowstone and 7th St. 10 a. m. English Sunday School and Bible class. Services every Sunday at 10:30 a m. English services every first ana third Sunday of the month at t o'clock p. m. German school at 9 a. m. even Saturday. Religions Instruction In English every Saturday at 1:30 p. m. Everyone Is welcome and cordially Invited to attend all of the service of the chnrch. Rev. Titus Lane. Pastor 722 Missouri Phone Black Q St. Matthews Church 7:30 a. m. Holy Communion. 10 a. m. Sunday school. - 11 a. m. Morning prayer and men. 7:19 p. m. Evening prayer aa sermon. Rev. William Carson Shaw. Recto Cttrtstlan Church it a. ax Sunday School. 11 a. m. Preaching service, p. u. Toang people's lea. 7:39 p. ra. Preaching service. Prayer meeting on every Wed day evening at ft St. Rev. H. 4. Towng, 9Q9 Box